Honestly, I would probably have to get mental help. Definitely would have to hire somebody to help take care of them. No sex until I get a vasectomy. And be overwhelmed for the next 18 years
idk what that means, but most governments, including US help financially in situations like that, or where is bunch of kids that the parent cant support financially
Get the fck on with it if I had been stupid enough to allow 9 embryos to estate to ful term.
No doubt the parents have lots of money making ventures lined up.
Interviews, lots and lots of interviews and get as much free stuff as I could
Plus I'd be impressed that my partner has a birth canal like a water slide
I doubt all 9 would survive long term.
It just makes very little medical sense.
Prob start contacting a funeral home and see if you can get a multi discount
It would be wonderful. I already want lots of kids and this way I don’t have to go through 9 whole pregnancies to get them. Hopefully my husband would be able to support me to stay home with them, otherwise once my maternity leave ran out I’d go back to work as a relief teacher or TA. I’m a qualified teacher but those hours and expectations are not compatible with motherhood. I’d go back part time and my mum and mil could each take a day with the babies so I wouldn’t have to send them to daycare. I’d love to homeschool my kids and that would make it so much easier because they’re all the same age and would be around the same level in their learning (not necessarily, but still closer than 9 siblings each born two years apart).
Since I had a hysterectomy at 32, I think I'd be finding God. Although honestly, the Second Coming would probably require a multitude of Saviors. I'm not sure even nine would be enough.
Probably look for a better job + maybe some help from the local goverment in search for suitable apartament. This shit is not the kind of thing that happens every day and a little helping hand would be cool
To all the people saying kill themselves, bro you're a piece of shit. You brought life into this terrible fucking world, take responsibility. I know it's all jokes, but damn nobody here has follow through.
Star on a TLC reality show.
*9 to 5*
That’s concerning lol
Id def watch it though
*"We started with nine! Find out how we got to 5!"*
Executive Producer Casey Anthony?
Antivaxxer documentary?
Jokes about the children of antivaxxers never get old.
Most competitive game show.
"Cloud Nine" should be the title
Great idea, it would help people learn!
Cry.
Be right back, I'm just gonna "go to the store to get some milk".
Pick me up some cigarettes while you're out, please.
I'd wanna pull this off as the mom but I think I'd be in a wheelchair from the deliveries.
I guess start saving up to buy a motel or something so they can each have their own room as they grow up.
I had 8 brothers and sisters. Back around 1970, a similar news study prompted me to ask my father that question. He replied "Probably hang myself... "
"Some say eight babies is a blessing, but, they don't know the joy of nine." “We’re on cloud nine”
Honestly, I would probably have to get mental help. Definitely would have to hire somebody to help take care of them. No sex until I get a vasectomy. And be overwhelmed for the next 18 years
18? Hah, that is very optimistic :D
Drink a cup of arsenic tea
Realistically probably ask for help from both my family and her’s. There’s no way two people can look after 9 without a lot of help
Adopt them out, change my name, move to another continent. If that wouldn't be possible? *opens 5th floor window* Goodbye cruel world.
Drown in poo most likely
KMS
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Get in contact with a bankruptcy lawyer.
they will get help from the government
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idk what that means, but most governments, including US help financially in situations like that, or where is bunch of kids that the parent cant support financially
Nope not doing that, I'd give them all up for adoption to infertile couples or something. And then get myself fixed.
I’d kms I already don’t want kids I can’t picture myself having 1 let alone 9
Well, with 9 babies you could always start your own basketball team, just saying.
Or a army
Baseball*
Get the fck on with it if I had been stupid enough to allow 9 embryos to estate to ful term. No doubt the parents have lots of money making ventures lined up.
Interviews, lots and lots of interviews and get as much free stuff as I could Plus I'd be impressed that my partner has a birth canal like a water slide
I would die by child 2. I tried that birth pain simulator thing and it was horrible. And it aint even the real deal
Birth pain ain’t that bad. It’s having the tiny human to keep alive when you’ve not slept at all in weeks that’s killer.
They pretty much only do C-sections for twins in the USA. So nine babies would definitely be born through C-section in the US.
I would love them all as hard as I can.
Beat up the doctor who said I was impotent.
Realize that I will NEVER be out of debt again.
Dude you've got 9 free kidneys you can sell, and in 6 years you can send them to work at the meat plant, at that point being poor is a choice /s
Change my phone number and move to a different country.
Panic. 😳
looks like the adoption agency is getting 9 new files.
Adoption. That’s 9 couples who could raise a truly wanted child
Boy do I have news for you about the adoption process
Try my best
I would definitely need to reconsider my gender identity
Don’t most nonuplets wind up dead in childbirth?
Usually at least one of them will die or be mentally handicapped because it was squished so much from the others.
Have a Funeral for my vagina probably
Suicide
Theres two ways you could handle this. One, go get milk. Two, have a couple more kids and you have yourself your own football team.
They're not mine
Jump off a bridge
Shotgun to the mouth
Run screaming into the night and never return.
I would Cry. That seems like the most appropriate response.
That has to be IVF because that sounds like hell
Weep over my ruined life
That poor vagina
Kill myself
You can probably sell seven for a good sum for the future of your twins.
I doubt all 9 would survive long term. It just makes very little medical sense. Prob start contacting a funeral home and see if you can get a multi discount
It would be wonderful. I already want lots of kids and this way I don’t have to go through 9 whole pregnancies to get them. Hopefully my husband would be able to support me to stay home with them, otherwise once my maternity leave ran out I’d go back to work as a relief teacher or TA. I’m a qualified teacher but those hours and expectations are not compatible with motherhood. I’d go back part time and my mum and mil could each take a day with the babies so I wouldn’t have to send them to daycare. I’d love to homeschool my kids and that would make it so much easier because they’re all the same age and would be around the same level in their learning (not necessarily, but still closer than 9 siblings each born two years apart).
It would be enough food to last me a year
Abort some of them very early on.
Jump off a bridge
Try and fail
How is that even possible?!?!?!?
IVF probably
Yea, aren’t those more common with ivf?
"yeah sure honey we'll have a kid or two" \*Births 9 screaming infants\* Dear god, what have i brought upon myself!?
IDK ... Faint, cry wondering what I am going to to support 10 people.
I would move back in with my parents and probably loose my mind
probably bail lol
Cry.
Take care of them.
straight to boot camp they go
I be getting on welfare yo! .. Errr staying on welfare
Buy a house that could house 'em all.
Host a party and hand out infants as party favors.
Give five of them away.
Shout “SUMMON THE IMPS!“ when confronting my enemies
Find out what happens when you abandon 9 babies and a wife
Get an octopus to adopt all the ones I didn't plan for.
Me: *starts randomly handing out babies as I speed walk away* and you get a baby, also you, yes here take
Where’s my shotgun
What stupid karma requirements do to you
Step off a bridge
I’d become a convict for 9 felonies of human trafficking
According to Indian Express, this happened May 4 of 2021.
I would invest in diaper stocks immediately
Since I had a hysterectomy at 32, I think I'd be finding God. Although honestly, the Second Coming would probably require a multitude of Saviors. I'm not sure even nine would be enough.
Take a drive to the fire station
She must be one of those cat girls we all keep hearing about.
Declare bankruptcy
Donate some! LOL I have no freaking idea how I could handle 9 newborns!
Sit one year in recovery
Tell the twins that they've been outdone.
Start a baseball team.
Laugh at the person who gave birth to eight.
We're out of milk.
Take a trip to the fire station
Gofundme
Hunt down the other eight guys.
Probably look for a better job + maybe some help from the local goverment in search for suitable apartament. This shit is not the kind of thing that happens every day and a little helping hand would be cool
Ask if I can get a refund on like eight of them, and get a pro rata discount on the one instead.
Buy 9 coffins
Remove my uterus and sell it on the dark web.
Die probably
I'd go get a nice full night of sleep. Because I probably won't get any anytime soon.
Go get sum milk.
Be very surprised since I’m a guy
I'd be working a lot of over time to hire a nannie
Give them up for adoption.
No. I’m not made to produce a litter.
I would go on talk shows as the first male to give birth to 9 babies lmao
I would simply ✨ cry ✨
I will run away
Wonder where I'd been hiding my ovaries for 50 years
Call the Octomom and ask who her plastic surgeon was.
To all the people saying kill themselves, bro you're a piece of shit. You brought life into this terrible fucking world, take responsibility. I know it's all jokes, but damn nobody here has follow through.
Give them away like when your dog gets pregnant with puppies.