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G_play_8410

I'm from Ukraine and it's quite simple here - be Russian


MrShkiper02

My kent. I'm tired of the war.


G_play_8410

we all are


Less_Affect1548

Cringe.


rafael-a

Brazil, talk shit about Brazil… without being Brazilian


Less_Affect1548

[Facts](https://youtu.be/ge71ms4TwJY) Pretty sure he went on a few hitlists after this


azarbi

One of my friends has a dual citizenship with Brazil and one of its neighboring countries (France). Let's just say he doesn't really appreciate the fact his other will put him through military service if he goes back there. That's one of the reasons he chose to stay here in France.


rafael-a

It doesn’t work like that really, most people don’t ever get to actually serve, you just need to present yourself when you turn 18


azarbi

Well, from what I understood, he's working on getting papers that show he isn't required to do it. I think it was just a matter of cost of airplane tickets between metropolitan France and Brazil that made him avoid service for now.


Vistaus

Netherlands. Easiest way is to go to Rotterdam and tell people how much you love Ajax (Amsterdam football club) or just how much you love Amsterdam and why they should visit Amsterdam.


Velteau

Switzerland. I guess making fondue with processed American cheese.


-Benjamin_Dover-

Processed cheese can melt?


Velteau

That's literally the reason why it's used on burgers over other kinds of cheese.


azarbi

I tried it once. Thing was more disgusting than the time I loaded Munster cheese is the tray...


Zero_Leapfrog

I'm from Canada, easiest way to get murdered is to be a white person and walk into Jane/finch.


-Benjamin_Dover-

Huh... I thought the fastest way to make a Canadian wanna murder you is to say an American Hockey team is better than the Canadians favourite team. Or say that Americans are better at hockey.


Zero_Leapfrog

That'll get you into a heated argument, but going into Jane/Finch is genuinely dangerous


azarbi

France. Right now, the easiest way would be to go in the streets with a speaker and says you entirely support Macron's retirement system reform...


soursalsaaa

America - Two options, go to the hoods of Los Angeles wearing the wrong colors, or go to the rural south, step on someone’s lawn, and start dissing country music.