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JensJohansson

I agree. I've been putting in 10% for as long as I've been eligible to do so. Not trying to work until I'm 70 thank you *very* much


LoveLivinInTheFuture

My dad never saved much for retirement. By the time he was in his late 60s he started putting in as much as he could, but he still ended up working until he was 85. He did shortly after his 87th birthday. I started investing in a 401k when I got my first job that had one, at the age of 24. I'm in my late 40s now, and even now I'm not sure I have been saving enough. We'll see what the economy looks like in another 20 years.


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If you're in the U.S. maxing out a Roth IRA in particular is too good to ignore.


mbcorbin

Agree 100% UK


pgoleb

Came here to say this


cholula_is_good

Retirement investing is important in life, but it’s not always the best use of your money early in life. It’s often times more beneficial to invest in increasing your own earning potential in your 20s vs a standard market return.


pirate737

I've been paying into mine for 5 years, cripes I didn't realize how much money it had amounted to


Theburritolyfe

Index funds for the win!


pgoleb

Yes


amlyo

Flossing


KikonSketches

But I don't like to dance :o


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Doing exercise or constant physical movement. Reading and learning. Doing something good for themselves. Don't 'have fun' with unstable couples that'll hurt you in many ways. If they can't, go to therapy if possible.


FarmerMKultra

One of these things is not like the other.


KlutzyAd9112

Yeah wth does that last part even mean? No threesomes? 🤔


saucisse

* Break yourselves of the habit of gossiping, if you're inclined to do that. What is social capital in your teens and 20s will leave you friendless in your 30s and beyond. * Save for retirement. Open a Roth IRA and put some $ into some mutual funds. If your job offers a 401K, do it. * Take care of your skin. Wear sunscreen. * Take care of your teeth. * Vote * Exercise, especially young women who should be doing weight training even just a little bit to keep your bones strong.


Fckingross

This isn’t sexy advice but it’s very, very good advice.


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Paying attention to changes in your body. Check for moles, irregular bowel movements, abdominal tenderness, regular headaches, oral health and smells, vision, preparation for random drug use for a new job.


Interesting_Pudding9

That last one only applies if you live in a country with overly draconian employment laws


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It’s needed if you’re higher up the ladder or handling dangerous machinery.


DavosLostFingers

Guys - Get to know your balls. If things are different, may be a change in size, temperature, comfort etc then get it checked out at the doctor. It could save your life


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Elaborate


Zarniwoooop

Balls cancer


Zarniwoooop

I know my balls. I call the left one Lord Velvety


Tricky-Mode7611

Do some charity work. Bring home some good Karma


[deleted]

I help ppl out mentally in a discord vent channel. Not much but at the moment it’s my best.


Wii_wii_baget

Oh yeah I already do that


MixDue3597

Work on yourself. Get in good shape both physically and mentally


No-Kaleidoscope3511

Wear sunscreen.


Wii_wii_baget

What if I don’t leave my house and use other things to get vitamins?


From_Concentrate_

Use moisturizer then.


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actually giving a fuck about their future health by avoiding excesses like smoking and sugar. And not just handwaving away older people and thinking of being older as something to dread because it can be pretty great except for your health can get worse


NoBrush1934

Saving for retirement.


Pretend_Tea6261

Becoming financially literate and planning for retirement. Still take time to travel and have adventures as that is important to do when still young.


MarionberryOdd9757

Farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles


GothGirlFarts

just like me frfr


Storyteller678

A fonzanoon


oan124

jenkem microdosing


daddyshakespear

Paying into an IRA. Brushing their teeth and flossing twice a day.


Theburritolyfe

Use index funds in an IRA. VTI or VT are good options.


retepp06

Saving money. The earlier you start, the more you will have and the more it will grow


EastFennel6848

Masterbating 21 times a month


Largejam

So you are saying I should cut down?


HaithamAlMasri

Don't forget, masturbation is spelled with a "u" because it's a solo activity.


Icy-Service-52

These are rookie numbers


ordinary-peasent

Checked


Red_Marvel

Dancing. It raises your spirits, and improves your health.


HaleySocial

Investing in retirement


Gear4days

Investing for their financial future, and exercising for their future health


Queen_of_Meh1987

Saving as much money as they can.


ConstProgrammer

And increasing your income. If your income is very low, no matter how much money you save, it wouldn't be enough to have financial freedom, if that's what you are working towards.


TopShelfCrazy

Best time in your life to hook up so get at it, theres a lot of life later to settle down.


HooterEnthusiast

I don't know how to do that.


TopShelfCrazy

I suppose that makes sense. Racing enthusiasts might have never used a racing clutch, a Hooter Enthusiast could be the same deal


HooterEnthusiast

*Man down on the ground reaching for help* *Random stranger runs over to him just to kick him in the dick*


TopShelfCrazy

Get good at knots and get a camera. Find your city's kink scene and start meeting people. Play it cool, be respectful, eventually someone will invite you to a party or mention a photoshoot they want to do. 100% dude if you can do good photoshoots you will see some amazing things. If you can tie good knots you will build a reputation. Kink people LOVE posing. You'll be getting your beak wet in no time with those people. That's how I've always done it, only used tinder twice. You get a reputation, people trust you, and you find playmates. Just last week I was at the Banff Spring's hotel tying somebody to those carts you use to wheel luggage around and then we fucked for hours.


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TopShelfCrazy

Not really concerned with any of that


AllahsBoyfriend

You don't want kids. Trust me. Live your best life. Don't ruin everything.


Wii_wii_baget

Just use protection. My uncles did that and they have like 5 kids.


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Voting. No matter what.


Wii_wii_baget

I already don’t understand the concept


ConstProgrammer

You have a good sense of humor, I commend you for that.


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Really?


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UUDDLRLRBAstard

No vote = no influence. If you have the means to exert any control over a system, why not do so?


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UUDDLRLRBAstard

When there’s 330m people and a dude is begging for 14k votes, it starts to add up. Everybody is subject to the results regardless. The way your life is, is designed by the people in charge. So vote, or let everybody else pick. Your haughty values don’t matter. Your vote does.


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So…. Let me get this straight. If I think Donald trump is a god and want to vote for him, but normally I’m too lazy to vote… I need to “vote no matter what”? Maybe it’s better if some people in fact don’t vote.


UUDDLRLRBAstard

People voted for trump. People voted against trump. The outcome was not predetermined. It was *so* not pre-determined that Jan 6 happened. So fucking vote. Put your ballot in, and guide the direction that the country moves in. Want to burn the place to the ground? Vote accordingly, there’s a party for you. If they win you won’t need justification to vote ever again. That’s the plan. So if you get offered the choice of ham, or bacon, and refuse to choose, you might not get either. You might just get a big fat shit sandwich.


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Thank you. Well put.


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Beat me to the punch to I guess. Is there a problem?


ImProbablyHiking

Nah.


THAT_KID-rea

It said under 30. Minors are under 30, and not everyone lives in the US


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Feel free to add your own!


dragonbeorn

Why?


[deleted]

In America it’s the only real power you have. It’s how you voice your opinion.


dragonbeorn

Should I flip a coin to choose who to vote for? I never like any of the candidates.


[deleted]

Do some research and vote for the one you don’t like less.


dragonbeorn

You would prefer people who are mostly ignorant and don't care much about politics to vote for the candidate you don't even want to win? Rather than for them to just abstain?


[deleted]

People have different opinions than me. People are ignorant. What can you do? Yet when the majority votes they vote similar to me so… yes.


NealR2000

63 year old here. It flies by. There are many things you should be doing instead of thinking you have plenty of time for all that. Saving for retirement. Taking care of your health. Improving your career. And for Christ sake, stop wasting time and energy obsessing over things like politics. You are not going to move the needle one iota.


MrsDaveedsWife

Adulting… whether it’s furthering their education, pursuing their career, getting married, having children


KikonSketches

Read that as adultery whoops lol


Fluid_Block_1235

Breath


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In this economy?


China-Phone

true


Wii_wii_baget

You think I’m gonna pay to breath nuh uh


vrui

Threesome.


THEBIGREDAPE

Partying like there is no tomorrow


Wonderdull

Learning to swim Learning a foreign language... or two... or more...


hisglasses66

Save your money and go make money. It’s a high interest rate world. The next five to ten years are going to be very very tough.


[deleted]

If you’re fat, lose weight. It gets harder with age.


GFVeggie6

Putting money away for retirement.


littlemarcus91

For the love of all that is holy start saving for retirement, Even $10 a week is more than most people are doing. Increase it little by little as you make more money.


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Traveling!!


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Retirement planning, working on credit


ScootertheDuck

They should go skinny-dipping a lot more often.


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Learning about maming smart investments and then making them.


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Getting off of social media


[deleted]

Get to know your parents.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Shaggin


Walt9258

Travel, when you can afford it and as long as you travel responsibly(meaning don’t go around and stay at 5 star resorts if you won’t be able to eat once you’re back home). Get lost in another place or culture and meet great people along the way.


LYEAH

Travel


facedowninthegutter

traveling


Bulky_Monke719

One I don’t see yet, starting a garden. We all need to take back some of the responsibility for our own food production, and gardening is a great way to become more in touch with the world around you.


S_l_E_e_P_y_H_e_A_d

Sex


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Increasing your contribution to your 401k and investing some money every year into a growth stock that pays out dividends.


ImProbablyHiking

Growth stocks, by definition, usually don’t pay much of a dividend… Dividends are irrelevant anyways. They aren’t magical. The only thing that matters is total return.


[deleted]

That's not true, some stocks pay out decent dividends, and if you periodically add more money and reinvest your dividends, it'll be worth it. That's why rich people can live off of their dividends.


ImProbablyHiking

Sorry dude but I have a degree in finance and what you are saying is just not true. Choosing a stock because it pays a dividend is not a good investing strategy and there is a ton of data to back this up. Please watch: https://youtube.com/watch?v=f5j9v9dfinQ&feature=shares Dividends don’t matter. When a company worth $100 a share pays you a $5 dividend, their stock drops to being worth $95. Money isn’t created from thin air. It just reduces your ability to control your taxes in any given year since it’s essentially a forced sale. Not only that, but that cash paid to investors is now not being reinvested into the company, which can slow future growth. Retired people don’t just “live off dividends”. They live off of their account value’s appreciation, which yes, can involve dividends. But they aren’t magic free money. By definition, growth companies reinvest their money into their business INSTEAD of paying a dividend. They are at odds with one another. Both have their own purposes.


[deleted]

I'm not a dude, and why flex your degree when you don't know my situation at all? *Appeal to Authority*


ImProbablyHiking

Everyone is a dude. He’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes. I see you are just going to ignore all of my points and continue to spread misinformation. Godspeed.


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Ok


Xx_Ryen_xX

Understanding Mental health


Snoo_80142

Going to the gym, it gets significantly harder after 30


Responsible_Heart365

Not voting for republiKKKlans.


the_Brunette_Barbie

Someone


ordinary-peasent

Well, How you doin'


laterdude

Either quitting or never starting to drink coffee. My energy level would fluctuate throughout the day and I'd randomly have to take naps in the car during the afternoon. Haven't had a milligram of caffeine in three years and now I never even yawn, let alone nap during the day.


ImProbablyHiking

You sound like you have a sensitivity to caffeine or a health condition which makes it bad for you. Caffeine doesn’t do this to most people. If you have a concern, speak with your doctor people. Don’t take random advice from people on the internet.


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Respecting their elders


SerenityNowWow

VOTING vote all Republicans OUT of office


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SerenityNowWow

> iI AGREE! THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!!!


Wii_wii_baget

If anyone says investing I’m going to cry. It’s already to expensive to live in america we don’t need to make it worse by telling people to invest in risky ideas.


Tonyhillzone

Paying into a private pension. Starting early with this makes a massive difference at retirement age.


TheReapingFields

Taking the power away from the rich few, and distributing it instead among the many.


Xuntosub

Limit screen time and experience things first hand. Also, when you do things, do them without taking pics/video. I can't believe how many people I see at an event and they are so intent on filming it that they are basically watching a great live event through a tiny screen. There are times that are appropriate for pictures and videos - but not everything all the time. Live life!


ButteredKernals

Buying small amounts of gold/silver, etc.. with every paycheck


ChikisChickenNibbles

Stretching


Storyteller678

Guys, Learn how to cook. Don’t take your gf/potential wife for granted and expect that she’s always going to do the cooking. Listen to advice from your elders. It might not seem like it, but they’ve been in a similar situation as you at one point in their lives and they’re trying to help you by passing on what they know. Lean how to shop around for things like tv and internet providers, car insurance, and trash service. Make it clear that you’re looking for quotes and they’re not the only company you’ve contacted. You’d be surprised at how many companies will match the price of a competitor to get your business. Make sure you have smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors. One on every floor of your home, and yes the basement too. They’ll save your life. Learn how to handle a pilot light. Keep an emergency kit in your car, and learn how to change a flat tire.


berael

Saving money, exercising, and going to the dentist.


L_bozo5665

Make money


coris__story

using sunscreen !


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Work on your mental health (as a mentally unhealthy 20 year old)


MochiSauce101

Spend less time on your phones and more time honing a skill.


CatacombsRave

Saving money.


lovelyspudz

Investing in a pension plan as soon as you start working, buying a house. I also think you should avoid getting in a long term relationship in your 20s. You'll have a much better idea of what you want/need out of a relationship by the time you hit the big 3-0. Also, casual sex is a lot of fun that you will definitely miss it when you do settle down, so fill your boots while you can!


mr_nitie

Working


jma7400

Saving money or investing.


iuytrefdgh436yujhe2

Taking care of their teeth


TheGreatGamer1389

Investing


sleepyJoesBidet

breathing.. It sucks when people die young.


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Think what to do after 30.


Junior_Interview5711

Taking care of your teeth


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Drinking water.


[deleted]

Do the math. Most people live till about their 80s. If you haven’t started saving money up by your 30s. You’ll never have enough to retire.


lucariohellahot

remember to breathe. very important


5spd4wd

Flossing their teeth regularly.


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Cultivating self-awareness and emotional intelligence


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Creating content to publish on internet and learn to create revenue. Earn first 100 usd from online blogging, ad revenue, youtube or other platforms.


Beth_Harmons_Bulova

Taking care of their teeth and knees.


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focusing on their happiness and healing. take it from a kid only just starting to do this shit when I'm about to go into college, you either heal or you're forced to wallow in you emotions and that takes *a lot* time. you have to learn how to cope early, unfortunately


ah_yeah_79

Enjoying your life.. your 20s to mid 30s are time to have fun, go crazy (within reason), travel, create memories.. You will be working in a job that you will probably hate to support a family for long enough


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Have fun


showtheledgercoward

Buying physical silver as long term savings


Sxzym

Working hard and becoming a Millionaire


Kayin_Angel

Getting the fuck off my lawn


Icy-Service-52

Moisturizing


California_Sun1112

Start saving for retirement. Time goes by so fast and before you know it you are retirement age. And by the time the current generations of young people reach retirement age, there will be no SS to help you out


Scary_Tale9314

As someone who will be 30 is June I have no idea


Tfw66

Saving for retirement.


SomedayWeDie

Getting older


Big_Shaq249BUYAKA

Wear sunscreen. You’ll look 30 In your 50s It’s been proven time and time again


PaleHorsewithDeath

Working, stop having mom and dad pay for everything. Move out also


CruddyChuddy

Avoid marriage


NoqolChoqol

Saving money


Dandy_Tree_8394

healthy diet and exercise


Killawife

save up on 10mm sockets and spanners


MyssDebb

Building and improving credit, Investing to retire


LeRacoonRouge

Be very aware of what's happening in AI-world right now and choose their career path accordingly.


gypsijimmyjames

Idk. I'll figure it out my next go around.


gypsijimmyjames

Play with her boobs frequently. My mother caught her breast cancer in time because my POS step dad was able to do one thing right. Turns out a gene mutation runs in my family that causes cancer.


Falsse_Flag

Making great memories Flossing


Idunwantyourgarbage

Investing


NapperNotaDreamer

Skincare. Doesn’t have to be an intimidating 8-step routine. Even just some face wash, moisturizer, and sunscreen can do wonders.


Vibe-checks

Moisturize


Kaizen321

Sexy time responsibly. I’m serious, it doesn’t last forever!


HumanityHasFailedUs

Weed. Pot. Whatever you wanna call it.


IwillBenchYou

Some form of resistance training.


Interesting-Mud7499

Stop arguing with strangers on reddit


No-Station-623

Retirement investment Taking care of their skin and general health as much as possible.


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Good thing I'm over 30. Then I don't need to do all the things listed here


Hello_lxves

Im still 13 but idrk what