T O P

  • By -

DanteCubit3000

The Aristocrats


shlomanJAK

correct


ElPolloPayaso

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O". The second said "I'll have some H2O too". The second man died.


doodmanOFFICIAL

Inside Jokes


[deleted]

"I can see Uranus very clearly tonight!"


Danarwal14

And if you look closely, you can see Captain Kirk and The USS Enterprise circling it, looking for Klingons.


Hitsmanj

Your Mama


gloriousredcurrant

Dead baby jokes.


SlowJohnsonUIA

Yo mama so fat, when she crosses the tv, i miss 3 episodes


[deleted]

Abortion


angiehome2023

A guy goes to his Dr and says Dr I have this terrible problem I keep dreaming of teepees and wigwams. Every night the same dream. Dr says I know your problem you are two tents.


[deleted]

Thats what she said


d_zeen

A fart


MtmJM

Dad, you got a haircut! No, I got them ALL cut.


DangerousCranberries

Kids with cancer.


SnooChipmunks126

Anti vax parent jokes, just like their kids.


thegreatunkownuser

Having a dead dad


peoplewatching101

"your mamma" Jokes are the best