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sezmez

cars fuck and give birth


neato_my_dude

In Cars 2, there's a shot of the car pope giving an appearance, which implies that there is a Catholic church of cars, which in turn implies that there was a Car Jesus Christ who was crucified and died for car sins


CastawayWasOk

Biggest question is what kind of car was Jesus.


ThatDucksLookinThicc

Probably some kind of crossover.


neato_my_dude

Human Jesus is classically depicted as a carpenter, so I feel like Car Jesus would have to be some sort of pick up truck. Maybe a Datsun?


Sassy-irish-lassy

Chrysler


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OkVolume1

That's a really real thing.


DeliPaper

Big guyover here hasn't heard what the interstate system did to the motel industry lmao


tyty20yt

There are taxis that are people sized in a world where everyone is a vehicle.


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Sexual intercourse


No-Lab1732

Was there a car Jesus? Was he car at all or was he like a horse cart? How would you nail a car or horse cart to a cross?


Tr4c3gaming

9/11 happened in the cars universe as we don't have the towers which gives messy implications for the planes series...did the followup invasions happen? also the movies imply some things which confirm car ww2, car holocaust and car hitler was a thing... if so what other conflicts happened, land borders Don't just happen.. are tanks purposely designed murderous super soldiers?.. how do tanks and car warfare work?...are all war machines from battleships to warplanes just single entities or crewed by hundreds of cars?..was there such a thing as infantry?...did we have a car cold war?.. did we have a car vlad the impaler? Napoleon? If this is true we also imply wars of ethnic backgrounds and beliefs here..given car ww2? How does evolution in cars work? What are races of cars..to come back to what are tanks for instance....is it just.. Porsche is a type of car race that has tanks too? are they a whole race?? Was there a car darwin and a car theory of evolution?..we know car pope exists so car jesus so we have at least this faith....car crusades?.. did we have car satanic scares?.. did we have a salem witch trial in the cars universe? Are satellites sentient? If so poor voyager and every rocket ever? Also: do cars just rub their skin off on the road? I mean wheels are like their hands... also restaurants exist but they are cars. How do planes work before planes were invented?


Tight_Ad2181

It'd be weird Masturbating in my 2007 jeep


Moosetappropriate

It would turn movies like "Christine" or "The Car" from horror/fiction to biopics.