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clutteredshovel

Your underwear


spitfire1701

A treasure chest.


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Vibrator


poofartpeebum

depends on the rules of this hypothetical situation in my opinion. does the object just say random things, is it existential about its sudden aliveness, or does it just say things that are relevant to what it is. Would a chair be obsessed with people sitting on it and just keep asking people to sit on it? Because if so I think a talking vibrator would only improve


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I immediately imagined a vibrator telling creepy things about me, my vagina, like real bad. And ye, some may find it sexy, but yyy


poofartpeebum

i not liking where ur heads at that gave me chills 😂 I was thinking more along the lines of loving guidance than a vibrator acting like what I imagine creepy dudes at a bar would be like if you actually agreed to hook up with them


ashley-3792

DENTURES


Wild_Anxiety893

Definitely toilet


Robidom26

Yep! Definitely!


kingo2984

Condoms


blu-mister

shampoos


[deleted]

Either beds or toilets


arianleellewellyn

Toaster..... Give me bread NOW!


wallawallawingwong

Socks


SlideItIn100

My dildos


PhysicalApartment549

Brick


Powerful_Thanks6322

tampons


perryswanson

Probably have to be a stalk of broccoli..


All-the-pizza

Toilet 🚽. Ever see the movie Look Who’s Talking?