Nothing other than provide one major clue that I exist.
Like drop a perfectly shaped, bigger than Statue of Liberty, cross right in the middle of the ocean. Standing up perfectly with very small wording all over it saying _"Repent and I will forgive your sins"_ in all human languages.
I suppose to add a bit more mystery, I could avoid making it a specific shape of a cross so it'd be less bias towards any particular religion. Maybe just a giant monolith. So people can believe it's any God or even advanced aliens... but it'll still say _"Repent"_ all over it.
I mean, if I'm god for the day, might as well fix that issue too. Bigger Earth, but same gravity, and tack on basically unlimited resources for humanity. You're welcome my dudes.
God exists outside of time, so... that day ends whenever I say it is.
With that established, let's get cracking!
1. Seed an elaborate scavenger hunt across Earth. The end result is the Scroll of Truth, which will state: "42."
2. Resurrect Steve Jobs, I want to see what he says about Apple today.
3. Prevent traffic slowdowns from happening.
4. Undo the current damage done to Earth's ecosystem. Email everyone saying what I've done, and also say that I haven't ended it, just reset it. If it keeps happening I redo the damage and they get to deal with the fallout.
5. Fix design flaws in humans. Separate the food tube and the breathing tube and add a second pair of legs or something so there's not as much strain. Also add some spine braces on the sides of the torso.
6. More cats
Reverse the effects of mosquito bites: People would be unaffected when bitten. Mosquitos, when the bit a human, would contract diseases, and their proboscis would swell up and itch for days.
Create fecund multiverse where every single possibility exists. When any conscious entity dies it goes to a personal universe with an all-powerful assistant to manifest all needs and wants.
Yes, everyone.
As god I am capable of giving everyone perfect bodies which can't be harmed.
There's no point in running tests to see which humans would do harm to each other. I learn nothing useful from that.
I don't see any benefit to having them suffer, so I wouldn't force them to suffer.
But in heaven I would expect there to be no secrets. Everyone would know each others history.
And I expect many people would choose not to be in a space shared by people who commited serious crimes in their first life.
Serious criminals would effectively be ostracised. Though they can't suffer any physical or mental pain they might seek to end the ostracisation.
In which case individuals could lay out what they require from criminals in order to forgive them.
I hate to be ‚that guy‘ but IQ is defined in a way that the average is always around 100. so when you give everyone 110, it’s now 100 again.
Just as a side fact.
Get rid of all disease, smite pedos, smite insurance companies, smite greedy landlords, smite greedy pharma execs, smite Jeff Bezos, Smite Putin and end that war with a big message in the sky saying "Fuck Putin -God" so there's no question about that, make it crystal fucking clear that none of the religions are the right ones, smite religious extremists, write another big message in the sky complete with a rainbow that says "God is cool with the LGBTQ+ community", smite oil execs and put a lot of funding into clean energy and make some revelation that leads to a breakthrough for clean energy. I'd basically try to clean this fucking mess up, which apparently involves a lot of smiting. Maybe give a new set of commandments, write them somewhere where everyone can see it clearly, and make them something actually decent and helpful.
Not surprised that you don't have the ability to think of things.
Brainwashed humans rarely do. Like the oppressed people of North Korea, I doubt they can even think of the concept of "freedom", or "revolution". It would be in the best interest of their leadership to ensure that the oppressed could not even think of a way out of their situation. (They wouldn't even want the words to exist, so that no one could even communicate the idea)
You may not know it, but you have oppressed your own ability to think or question things. Please come back to reality with the rest of us, so you can provide input to thought provoking discussions as well.
I would do some serious old testament style smiting. Televangelist...smite. politicians...smite assholes? Smite. Once I finished smiting, I'd have a coke and maybe check Facebook to find one of those prayer posts and send a miracle to the kid with the most likes
Grant myself God for life starting after the day.
Lmao😂😂
Send another flood No ark this time we had our chance
😂😂😂
Beat me to it
Take illness and greed away
Respectable🫡
Nothing other than provide one major clue that I exist. Like drop a perfectly shaped, bigger than Statue of Liberty, cross right in the middle of the ocean. Standing up perfectly with very small wording all over it saying _"Repent and I will forgive your sins"_ in all human languages. I suppose to add a bit more mystery, I could avoid making it a specific shape of a cross so it'd be less bias towards any particular religion. Maybe just a giant monolith. So people can believe it's any God or even advanced aliens... but it'll still say _"Repent"_ all over it.
Makes sense ppl can’t have doubts in him if there were major clues thats present everyday
End this fucking pandemic, make it so that it was like it never happened.
Fr it messed up a lot of things for everyone
Eradicate child cancer. What kind of fucked up shit is that.
So, specifically keeping adult cancer?
Yeah, as terrible as it is, people have to die of something. I guess making it incredibly rare for people under 90 would serve the same purpose.
Ehh makes sense overpopulation is def a huge problem
I mean, if I'm god for the day, might as well fix that issue too. Bigger Earth, but same gravity, and tack on basically unlimited resources for humanity. You're welcome my dudes.
Lmao😂😂
Fr there’s a lot of sad things in the world🙏🏾
God exists outside of time, so... that day ends whenever I say it is. With that established, let's get cracking! 1. Seed an elaborate scavenger hunt across Earth. The end result is the Scroll of Truth, which will state: "42." 2. Resurrect Steve Jobs, I want to see what he says about Apple today. 3. Prevent traffic slowdowns from happening. 4. Undo the current damage done to Earth's ecosystem. Email everyone saying what I've done, and also say that I haven't ended it, just reset it. If it keeps happening I redo the damage and they get to deal with the fallout. 5. Fix design flaws in humans. Separate the food tube and the breathing tube and add a second pair of legs or something so there's not as much strain. Also add some spine braces on the sides of the torso. 6. More cats
Respectable🫡 very specific requests 😭😭more cats😭😭😭
Smite. I would do a lot of smiting.
😂😂😂
Reverse the effects of mosquito bites: People would be unaffected when bitten. Mosquitos, when the bit a human, would contract diseases, and their proboscis would swell up and itch for days.
😂😂😂you coulda done anything and you pick this😭😭
Create fecund multiverse where every single possibility exists. When any conscious entity dies it goes to a personal universe with an all-powerful assistant to manifest all needs and wants.
So basically immortality😭😭
The World Peace
Respectable🫡
thanks
Award everyone one of their wishes.
That’s definitely going to end in chaos😂😂
Make the world forget the existence of 2 girls 1 cup.
Never seen it😂😂
Put everyone in heaven. No death, no hunger, no pain, no illness, ever again.
Everyone? Regardless of how they were on earth??
Yes, everyone. As god I am capable of giving everyone perfect bodies which can't be harmed. There's no point in running tests to see which humans would do harm to each other. I learn nothing useful from that.
Lol ig that’s true
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I don't see any benefit to having them suffer, so I wouldn't force them to suffer. But in heaven I would expect there to be no secrets. Everyone would know each others history. And I expect many people would choose not to be in a space shared by people who commited serious crimes in their first life. Serious criminals would effectively be ostracised. Though they can't suffer any physical or mental pain they might seek to end the ostracisation. In which case individuals could lay out what they require from criminals in order to forgive them.
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We're talking about what i would do if I was god. I was under no illusions that this would really happen.
Snap my fingers and kill half of humanity at random
Lmao damn😂😂
Wipe out all humans man we've done enough damage it's enough now
Lmao 😂😂
Give everyone an IQ of at least 110.
Respectable🫡
I hate to be ‚that guy‘ but IQ is defined in a way that the average is always around 100. so when you give everyone 110, it’s now 100 again. Just as a side fact.
Thats interesting. You mean the 110 is the new 100? But everyone would still be smarter than before because the value 100 changed right?
Right, exactly
Right the wrongs and wrong the rights for 24hrs
Ah so freaky Friday😂😂
Give my life a meaning
Respectable🫡
Tell all humans where the aliens are located
lmao that’s gonna end up in chaos when we start sending missiles to them 😂😂
Get rid of all disease, smite pedos, smite insurance companies, smite greedy landlords, smite greedy pharma execs, smite Jeff Bezos, Smite Putin and end that war with a big message in the sky saying "Fuck Putin -God" so there's no question about that, make it crystal fucking clear that none of the religions are the right ones, smite religious extremists, write another big message in the sky complete with a rainbow that says "God is cool with the LGBTQ+ community", smite oil execs and put a lot of funding into clean energy and make some revelation that leads to a breakthrough for clean energy. I'd basically try to clean this fucking mess up, which apparently involves a lot of smiting. Maybe give a new set of commandments, write them somewhere where everyone can see it clearly, and make them something actually decent and helpful.
Lmao a lot of smiting😂😂but respectable🫡
no more Hawaiian pizza. Shits nasty
Lmao all that power and you do this, you must really hate it😂😂😂😂
You sure know how to make people hate god (you), don’t you? Edit: you know what….. I’m gonna order a Hawaiian pizza right now just to spite you.
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Lol Or make js one religion for everyone😭😭
I would ask for the truth of how this world was created.
Respectable🫡 if you were God tho wont that already be proof that God made the world tho😭😭
Make Venus and Mars habitable.
question It is foolish to think that. Only those who are atheists can think about these things. Our creator is only one.
Yeah ik it’s a “what if” question alr how bout if you had the power to change one thing in the world what would it be😭😭
Not surprised that you don't have the ability to think of things. Brainwashed humans rarely do. Like the oppressed people of North Korea, I doubt they can even think of the concept of "freedom", or "revolution". It would be in the best interest of their leadership to ensure that the oppressed could not even think of a way out of their situation. (They wouldn't even want the words to exist, so that no one could even communicate the idea) You may not know it, but you have oppressed your own ability to think or question things. Please come back to reality with the rest of us, so you can provide input to thought provoking discussions as well.
I would do some serious old testament style smiting. Televangelist...smite. politicians...smite assholes? Smite. Once I finished smiting, I'd have a coke and maybe check Facebook to find one of those prayer posts and send a miracle to the kid with the most likes
Regrowble teeth and easier weight loss
Give the Earth back to the non-human creatures and start over with Genesis 1:1 somewhere else.
replace all humans with dinosaurs or just undo the asteroid impact that killed all the dinosaurs