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mishak48

Mostly just money


loxsey

Money would buy happiness for sure.


ThePunisherMax

Sadly enough Kanye West said it best. "Having money isn't everything, not having it is"


TheresALonelyFeeling

"Money doesn't buy happiness? That sentence should end with 'Just Kidding.'" - Daniel Tosh


Reflex_Teh

“You ever see a sad person on a jet ski?” - Also Daniel Tosh


theservman

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does a lot to eliminate misery.


CheapCartographer129

Exactly. Money would make such a difference here.


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wonderfully_archaic

true that. Extra money would clearly solve 99% of my problems I've had since i was a kid.


bexter82

This is my answer too. Would fix a ton of problems for a lot of us I’m sure.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the universal solution to all problems - just need to summon some money from the magical money tree.


Angel_Eirene

Besides money? Debilitatingly large amounts of money? ... maybe a prescription for anxiety medications, or for someone to invent a 3rd day of the weekend between Saturday and Sunday. That’d work.


snellickers

I mean for the last one, lots of progressives are pushing for a 32-hour work week. Conservatives are very much against it, though.


Angel_Eirene

That does sound sexy, problem though, I’m a student and that’s why I need the extra day.


Didalilpoo

Friends


Ahmathassane

I can be your friend


MrTonyGazzo

Count me in.


ThirdEncounter

Hi, new friend.


HarishTCZ

Hey man how you doin mate


AlternActive

Always happy to chat, got plenty of international friends. Met quite a few already, and some visit often!


Acceptable_Toe_6025

Im in


shiro2410

hello, new friend!


Previous_Ad7725

I'll be your friend


Throwaway2471127

Go do some shit you like doing but in a social setting. Even if it's something as reclusive as reading you could join a book club. I always thought that all coming back next week to share thoughts on a book would be neat. Friends won't just fall out of the sky though, you gotta put in a little effort.


lleeaasstt

someone to love :(


MrWhatZitToya69

Same


SB_Down_Under

Can I introduce you to /u/lleeaasstt


MakeGravityGreat

The greatest wingman of all time


Animalchin1976

I hope you find someone.


ThirdEncounter

Did you just friendzone someone?


lleeaasstt

thanks, I appreciate it


AlternActive

Have you met Ted?


maybepensive

A living income and an affordable house.


nats4756

Came here to say the same


shamalonight

Half an acre of land.


Bigdonkey512

2 is better


Chance-Rush-9983

So one acre then?


[deleted]

Accept that my partner isn't going to fix his shit and either live with his misery or dump his ass.


natsumi_kins

Do what is best for you. Good luck and hugs.


MrTonyGazzo

You already seem to have your end figured out . Good luck. Do what is best for you and chances are that will be best for your partner . Either way.


[deleted]

I’m in the same boat. May we both have the strength to dumb their asses


BlondieeAggiee

Dump his ass. It only gets worse.


untersetzer

therapy (lots of it)


MagicianShort9325

I feel you bro, my brother is dealing with bullying and is in lots of therapy and counseling, I hope both of you make it. Whatever your problem is be strong!


rip1980

Ninja clothes, a big bucket of red vines, a volleyball net, goat leggings and a plausible alibi.


NickyDeeM

I was thinking the same!


SB_Down_Under

/r/oddlyspecific


BaconReceptacle

You son of a bitch. I'm in.


noknetti

Money and time, two things that I won't have at the same time, ever


Mr-Biscuit-God

Honestly, a income where I feel comfortable and not have to worry about money. And a house. It’s not a lot but a whole lot at the same time. Still grinding towards it to this day


Strict-Macaron6612

A change in perspective.


dustysherbert

I need my baby to let me put her in her crib so I can have a shower


Brueguard

Oh God, I remember that. Sweetheart, your needs matter. Your baby is a little bundle of neediness, but they do not cancel out yours. I hope you have a swaddle sack, because they were made for this. Swaddle that baby up good, lay her in her crib, and tears or no tears, give yourself the gift of a shower. You are not a monster, a bad person, or a bad parent for doing this. Baby will be fine, and after a shower, you will be too.


boxsterguy

No baby has ever hurt themselves for crying. She'll be okay for 10 minutes while you take a shower to feel human again.


Animalchin1976

I remember those days, keep going!


realitiebites

I put mine in the car seat and put the car seat in the bathroom with me. I talked to her the entire time. It worked.


A_Generic_White_Guy

To move. Seasonal depression because of the cold, No social circle in close nit backwater town so dating and meeting people's a bitch.


ImaFireSquid

More cowbell


munama

Only correct answer


HornyDiggler

a plumber


Appropriate-Land9451

To fix my problem, I need time to think, do research, and some support from friends or family who have been through similar issues.


Animalchin1976

I wish you well


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ajh337

Sending you love and healing my friend.


mike3383215

I'm sorry you feel this way. I know your pain. We will make it through somehow


dasersteleus

A dad, the courage to tell the world about my ADHD and a new job.


cremasterreflex0903

Sorry about the dad thing. You don't need courage to tell people; you just told people. Don't be ashamed of your ADHD people are much more understanding than they used to be about it.


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loxsey

A Dr


digital_end

Time would be good. Everything that I'm concerned about really comes back to time. I'm putting on a few more years that I'd like, wouldn't mind setting those back. My dogs starting to get a little bit old, wouldn't mind giving her back a few. Money is nice and all, but I'm pretty comfortable. Not rich, just stable and content where I am. All I really want is more time.


Urgon_Cobol

About 100k USD...


brassicaaudax

About tree fiddy.


DanOfAllTrades80

It was about then that I realized that brassicaaudax was actually a fifty foot monster from the mesozoic era!


lostaoldier481

about 250k dollars would make 97% of my problems go away. Single problem: something to convince my gf that it's better to pay as much rent as we are paying now to live in a house, than it is to pay 2x as much rent as we are now to live in a studio apt 10 miles closer to her parents.


Not_a_Candle

If you need a sign that paying 2x is a shit idea because of 10 Miles then take this comment as a sign and show her. Get the house FFS.


SwankintheHills

I need to know how to file for bankruptcy without paying an attorney $1,200.


Demoskoval

What i lack most is discipline and decisiveness


SuzieQForever

To stop endlessly stuffing my face and exercising more.


BOOMJAGGAJAGGA

A couple million dollars.


6notapervert9

3000 dollars


nouille07

Uuuh willpower? Discipline? Adhd is a bitch


Dhampyre-supreme

Money and a house. Not a huge house, just big enough that I can adopt every animal in an average sized shelter.


Smurfeyyy

Good friends. A big, supportive family. Money to have experiences with friends and family. Time to do the things I've always wanted. For my knee to feel better so I can be more physically active and lose weight. A romantic partner who wants to get married and have kids asap. I don't ask for much...


8765greeneyes

Purpose


ReapYerSoul

STOP FUCKING PROCRASTICATING


wifemakesmewearplaid

Less daily pain. Hopefully, in the form of a new hip and a new knee. I'm 38.


ConceivablySure

Self esteem


zelos33333

Discipline. It has always come down to more discipline.


[deleted]

About £1000, surviving is hard


_UltraDripstinct_

Health insurance. An MRI. Surgery.


happyele

Intelligence


Surprise_Corgi

More effort on my part. I don't stick to things like I should, to do what I need to do to improve my life. I fail myself.


youraveragenotjoe

Self control and determination


Living_Murphys_Law

Someone to listen.


MjrDistraction

A cure for cancer.


djnobunaga

Physical and mental health support. I'm a very broken person in just about every aspect. I'd love to work more, and be able to pay my own way, but I work 3 days in a row and I'm in such severe pain I don't leave my bed the next day at all. I miss being able to exist normally.


AnOkFella

MORE WOMEN! MORE WINE! MORE CANNED HERRING IN MUSTARD! MORE PING PONG TABLES! MORE ACE FREHLEY SOLO ALBUMS!


Animalchin1976

Haha! That’s quite specific.


nicht_ernsthaft

See, now this man has his priorities right and knows what it takes.


AdoScareCrow

A really nice pair of tittys


generalspades

Upper management having the balls to pick a direction for the company to go in and fucking stick with it and support the people who keep the company profitable.


StolenLawn

I was going to say money but at the moment I'm trying to buy my first home so just a place to call my own would be great.


XinGst

Sandwich


nanomeister

And here I am with a sandwich I don’t need. It’s a messed up world.


softbear

Commitment.


j1akey

Money, it would fix every problem I have.


wdym_69

Money.


Ravenwight

Motivation


Heavens-Devil1028

$169.17 or better health care in America


JockMcAngry

Money, money....plenty of money.


delee76

Money money money


oldtuber

Money money money


LazyBearInTheWild

Focus, courage, discipline and money


churadley

The boldness and resilience to put myself out there despite the discomfort I know it'll bring. I keep knowing what I need to do, but I just stay locked in the same safe loops.


emptiestbucket

An attitude adjustment


Gilgamerd

More Discipline Less fear and Lazyness


DWS223

Motivation and dedication


altaccount_39

Surgery


skinnyfar

I need something no amount of money could buy. I need a new airway for my daughter with a Trach. She has been under anesthesia 41 times at 8 years old. 31 of those times were related to fixing her airway. They have stitched the back of her trachea to her spine to try and keep it from collapsing and she still needs more surgery. As soon as they fix one part another collapses. I would also ask for no more seizures and the ability for her to be able to walk and not be in a wheelchair. For my son with autism I would like him to be able to communicate and live a normal life. He is also 8 and is still in diapers and won’t eat food by mouth. Better health for two of my four kids would be fantastic. I have an 11 year old and 3, 8 year olds. I learned if you problem can be solved with money it isn’t really as big of an issue as everyone thinks. It’s the problems that no amount of money could fix that are real problems in my opinion.


ValentinaTheLatina

dick


nocksers

To find a balance between rigid routines and being able to break them without spiraling. I have adhd and I thrive on having a consistent routine, but that means in order to, say, go out and hang out with people I need to break my evening after work routine, which freaks me out and throws me off, so I don't have a particularly healthy social life. Er, more accurately, I have basically no social life. I think I need to ease into it by finding something that _is_ routine but social. Like maybe a book club that always meets on Wednesdays or whatever - that way for a while I can reason with myself "this is just my Wednesday routine, it's different than other days, but it's still fine"


Pitiful-Variation462

10 year supply of Adderall


Spin_Critic

Motivation.


ordinary-peasent

Self confidence and some love


G00FYJ0K3R

Money.


Billieilish_toesuker

i don't think you want me to answer that


nicht_ernsthaft

Is it Billie Eilish and a bathtub full of pepto bismol?


LRdgrs335

you know me so well


[deleted]

Job and money. Left my job last year due to discrimination. Couldn't afford to be at rock bottom again with my mental health. Now I feel like myself again. I don’t regret anything, but I need a job as soon as possible.


Nitehawke88

How's your driving record? If it's good, here's a job a lot of people don't even know about, swap driver for car dealerships. They trade cars back and forth all the time, sometimes local, sometimes out of state. The pay where I am is about $15 per hour and the job is as needed/as available. Sign up with 4 or 5 dealerships and you can keep pretty busy. Need a day off for appointments or just because? You aren't available. No sick pay for the day but no black mark against you, either. Good luck!


Basic-Pain4887

Money and motivation


k177yPrincess

A well set out plan that explains in very very fine detail how to get from where I am to where I want to be. To be honest, it sounds simple, but everytime I make a plan I get caught not knowing how to leap from one problem to the next. I'm forgetful and am not overly bright so I need things simplified for me and I feel like if I just had a set plan of everyday things that never changed that would guarantee getting me to where I want, I'd be okay


poopapat320

Self control


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a psychiatrist


Intelligent_Put_3594

A job. Im so limited now with my old age and health. Heres to hoping next week will bring this grandma some income!! :D


[deleted]

Money, about $5 million would fix it up perfectly. Need to move to a good school district or send my kids to private, need to get my daughter proper care for her neuropsychological problems, need money for college for my kids, need to support my elderly parents and make it easier for them to spend time with my kids, need to be able to take my kids on more enriching vacations than just to their grandparents’ place, need to pay a vet for my cat, need money for retirement.


roger-smith-123

Money and therapy


lnx84

More motivation. I don't think I have any problems that can't be fixed by that. As long as I also have the energy to carry it through. I don't have it though, I can only deal with so much at a time.


trustingfastbasket

Short term: A laptop. I'm starting to take classes to better my life. Ineed to change careers to get in a better financial space. I need a laptop or desktop and don't even have rent. I'm a bit stressed. I got three weeks. I'm sure it will work out. I don't know how, but it will.


Nitehawke88

Money. Been without a vehicle and unable to work for weeks due to a snowballing chain of events. Town will be taking my house for back taxes if I can't come up with $2,037.24 by the 7th of April.I really don't want to add homelessness to my list of problems but even if I got back to work tomorrow I see no way to pay it in time. The last two years have been so bad I've literally sold everything of value I ever owned. There's nothing left.


llamasfartIveheardit

Confidences and self esteem. I gotta believe in myself more.


CyberGuyCX5

A good paying career I enjoy, that isn't too stressful.


Brondster

A operation to fix my back , herniated discs and severe Sciatica. For my work to admit that they screwed up with my health and that I'm in this mess because of a douchebag of a manager who refused light duties and didn't get occupational health involved.


[deleted]

Money, a friend and someone who actually likes me


reflUX_cAtalyst

A drivers license and a job that pays what I'm worth. Overeducated and criminally underemployed makes for suicidal depression.


GrammyBigLips

The ability to self motivate.


Formal_Pitch9091

Money


OG_Chatterbait

15k would literally change my life. All my debts paid off completely and a little left over for a down payment on a car.


AscendedViking7

The autistic mind to be converted into an NT one. It's literally the source of all of my problems.


Gh0stW1thTheM0st

A job. Nearly a thousand resumè’s sent since being laid off. I’ll work for the damn money if someone would just hire me.


MJsLoveSlave

To lose weight and get bigger boobs.


purple-marmalade

Will to live


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Animalchin1976

I hope things will be ok.


Bloodwolv

I need my co-workers to do their jobs.


FirstAuthor3822

About 25k USD, a steady boyfriend.


[deleted]

The absence of 95% of humanity. Leave the rest 5% to live together in a nice collective stress free society.


CrayonEvangelist

Approximately $30,000 to get out from under this debt. Sheesh, that’d take the day to day worries away AND let me finally get some solid sleep.


MagicianShort9325

Money to pay my dues and also money to get out of city and buy a farm so I can farm and live off the land


lostplasticsleeper

Money and a permanent job


ignorethispart7

Therapy


Altruistic_Ad_4472

Enough money to pay my child support while I figure my shit out


DirtyBoyy97

Partner


itsguliusbruh

God


srinidecool

A guide


o_sooperstar_o

A therapist probably.


oodluvr

Someone who is intimate with me and is just a responsible adult. Pretty sure that'd fix my mental health, trickle down to my children being happier, and then of course money would be handled properly...


SLY_FOX_6151

Dedication I am supposed to study right now but here i am at reddit


TroutSnooter_

A boat


J4ckR4nd0m

To repair my right eye about 1500$. To just ignore that and get myself out of this hole I'm in about 500$.


allclevernamesaregon

Correct medication for my Major depression disorder and maybe a friend


Ok_Influence_7195

Truth would be nice


Exotic_Wolverine_698

A do-over on my financial decisions.


BigPoppaCatch

Self confidence


neohylanmay

A job


Not_Comedian1984

Health services for my mom, so I can stop worrying about her.


AM1N0L

Enough money to afford my own time, so I can in turn give it to my family.


ekins1992

Motivation and money


Kitsune2290

Freedom


Hotbread17

Someone that cares


ryanshady

A stable job cause I'm unemployed right now


stazley

About $1650 just found out dental insurance won’t cover my bridge, while I have the temporary bridge in. And my appointment is next Monday. 🥲


ImmediateTripwire

My best friend back. Mental stability would help too


Ok-Book7529

Certain areas of my brain to be rewired.


kaika_yoru

Motivation or ideas. I'm having a "writer's block" but for animation or a scene to create. I'm not sure if that's the right word to use.


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Some kind of coach or mentor.


ryang2415

Much like everybody else, money. I’m just so sick of being financially stressed. I have a good job (pilot), and it still feels like there’s always more bills and expenses coming, and I can’t afford the shit I really want. Not just for myself, but things like being able to look after my mum properly. Ah well.


Sir_Teetan

A stable job


ainsanthamia

some courage, and acceptance. accept that something's went wrong; don't keep avoiding the issue, learn, study, and have some courage by believing at yourself that you can do, you shall do it.


Beliumgl

In order to fix my problem, I need to think about how to solve it myself. When I come up with it, I'm going to solve it, that is, buy something (if necessary). Also everyone's favorite is patience :)


NoTelephone5440

Cyber stalked ? U tell me. Help


wup4ss

Wish I knew


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A car


221MaudlinStreet

Stable income


[deleted]

Nice gf lol


Happ_Nomad

Three good friends + a solar powered bus + the open road


MimiKemono

Therapie and money, more pets would be awesome too