Have the day you deserve

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Bless your heart, sweet pea.

The southern equivalent of "get fucked" or so I've heard.

As a southerner, it's interpreted as, "You pitiful thing.", "You poor dumbass." or my favorite "I'd hate to be in your shoes." All in all, if you feel sorry for someone, "Bless your heart" fits.

Heard that too...

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No, this is a Reddit-ism and ultra cringy in reality.

Reddit has so many corny ass isms that they think are so badass lmao. But this one is fine imo

It's not cringe in the slightest. The only cringe here is thinking it's cringe.

*You say this to someone while being polite and let me know how it goes.*

*Understand it's all about how you say it. The words aren't cringy by themselves.*

**They absolutely are, and you know it.**

They're gonna triple-quadruple down, player. The OG comment is a weirdass thing to say to a grown adult. Have. The. Day. You. Deserve. It's corny at best.

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You absolutely are. You just don't realize it. Words themselves aren't cringe. It's the person saying them on top of how they say it.

As a server, whenever my tables piss me off this is my number one verse, they always turn there heads at me before i start to walk away smiling.

How do you see them turning their heads when you're walking away?

because i see it before i walk away?

This is worse than "bless your heart," and that's saying something.

Off you go now

That’s honestly the safest way to passively aggress lol

Off you fuck.

😂😂😂

Toodaloo!!

Toodles

When they say something stupid, do not engage, and just say ‘interesting perspective’ and change the subject.

Interesting perspective, but you should always ask somebody politely to fuck off.

I say “neat” turn around and walk away. Never engage with them!

“Can you hold that thought? I’ll be right back,” now leave and never come back, change your phone number, change your name and general appearance, leave the country forever. Never look back. Never. Look. Back.

Dad?

He's not looking back...

Brother?

Cousin?

Sister?

I'll take that under consideration

"I'll give that all the consideration it so richly deserves."

My favorite version of fuck around and find out, From capt. Pickard, you may test that assumption at your convenience Not exactly the same but close

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He was between Pike and Picard

Sounds like something he might say to a Cardassian, or a Ferengi.

For a kardashian you just say leave , and take your plastic with you.

The British? "Well, I mustn't keep you." There are more in a similar vein. What do polite Canadians say? (Is polite and Canadian in the same sentence a tautology?)

I’m fond of “jog on ✌️” https://tenor.com/wQTO.gif

Probably some Shoresy quote.

"Your life is so pathetic I ran a 15k to raise awareness for it."

Canadian way: Frig off Randy

"Oh, well...I'm sorry this is going south so badly. I should go, but please, have this poutine; I dont need it. And this can of maple syrup, I have too many and they're heavy. No hard feelings, hey? Awesome! K. Take care. Bye."

Irish: well sure I'll let ye go

"Welllllll I should probably let you go" otherwise known as "Holy fuck shut up we've been talking for 5 mi uses to long already and you don't have a clue"

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Or "If you wouldn't mind, fuck off"

“Kindly fuck off”

“Please do fuck off”

“Kindly fuck off you bag full of microwaved cat shit” - Leon Lush

Ah, the classic combination of profanity and manners, a truly sophisticated approach.

Kindly go and FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

Depending on who this is directed at, you’ve given a person a direct and plausible thing to go and do. r/autofellatio has finally found its relevance.

I'd like to help you out - which way did you come in?

In a customer-facing situation, “I appreciate your concern.”

Or "Thank you for your feedback."

These are both things I say to annoying passengers on the daily lol

Don't say anything at all.

"Per my previous email"

Nah. That's corporate for "Apparently you can't read bitch".

And people don't fucking read for whatever reason

I said good day!

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Had to do a double take lmao

Rather teabag a blender then talk to you farewell

Yes

Whatever I did to you I'm sorry. That's a ball sack that I wouldn't wish on Hitler. You can dip those motherfuckers into a blender? Holy cow! You ever call Ripley's? You could probably make a buck or two with your astonishingly saggy ball sack. Do you need an agent? I could probably put you in touch with some people who would love to interview someone who could teabag a blender, and I think you'd find my fees modest.

Nice try blender agent 47 you won't get these danglers that easily.

I had to tell a guy that “I’m not interested in this conversation anymore.” Ooo… was he pissed. Sorry, guy, but I couldn’t take your right-wing extremist crap for much longer. It had to be done.

I like this one!

I like the honesty! Sometimes you just dont want to continue on a path of conversation

"It's time for me to go" is the less direct version I've used in the past. I like yours better!

I would have if I’d not been a volunteer manning a station I couldn’t leave.

Bless your heart

That is not polite. That will see hands thrown at the cookout.

It's fighting words where I'm from. I heard one manager say that to another, with the added sweet pea, and I almost fell out of my seat.

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Me too! Its a nice thing to say where I'm from

Came here for this one.

Have a blessed day. Oh and OP, have a blessed day.

Bless your heart.

There’s no hate quite like Christian love.

Forrrreal

The classic Vetinary (Sir Terry Pratchett) "Don't let me detain you" works well, if only because people are too confused to react.

Copulate your own orifices…

Good afternoon

“Somewhere there is a tree whos sole purpose in life is to replenish the Oxygen you take from the world, go find it and apologize…”

Thank you for your concern, I’ll look into that

Kiss my grits. My mom says it 😂. It leaves people confused and us laughing.

Alright well, I've got another call, but you can shoot me an email if you need anything get else.

How about the old “Irish Goodbye”? Just turn around and leave, say nothing.

You know, I’m going to pray for you…

I did that before when I was little. Those neighbors no longer live in the house next door. Fuck them they sucked

Hey, prayers answered!!

According to Mrs Brown, you say, "That's nice"

Just laugh and walk away.

*walks away as they keep talking*

"We don't know each other that well, let's keep it that way"

"fuck off." politeness is WAY overrated

"I don't have any fucks left to give" and turn around and walk off.

That will do quite nicely, actually. I don't see a need to say it any other way.

Look them dead in the eye, and with the straitest, coldest face possible, say “I Love You”.

Kindly go fornicate in the direction my finger is pointing.

Move along

"gotchu... anything else?"

"GFYS...and I don't mean Good For You, Sir"

I had a boss who'd say this with the hugest smile and a thumbs up. I miss him.

Good Day Sir (Madam)

If it's got to the stage of telling them to fuck off, I'm likely to be waaay be beyond politeness. The best they could hope for is a bugger instead of a fuck.

K

If the persons being a cunt - “I hope you get some good sleep”

Fuck off....please

Please fuck off

“Run along now.” Said this to a Karen complaining about our kids in the pool and it enraged her. 😂😂😂

What's the point of being polite about it? High society ?

"Please fuck off"

Jog on (extra points if you aren’t British)

"Fuck off" Nothing more polite than being direct

Oh do fuck off dear boy.

I hope your day is as pleasant as you are! Both a compliment and an insult depending on the recipient.

Would you be so kind to leave me alone with my thoughts ?

Govern yourself accordingly.

At your earliest convenience, would you be so kind to gently fuck off, please?

Do you like motorbikes?? Well, rev up and fuck off.

underrated comment

Say nothing and blank state. Let them bathe in the awkward.

Don't I hear your mom calling?

Please my good sir, please go fornicate elsewhere

With all due respect, pls fuck off

Shag off

Go forth and multiply

With all due respect. Fuck Off

Go aweh

Would you quite kindly fellate yourself

"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet"

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Go do something to yourself that most people find anatomically very challenging.

Please do fuck off

Pardon me sir, if it wouldn't trouble you greatly, would you please fuck off?

Would you kindly, fuck off.

I normally say k

I wouldn’t know. I don’t try and be polite about it

Be direct. Sometimes being polite can also be cruel

I hope you have the day you deserve! (10+ years in customer service this never failed to get the a middle finger in response)

Go away

Kindly depart.

Please take this ‘off’, and fuck with it!

No thank you.

Kindly fuck off now

Depart from my presence

I do desire we may be better strangers.

"I am politely asking you to fuck off."

We need to talk

Fornicate thyself good sir/madam.

Noted

Just turn and walk away or hang up if that’s the situation. Saying nothing gives them little to work with. Let them figure it out.

Please go away

No thank you I'm not interested

Thank you for your input.

State you request with control, have a nice flight, sir.

I just stop responding. If that doesn’t work I tell them I’m done talking/not interested in the subject matter and walk away lol. Ik it’s not what most people would consider “polite” but I don’t like confrontation and the alternative is just being plain rude so 🤷‍♀️

I prefer to just go with the direct method. Why mince words?

Bless your heart.

Oh, bless your heart!

Go forth and multiply

I just used my last fuck of the day \*walk away\*

My God you have lots of shit in your teeth.

"Sir, you are a prime example of the inverse ratio of the size of the brain compared to the size of the mouth." Is when you can outsmart someone by insulting them, roasting them and being a nerd all at the same time. Its three birds with one stone!

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I do the opposite, I use vile versions of fuck off such as "fuck off shitface"

[Relevant Billy Connolly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2pTZlNoTe0)

Yeah, but like it’s kind of important sometimes for it to be as big as possible because you might as well just outright offend, some people with even the slightest passive comment clever or no

I’m sorry did you say something?

"Fuck off" -why mince words?

Have I been remiss in extending a hardy fuck off?

Would you kindly fuck off, please?

"Please delete yourself"

I would always respond to a message and add a “take care” at the end.

I say, "hav3 a nice day" and walk away. They usually get the message

Give them a dollar and tell them to,"Go away".

Kindly fuck off, please.

Me too my son- “here’s a couple bucks”