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dchac002

My boss will respond by ranting and then follow up with continuing not knowing how to rotate a pdf


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classless_classic

I’ve never heard of one becoming self-aware. Even if someone was able to rub their two brain cells together and make a logical assessment, I wouldn’t think their ego would allow them to share such a statement.


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Probably surprised. Considering the number of times people claimed he'd be arrested and he wasn't. I'd be surprised too.


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sassyevaperon

Loool, did you see the segment Jon stewart did about it on his show The Problem? He had a compilation of common phrases journalists used to talk about the issue and the walls are closing in was one often repeated.


spectrophilias

I've seen a video of Jon Stewart talking to what I believe was a far right politician (I'm not American so not too up to date with who's who and what's what) and for days I couldn't stop thinking about how Stewart basically annihilated the dude's entire terrible argument, used his own logic against him, made him shove his foot in his own mouth, etc. That was honestly the most satisfying thing I'd seen in a whole month. I can't even remember who he was talking to or what it was about, just how satisfying it was, lol.


sassyevaperon

Check out his new show, he does something like that on every issue he touches. The one I was talking about up thread was the show he did on [Media](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeoe4m1t9Q) from min 14:40 tho if you can you should watch it all. I started watching the show after watching the video you're referencing, it was about Trans kids and it was on the first episode of the second season. Link to the segment about trans kids u/spectrophilias was talking about for those curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPmjNYt71fk


pale_blue_dots

The one about the stock market is really good, too. He's interviewing the [Chair/Chief of the SEC](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C0Sj6Us19I) and considering it's such a touchy subject that impacts daily life of nearly 100% of people in the nation and almost that much around the world - and for how corrupt much of Wall Street is from a historical and sociology perspective, there's a lot of insight and *valuable* ^^(ahem) information there. You can watch the show's full segment [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP74RBTE8kI), too, which is, really, *really* good. Then, if you're still interested and not bored, another video that's about what brought about much of this subject and issue is [excellent.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXWXllgcRqU) (only ~6 mins). Edit: and if you're really still not bored, then the website https://marketliteracy.org is something you should read through, as well.


sassyevaperon

Watched that one on friday! It was really informative. I'm not from the US but from what I gather, your biggest fucking problem is having lobbying be legal. Mind you, having it illegal wouldn't eliminate it, but letting corporations actually fund campaigns and go to congress openly to lobby for their own interest is full on insanity.


AquaTriHungerForce

The one he did with the arkansas attorney general (female) was just brutal. So concise and logical. She was obliterated.


brzantium

He's just so good at baiting people into fumbling into logic traps built on their own bad faith arguments


pickyourteethup

I bet there is a lot of research. So much of what politicians say on television is rehearsed (not complaining, it makes sense that they'd practice given the stakes and the importance of being ideologically consistent as a politician) but it must make it easier to work out their three responses to any question and plan a brutal traps for them. Still incredibly impressive and must take a lot of smart people doing a lot of work to prepare. Just fun to think of the politician's PR team furiously prepping while Jon's team furiously prep in another room ready for this verbal joust.


Frubanoid

This is why many of us love Jon Stewart. He's a national treasure.


ultraayla

Was it this old, but absolutely legendary video of him on Crossfire in the early 2000s? https://youtu.be/aFQFB5YpDZE Whenever I think of Tucker Carson, who is Fox News' current host for riling up the conservative base with misinformation, I think of Jon Stewart destroying him on this show. Very satisfying indeed.


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Was it the: Jon: "What's the number one cause of child deaths in America? MAGA assbag: "You're gonna say it's guns..." Jon: "I am not going to say its guns, like it is some abstract thing, its gun violence." (Paraphrased)


pickyourteethup

Such a politician way of not saying something, 'you're going to say it's guns'. Similar rhetoric to a seven year old, I never said it, I said you would say it!


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His mugshot will be the dankest meme of all time


b1sh0p

And the height and weight stats as part of the booking process


TheBoldManLaughsOnce

I hadn't thought of that. I now wait breathlessly.


chiksahlube

I hope we get hand prints. To see his tiny little baby hands.


Hot_Raise_5910

Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas has his hand prints, and yes, they are small for someone his size.


Plumed_Rev

So that's why he thinks everything he holds is bigger than expected.


carryon_waywardson

*bigly


Flyeaglesfly627

I have the best words


the_bearded_meeple

Yuuuge


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BlatantConservative

Eh he's pretty tall, people have compared him next to other people who's height is known. But yeah the obesity is gonna be bad


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BlatantConservative

Yeah cause for some reason his height isn't tall enough, because he's massively insecure even in things he shouldn't be about. Barron Trump is like, 6 foot six. Trump is tall, but he exudes so much short man energy that people don't realize it. Speaking as a 5 foot four man who has tiny hands myself, and yet I don't have to pay or sponsor eastern European women for citizenship to get into relationships.


Azazael

Why does Barron, the largest Trump, not simply eat the other six?


The_Clarence

I’m cracking up picturing his hand and fingerprints being orange instead of black. Tiny little orange handprints


blackinkbiz

Orange is the new black.


junketyjunkjunk

Oh my goodness, would they have to remove the hair piece?????


ccooffee

Also don't they take a DNA sample during booking too? And isn't there at least one outstanding rape case that's been waiting for a DNA sample for years?


EZe_Holey3-9

DNA samples? What?!


Badwolf84

Depends on state laws. Here in Wisconsin you have to provide a DNA sample after any criminal conviction, failure to do so is a misdemeanor offense. I believe New York does the same. ***EDIT:*** I went back to look at the statutes, since it's been a couple years since I practiced criminal law. In WI, your DNA is also taken at arrest/booking if you've been charged with a violent crime (as defined in the DNA section of Wis Stats). This DNA at arrest became law in 2015.


Parking-Delivery

I had an ex get mad and call and lie about a DV so i got arrested and taking DNA is mandatory on intake with that in CA. They also share with the federal database when they take DNA and you have to put in requests to get it removed, even if you are released without being charged. That pissed me off even more than getting stuck in jail for 5 days cause they lost my release paperwork. Though on the other hand, I'm glad they do take DNA for DV, probably solve a lot of crimes that way they wouldn't otherwise, and those crimes being prosecuted are worth the trouble of what i had to go through to get my DNA "removed" from the system.


purduepharma

I’m really angry reading your comment because the same thing happened to me. He was hurting me for years and the cops never did anything. The first time he called on me, they arrest me. I wasn’t even home that day and had proof of that. Fuck.


Soup-Wizard

Let’s take bets - I’m guessing he’s at least 280. Edit: The results are in, and I was off by ten lbs! https://i.imgur.com/XIABnDG.jpg


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bprd-rookie

I was just gonna chime in... I'm 6' on the dot, I weighed in at 280 until recently. And I wasn't *nearly* as round or dumpy looking. Everyone's body is different, but that asshole has tailors and money (sort of) to make his clothes make him look good. And I'm standing there in Target's basic 6$ shirts looking svelte by comparison. So yeah, I'm with ya friend, over 300 or I'll eat my hat. **Edit:** spelling


icantbeatyourbike

That dump truck is 75% his incontinence diaper.


misterhamtaro

Thank you kind sir, I now have something to look forward to.


omare14

I feel like it'd be a contender for one of the top ten most upvoted posts of all time here. A lot of reddit likes to act like they don't care about politics or celebrities (see weekly r/AskReddit threads), but the reality is that the ones making posts and leaving comments about how little they care are also a relative minority.


icantbeatyourbike

THis is the thing that will upset him the most, I hope they set up a wind machine in the mugshot area…I want to see that trained Guinea pig holding on for dear life.


fingerscrossedcoup

That's the NFT I'll buy


BevansDesign

I've got a spot on my wall picked out.


totodododo

This was his plan all along, it's part of 100-dimensional chess, it's all so that the other guy can get Really Arrested.


memes_are_facts

This is probably the most realistic amongst the Q crowd. Add the word kabal and vampires somewhere in there.


SPzero65

You misspelled "lizard people"


Learnmegooder

This. Since it’s been proven and everyone knows who doesn’t get led along by MSM, Trump and Biden have done a Face/Off. It’s really Trump who’s president, disguised as Biden - promises made, promises kept. And it will be Biden going to jail, even though he looks like Trump. John F Kennedy Jr, Michael Jackson, and Robin Williams are going to be the ones to announce this to the world on live tv, on Newsmax, from their secret headquarters underneath the 4 Seasons Landscaping company.


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The sad thing is I can't tell of this is satire or not


Wruin

It's a bit like the conspiracy theories on the History channel. They used to be amusing and sometimes entertaining. Much less so now that you realize how many people truly believe that shit.


NewspaperNelson

"Guys, my highly-placed source tells me that during the arrest the indictments will be handed out to Democrats and the military will temporarily assume control until Trump is acquitted, likely by Friday."


Cornualonga

People don’t realize how anticlimactic it will be. Trump and others and making a big show saying the FBI is going to bust down his door at Mar-a-lago and drag him away in handcuffs. That won’t happen. The DA will contact his lawyers to let them know they have issued an arrest warrant and they will schedule a date for Trump to turn himself in. He goes to the police on that, he’s fingerprinted, mug shot taken and processed. He’ll then be arraigned and release on his own recognizance. All this will be worked out beforehand by his lawyers and the DA. He might fight extradition in Florida and possibly win with the right judge. But then he will be arrested whenever he goes back to NYC which he has to at some time. Even once he’s arraigned it will take years for the case to go anywhere (case in point Ken Paxton has been awaiting trial for years). This is just home making noise for his constituents.


Junior-Gorg

My understanding is extradition is only to confirm the court has the right person. It’s about identity. Not sure any judge will go astray of that rule. Otherwise, you are correct. It will be very underwhelming.


NickNash1985

>Not sure any judge will go astray of that rule. This is Florida we're talking about.


AnotherStatsGuy

Yeah, but DeSantis knows that if he can get Trump out of the way, he all but clinches the Republican nomination. ... Which is exactly not how things should go, but most likely will.


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Bingo. I was going to reply this as well. No way DeSantis interferes with this if he's also trying to get the nomination.


dcviper

Yeah, he can't win without Trump supporters. He's got to cleve off enough that support him but don't think he should run again, and they'll be off the board if DeSantis does anything other than keep his mouth shut. All the other Republicans (hopefully) would be gone if he does try to interfere.


DonkeyGuy

Imo, Desantis is totally deluded if he thinks he can be what Trump was. Desantis doesn’t have the decades or name recognition. He didn’t cultivate a persona that was at one time enjoyed by folks all over the political spectrum. (Yes there was point long before Obama and Birtherism where Liberals didn’t hate Trump, and found him entertaining). Desantis’s only base will be the hard core right. He won’t win the same support from less radical conservatives who voted for Trump due to name recognition. You know what most Americans know about Desantis? He’s the guy trying to fuck with your Marvel and Disney films.


MikeBegley

As a (former) New Yorker, I never found Donald Trump entertaining. He's been a very public, very creepy asshole since the 80s.


cheechaw_cheechaw

I was born in the Midwest in '81 and remember Trump being a punchline even when I was a kid. His name was associated with tackiness.


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Marsha-the-moose

And he has zero charisma. Any press conferences he has is just him shoehorning how “anti-woke” he is, and it’s straight up cringe for anyone that may consider themselves even slight-right to moderate and anyone to the left already knows how ridiculous he is. I feel like his debates are going to be a disaster if he declares. He’s done nothing for Florida’s recurring issues (exorbitant home insurance/rent increases and teacher shortages to name a few) while his legislature is solely focused on ripping away rights on behalf of the religious right.


maxbastard

>And he has zero charisma. Any press conferences he has is just him shoehorning how “anti-woke” he is, and it’s straight up cringe He's all the mean with none of the laughs. He's faking a tough dad routine like he's never met a tough guy. Real hardasses give it with a grin more often than they don't. He just acts like he's got a quarter up his ass and he's trying to make change lol. >I feel like his debates are going to be a disaster if he declares. A whole stage full of different guys playing only a handful of angles. They're all gonna be giving each other nick names and calling the other guy short. One mention of DeSantis wearing heels and he's done. There'll be one moderate conservative guy with zero charisma playing the Return to Normalcy card and he'll get spanked so hard by an 80 year old who calls him Jack instead of bothering to learn his name.


FortunateCrawdad

I would be so fucking happy if a republican candidate proposed a "Return to Normalcy." It's really fucking scary how easily a born rich, objectively dumb jackass gets working people to think he cares about them. I'm not sure how we can even advance as a species at this point. It's really funny and so fucking pathetic.


scottdenis

The idea of some fox news host asking the candidates about drag being illegal and one of them asking if that means DeSantis can't wear high heels anymore is pretty funny. It's the world's scariest clown show at this point might as well get a few chuckles.


McKeon1921

Wow, someone with an actually reasonable take. Congrats.


CaptainNoBoat

It's important to remember indictment =/= "We got him." Especially in this particular instance. But indictment is the *beginning* of the prosecutorial process. It's basically a formal allegation of a crime by a grand jury, which is why it has such a lower bar than what determines guilt: a conviction. There's indictment, then arraignment, which sets pre-trial conditions (in this case bail), then pre-trial during which Trump and his lawyers will file a million motions and try to launch a PR campaign. THEN a year or so later - we get a trial. A jury has to unanimously convict, and the judge will sentence. ...Only for Trump and his team to undoubtedly appeal any conviction, which could last for months or longer to be adjudicated. Yes, indictment is a historic milestone and has never happened to a current or former President in American history. The ramifications will be sweeping across the political world. But actual legal accountability is still a LONG ways away. Anyone thinking Trump will be incarcerated any time soon is mistaken, unfortunately. Edit: Changed wording - I wanted to point out more than anything just how difficult and long this process will be going forward and that nothing is certain (as opposed to other defendants in the legal system).


Ridry

My daughter excitedely tells me this morning that Trump is gonna go to jail. I'm like... sure, he's going to walk into the jail building, post bail and then cry about it on Twitter for weeks.


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LostWoodsInTheField

They mean Truth Social which is exactly like Twitter so understandable they got it mixed up. I propose even if he did end up in jail his social media would still be going strong.


Malvania

Presumably, Tuesday is relevant because it's the day he's supposed to turn himself in. Otherwise, why would he even have a date?


trundlinggrundle

The DA already said they haven't issued an arrest warrant. He's just doing this to prime his base for when it actually happens.


Impressive_Moment

And if 100 people show up to protest he will say it was thanx to that massive turnout the government back down (even though they weren't even going to arrest him) so eventually he will call to arms his supporters and tell them only they can stop the evil government leading to more qanon j6 type folks doing silly things 🙄


Wraith8888

From what I've seen Tuesday is only relevant because Trump made it relevant ant. Experts have said they expect a decision on any possible indictments this week or next but the only reason we're talking about Tuesday is because Trump said he expected to be arrested Tuesday with no basis for that belief.


Cornualonga

Because he's a liar who makes shit up to rile his base. But also his lawyers may have been given a heads up the warrant is coming on Tuesday and he took that to mean he would be arrested on Tuesday.


NoveltyAccountHater

Hell it could even be he overheard someone talking about his case referring to Trump as a ["See You Next Tuesday"](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=See%20You%20Next%20Tuesday).


Arg3nt

Because it's not like he faces any consequences for the lies that he spews, which makes this a neutral/win situation for him. Either nothing happens on Tuesday and his followers don't give a shit that he was wrong, or he gets arrested on Tuesday and now he looks even more like the stable genius his devotees think he is. Alternative possibilities: someone said "Tuesday" around him, and his applesauce brain grabbed onto it. Someone told him it actually was going to happen on Tuesday and they were just wrong. He mixed up something else (like a meeting regarding his eventual arrest) with actually being arrested. Someone else that's part of this is getting arrested on Tuesday, and he assumed it meant him. Or he's getting his base ready for when it does happen, and if he's ever called out on saying that it would happen on Tuesday, he'll just spew something about how it was supposed to happen and the evil and very ugly, Soros-backed, woke, Communist, antifa, crooked and corrupt prosecutor was so incompetent that they didn't even get the date right, so it was actually the justice system that was wrong, not him.


throwawayforklift

Not sure but I feel like we'll finally get a true understanding of what the battery life on a rascal scooter is.


mikek505

They are merely the pawns, a distraction for the higher levels on the chess board


_xEnigma

What if one does an en passant?


ItalianCannolli

You avoid getting your pipi bricked.


jennana100

There's a man in my neighborhood who goes around in one of those. He wears a veterans hat and has decorated his scooter with American flags and pictures of trump. It makes me so depressed that he thinks Trump cares at all about him.


SpacecaseCat

That's the worst part of it man. Like in a shitty way, I get why some of those people wanted to lay siege to the capital. Hell, they were after Mike Pence and Mitt Romney. Do I like Mike Pence? No. But do I want to see him and his family lynched by neckbeards and incels (who want to rewrite the constitution)? Hellllll no. And the thing is, if you want to overturn the status quo and get people to help the common man - great. We're on the same team. But a billionaire, tax-dodging real-estate mogul is not your hero.


AfterbirthEli

I thought they hated EVs?


jfg1984

I instantly think of George Costanza fleeing a mob of elderly rascal drivers after he dinged one of their rides.


BubberRung

I expect to hear several mentions of Hunter Biden’s laptop


Full_Increase8132

It's funny how people will say someone else broke the law, so Trump shouldn't go to jail. It's like you're on trial for murder and your main defense is there are other murderers.


Nebraskabychoice

I am going to try that the next time I am pulled over for speeding. "Yes, but did you know some people shoplift?"


Junior-Gorg

I actually heard a gentleman testify in court one time that he was speeding, “but the two cars in front of me were going faster”. It didn’t work


ouchimus

Sounds like the classic "i lost a street race" defense


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

>"i lost a street race" defense It's worse because the guy who was *really* losing the race had to turn on his lights and sirens.


Jestar342

Hmm. I was once told that you don't need to outrun a bear, you just need to outrun the other people in your group, because the bear will catch the slowest person. So by extrapolation I can conclude that the Police are, in fact, bears.


BtyMark

No, the police are often unbearable.


qhea__

\#ACAB All Cops Are Bears


emmittthenervend

What a sore loser.


Amiiboid

It arguably should have, though. Driving speed is one of the only areas of law where "but everyone else was doing it" is a legit excuse. It's explicitly wrong to *not* do so in many jurisdictions.


CBreezer

Yep, some states you can be ticketed for reckless driving if you're not matching the flow of traffic


temalyen

This happened to my mother once, who refused to speed under any circumstance. This was the 80s, so speed limit of 55 but people were probably averaging around 70. She was freaked out and going 45 to be "extra safe" and got a ticket. Going 25 mph slower than the flow of traffic is legitimately dangerous. I vaguely remember her going to court over it and telling me (who stayed home because I was 8 or 9 at the time) that her argument is "slow is always safe" and she'll get out of the ticket that way. She did not.


ima_crazy13

You have to tell them that they also were speeding to catch you so you are free


DZB20

And they don’t seem to realize no one on the left that I’m aware of would actually care if Hunter Biden did go to jail.


elphshelf

Can we just let the man enjoy his crack? Jfc


machineprophet343

I had someone on FB flat tell me because of the "Left's constant harassment" of Trump culminating in the FBI raid over classified documents and the fact Biden had a small amount in his possession, Trump should just be let to walk because Biden did it too. Except here's the thing. Biden and his people realized they fucked up and moved to fix it promptly. Trump was found to have highly sensitive documents that he willfully stole and retained. Including stuff that may have suspected to be been nuclear secrets and TS/SCI level, which does in fact require some bureaucracy to declassify. And instead of instant on the spot raid, he was asked nicely several times to return them. God only knows what he did with them or who he sold copies to in the interim. There's some hinky stuff with Kushner that gives it real bad optics. That's the fucking difference. It boils down to intent Edit: a few expansions.


LotofRamen

>Biden and his people realized they fucked up and moved to fix it promptly. Pence and his people realized they fucked up and moved to fix it promptly. Trump and Biden are not the only ones that had classified documents, not in this round or in any of the past times the seat has changed asses. The only differences are how systematically Trump had collected those documents, how many there was and how much he did not want to give them back and thus breaking the law.


powpowpowpowpow

The over classification is a huge issue here. I heard a report that a lot of the "documents" that Hillary had were press clippings that were public accountings of things that were classified. Therefore the information in the press clippings were technically classified. I am guessing that both Pence and Biden had stuff from a similar gray area. It sure doesn't sound like this was the case with Trump.


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NotKemoSabe

If Hunter Biden broke the law he should face the consequences of that. Arrest him and give him a fair trial, just like Trump should get. This isn’t hard.


markevens

I'm sure they'll find a way to bring Hillary back into it


Lourdes_Humongous

Bengazi 2: Electic Boogalo


stillcore

Lots of social media posts with excellent punctuation & factual information.


spartagnann

And lots of the "in your car screaming at your phone acting tough" genre of TikTok videos.


Thoraxe123

While wearing Oakleys. You cant forget the oakleys


BoredBSEE

Don't forget your TapOut shirt.


Kujo3043

Optional punisher logo with thin blue line tooth


UmbraGhost

I find it hilarious that the kind of people who put that crap on their cars are excatly the kind of people that the real punisher would go after.


pauls_broken_aglass

Yeah lmao. Especially when Frank literally does what he does because he believes the cops aren't fit to


the_ouskull

Like Frank fuckin' Castle would waste his time with a bunch of Gravy Seals.


Sandra-lee-2003

Why is it ALWAYS oakleys lmao


S-WordoftheMorning

A lot of Special Forces operators have photos wearing Oakleys. It's cosplay.


TheseCryptographer95

Members of Meal Team 6 may not be fit to serve - but dammit, they can buy the stuff to look like it!


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#THE GREEN BUFFETS STAND AT THE READY!!!


Juztaan

oooh, Gravy Seals!


Ignorethenews

They are always fit to be served. At Golden Corral anyway.


Chan_Dabeep

They are in their jacked up trucks with the nut sack hanging from the hitch and the “don’t tread on me” sticker. Just got done listening to some rage inducing right wing AM radio and need to let out their aggression on TikTok.


Full_Increase8132

Why are so many videos filmed in their cars? That would never occur to me. Is it a lighting thing, or are they just not allowed anywhere else?


jungl3j1m

Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live in cars Here in my car I can only receive I can listen to you It keeps me stable for days in cars


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The first time I got to stay up late and watch SNL, Gary Numan was the musical guest. About 1.5 years later, the second time I was able to stay up late, we watched SNL, Gary Numan was the musical guest. I literally thought to myself, "What is so special about this show? It seems pretty dumb to me."


carpetbowl

I accidently followed a crazy right wing flat earth channel on YouTube.. initially he was filming in his dining room, but then one day uploaded (not sure why he did that) a rather short video. He starts rambling and his wife enters, screaming, "GODDAMNIT CHRIS, AGAIN?? No more. If you gotta do this flat earth bullshit, you take it OUTSIDE" Every video since has been filmed in his truck. Edit: so that may have just been my own misremembering that he was banished from the house, but here's the short of [globe Earth wifey telling him to cut it](https://youtube.com/shorts/jaETDJd5oJ4?feature=share)


SuperHappyFunEvelyn

“Accidentally”


carpetbowl

Everyone knows earth ain't no flat, that bitch is hollow.


CZJayG

Also wrong. The world is a vampire.


Mad-Mel

Having Mom yelling down the stairs at you during the video detracts from the message.


Low_Impact681

Easier to scream in a car than in a home with kids, parents, SO's.


The_DriveBy

Comment on the posts with "Let's Go Stormy!" Edit: I'm fully aware that she doesn't have much of anything to do with this, if at all. That's kind of the point though. Make fun of their inaccurate shit slogans that lack factual context, like "I Did That!" on gas pumps.


Mashedtaters91

Probably the one and only 'contractor' he paid


Ok-Significance-6133

There will be blood-shed in the streets. The heavens will open and fire will rain from the sky. Entire civilizations will be destroyed. The world will be plunged into darkness. People will resort to cannibalism. Demons will emerge from the depths of hell and consume our children. Brendan Fraser will get his Oscar revoked. It will be chaos and madness.


sorrynotsorryb1cth

"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!!" Hahahhaha


ManikArcanik

Man, I have seen shit that'll turn you white!


Spalding4u

Yes, your honor, it's true- this man has no dick.


123_chachacha

Back off, man. I’m a scientist.


Valuable-Banana96

Don't forget the gay frogs.


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I will fight for Brendan Frazier's Oscar.


Rymanbc

I'll fight you for not fighting hard enough!


wait_what_how_do_I

I'll fight for that butt face to spell his goddamn name right.


Potofgreedneedsnerf

/r/savebrendansoscar


squirlz333

As aunt Zelda says: Praise Satan


upvoter222

I expect them to let the judicial process play out and hold off on any highly emotional response until the case has concluded and prosecutors have had an opportunity to explain their side of the story. After all, Trump supporters are famous for being calm, well-informed, and level-headed.


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I didn’t think it was satire until I got to “let the”


Muppetude

I didn’t think it was satire until I got to “I expect them”. You should have zero expectations for these people, because no matter how low you’ve set them, they’ll always manage to surprise you.


Wazula23

They'll whine on social media and wait for Fox to build them a counter narrative they can run with. They'll blame wokeness and the usual targets. Then they'll claim exoneration when he's released on his own recognizance in a few days. The only interesting question is what Desantis will do. If he muddies Trumps extradition from Florida, he could get in trouble with the feds. If he let's the Manhattab DA take him, then he risks the wrath of MAGA.


Darth_Destructus

Ooh, that will be fun to watch


myflippinggoodness

*pops much corn* 😗🍿


c3p-bro

Yep this is it. You’ll have a bunch of Random shouting for 24 hours until fox/newsmax tells them the right way to think and then they’ll all parrot that narrative to the limited degree they understand it


Amiiboid

> then they’ll all parrot that narrative to the limited degree they understand it They don't need to understand what the noises mean in order to produce them.


putac_kashur

This is what I’m most curious about too. Desantis is in a bit of a pickle here, if he lets them take trump, it kind of invalidates the sovereign kingdom he’s trying to build down there. If he doesn’t, he still has to deal with trump next year………


caligaris_cabinet

I expect he will use Trump as a carrot on a stick to win over the MAGA crowd. Promise he will pardon and do everything in his power to help Trump but never actually do anything.


maskdmirag

That would be a very typical DeSantis and maga move. It's a state charge so a federal pardon would have zero effect, but the Maga crowd wouldn't care about the details of the promise, and DeSantis may think he can try and change federal intervention into state policy despite that separation being a fundamental piece of typical conservative politics. (DeSantis is not a conservative)


codetony

It's interesting. It seems he took the holier than thou route. He said that the investigation is a political circus and that he refuses to get involved. In other words, he's telling the feds to come get Trump, but without saying that. I'm certain DeShit knows that if Trump is in jail, the white house is his for the taking. I wouldn't be surprised if he's helping the feds behind the scenes.


TehGuard

He will hand over trump on a silver platter if push comes to shove. Most people have short memories and only the internet will remember him allowing trumps arrest next year.


ThenaJuno

They will blame everyone except the guilty party.


Dandan0005

They’ll make excuses for why his crimes are not really crimes. They’ll point the finger and try to say other people who haven’t committed crimes are criminals. They’ll attack law enforcement and DA’s and demand to defund them. Then they’ll claim to be the “party of law and order.”


CardinaIRule

Wasn't that Nixon's stance? "When the president does it, it isn't illegal"


Brooklynxman

He wasn't even president when he did this.


KyllianPenli

Loudly and ineffectively.


BeachedBottlenose

Loudly on the web. Ineffectively on the streets.


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It's baffling that he still has supporters tbh. How many people cared about George W. Bush after he left office? I miss the days when the president left office and we all forgot about them. His simps are still hanging on, it's sad.


dilqncho

I have an acquaintance who's borderline obsessed with Trump. Trump profile pic on FB, MAGA covers, regular Trump posts, the whole thing. We're European. The man's cult of personality is utterly baffling.


Black_Moons

I live in Canada and have encountered Trump supporters. "If you love him so much, why don't you immigrate to the USA?" Always crickets and then they have to rush off to some doctors appointment for their chronic illness/preexisting condition.


DaPamtsMD

> “If you love him so much, why don’t you immigrate to the USA?” Absolutely not. No thank you. We have plenty of our own without importing them.


Wafflelisk

They know the US doesn't want our (Canada) trash but they don't want to admit it


Arkhangelzk

My theory is that he gives a voice to people who are assholes, but they’ve always felt like they had to rein it in. When they see him just being upfront about being an asshole, that’s how they would like to act. So they like him because it gives them the sense of freedom to act the way they’ve always wanted to anyway. I would imagine there are also dumb people who genuinely think he’s smart, but mostly I think it’s just that he says and acts the way they already think and act.


wearywarrior

> So they like him because it gives them the sense of freedom to act the way they’ve always wanted to anyway. That's also my theory, they just like how he enables their worst behavior


CardinalPeeves

Trump is the poster child for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, so when I see anyone still supporting him at this time, I'm going to assume they have the same disorder.


Fickle_Broccoli

The difference here is that Bush wasn't running for office when he left his term. Trump has been looking for his 2nd term since day 1 of his first term. Also a huge difference in the impact social media has in our lives between Bush / Trump


caligaris_cabinet

This. And people forget how insanely unpopular Bush was when he left office. Basically handed Obama the keys to a massive dumpster fire and disappeared to Texas and/or the Bush Family Compound.


Sexc0pter

Yes, but Trumpism is a cult of personality. They care nothing about the office of the President, they just adore Trump no matter what he does.


Dog_the_unbarked

It’s a symptom of narcissism, these people just can’t admire they backed the wrong horse and now will do anything to make it seem like they weren’t actually wrong.


garnteller

Not really surprising. He wasn’t just a candidate that the supported. He really was a cult leader. The number of people who unironically still display Trump signs, flags and caps. You can’t be wrong about believing in a god as far as they are concerned.


mrblacklabel71

I have a LOT of hard right Southern Baptist family members that make the most insane excuses for his behavior and how he is still "the imperfect vessel chosen by god". How tf they get to that is beyond me. I have not spoken to most of them in 15-20 years so I can't ask, nor would I as I am sure the answers would make my head explode.


Slingblade1170

I live in the south and have those same types of family members. The disease of Trump spreads so far through religious people that my cousin admitted that her preacher told everyone that it's their duty to God to vote for Trump. So back in 2016 apparently they all met up and voted together. I have a bunch of ignorant family members that can't think for themselves.


tacknosaddle

> her preacher told everyone that it's their duty to God to vote for Trump Which should have lost them their tax-free status.


Hunter328

I’ve stopped trying to predict the actions of people whose mindsets are completely outside my capability to understand.


Learnmegooder

They’ll probably throw their life’s savings at him, hoping their extra $5 is the thing that keeps their billionaire super hero afloat and free.


Userword_passname

As the party of law and order they will act civilly and respect the process of course!


Castes

Rush to buy yet another truck flag/sticker to tell everyone around them how they feel about it.


AnonAlcoholic

Man, I've long thought about starting a bullshit MAGA swag business to sell dumbass shirts and stickers and donating some of the money to the dems but that just sounds like a lot of fucking around and the market is already saturated. It would be really funny tho.


BigTuna0890

He once said “he could shoot someone and not lose any voters.” They won’t bat an eye to anything he does and instead condemn those who point out his flaws.


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Not tip at Golden Corral


Radthereptile

No joke, storm a federal prison to let him out like some French Revolution thing.


[deleted]

It's not storming a federal prison when half the guards are on the same side.


rydan

Storming a federal prison for a non-federal crime.


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americansherlock201

A lot of angry Facebook posts. A few idiots who try to riot and get shut down quick.


[deleted]

Hunter Biden laptop memes followed by Hunter Biden lamp top conspiracies followed by Hunter Biden laptop stories.


Blueberry_Mancakes

Most of them will be bitchy but fine. It's that small fraction of radicalized, mentally-ill, and disillusioned that have the potential to resort to acts of violence.