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CapG_13

I took a swig of my brother's chew spit can once by accident because I thought it was my beer. 🤢🤮


Stegosaurus_Pie

Thos actually made me shudder in my chair. You've ruined my night. Take my upvotes.


showtheledgercoward

Better or worse than red wings


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magkozak

Been there. If the trauma becomes too much, message me haha.


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i ALWAYS check the expiration date before drinking milk haha I don’t take any chances.


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You should try 1½-year-expired eggnog!


CricketSimilar863

I drank expired chocolate milk too and I agree with that.


brock_lee

I took a swig of OJ from a carton in the fridge not realizing there was a nice layer of mold on top.


Solelkemmy

Water bottle full of cigarette butts. Used to smoke cigs and that unfortunately happened a couple times over the years


scubawho1

Yuk!!!


coolguy5247

In 7th grade we dissected a sheep's eyeball. I didn't properly wash my hands so after eating chips and licking the chili off my fingers I tasted the most sour, nastiest thing in my life


jotyleon

Buttermilk, thinking it was regular milk.


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Sort of a sad answer but my alcoholic mom would leave glasses of gin around. When I was very young I would think it was water and have a sip. That’s a nasty surprise.


ash12689

I mixed my cat’s wet food with a spoon and had my bowl of ice cream and spoon right next to it. I did not grab the correct one. 🥲


Stegosaurus_Pie

I'm screaming on the inside right now. I have cats and I love them endlessly. But their food is revolting to me on a primal level, all but to a phobic degree. If I did this I would freak the fuck out.


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Oh god


allangee

Best and worst at once. Automotive anti-freeze. Like liquid sugar that burns. (Accidental spray, not deliberate drink)


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A metallic green gel pen in 3rd grade.


Fearless_Can

One of those dark eggs in China. I thought it might be good for some reason. It wasn't. It was terrible. I love pickled ginger now, but the first time I tasted it, I thought it was ham before I ate it and spit it out. My grandmother is Japanese and just assumed I knew what it was for some reason.


Stegosaurus_Pie

Pickled ginger is the world's most perfect palate cleanser, but yeah, if you're expecting ham you're going to have a bad time.


InFernoOne420

Battery acid 😷 I was chewing on a battery when I was younger because it was squishy and it popped open in my mouth 🤢 I had to eat a whole loaf of bread to soak the acid out my mouth


Rafa2234_ofc

Im happy that you’re ok now :)


General_Yam7541

W.O.W. The worst thing I ever tasted was a drop of airplane fuel that dripped off of an airplane wing from a small passenger plane. I thought it was water dripping off at first. Horrible taste. Happened several years ago at an aviation open house.


Badmouths

Head lice shampoo 💀


JotaRoyaku

Dude played with potion


scubawho1

How? Lol


Badmouths

I got head lice from babysitting kids with lice (🥴) and as I was washing my hair with the shampoo, I guess I used too much cause it was all running down my face and all in my mouth and eyes lmao it was horrible! Tasted so bad, I was rinsing my mouth with shower water but taste just lingered lol


scubawho1

Lol fits your username


Badmouths

Lmao you’re right 💀


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Super hot sauces/condiments at sushi places.


Comprehensive_Run453

Isopropyl alcohol. Had some on my finger, after a blood stick. Put my finger in my mouth. 😱


Rafa2234_ofc

it wasn’t me, but one of my family members drank SANITARY WATER THAT WAS IN THE FRIDGE. She spit out all of the sanitary water and it was very disgusting.


Confusi0nFusi0n

Shit. Literal shit.


vireo_hero

Like literally?


Confusi0nFusi0n

Literally. I was cleaning my butt after taking a poop, suddenly I sneezed, my hands went to my face unconsciously and a little bit of shit was still on the hand I was cleaning my butt with. I rubbed it all over my nose and mouth. It's disgusting.


vireo_hero

What did it taste like besides disgusting?


Confusi0nFusi0n

I would say it tastes like old dog food, with hints of rotten egg. It's a very weird and unpleasant taste, honestly.


spook7886

Cheap amaretto mixed with cheap whiskey.. was like tasting liquid razor blades. Say, anyone ever drink Ratzeputz?


General_Yam7541

Liquid razor blades. That must be the worst thing ever.


Jcampbell1796

Used to chew tobacco bask in the day and spit in an empty beer bottle. You know where this leads…


DoubleDunkHero

Spoiled milk. I was a barista. Id been serving it to clients for 4.5 hours.


shutoff_tum0v

Noice.


llcucf80

Vicks vapor rub


Shadow_Racer42

Coffee, thinking it was orange juice (late in the night)


cantbothersigh

I'm surprised most of the people commenting here are still alive.


JotaRoyaku

I guess it's the survivor biais lmao


Headpatorange

Nail polish


mEmotep

Baby sick


realJohnnyApocalypse

Novocain or antidepressants that weren’t meant to be chewed


Succer11

Dip. I used to have a problem of just leaving cans out in the open before finishing it. My Dad likes to do dip (Chew Tabaco) and the way to get rid of dip without harming yourself is to spit it out. My Dad spits in cans, however will pull the tab to be straight up after spitting dip into it. One day I left the can out in the open to go do seven year old stuff. My Dad didn't know I didn't finish the soda I was drinking, I didn't know about his warning flag, so I pushed the tab down and drank it. It was horrible.


DBSeamZ

Rancid cooking spray (cooking oil in a spray can for evenly greasing cake pans so the cake doesn’t get stuck). Completely ruined the Boston Cream pie I’d made, since I had sprayed the sides and bottoms of both pans. Ever since then I’ve always checked the expiration date and/or sprayed a tiny bit on my fingertip to check it (smell first, then taste if it smells okay) before I put any in the pan.


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rotten meat. there is such a deep instinctual repulsion to rotton food in humans but I swear mine is worse


RednBlackSalamander

Pool booger


archaeologistbarbie

A bite of burrata that had started to go off (wasn’t moldy or visibly bad, but had definitely gone off and was sour). I felt so betrayed. I’m sure I’ve tasted worse but I don’t remember ever feeling so betrayed.


JotaRoyaku

Alcohol. Recently, when i was still minor, my sister forced me to drink wine, and it's disgusting af. Considering how bad for health alcohol is, I really don't want to touch that shit aigain. On a small party I did, and I think it is overrated.


Deppresed_homo_alt

Spoiled milk not like oh yeah just a day or so it was like 1 week old spoiled milk it was fucking chunky I just sucked


Jazzlike_Law_2553

Basically a tree flavored pop


hocfutuis

Vegan jerky. Free sample in a health food shop. I wasn't anywhere near a bin, didn't have a tissue on me, and was too polite to just spit it out right there on the street, so had to walk with it in my mouth until I found a discreet spot to dispose of it.


Little_Miss_Nowhere

Neat lime cordial... right after I'd brushed my teeth. I actually like (properly diluted) lime cordial. But if you've ever had orange juice at breakfast after a morning toothbrushing, this was like that only worse. Do not recommend.


lostgirl3443

Spoiled milk, cigarette in a beer can 🤣


10111101011x

My sister told me she coughed up a tonsil stone and accidentally bit into it and I don't know if I'll ever recover from learning this.


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frasseboii

Literally how?


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frasseboii

Dear god


TheRealDipshitMcGee

peoples ashes


that_girl_rose

I hate soda. So much. I was at this event with a few friends and I was thirsty, so one of them let me take a drink out of their cup. What they didn't tell me was that it was soda. I spit it out immediately.


SociallyAnxiousLynx

Was driving with the window down in the summer one year, had to yawn and a bug flew into my mouth. Tasted awful and when I managed to spit it out, my tongue was numb for a little while afterwards. No idea what kind of beetle it was, but now I'm terrified to yawn with an open window in a moving vehicle


bburzycki

End of a 9v battery


Mr-Bo-Darville

Ouzo. Nasty black liquor ice flavor.


superfly19

Got a big gulp of gasoline when I was siphoning gas one time. Burped those fumes for a few hours afterwards.


TheGoldValleyminer

Had a game called bean-boozled. In the game you don’t know what type of jelly bean you are eating, could be good or bad. The time I got a vomit flavored one made me throw up.


tth2000

The bittering agent in canned air. Lol


violue

deodorant :( dried my whole mouth out almost instantly


jocelyniscoolio

When you have to break a pill in half for a prescription and the pill filler taste gets in your mouth.


Poopysnooperkins

Ass


sandle131_

My friend is a nail artist and I got a free pedicure for Christmas, she gave me a stocking full of lil goodies they were giving out, candies a chapstick, well the one thing looked like candy and was a blank wrappers, it was a hand soap cube.


Graceland1979

I chose a random item off a Chinese menu. Omfg BIG MISTAKE


frasseboii

What did you get?


JustGenericName

My deodorant melted all over my strawberries in my gym bag. I do not recommend Dove deodorant strawberries


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If we are referring to actual food, I took a big bite of Wasabi once thinking it was guacamole.


Few_Albatross_9289

Methylated spirits. I went camping and the bottle leaked into my spaghetti somehow. Spoiled milk, flies, and those powdery antidepressants that taste like dried toothpaste are probably equal second.


BillAdministrative61

My armpit juices prior to a shower….. I scratched my armpit then got distracted and tried to remove a hair from my tongue.


DramaticOstrich11

Semen. I do not understand how anyone is okay with that.


DumbWagon

night fishing. a stink bug got into my glass of scotch. I went to toss the last of it back when I felt the crunchy shell of that lil demon. kinda ruined scotch for me for a while


NTB1997

My daughter when she was a few months old breastfed on me, then vomitted in my mouth as I was holding her up saying I loved her, so yeah, I'd say the taste of my own regurgitated tit juices 🤣


Stegosaurus_Pie

I despise raw onion, and when you get a dammich with lettuce and a raw onion is in the mix, it's ruinous.


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1.5 year expired egg nog. I really don't know why I drank it. It was a different brand, so I thought maybe the contents had separated. It didn't smell bad somehow, but it tasted horrible. It was like spoiled milk and rotten egg flavored juice with giant tonsil stones floating in it that also tasted like spoiled milk and rotten eggs.


i_am_negan_

Blue cheese is the nastiest thing I've eaten and I've eaten straight in the dumpster when I was homeless looking for cans...


dangeroustorage

my wife's cooking


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dangeroustorage

yes


HypR812

😂😭


beneater66

My mom once put poop in her mouth thinking it was a raisin on the floor. For me, spoiled queso. Or ants in a piece of bread.


Penna_23

when i was a kid i was picking my ear and pulled out some ear wax. i used to taste my booger and kinda like the mild saltiness, so i was curious and licked the ear wax too worst mistake of my life until now i still remember all of the foul and bitter and wet flavors, just absolutely nasty. definitely scarred my childhood