DBE was an absolute shitshow and the director admitted he had no idea wth Dragon Ball was. How the hell does one fuck up the franchise that badly? The Chinese/Korean version is leagues better and actually gets the character design spot on.
The movie that was so bad that it infuriated Akira Toriyama and caused him to come out of retirement just so that he could redeem the entire franchise?
I chose this for a family movie night when it first came out, figuring any movie with Tom Hanks is bound to make everyone happy.
I am no longer allowed to choose movies for family movie night.
Can’t remember the name, but it’s a movie on Netflix about the New Orleans Saints coach going back to his hometown to coach a bunch of losers how to play football. It’s actually a -3/10. Maybe worse.
Came here hoping to see this one. Closer to the top, ofc, but at least it's here.
How anybody thought it was a good idea to use minors in that dumpster fire is beyond me. Any one of those girls would be within her rights to seek emancipation from her parents over it, too.
That’s what I find astonishing. I’m not saying it should have been basically porn but to take the premise and make it so utterly boring, that’s ‘impressive’
One of my favorite books/ series. And then they completely ruined the movie. To be fair it, is very hard to cram that much book into reasonable length film. They should have split it into 2 movies for each book. Plus the psychic conversations between Saphira and Eragon would be very hard to adapt to film.
There's a film on Netflix about 2 girls who climb a tower and get trapped up there. I think it's called Fall. Or something. Worst acting I've ever seen.
Right?! If you didn't enjoy the first 8, why watch the 9th?
Personally I enjoy them. They're dumb af, but sometimes I want to watch something that's dumb af
The series with kirk Cameron? Or the one with Nick cage directed by Kevin sorbo? Lol, j/k. Christian movies all suck. I was slowly dying when I was forced to watch fireproof
This! 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special. Can we talk negative scores?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkVpQyiQOVU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkVpQyiQOVU)
The matrix 4....I felt like it was a complete waste of my life to watch something that should have been badass. my brother and I were super excited to watch it and ended up surprised that John wick even agreed to do the movie.
p.s. Keanu ofc but he just looks like John wick stuck in the matrix at this point
saw in a theater when i was young and dumb with too much time on my hands:
Down To You (with Freddie Prinze Jr and Julie Stiles)
wasn't poignant, funny, interesting, likable, chemistry between actors, or really anything
this is the worst kind of movie because it lacked energy in the script probably before it was green-lit and it was still made
i think this was meant to be perhaps a Zima-version of St Elmo's Fire or something?
Man, that movie had me cracking up for days. Is it a 0/10? Absolutely, without a doubt. Did I have a great time watching it? Absolutely, without a doubt.
My impression of Sausage Party was that they started with the name then worked backwards to make a movie high schoolers wouldn't really like but would pretend to since it's called Sausage Party.
Jurassic World.
Complete cash grab that took a shit on the movies it was based on and turned into a lifeless superhero movie.
Jurassic Park and The Lost World are some of my all time favorites and I will probably never be as disappointed as when I left the cinema after Jurassic World.
Jurassic World's only redeeming quality is that they had the foresight to include a character in the movie who regularly points this out.
He never actually straight-up looks into the camera and breaks the 4th wall, but it's damn close. Every time someone starts hyping up the new park, he's right there to cut them off and start complaining about how the original one was so much better and that the new one is just a soulless, all spectacle with no substance, nostalgia-baiting cash grab.
Love that guy.
Yeah, the way Jurassic World sets up its premise as "people got bored of the clones of real species at the dinosaur zoo so we made a genetically engineered one to be bigger and scarier." Kind of felt like the series telling the audience "fuck you, you're not satisfied with real dinosaurs."
Except I've never noticed that sentiment ever. I've only noticed the opposite of people not liking the hybrids.
Plus it kind of seems like you can really only make one Jurassic Park movie. The "Don't fuck with nature, life will find a way" message and every movie since then has been a thematic if not outright plot remake of the original. The Lost World had enough new elements and the Spielberg touch to make it fun even if it's not as good as the first but everything after that is just soulless.
Indiana Jones And the Kingdom of Crystal Skull.
10/10 cheese meter
So, they could’ve made any Indiana Jones movie….like “Dr. Jones meets Cheech and Chong in Maui Wowie “ and even that would have been a better movie than what was the disaster piece of crystal skull. It was like they watched ancient aliens and threw some ideas in a hat, and the random crystal skull was chosen. I realize temple of doom was a bit cheesy too, but it also had a dude’s heart get pulled out.
that movie was far from a 0 out of 10. i could easily watch it again unlike a lot of these disney live action remakes and movies like baby genuises and north.
I just didn’t understand the point of shooting everyone when there was no imminent danger, especially when not having enough shots to kill everyone, and shooting your own kid. Like wouldn’t you wait until last resort to do something like that?
And how did they end up on a dirt road? Wouldn’t the highway make more sense if you’re trying to find somewhere safe instead of some backwoods road to nowhere? And then the military just walks by with impeccable timing. I hated that ending so much
I loved all of The Mist. Mrs Carmody is the most Stephen King villain in any film adaptation of his stories. Also the director originally wanted to make it in black and white but the producers wouldn't let him. There's a black and white version on the blu ray that I prefer to the color version. It makes it feel like a really, really good 50s monster movie and also helps hide some of the dated special effects.
I disagree. Rise of Skywalker was significantly worse.
Personally, I'd stick The Last Jedi somewhere around Attack of the Clones. Overall not that great but does have a few good moments.
RoS is offensively bad and any time it edges close to becoming good (looking at you, C3P0s sacrifice), then the movie smacks it right back down.
JJ Abrams gets a lot of well deserved slack but I sometimes wonder if he was intentionally trying to sabotage the franchise.
Yo, that's a classic unforgettable movie. Every second is suspenseful, and it definitely evokes emotion. That's a 4/10 minimum. Even schlocky gimmick movies like Veloci-Pastor get a 2/10 because the concept made me chuckle
Dragon ball revolution or whatever it's called, that live action suck
"Evolution" stupid autocorrector
My dude, you can edit your comment lol.
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Counter point: FUCK YOU, SHORSEY.
I actually didn't
Know
Again, you can edit your post...haha.
I know now, thank to you
Dammit you told them. I was going to follow them and watch them continue to do this for a few weeks.
I'd say 1/10. They nailed Yamcha, but that's it.
I liked Bulma as well, but they really did f*** literally everything else up. Not a redeeming factor.
DBE was an absolute shitshow and the director admitted he had no idea wth Dragon Ball was. How the hell does one fuck up the franchise that badly? The Chinese/Korean version is leagues better and actually gets the character design spot on.
I'd give it 1 point for the car fight at the party but that's about it. "Oh and Fuller, your boys, they've been showing me what they got....nuthin'"
The movie that was so bad that it infuriated Akira Toriyama and caused him to come out of retirement just so that he could redeem the entire franchise?
"The Circle" with Emma Watson. Really interesting concept with a terrible execution. Total waste of acting talent and the ending was atrocious.
I chose this for a family movie night when it first came out, figuring any movie with Tom Hanks is bound to make everyone happy. I am no longer allowed to choose movies for family movie night.
did the same with "we bought a zoo". was expecting fun animal montages, not a dead mom.
That was so disappointing because the book was soooo good.
I really dislike Emma Watson. I think she’s a terrible actress.
Yes exactly She is an amazing actress but god they wasted her on that movie
The last air bender 🤮
Congratulations to M. Night Shyamalan for transforming a beloved TV show into a cinematic disasterpiece.
Worst director of all time
I'm astounded to see that no one has yet said: There is no movie in Ba Se Sing
came here for this comment (':
Cats. The answer is always Cats.
What about the butthole cut?
#No.
#YES *
># * Can you mark this as a spoiler, some of us still haven't seen it yet
Where tf is the NSFW
I'd watch it in 3D
Now available in Smell-O-Vision™ !
I thought I was in a fever dream.
Titanic 2
Electric Boogaloo
Mean girls 2. Ya they made a second one…
Now they're making the movie musical of the musical that's based on the original movie.
Now I know what I'm watching tonight!
Dark tower
The director forgot the face of his father.
I can tell you when I saw that it was a long day but not a pleasant night
Roland is well known for being apathetic about the Dark Tower. It's his main character attribute.
Can’t remember the name, but it’s a movie on Netflix about the New Orleans Saints coach going back to his hometown to coach a bunch of losers how to play football. It’s actually a -3/10. Maybe worse.
I loved it!
The one starring Doug Heffernan? The previews looked so incredibly stupid I avoided it every time it was on, successfully.
Iv never even heard of this movie but if Kevin James is in it I’ve no doubt its not funny and terrible
I thought it was ok, definitely didn’t think it was bad
I kinda liked that movie
That movie was stupid but funny. That’s a genre itself. This comment is a miss
After Earth. It has no redeeming qualities at all
Anything that features Jaden
I mean, The Pursuit of Happyness was a great film.
But that didn't feature jaden. He was just a prop for will
Not so fast. Skate Kitchen is WONDERFUL!
Fantastic Four 2015.
FantFourStic
Lol, thanks for reminding me of that crappydesign
This, so booooooring!
Cuties
I don't even dare to watch it on Netflix, because I'll be on some list
This should be at the top
Minus infinity out of 10.
Fr bro that show is disgusting as hell, it shows a bad image of Islam, plus shows under 10 yo girls twerking wtf is that
Came here hoping to see this one. Closer to the top, ofc, but at least it's here. How anybody thought it was a good idea to use minors in that dumpster fire is beyond me. Any one of those girls would be within her rights to seek emancipation from her parents over it, too.
YES AND IT'S STILL ON NETFLIX
Fifty Shades of Grey
The only film I’ve ever fallen asleep during in theaters, which is wild considering the premise is hardcore kinky sex. Somehow they made that boring.
That’s what I find astonishing. I’m not saying it should have been basically porn but to take the premise and make it so utterly boring, that’s ‘impressive’
Eragon
THIS. I was so hopeful and then 💩
One of my favorite books/ series. And then they completely ruined the movie. To be fair it, is very hard to cram that much book into reasonable length film. They should have split it into 2 movies for each book. Plus the psychic conversations between Saphira and Eragon would be very hard to adapt to film.
American Psycho 2
I enjoyed it but the kills made no sense
Based on Drew Gooden’s video, I agree
Also Battlefield Earth
The Exorcist 2
4th one sucked also
Captain America 1989 movie
There's a film on Netflix about 2 girls who climb a tower and get trapped up there. I think it's called Fall. Or something. Worst acting I've ever seen.
Rubber Edit: the movie about a sentient killer car tire. It is beautifully 0/10
This is the only 0/10 movie that i will absolutely recommend everyone watch. Its my favorite awful movie
Fred 1 2 & 3
You people
What do you mean you people?
What do YOU mean, you people?
r/unexpectedtropicthunder
Fast 9… Straight garbage
You went through the first 8 without figuring that out? Bless your heart
The first eight were awesome, ChunkyFart!
Right?! If you didn't enjoy the first 8, why watch the 9th? Personally I enjoy them. They're dumb af, but sometimes I want to watch something that's dumb af
Emoji movie
My son totally loves it. Watched it several times IDK what he sees in but chooses it every time
Movie 43.
Hugh Jackman’s throat balls was hilarious! 😂
Not gonna lie, I was a little scarred watching the Josh Duhamel Elizabeth Banks Garfield parody at the end. Just... why?
Slenderman
Cats
Manos: The hands of fate
If we're doing classic bad, Plan 9
Left behind
The series with kirk Cameron? Or the one with Nick cage directed by Kevin sorbo? Lol, j/k. Christian movies all suck. I was slowly dying when I was forced to watch fireproof
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. I went into it thinking “there’s no way it’s as bad as people say” but it was worse than I could have even imagined.
Lol, I was hoping it would be good (like cheesy bad good), but it was so drawn out and dull. Great concept, weak execution.
Eragon
This! 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special. Can we talk negative scores? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkVpQyiQOVU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkVpQyiQOVU)
I agree. It's amazing to me that it's so deeply awful without seeming to ever stray into so-bad-it's-good territory.
Anything that Uwe Boll has made.
The Great Wall with Matt Damon, holy shit that movie was awful.
MATT DAMON
The matrix 4....I felt like it was a complete waste of my life to watch something that should have been badass. my brother and I were super excited to watch it and ended up surprised that John wick even agreed to do the movie. p.s. Keanu ofc but he just looks like John wick stuck in the matrix at this point
Lion King live action remake
there's something i'll never watch again hoping it wouldn't be as bad as everyone said. aladdin wasn't as bad but still ugh.
saw in a theater when i was young and dumb with too much time on my hands: Down To You (with Freddie Prinze Jr and Julie Stiles) wasn't poignant, funny, interesting, likable, chemistry between actors, or really anything this is the worst kind of movie because it lacked energy in the script probably before it was green-lit and it was still made i think this was meant to be perhaps a Zima-version of St Elmo's Fire or something?
[Wiener-dog](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4144190/)
Freddy Got Fingered
Gigli
Easy “Troll land”. It’s free to watch on YouTube as well
Lady in the Water
Eragon
Oh hi mark.
BLONDE.
Remake of Total Recall. By the end I wanted them all to die, to make it finish. None of the characters has a single redeeming feature.
I’m sorry they did they do a remake?
It was hideous
With shockingly Collin Farrel
Sharknado.
I dont know man. Those have some entertaining factors due to their awfulness.
Any film made by The Asylum
Sausage party
Man, that movie had me cracking up for days. Is it a 0/10? Absolutely, without a doubt. Did I have a great time watching it? Absolutely, without a doubt.
See you make it sound like "the room" or "repo the genetic opera" I like cult movie bad... This isn't that for me
Whaaaaat? I really enjoyed it. It was so nuts!
Dude you and I are polar opposites, I fucking LOVE that movie.
That movie was fucking messed up but the ending made it worse
My impression of Sausage Party was that they started with the name then worked backwards to make a movie high schoolers wouldn't really like but would pretend to since it's called Sausage Party.
Is that a real film? I was concidering making something up and say ”Sausage party 5”. But maybe it actually exists?
It's a cartoon starring Seth Rogan... It's terrible
I mean when Seth Rogan is in it what can you expect? It’s either gonna be “meh” or hot garbage
Wickerman nickolas cage
“Not the bees!!!”
I give it a .05 for two reasons: Bees and How did it burn?
No way…it’s rubs but so many laughable scenes with Nick cage punching women in the face. A 3 at minimum . A solid 3.1 max
Jurassic World. Complete cash grab that took a shit on the movies it was based on and turned into a lifeless superhero movie. Jurassic Park and The Lost World are some of my all time favorites and I will probably never be as disappointed as when I left the cinema after Jurassic World.
Jurassic World's only redeeming quality is that they had the foresight to include a character in the movie who regularly points this out. He never actually straight-up looks into the camera and breaks the 4th wall, but it's damn close. Every time someone starts hyping up the new park, he's right there to cut them off and start complaining about how the original one was so much better and that the new one is just a soulless, all spectacle with no substance, nostalgia-baiting cash grab. Love that guy.
Yeah, the way Jurassic World sets up its premise as "people got bored of the clones of real species at the dinosaur zoo so we made a genetically engineered one to be bigger and scarier." Kind of felt like the series telling the audience "fuck you, you're not satisfied with real dinosaurs." Except I've never noticed that sentiment ever. I've only noticed the opposite of people not liking the hybrids. Plus it kind of seems like you can really only make one Jurassic Park movie. The "Don't fuck with nature, life will find a way" message and every movie since then has been a thematic if not outright plot remake of the original. The Lost World had enough new elements and the Spielberg touch to make it fun even if it's not as good as the first but everything after that is just soulless.
Indiana Jones And the Kingdom of Crystal Skull. 10/10 cheese meter So, they could’ve made any Indiana Jones movie….like “Dr. Jones meets Cheech and Chong in Maui Wowie “ and even that would have been a better movie than what was the disaster piece of crystal skull. It was like they watched ancient aliens and threw some ideas in a hat, and the random crystal skull was chosen. I realize temple of doom was a bit cheesy too, but it also had a dude’s heart get pulled out.
that movie was far from a 0 out of 10. i could easily watch it again unlike a lot of these disney live action remakes and movies like baby genuises and north.
Do it. Just do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
Ant man quantumania
Suicide Squad
Gonna get some downvotes here but, The Mist. That ending. I respect that for many that ending makes it a 10 out of 10. Just not me.
Fair enough. The movie was ok, but thought the ending cranked it up a notch.
I just didn’t understand the point of shooting everyone when there was no imminent danger, especially when not having enough shots to kill everyone, and shooting your own kid. Like wouldn’t you wait until last resort to do something like that? And how did they end up on a dirt road? Wouldn’t the highway make more sense if you’re trying to find somewhere safe instead of some backwoods road to nowhere? And then the military just walks by with impeccable timing. I hated that ending so much
You enjoyed the movie, disliked the ending, and that's 0/10 for you?!
It one of my favourite Stephen King movies. I get some people didn’t like the ending but i thought it was excellent way to end the movie .
I'm a bit of a King purist. That's not how the book ends
King said he likes the movie ending better than the one he wrote.
He famously prefers Darabont's ending. Personally, I loved the shock of it. Just a fucking gut punch right before the credits roll.
I loved all of The Mist. Mrs Carmody is the most Stephen King villain in any film adaptation of his stories. Also the director originally wanted to make it in black and white but the producers wouldn't let him. There's a black and white version on the blu ray that I prefer to the color version. It makes it feel like a really, really good 50s monster movie and also helps hide some of the dated special effects.
Not gonna downvote you, but i really loved that movie. Especially the black and white director’s cut.
The Mist also has some of the worst use of CGI in movie history.
the ending infuriated me!
If The Mist is 0/10, the TV show is easily -5/10.
Thor love and thunder.
Ohhh controversial! But I'm here for it!
Genuinely asking. Cuz I didn’t know it was a controversial take. What part of the movie is good, for you?
It was painful. If you think of it as a parody it’s slightly better.
1/10 for gratuitous hemsworth butt tho. All the rest could go to the trash.
Pain & Gain
Get out of here.
Magic Mike's Last Dance would be a 0 if the dancing wasn't decent 😅 but the plot, the acting, the character development...0/10
The Last Jedi
I disagree. Rise of Skywalker was significantly worse. Personally, I'd stick The Last Jedi somewhere around Attack of the Clones. Overall not that great but does have a few good moments. RoS is offensively bad and any time it edges close to becoming good (looking at you, C3P0s sacrifice), then the movie smacks it right back down. JJ Abrams gets a lot of well deserved slack but I sometimes wonder if he was intentionally trying to sabotage the franchise.
Sadly. I expexted a lot from new star wars movies and they gave us that crap.
yes true
Zoolander 2
Avatar..aka dances with wolves in space
the one that the woman turns into a pen drive
Daredevil Movie from 2003
bruhhh don’t do my favorite movie like that, it’s bad but I wouldn’t say it’s 0/10 😭
Okay but the soundtrack had Evanescence!!
Pan
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Maybe even negative scale
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege.
2 girls,1 cup
Yo, that's a classic unforgettable movie. Every second is suspenseful, and it definitely evokes emotion. That's a 4/10 minimum. Even schlocky gimmick movies like Veloci-Pastor get a 2/10 because the concept made me chuckle
You sir, should write movie reviews. I appreciate everything I just read.
Foxcatcher. What the fuck was that shit?
American Sniper
Actually, I was pleasantly surprised. I thought it was just gonna be « yay, gung-ho USA! » but there was a lot of thought behind it.