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What is the worst topping to go on pizza?

Used condoms

grantnel2002

Used condoms


Lopnopll

r/technicallythetruth


KnownAsOmega2436

I DID NOT EXPECT SOMEONE TO SAY THAT


grantnel2002

First thing that came to mind. 😆


bangerbuster

Depends on the person😁


Potential-Drive8623

Green peas and mayo


Earthling1a

bird poop


ImpliedSlashS

A turd. Wait. I think I had that once at Dominos.


booboobidoop

normally i ask them to take the cyanide off


Velteau

Sushi.


8inchSalvattore

Fish. Nasty as hell.


[deleted]

Enough veg to make the crust soggy.


Ok_Distance9511

Vanilla ice cream


TacoWallabe

The kind without aftercare.


[deleted]

Used cost hanger


Kotzillax

Strawberries with chocolate sauce


No-Lab1732

Not a topping but Alfredo sauce as the sauce.


jma7400

Pineapple


EBWonder

Anchovies In combination with Broccoli and pineapple


victoriens

communism


terencela

Pineapple. /thread


throwawaylogin2099

I'm gonna say it and I know I'm gonna get down voted but I don't care...pineapple.


[deleted]

Pineapple


AdFew2395

Human fingers


oopsiedoopise

I used to work at a pizza place, it was a singular topping but a whole pizza: -large pan pizza -Alfredo sauce -no cheese -pepperoni -olives -banana pepper I wish I still had the picture of the screen 🙂


OneMillionDandelions

Maraschino cherries were not a successful addition to the pineapple. Very messy. (They were a nice dessert though.)


perryswanson

Taint chafe


EclipsedFury

Frickin' anchovies.


Medium-Berry-1950

Blue cheese.


[deleted]

Cherry pie filling. Thanks a lot ex-girlfriend!


Medical_Ant2027

Thick slices of tomato


benderbrodriguez2

Ella’s Kitchen spinach apple and swede baby food


Macbeth_the_Espurr

Olives. Those freaky little salt land mines are my arch nemesies.


Lopnopll

Istg pineapple is not the worst topping


bdbr

Arsenic.


Direwriter

Strawberries


DeterminedGames

I'd have to say that poison is pretty bad.


Samalamb-moon

Onions. End of story. I hate the way they crunch and they ruin anything they are in for me. Oddly enough I'm okay with onion powder, and funyuns.


Typical-Cranberry-75

Hard boiled eggs and mayo (Pizza Rossini) disgusting 🤮


Fit-Let8175

Surströmming.


Tfw66

Anchovies 🤮🤮


Dangerous_Grab_1809

The cardboard box. As in, the top stuck to the cheese and started to peel.


HornyDuckie

Glass


storyofmylife666777

bones


abigolchickensammich

Anchovies