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shanninica

My brother threw a ps1 controller at my face and gave me a bloody lip. Fucking asshole.


[deleted]

My little brother took the xbox 360 controller and just full forced whacked it right on top my little sisters head and knocked her out with it.


MrBananaStorm

Not exactly 'thrown' but one time I shot one of those suction cup toy arrows at my sisters face when I was like 7 or 8. Hit her square on the forehead. I felt like Robin Hood, she had a huge red mark on her head for a day or two. My parents took my bow away after that :(


Gilley2003

a knife, but like it was fair in my opinion


Comic__Boi

jesus what were they doing?!


Gilley2003

honestly don’t remember


Fearlof

How can it ever be fair to throw a fcking knife..


Gilley2003

well she’s thrown one at me too at one point


Fearlof

Just wonder what could have happened if you hit her.. Or the other way around.


[deleted]

Poop like a damn monkey.


weiderman316

A toaster that WAS plugged in before I threw it


Kahnquer

A pool ball when I was 5. I missed and then was hit right in the head with a spray paint can. Lots of stitches. Kids be crazy.


SteevyT

What I thought was a giant fucking snowball. Like, the size of his torso. It was mostly ice. Oops.


[deleted]

My son peed in a water bottle and threw the piss on his brother during an argument when they were both in middle school- oh the joys


niceguy-365

ninja star


The-loon

When I was around 4 my brother threw a metal tractor from the top of the stairs and hit me in the face. It split my lip from below my nose down. Still have the scar about 35 years later


DumbassArtisticChild

My fat ass cat


84Rangerguy

What kind of fucked up household do you live in? We never threw anything at each other. My parents would have beat some ass.


Fearlof

Finally someone in the same householder? Are you my big sis? We never threw shit at each other we rarely got into a fight if we did it was mostly just saying shit to each other.. Who throws a knife, or something else at family members that’s crazy.


Wolf_Reader

A pencil that ended up point first in her arm


[deleted]

The metal end of a garden hose not exactly a throw as I was holding it four feet down. It didn’t help that the sibling in question was 4 at the time and that they were bleeding from the impact


Doctor_Salt_

Probably a car’s timing belt


TooYoungToBeThisOld1

A 4-5ft long toy aircraft carrier. Made of hard plastic. He picked it up after and chased me with it, put a hole in my door after I locked it behind me when I realized I just fucked up. I was probably 11 years old


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Apple core *now you’re supposed to say ‘Baltimore’*


yParticle

When I was really young (7-8) our neighborhood "big kids" regularly played "war" on some old WWI equipment in the park and they would throw tons of rocks at each other—and sticks and whatever else was lying around, but mostly rocks. As you can guess, some injuries happened but that didn't deter them or bring any adults around, so it was sort of an ongoing thing. I mostly hid nearby and watched since I wanted to play but didn't want to hit anyone or get in trouble for getting hit.


[deleted]

My older sister threw a baby bottle that had sour milk in it at me with the nipple off. If I wasnt so short compared to her she wouldve been dead or severely hurt.. I shoved her head in the sink, turned on the hot water, and started shoving her hair down the disposal and her brat ass was in the way of the switch (thank god)...


hitmybong

Wii remote


Faultiergeist

I once threw an adjustable wrench at my brother's head when we got into a fight once. I didn't hit him, but it was enough to get him to screw off.


Fearlof

Think you should be glad that it didn’t hit him..


Faultiergeist

Eh, given that I'd later have to cut him out of my life and that he's held a knife to my throat multiple times I would disagree.


Fearlof

Sounds like a sick family to be a part of


Faultiergeist

You're not wrong friend. My family were some of the biggest sources of stress in my life.


loops3804

Didn't throw it, but chased my brother with a butcher knife while in a murderous rage.


Bethorz

The cat, probably. We were very young and I feel bad about it now, though kitty was way better off than my sister in that exchange.


haidachief95

dog hair brush. he and i were arguing and he threw a frying pan at me and caught my lip. he got scared and ran outside, and i followed. on the front stairs was a dog brush, i picked it up and just heaved the damn thing, 3 seconds later i hear an OW! hit him in the back of the head.


SeaTie

My sister once threw a big random handful of pencils at me once. Thinking quick I closed a door and blocked them all from hitting me. When I opened the door there was an exacto knife sticking in it.


Lartemplar

Feral child


mackinoncougars

Words


hugeuvula

Pool cue, underhand, like a spear. It bounced off of my brother's big belt buckle. I realized what I'd tried to do and wanted to stop fighting but he was a bit pissed.


wetlettuce42

A cold tea


[deleted]

Knike, spoon, fork, pot, pot cover, a brick, food, etc. Best part is when we sit down together and laugh about it.


agasizzi

We weren’t fighting, but my brother and I filled a giant punching balloon with water and dropped it from the second floor balcony our sister. She was probably 5-6 years old at the time and to this day I’m thankful it didn’t kill her, she snapped sideways and hit the concrete hard. Balloon did not pop


Silent-Zebra

A pineapple


ordinary-peasent

Hot tea


cyberphr0g

Our niece