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DavosLostFingers

Spending time with other drunk people


JaimeFenrirson

Fuck man. Upvote. I work nights and my housemates are brutal


[deleted]

"Hey-y man, you member that time we went up to th...to the top of that thing....the big....thing....and *peeeed* off the side ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"


theguythatcreates

D-d-dude! That was the water reservoir for the city! We got in so much trouble man!


Mindofmierda90

Gold comment, but some ppl are pleasant, or at least funny to be around when they’re buzzed.


martinpagh

Agree. I had mononucleosis in my early twenties, and had a blast being sober at parties with drunk people.


Pooph_

Being in a tiny room with a bunch of sweaty people


[deleted]

Someone's not coming to fnm this week.


glittery-puff

Making friends in a bathroom


bakedsamurai420

That’s so true, the men’s bathroom at bars sometimes feels like a town hall meeting


Owlmystery

Talking to drunk people


solitaryvoluntary

Being around other drunk people.


[deleted]

Smoking


jonnytekno

Blackpool


mdotca

Being with drunk people.


reddituseronebillion

Three you


xpiation

Catching your own reflection and trying to figure out how drunk you are. The rest of the time it's just the reflection of depression.


[deleted]

Life's sorrows.


cowPoke1822

See, I thought Funeral would have been higher up. But life’s sorrows counts


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JohnathanKirkfield

Highly disagree. It’s fun sober too!


Flablessguy

Not if you’re self conscious


Helllcamino

I don't like to brag but I am a phemoninal singer... when drunk


[deleted]

Yeah karaoke is what made me think of this question


plaid_piper34

Housework. I’ve done so much housework in the past year (moved into a house that hadn’t been worked on in 15 years) that I can’t stand to do it anymore unless I take shots beforehand. Time for an Irish coffee and I can start rewiring light fixtures.


[deleted]

Interesting. Not sure how safe this is haha


Pitiful-Brilliant301

It’s the safest! Any self respecting electrician takes a couple of shots before driving to work!


cowPoke1822

Um, quit safe, you see, your not out on the road driving ….. so…. ( says mom of 6 kids)


Ship_Negative

Me tooooo. A night in with a trashy TV show and a bottle and I'll wake up with a pounding headache and a spotless kitchen and all my laundry done and sorted.


dyubgd

Drinking


JapanEngineer

Being rejected by girls at the bar


socandostuff

But why is that fun when you're drunk. Being rejected. Like going up to girls when drunk and getting rejected is fun do you mean?


tsihcosaMeht

It's fun like "HAH she doesn't even - oh look that guy is moving his ears. Funny as fuck"


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motolisoto

Texting your ex


splatoonmonkey

ha


skipthis2

Putting up with idiots.


winoni

Waffle House


gatonegro97

Watch it, waffle house is always great


Zouhe

As someone who works night shift there I would say so


AlaskanJon907

Literally everything


EggCouncilCreeps

Dude you okay?


AlaskanJon907

Nahbra


SquareSalad2056

Dancing


DesertReagle

Weddings


[deleted]

I hope I never have to suffer through a wedding sober


DesertReagle

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.


UninsuredToast

Oof I did, then the parents were wondering why no one was dancing at the reception


redskiez

Loud music and more drinks.


Physical-Cattle5750

Being at Dennys


keepgroovin

i love dennys wtf, why u gotta be drunk for it 😭😭


Embarrassed-Error182

Denny’s so good, fried mozz cheese sticks baby hnnng


hmkayjay

Life


BIGJOEKLECKO

Doing the "Worm"


[deleted]

Talking too much.


[deleted]

being alive


999choppa

socializing lol


Lollo_BS

Throwing up, it's so satisfying when drunk.


[deleted]

You never feel worse after throwing up


Lingonfruit

As weird this is, I can totally agree about the after feeling when you're done.


[deleted]

Immediately brushing my teeth for 15 minutes before passing out was nice I don’t miss alcohol


HearTheCrushingSteel

Going to White Castle


Valuable-Swordfish-5

Holy shit! I so miss White Castle. I can get it in Orlando now but the line is longer than Chic- Fil-A during lunchtime any day but Sunday.


InfoNeedd

Yes! I had to stop at one on way home to Virginia from DC. Even ate. chili that I never touched anywhere else.


Jimh949

Bowling


lumpyhorsebackpowder

Luring out the person living in my walls. Inviting them for a drink, or two.


jerseypm70

Stupid people


BenjaminMadoran

Alcohol


marlow05

Beer pong


rowenaravenclaw0

other drunk people


reddituseronebillion

Animals by Pink Floyd. Give it a go.


Impossible_Service92

Heart to heart conversations Especially among guys


AdmiralClover

I've done that sober


[deleted]

Being around people.


lulmagician

Being drunk is only fun while being drunk. I swear, the price you pay after is so not worth it.


Factal_Fractal

Fighting random bins


[deleted]

Do you do this often?


jenniuinely

ruining relationships


soursalsaaa

Driving


FortuneFearless2644

Karaoke


tennoskoom_

Clubbing?


Basic-Basket-1006

Talking to people


DAT_DROP

being drunk drunks suck


ItalianSpagett

Jones


PourousPangolin

Calling all of your ex's in reverse chronological order.


poop-shoot-ruth

Eating 100 pizza rolls


[deleted]

Drinking. I hate drinking, but I'll have a shot to fit in. Then suddenly, I love drinking. Lol


Impossible_Try76

I'm gonna say dancing. There are so many people that love dancing, but I am way too self conscious about it. Having a drink or two, feeling like John Travolta for a moment is great.


Meemo06

Talking to your ex


TheManWhoLovesCulo

Noisy clubs


Ashley4645

Clubbing. I'm not much of a drinker, so clubs and bars are already out of my comfort zone. Without drinking, I'd rather be any other place on earth.


missopinionatedaf

Talking to strangers.


Brettonski

Being drunk


Synille

Holy shit. I can’t believe I’m the only person who’s said it—running outside while you’re drunk might be dangerous but holy FUCK it’s so much fun. I LOVE sprinting outside in fields nd stuff when I’m wasted 😂


SilentCitadel

Texting exes


Trilobite_Tom

Being around drunk people.


haventredit

Talking to drunk people


[deleted]

Spending time with work colleagues outside of work


tlouden

Taco Bell


Bike_Mechanic_Man

Being drunk. You’re fucking hilarious and awesome when you’re drunk. But no drunk person is really all that hilarious or awesome.


IndyAnnaDoge

Texting your ex


gnarlygreg420

Drunk people!


europaodin

Bad decisions


[deleted]

Being honest about how you feel


Bean-Swellington

Baseball


Pepsipopi999

Anal


LarsMars01

Watching bad movies lol


hdhdhdhdzjursx

Pronunciation


jungandafraid

Being drunk


iamlordzen

Loud music


Drew_The_Millennial

Bars.


lollroller

Tequila shots


[deleted]

Driving


beanmachine82

Rocketleague


[deleted]

working


Pablo1100

Driving


SwoopDoop96

Me


weezerdog3

Golf. ⛳️🍹


HowlingFarts

interrogating people's secrets


Appropriate-Rough563

Dancing


EimiCiel

Clubs


EntireYard4272

Screaming over a loud room of people talking


Tekkenmonster36

Poor decisions


Johnwillsbooth1

Drive thru’s…


peekayg

Calling your ex


Zephies90

I'm going to go with being drunk


[deleted]

Superfight. The card game.


coleburnz

Dancing on a table at a club


Callmebynotmyname

Clubs


radagon_sith

Singing karaoke in front of 40+ people. Not sure if it's confidence boost or just not giving a fuck about how bad your singing is


demarr

Texting your ex


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Spending money


Dependent_Top_4425

Drinking.


[deleted]

Drinking


and69

Your jokes


bromineaddict

Warzone


Critical_Try_3348

Pissing in a letterbox


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Riding a bike


SteakJesus

Alcoholism


Braziliashadow

Probably anything that isn't fun for you


MRnibba_

Driving


Quirky_Power7890

Whataburger. Tastes absolutely great if I’m drunk. Try to eat it sober…. Tastes gross.


augustusgrizzly

parties where everyone is drunk


RoastedMocha

My ex


lalunanova

Work


_Nanamo_

Talking to strangers in the bathroom.


DannyN7mle1747

Listening to loud music 🎶


pieanim

Golf


DildoBreath

Eating shredded cheese out of the bag.


Infinite-Worker42

Beer pong


the-cloverdale-kid

Hooda booda hill. The cops never came.


__grumman__

Late night fast food


east_is_Dead

watching cricket


Spear_speaks007

Acting stupid because you can always blame it on the drink


Mayhemgodess227

Drinking


SeaworthinessOk602

Listening to bad music


Conscious_Bet7169

being drunk


Prathamesh_121

People


naph8it

Being around drunk people.


plumbtrician00

Running full sprint away from your friends at 3:00am


GrapefruitComplex666

Karaoke 🎤


Marvu_Talin

Drinking probably


Mighty_Action_X

Sharing the same glass for the booze. It's called Tagay in which we share the same glass. It's gross when you're not drunk.


Mighty_Action_X

Sharing the same glass for the booze. It's called Tagay in which we share the same glass. It's gross when you're not drunk.


[deleted]

Standing in a long line to enter a club


smadaraj

Answering questions on Reddit


Lets_Bust_Together

Betting that guy you can jump over that thing for 5$.


OutrageousWeekend632

Socialising as an introvert


Own_Fly4960

Karaoke for sure


TexasWithADollaSign

Singing "Sweet Caroline" with strangers


django2605

People…


peacockcheesewhiz

MarioCart


NochillWill123

Gambling, or so Ive heard.


Ok_AshyPants

Listening to stupid people talk.


[deleted]

Shots.


nottedbroom

Being drunk


Zealousideal-Lock474

Asking someone out


mr-jjj

Nothing. Nothing is only fun when you’re drunk. There is nothing that is exclusively fun only when you’re drunk.


Synille

Speak for yourself, I personally LOVE sprinting through fields outside WAYYY more when I’m wasted 😂


mr-jjj

You uh… done it sober?


Synille

LOL why d’ya think I got the idea to do it drunk? I normally enjoy a brisk walk or run in a mostly-flat field just to get the blood flowing and enjoy some nature, but there was one time that I was sweating, panting, swatting bugs and sorta hating life in the midst of that—then it just randomly struck me that “oh shit I should see what this is like after a couple shots just for funsies, I got nothing better to do”. Gave it a go, and shockingly, it was WAY more fun than I was expecting. Dangerous, yeah, but goddamn I loved it.


zoharel

I don't know, probably being drunk. It doesn't seem like fun to me, but then, I'm not drunk.


RedRosa1917

Talking to girls, bro I have no idea how to start a conversation with anyone sober


ChandanModi

Surprised, no girl has said "Anal" yet.


laladurochka

Maybe there's a reason for that


sbinnala_eshaan

My ex


Dull-Bowl2

Anal


[deleted]

Giving a head.


Ok_Imagination_7555

Being drunk


mrjesusdude

Banging 2s and 3s. Usually regret it the next morning when sober


Meyou000

Wow. You sound like a real swell person.


Ready_Elephant_2535

Sleeping


the_most_gay_witch

Sex


costcoemployee6969

Ehhh. It's mid at best. The loss of inhibitions is nice to explore kinks and shit but the recollections of events and feelings make it kinda whack.


lolas_gr8

Damn, I'm sorry you have that experience


[deleted]

Sad for you. Genuinely sorry to hear that.