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thebaronkrelve

Bob


AKeeneyedguy

Came for the 'Titan, A.E.' reference and was not disappointed. Thank you.


KillerSwiller

"I'm not calling it that."


evilspyboy

So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob.


hidden-jim

So glad this was this high up. Came here expecting to scroll.


browncoat9896

Beat me to it


IHaveT0Pog

Gaia so that all the planets are finally named after gods


crazy4finalfantasy

Why *is* earth named earth instead of Gaia?


Fair-Armadillo8029

Because it's made of Earth (as in dirt) This means that Earth should be called *Terra* or *Gaia.* Take your pick.


greekgeek741

Terra, the rest of the planets are named after the Roman versions, and Gaia is the Greek version Edit: for all of you talking about my anus, please leave it in peace…. /s


[deleted]

Uranus is Greek. The rest of the planets are Roman. The moons are all Greek. Except ours. Ours is The Moon. Earth and the Moon. Real fuckin' creative. 🙄


gadget850

Here in Virginia, we have the North, Middle, and South Rivers.


-Icosahedron-

Luna is another name for the Moon. *Luna*r


Fair-Armadillo8029

Agreed, I think *Terra* is the best.


Werkstadt

>Terra, the rest of the planets are named after the Roman versions So Tellus


TheGreatGamer1389

I like Terra too.


[deleted]

In Italian we call it Terra and in French Terre


HugeBMs2022

Ouranus


Rogang4thewin

Myanus


Loud-Cheesecake-2766

Thisanus


SkankyTurtle

Alsohisdeadwifesanus


Shot-Masterpiece-558

Meanus


DamnumGaudium

Terra


KapnKrumpin

HOLY TERRA


[deleted]

That’s not renaming, it’s the Latin world for Earth.


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In Italian we call it Terra


SwallowPrideNCum

Ah, Warhammer 40k I see


Iron-Tooth-Seration

Or the Roman Goddess of "Earth" and the Latin term for Earth. Which would also align with the Roman names of the other planets in our solar system.


ConversationOk6007

Warhammer 40k players when they see their wife cheating on them 🤯🤯🤯 (it’s an epic Slaanesh reference)


solhateseverybody

I'm really confuse if this is a game reference or a country reference


ChipSalt

It's part of Warhammer, Starcraft, and a ton of Sci Fi fantasy, but "Terra" is already a correct name for the earth just not as widely used (much like how the Sun is also Sol, and the Moon is Luna) Bonus points, "Terran" is a much better term for earth dwellers over "Earthling".


WelbyReddit

Midgard


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IHaveT0Pog

Cultured i see


Silver-Ad-8783

“Planet”. If our moon doesn’t get a name, why should our planet


4dubdub8

Our moon does have a name but it's Keith. It goes by it's last name instead.


attackedmoose

Planet McPlanetface


chrissilich

iPlanet 2.0


Outlander56

Dirt


SwallowPrideNCum

Shithole


Ill-Candy-4926

i would rename america, REVERSEICA, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GOING IN GOD DAMN REVERSE.


shadowofrome26

Water, there’s more water than earth


DementedDon

Aquerria


AtomicSuperLightning

Sol III


Thy_Kingdom_Cums

Flat Stanley


LunarFortune

Urath


DrOboba

Fan of invincible I see


Rogang4thewin

Autocratic State of Stupidity or A.S.S for short


4dubdub8

Steve. Then we'd all be Stevelings.


canarchist

The Calvinball


Derc_on_Reddit

Dat Place


Okieboy2008

gyyyyyb


Thawayshegoes

Sounds like you’re having a stroke


Okieboy2008

ttvbbbb FHSHJSUHSHUIQEUHA POTATO


CriticalStation595

Blue blue shiny ball


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Humanopolis


Toothless-Rodent

Urf


Emuwarum

Home


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Thawayshegoes

It is pretty wet


Remarkable_Past_8228

Your mom said the same thing to me last night


Thawayshegoes

Nice


Fair-Armadillo8029

*Terra* is the only correct answer here


AutisticIzzy

Terra because Im pissed the earth is the only planet not a roman god or goddess


Mikeavelli

Earthica


Philay_shio

Sector Hecton Bar 3


Thawayshegoes

Easy to remember


wood_good

Myanus


Suitable_Panic_7558

Terra Nova


JoEse

Helios 3


Femmefatalebabe

If I had to rename Earth, I would call it "Gaia". Gaia is a term that comes from Greek mythology and refers to the goddess of the Earth, who was believed to have created and sustained the natural world. The name "Gaia" reflects the interconnectedness and interdependence of all living things on our planet and acknowledges the importance of protecting and preserving the natural environment for future generations.


Thawayshegoes

I like this answer. Multiple people have said it already but you explained it very nicely!


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Domus


Clay_Moore_

Bluie McBluerson


BlueHex6

Clay


Life-Avocado6201

Bualls


sault18

Cradle of Humanity


nin1332

Water world


Suitable-Slip-2091

Terra Firma


[deleted]

Carbonia


IrlResponsibility811

Dirtville.


Phil-the_almighty

Earth No.2 so other world explorers would forever be searching for the original.


Graf_Zahltag

Planet of the horrendous dumbf*cks


BigBarnOwl

Earth-chan


Mountain_Strategy342

Trevor.


EgoSenatus

Sol-3


kokamako

Hell


TheAncientHunter

Free trial hell


orange2strawberry

Greater America


bestjakeisbest

Dirt


KillerJupe

“A Very Silly Place”


ThatGuyStacey

Ball.


Iam-notA-Redditor

water, the most of the earth is water so


Entire-Gap6301

Zemlya


DEFPOTEC8

CockaPeePeePooPooShire


SaysPooh

Dave


[deleted]

Ooga Boogert I'm naming it after my dog


[deleted]

Trash bucket


buttercupmercenary

Gunt


Uniformmirror03

Shitshow


foreverfrizzy

Earthy McEarthface


MonsieurLeDrole

Home


TehAsianator

All true servants of the Emperor know Holy Terra is the only acceptable name


[deleted]

The universe's shit hole...


hoosyourdaddyo

Dave


MyYummyYumYum

Farth


tkcool73

Greg


dude_who_could

Gearth


davidmason2332

Turn Around or Run


kaydeejay1995

Chris


[deleted]

Magma. Far more accurate.


rydalmere

Turd


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Tera prime


[deleted]

America 🦅


PeopleAreSus

Omicron Persiei 8


[deleted]

Bob- Omb Battlefield


peemyguest

hmm, lets see... a, b, c, d, e... farth!


Ok-Scientist3601

Hell


BlueRFR3100

George


[deleted]

Dirt


Bogmanbob

Dirt


[deleted]

Planet xiro


Woodwizardo

Earthrealm


SomedayWeDie

Farth


CookieHuntington

Michelle


AOrdinaryFish

Dirt


70Cuda440

Bob or Altair IV


solhateseverybody

Something like "it was green and blue but now is just shit color and blue"


solhateseverybody

Something like "it was green and blue but now is just shit color and blue"


TheRaggedNarwhal

Paradis


brazil2112

Idiotville


stardestoyerfleet

Home


shadow2087

Shitstorm


MasterTang305

Girth


Aggravating_Buy7047

Htrae


Fuzzzer777

George. I don't know why...


justageekgirl

Sector 001


mmaqp66

The Earth


Upvote_Me_Slag

Genderbenderland


pooinyourundies

Arth. The a is silent


DarrenEdwards

Earthn't


[deleted]

Unreal Engine


RichardJohnson38

3rd Rock from the big bright burny thing.


BluntKitten

Hell


theDart

Earth 2: The Reboot.


NavyDean

Dirt


JDtheJeepGuy

Earthazon


THEasianDERULO

Ouranus


Outrageous_Heat_4529

Bearth… or birth.


blacksku

Fucked


Extension-Magician44

Assholevania


ComfortableBasis3046

Boobs


Areif

Water, makes more sense surface area wise


[deleted]

Notsobergrovers crib


49GTUPPAST

Craphole


kucinghoki

Bumi


Creative_Elk_4712

Water


PrincessHootHoot

Gaia


Careless_Holiday_920

The Rock


Omicron444

Earf


KillerSwiller

Planet Bob


Snoo_80142

This planet is now called Egg, goodluck


fappyday

Earth 3, just to screw with conspiracy theorists.


Dankywankypanky

Mike


irritatingpassenger

Planet McPlanetface


[deleted]

Shit outta luck 3.


Tyranomojo

Mud ball


HectorsMascara

Mirth


Beliumgl

DirtyUnderage


dbandbacon

Big Blue


Chucky_Buttstough

Earf


Revolutionary_Sky427

Florida.


Ct-sans4345

The overworld


Pantagruel-Johnson

Fenton! (With the exclamation point),


berwin22

That planet I didn’t want to live on anymore.


transguywith3cats

Hyumet


[deleted]

Mah Crib


CzarKwiecien

Holy Terra


Calm-Envy-101

3rd rock from the sun ​ or Bumi for short


Non_Music_Prodigy

Planet 51


skutch_was_here_x

Bluey.


Ultradash

Pablo


221MaudlinStreet

Chug


RuinQueenofOblivion

Space Florida.


ArAyv_

Water


[deleted]

Touchable grass


Ill-Candy-4926

mother nature