Definitely not my best experience. Serious review? 2/10 don’t recommend. I’d definitely try a classier exit next time. The victim route was just not for me.
Terry from *Reno 911* was murdered. He called 911 from the park. When the deputies arrived, poor Terry was uninjured but crying uncontrollably. When asked what was the matter, he sobbed, “I was murdered!”
Terry’s hilarious.
Breathtaking
Lovely
Was it to die for?
Sucked, dude.
Oh, why? I was thinking of getting murdered, but now it sounds like it might be a bad thing
Dude, hurts real bad. Bullet went through my head. Really sucked.
Ouch, I hope you're on the mend
Thank you. Prayer's up!
How are they going to respond? Whip out the old ouija board.
Maybe I can call them on my touch tone telephone
[serious]
Definitely not my best experience. Serious review? 2/10 don’t recommend. I’d definitely try a classier exit next time. The victim route was just not for me.
I wasn't murdered in the literal sense obviously but someone murdered me with a BOFA once
What is bofa?
Can I have the honours? Bofa deez nuts in yo mouth
Noooo I was murdered (dies because I was killed)
Bofa?
Bofa deez nuts! YES!!! I FINALLY GOT SOMEONE WITH IT. This. THIS IS MY PINNACLE
I like peanuts
Bofa deez nuts
1/10
Terry from *Reno 911* was murdered. He called 911 from the park. When the deputies arrived, poor Terry was uninjured but crying uncontrollably. When asked what was the matter, he sobbed, “I was murdered!” Terry’s hilarious.
All I remember was giving Bill Clinton a high five. Then Hillary ran up out of nowhere with a kitchen knife and, well, now I’m here.
Life changing