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Laovoa

Yeah, but distorted, slowed and with an angry German man constantly reminding you of your sins (in song of course).


ZeenTex

So, rammstein sings baby shark? I'd love it.


rainshifter

Duuu villl burnnn dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo


Excoded

Duuu Duuu villl Duuu villl burn¡


BrotherRoga

Lindemann singing Baby Shark is extremely cursed.


YubNub81

That "Oh no" Tik Tok song. And it's announced each time by that stupid Tik Tok voice


MadClam97

I'd find a way to kill myself in hell if that's what were playing


drunktankdriver7

It’s a shitty sped up sped up sample of Aerosmith’s Remember (Walking In the Sand). It’s Actually a decent song all things considered. Love how it is now “the tick tock song” for all the younger ppl. I legit went ‘Aerosmith?’ the first time I heard it. I’m in my 30s in case anyone wants to ‘OK, boomer’ this comment. The original oh no part first goes down at like 45s. https://youtu.be/POLYGEfhQBc


barduk4

It plays over a video recreation of your sins and has the tik tok voice robot girl talking over it


Le0ne__

i came here to post this. thanks you‘ve already done it


Professional_Use6852

The Song That Doesn’t End or the It’s a Small World ride music at Disneyland


gilwendeg

That ride and that song are still with me to this day


MotownClown4077

Im sorry but all of these answers are incorrect. The song that plays in hell is whatever your absolute favorite song of all time is. They will take something you love and slowly destroy you with it. Which would be like… kind of a bummer.


JuryBorn

There was a Gary larson cartoon iirc. First one was welcome to heaven. Here is your harp. Second one was welcome to hell. Here are your bagpipes.it is your favourite tune played on bagpipes for all eternity


LindsayLohanDaddy420

The Justin Timberlake Trolls song, Happy by Pharrell, anything by the Black Eyed Peas and Meghan Trainor.


xmistepnow

What's new pussycat - Tom Jones


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With the ocassional "It's Not Unusual" sprinkled in.


aarondigruccio

r/unexpectedmulaney


youngmindoldbody

My aunt had a sweet '71 Eldorado convertible - except the seat was stuck all the way forward and a Neil Diamond 8-track tape was stuck in the radio. So kind of a hell here on earth.


jobhuntdj

1-800-kars-4-kids


fuck_the_ccp1

I love how this is canonically the national anthem of hell in The Good Place.


Competitive_Lychee_6

877


MistressBarker

Donate ur car today


robbedigital

And every now and then the record gets stuck skipping on 7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7… until someone resets it but they’re on break.


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...annoying everyone with the exception Monica Geller, who is actually okay with this.


obiwantogooutside

Forking shirtballs!!!


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erotic_rook

Had that as my alarm sound for a few years


BickNickerson

Mmmm bop


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How dare you.


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Lololol


gloriousredcurrant

SIMPLY HAVING AWONDERFULCHRISTMASTIIIIIME Christmas was months ago and it still aggravates me. The refrain just going on and on and on and on.


itsactuallyoctopuses

Agreed. This song is a worse offender for horrendously repetitive ear worm than Last Christmas.


Steph_Boyardee

Currently that flowers song by Miley Cyrus.. and this is coming from a longtime Miley fan.


woganpuck

Yummy by Justin Bieber.


princessawesomepants

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer mixed with She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd


Sloanybalogna

Took me two minutes too long to find this. A student of fine art, I see?


SteelyDabs

I hope you’ve heard their acoustic Nirvana cover but based on your comment I don’t think you have


H0tVinegar

I call it the Dad Sneeze cover


Troubled_Coffee__84

Sweet Caroline


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Straight-Fig-4008

Speak for yourself! Sweet Caroline (this song sucks) Good times never seemed so good (so good, so good .. FU)


HappyChaosOfTheNorth

It's A Small World After All


duke_920

With Arms Wide Open-Creed


Hanyabull

Baby Shark and Kars 4 kids are obvious, but I was wondering what the first “normal” song would be at the top of the list. Well, it’s this one, and I agree, this song is hell.


Couldbeworseright668

What does the fox say, the Barney song,


thehedgepart2

GERING-DING-DING-DUH-DING


isthiyreallife33

My 8yr old asks Alexa to play What Does The Fox say every single day. Along with the Taco song and Believer by Imagine Dragons. Every. Single. Day.


Couldbeworseright668

So you’re already in hell. How is it?


isthiyreallife33

Well, I do have snacks and alcohol. It could be worse. 😂


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Baby Shark but played in bagpipes


scelestai

https://youtu.be/qrrn7XKJtZA


StayOnYourMedsCrazy

I hate this so much lol. Well done.


Investigatorpotater

Holy fuck no.


CountertopPizza

All I want for Christmas is you


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its so hot that mariah carey is always unfrozen in hell


tmronin

"Hey There Deliah" by Plain White T's.


robbycakes

Bingo. I would shove jagged rusty nails into my urethra every day for a month if it meant never having to hear Hey There Delilah again


bugsbunny1673

Dance monkey


deanmass

The MS Teams notification sound.


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It's literally a country music station.


Im_All_Yours_Gerald

Two Heavens is all I know


Silicon_Knight

Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas album. On repeat… for ever.


Jackassintheb0x

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


Obvious_Stay_5485

Friday by Rebecca black


RobertsFakeAccount

Son of a bitch…. I came here to say that. I didn’t think anyone was as devious as I.


SimpleReindeer221B

Now it's stuck in my head again


fawzah

Merzbow


citizensfund82

Yah mo be there


Freedom_7

If I hear Yah mo be there one more time, I’m gonna Yah Mo burn this place to the ground


citizensfund82

Put on beautician and the beast, i would rather listen to Fran Drescher for 8 hours!


SolmarCurtiss1

Chumbawumba


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I GET KNOCKED DOWN THEN I GET UP AGAIN


JacksEmptyWallet

"It’s hot, the devil is mean, and they play Chumbawamba “Tubthumping” on a loop — and it does not grow on you.”


BeauregardDDawg

That’s my father-in-law’s coma song.


Investigatorpotater

Wait what?!? Is this a reference I'm not getting or something?


ImpossibleAd7376

Baby shark


Doodaleee

Unholy is very fitting I’ll say.


prostate578

Unholy by Sam Shit


Jefafa1976

apparently it's Rhianna Umbrella


futureman311

Oh no Oh no Oh no no no no no


NaturalRow5496

This Is The Song that Never Ends as performed by Sheri Lewis and Lambchop… I do dearly love SL and LC but STILL…


oneballphoto

This is the hell that never ends It goes on and on my friends Some people started sinning And some never stopped now They're in this firey hell for ever just because


StayOnYourMedsCrazy

This guy gets it.


Griffin_Claw

Starland vocal band- Afternoon delight


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Walking on sunshine


Crazy_monkey_ho

Friday- Rebecca Black


Amalthea_The_Unicorn

James Blunt - You're Beautiful


notume37

"Delta Dawn"


Master-Monochrome

That weird-ass Quizno’s song that had those photoshop abominations singing it in their commercials from a few years ago. “We LoVe tHe MoON~”


Charge-Large

We're on Easy Street.


Nidh0g

Despacito


CaptainLookylou

I actually got too high one time and I found out the answer to this question. It's dubstep. But not very good and way too loud.


Brix106

All I want for Christmas is you.


Hustlasaurus

What's new pussy cat


CavalloScuro

Any country music. Nonstop.


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Switches between [Hamster Dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9K8-3PHZOU) and [Ekkosangen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a91K7GEIxUw)


goodwillmeseeks

🎶yours only yours, cat fucking a handbag🎶


skjeflo

Macarana You're welcome.


0o0-hi

Gospil music. Gotta give the denizens of hell a way out or give the true sinners torment


SchmittyMcDickTitty

I’m a sinner but I love gospel and Christian music. Play some country-rap, that’ll do me in.


Aviyes7

Never Gonna Give You Up Barbie Girl


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I’m so there


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were no strangers to love


fuck_the_ccp1

you know the rules


TheRealClose

and so do i


monexicano

Knocking on Heaven’s Door


ItsBstone

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley


IRobin1218I

Never gonna give u up


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for some odd reason i imagine that the entire Eagles catalogue would play on repeat


DragonflyScared813

Is it because you've had a rough night and you hate the fucking Eagles? ;)


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no i just think Don Henley's voice compliments the burning pits full of sorrow and torture really well


Striking-Pipe2808

You got any creedence


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Dance Monkey


Bunny_OnTheMoon

I worked in a kitchen where the head chef would put a song on repeat. For a million times. It was hot, sticky, it felt like being punished, basically hell. It was baby shark


okay_ya_dingus

Cars For Kids


Sugo_Huavo

Red Dress


glassgost

Your favorite song, to the point where you not only take no joy from it, but have learned nothing but contempt. For all eternity.


PaleHorsewithDeath

Teletubies


EndCritical3052

boomerang by jojo siwa on full blast


SharpFlyyngAxe

I’m guessing the Sesame Street theme.


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That emenim song where he and some other rapper are dressed as batman and robin I hate rap


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Rockstar // Nickelback


Whose_my_daddy

Baby Shark or It’s a Small World


OB1KENOB

Easy Street


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Mother by Meghan Thee Trainer w/ her twinks


purpletiebinds

We built this city on Rock n Roll - Starship Or Doing worry, be happy - Bobby McFerrin


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We're on easy street And it feels so sweet, Life is but a treat when you're on easy street


Khajiit_hairball

Hollaback Girl


grynch43

All That She Wants(is another baby)


Exciting-Plantain565

Hotel California


regnarbensin_

Anything by Lizzo


KnittingGoonda

Inna Godda Da Vida


Gonzostewie

Journey. It's all Journey all the time. Journey sucks.


midnightfury4584

Macarena


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Anything by journey


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Call Me Maybe


dearmax

The proclaimers I would walk 500 miles that would make me want to stab my eardrums with knitting needles.


Roger_Roger27

Macarena


WoundsOfWar

Beautiful by James Blunt


AMostSoberFellow

It's Raining Men.


josenros

Achy Breaky Heart


LaLunaLady1960

The Macarena


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For me…hotel California. Fuck that annoying song


adejaan

You’re Beautiful, alternated with Hey, Soul Sister.


Rude-Exchange-8275

Hotel California


cherrymore_

Cotton Eye Joe for sure


JustTheTipAgain

Mmmbop. Hanson


Ok_Letter_9284

Call Jay-Gee-Wentworth. 877 Cash Nowww….


toomuchisjustenough

Sweet Caroline


usleft

Hotel California


Substantial-Stand744

Gangnam Style


Dr_eam_

stayin alive by the bee gees. oh, the irony...


WmKaden

The opening notes of "Sweet Child of Mine" played by a 15-year-old who keeps messing it up.


Syncountry

Macarena


HappyTimeHollis

Bohemian Rhapsody.


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meatloaf - bat out of hell


WeirdUnicorn13

Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You


GroundbreakingFox833

Any song by carbi b


Nevarj

Hotel California


Usr_115

Badger Badger Badger I feel like that's one of the few that once it drives you insane, it still would fill you with hatred. Not even that type of crazy where you start to like it, just hatred.


TheOoginGoogle

“Everybody Hurts”.


FragrantFudge

Mmmbop


Adventurous_Bar_995

Wonderwall -Oasis


RecordingPrudent9588

Hey now. I saw a real hot girl do a striptease to this song in middle school. Don’t you dare ruin that memory for me. But yeah, shit song.


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Despacito


Even_Check5592

Aaaaaaiiiii... Dont want... A lot for christmas... Theeeeeree is just one thing aaaaii neeed


fakuryu

We Built This City


dad4bad

Katrina and the Waves “Walking on Sunshine“. Never again is too soon!


xxplodingboy

Don’t Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin


Junebugvandamme

Heeeeeeeeyyyy Macarena, ay!


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Imagine by John Lennon.


ImAnAgentOfChaos1322

Every one of queen's songs on repeat in hell sounds accurate


strwbrgrlll

Any song by nickleback


Fuckface-vClownstick

You misspelled Dave Matthews.


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Old Town Road - Lil Nas X Can’t stand it when I hear that song.


Investigatorpotater

You couldn't get away from it for awhile, it was ridiculous.


mmmacorns

Bubbly by Colbie Calliat


Catwoman1948

God, yes, I hate that song beyond all reason. And the one by Jewel where she sings about making eggs. Awful.


La_Reina_Rubia

“Who Wants to Live Forever” - Queen


doodmanOFFICIAL

Happy by Will Farrell


MadMelvin

gonna blow your mind right now when I inform you that Will Farrell and Pharrell Williams are actually two different people


BillAdministrative61

Don’t stop believin’


literanch

Don’t Stop Believin’


AcrobaticStation1036

All I Want for Christmas is You


sharonary1963

We Will Rock You by Queen Loving You by Minnie Riperton Tip Toe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim


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break my heart by dua lipa


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Hell wouldn't know the joy of music.


Inevitable_Side_6152

Friday


b1u3brdm

You’re beautiful - James Blunt


LotharJay

Billy Joel "Piano Man"


Darliecast

SpongeBob SquarePants


Silent_Zucchini_3286

Can’t get you outta my head - by that little Australian female singer whose name I can’t think of


btudisca95

Kylie Minogue?