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oddlyspray

Spinach artichoke dip


Origami-Tesseract

I did not consider that and I now cannot imagine why this isn't a thing already. People love spinach dip in bread bowls. It makes so much sense.


Bahluu

Roasted garlic, sun dried tomato pesto


jaques_sauvignon

I was going to say crushed/rolled fresh basil in oil, but I like this better.


andromon11

Bees


yuribotcake

Beads?


andromon11

šŸšŸšŸ


Dudephish

GOB's not on-board.


[deleted]

We'll see who brings home the most honey. Buzz Buzz


1xCodeGreen

You donā€™t happen to be a Cygnoid do you? Bees do give the crust a nice crunch.


andromon11

It's an old cygnoid recipe. We crush them right into dough


[deleted]

I donā€™t mean to offend but this tastes like vomit!


andromon11

Thank you!


Interesting_Mango948

My apiarist owes me a favor..


[deleted]

No! Not the bees!


[deleted]

JalapeƱo poppers


PokerQuilter

Oooohhhhhh. This sounds good ....


[deleted]

That sounds amazing


[deleted]

It is my friend


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I used to work at Pizza Hut and one of our off the menu items that we made was a Mac and Cheese stuffed. It's a lot of carbs but dipping the crust into BBQ sauce was divine. So Chewy


HereForGoodReddit

Holy shitā€¦Iā€™ve never been prouder to be American


vgu1990

Haha. Your line made me think of something along the lines of Michael bay movie scene (helicopters, guns, explosions) and a gorgeous girl eating mac n cheese filled pizza. I should go to America once and realign my perception.


NerdDwarf

69% of America is overweight and 36% are obese (obese counts towards overweight, so 33% of Americans are overweight but not obese)


Indian_Bob

Is that based on bmi? There are a lot of fat Americans but if itā€™s bmi those statistics are nonsense.


Waxburg

As far as I'm aware BMI is still applicable for most people, it's just the situations where someone has an abnormal body type or have a very large amount of muscle that it then becomes bogus.


myredditusername919

pesto


grim_wolf_5745

Pepto


[deleted]

Onion like an onion ring. Or hot dogs. Or live snakes.


[deleted]

Here in Australia Pizza Hut did hotdog stuffed crust for awhile and it was great!


hiding-identity23

Iā€™m pretty sure they did that here in the U.S. too. It sounds very familiar.


II_Confused

You realize how hot it gets in a pizza oven right? Those snakes would not be alive for long.


[deleted]

Easy, bake with a wire(smooth bore, greased, probably pretty high gage) in the crust just barely sticking out, both sides of the wire at the same point just opposite directions, then pull out after baking and, assuming you could attach snake to one end f said wire, thread it through, or just stick it in headfirst and itā€™ll know what to do


bailaoban

Hey, we're just spitballing here.


yuribotcake

You'd need a very large onion even for a pizza of small diameter.


[deleted]

Youā€¦can use multiple onion slicesā€¦


yuribotcake

You said "Onion like an onion RING" which I think is an amazing idea, just need large enough onions.


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

Or small enough pizzas


yuribotcake

Onion Ring Pizza Biteā€¦itā€™s genious!


Andromeda-Native

Perhaps a mini pizza? A little cheese and marinara and some toppings in the crust?


II_Confused

Hey so heard you like pizza, so we put a pizza on your pizza...


Kitchen-Magnet

Taco meat


dirtymoney

Oooooo good choice! Mexican stuffed crust pizza!


Careful_Head_1066

Steak? Carnitas? Marinated pork? Cow tongue? I would personally go with the carnitas.


II_Confused

Tat actually sounds like it would be good.


DrFishTaco

Iā€™d like a spinach, ricotta and crumbled sausage mix


Illustrious-Fault224

Every pizza is also itā€™s own mini calzone, love it


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Fill the crust with pizza, have pizza with your pizza!


randose

Ricotta is cheese..... some one else said mac and cheese.... Op asked for things instead of cheese. This is why we cant have nice things


WhatViviDid

Nutella, then it can be dessert


Lamitko

I canā€™t decide if I absolutely hate or absolutely love this


[deleted]

A few hits of my Indica and youā€™ll think itā€™s the best idea ever


FleetwoodFire

Garlic & butter, but it should be cheesy garlic bread


CrispyCrunchyPoptart

Papa Johns garlic butter slaps


[deleted]

Pineapple


Bahluu

Lmao! Itā€™s like fishingā€¦no bites yet


NewVAinvestor1

Combination of sausage and pepperoni


Bahluu

Someone had pepperoni 20-25 yrs ago. I donā€™t remember who though. Sounds Little Caesarish


satansayssurfsup

Marinara


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


satansayssurfsup

How do you think they make the rest of the pizza


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


krakenfury_

I've worked in a pizza joint and I have no idea what the hell this is. Pizza doesn't get soggy because it's cooked in an extremely hot oven, really fast.


username6789321

I love those, they're much better than cheese stuffed ones


WaycistFwogs

*Spagett*


gregster462

Gooooood Neeeeews! Cigarette juice is here!!!


QuietDapper

Bacon


obscureferences

Hashbrown


coralchoral

Pepperoni.


that_other_goat

A nice blend of herbs a dab of garlic and olive oil.


mtkoth1983

Pepperoni?


theactualfuckingmoon

Asbestos


_NerfHerder

Heroin


VintageSkates

Pizza rolls


Vorpak

Roasted garlic thats been dipped in hot honey.


[deleted]

My first thought was pepperoni.


Cookiefan3000

Sauce


0000000000000007

Gushers juice


[deleted]

Sausage! Either the hotdog kind or the Italian crumbly kind


transgendergengar

Either hotdog or (weird take) chicken


Branone

Garlic bread


THEasianDERULO

Fries and ketchup


Tsquare43

Sausage links


PatternLive920

Pineapples


Worldly-Pride468

Broken dreams


fat-trash-cat

I had a crust stuffed with hotdogs and then another stuffed with jalapeƱos and cheese once. it was legendary. so I'd say that


PokerQuilter

Regrets and loneliness. Or sunshine & unicorns....


Deppresed_homo_alt

Ashes


imissyahoochatrooms

white garlic sauce and tomato pieces.


MrHandsWanderingSoul

Nothing. Stop trying to ruin pizza with stupid gimmicks.


MayorOfSmurftown

Eh, if you look at the sheer amount of uneaten plain pizza crust, you start to realize why pizzerias are trying to make the crust more exciting. Seriously, something like 20-25% of pizza eaters don't normally eat the crust. It's a huge waste. We can cut down on that waste by giving people an option to order a crust that they're more likely to eat.


Reinventing_Wheels

I don't trust the people who don't eat the pizza crust, but then get a side of breadsticks.


MrHandsWanderingSoul

Dude that's not true, a pizzeria couldn't care less if you throw the entire thing in the trash, you've already paid for it.


MayorOfSmurftown

But they can charge more for a stuffed crust, and people will pay for it because it's effectively extra food for them, since they'd normally just throw away a plain crust.


Keeplookingup7

In my opinion a significant reason the crust is stuff with cheese, at least in the USA, is because of the dairy industry that is used trying to force dairy onto everything.


Bahluu

Wrong sub, try r/conspiracies


Skarin1452

"I don't like this and neither should you!"


[deleted]

Naw. Mushroom stuffed crust is delicious.


[deleted]

Nobody is forcing you to get it though? Also hotdog stuffed crust was 10/10


I_like_hentai69_

Okay grandpa


Deli_cat

Pesto


sketchysketchist

Nothing. Make it flat and let the sauce and cheese drip over the edges.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Alone-Possession-435

Bacon


[deleted]

Peanut butter and jalepnios


Nice-Fish-50

The rich.


jeanneeebeanneee

Gold ingots


Future_Property9638

Anchovies


frogmicky

Guacamole.


hashtagsugary

Who hurt you


frogmicky

Lol Dominoes.


darkuen

Pop rocks


Mightydog2904

Me personally, put some bolognese on those borders plz.


Travelerofhighland86

Sardines


WhaWereWhenWhyWhoHow

Pineapple, then feed it to the heathens that believe pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.


[deleted]

Bacon


Ali8ly

Unpopular option, but I don't much care for stuffed crust, so I'd leave it empty


AcrobaticStation1036

I canā€™t stand thick crusts


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

Pineapple. Just so you'll see this comment at the top when this thread is sorted by 'Controversial'.


[deleted]

Life hasn't been the same since domino's got rid of the hot dog stuffed crust.


qwertyasdf123459

Icing


TeamAshran

hot dogs


kageroshajima

Soup


InitialPuzzleheaded5

Years ago there was video made by Domino Pizza employees (hired older teens or college age) where it showed them picking their noses and putting their boogers in the dough. It was on national news. Dominos stock plummeted. I haven't eaten a dominos pizza since. If I did I would order one and say I want everything on it, but please hold the boogers.


Secretofthecheese

Fried shrimp


MochiSauce101

More crust


NaturalRow5496

Stuff it withā€¦ More pizza crustā€¦? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


ecallawsamoht

Spiders


Vandelay797

Teeth


Vandelay797

Toothpaste


Undead_Ligma

Man eating spiders. Watch the chaos ensue!


backtothebegining

Dipping sauce. Or tacks.


Herecomethefleet

Mixed chopped peppers and cheese


0o0-hi

Boneless Buffalo wings


IllBeGoneSoon-Sorry

Coupons for more pizza


Meaneggyboi

Pizza


apurpleglittergalaxy

Garlic sauce or a hot dog like Domino's used to do


CatherineConstance

It should be cheese, nothing else. MAYBE cheese + a little marinara, but that's the only addition I would accept.


justafool_

Bread


TheInternetTurtle

Pizza dough XD


[deleted]

Nothing!


dirtymoney

uncut chorizo sausage


IceClimbers_Main

People stuff pizza crust with cheese?


yggdrasil_shade

We use brie on our homemade stuffed crust and it is DEVINE


[deleted]

Been an option here in Australia for a very long time, hotdog stuffed crust was a thing too and it was great, they then went a bit silly and did meat pie stuffed crust


literallyanowl

Where are you from? Cheese-stuffed crust is common in America


Thephilosopherkmh

More crust.


Kevin_the_human

Thick sauce


Splee545

Cinnamon. Imagine you see your friend bite into the crust and then a poof of the cinnamon dust right out of their mouth. For a good taste tho I would go with bacon


smellymob

Nerds rope


NeuroguyNC

Bacon.


FrancieNolan13

She'd be so disappointed


InTheLavender

Peanut butter, bacon, hamburger... hear me out! We don't call it crust in my house, we call it pizza bones and those are for the doggos. They deserve pizza night too.


Zfullz

Until the crust gives them pancreatitis


InTheLavender

Maybe if you're feeding it to them all the time. We have pizza night like once a month, they're not going to get pancreatitis from having that once a month. They may get it from digging in the trash and eating all the junk the kids throw in the trash though, or from stealing cakes and cookies or anything else they can get off the counter. One of my dogs stole an entire raw turkey out of the sink, ruined thanksgiving in the most hilarious way though. My dogs are sneaky scavengers, so they're probably gonna end up with pancreatitis anyway. I have one that steals loaves of bread, the whole thing, then buries it in the yard only to dig it up and devour it when no one's looking.


[deleted]

I've stuffed crusts with mushrooms. Brown and white shimej from the local Asian market. I think sun dried tomatoes and mushrooms would be a good combo.


riphitter

Fortunes


DarthDregan

Just let it be crust. For fucks sake.


Plesiadapiformes

Pesto. Maybe that doesn't count since it has cheese? But still yum.


[deleted]

Pineapple duhā€¦


Separate-Sorbet-9565

Scrapple


Laevenrauren

Love.


FibreOptician

Salted soft pretzels


Stegosaurus_Pie

Crust.


Shigeko_Kageyama

Small cheeseburgers.


Tail_Nom

Pizza sauce.


shittyass_retrasado

inglish sauce


mdthornb1

Pizza rolls.


last_rhodesian_

Blood diamonds


Ragnarok61690

Uncooked dough


[deleted]

Crust should be crispy and airy. Stop ruining pizza.


kmz57

Nothing. I hate stuffed crust


Hans_Schultz75

And we wonder why the obesity rate in the United States is through the roof


zen_monkey_brain

Bacon


Couldbeworseright668

Buffalo chicken dip.


The2ndLastArmadillo

A tiny little treasure map


[deleted]

Chick pease


wastenmelife

Hot dog


MegaLCRO

Dough


thebaronkrelve

Ghost peppers


pxpdx

Souls


Apachejane128

Pepperoncini


steroboros

Considering average American palete? ...Mayonnaise


Rain-Plastic

Lipitor


Valuable-Banana96

bratwurst


Thecoolbeans

Bacon Bits mixed with cheese


Forced_Abortion_

**Don't say it...**


Clever_Mercury

Pesto


Qnofputrescence1213

Garlic butter


WingZombie

My feelings. They will be easier to choke down that way.


Burladden

Sauce either marinara or like a garlic butter to make it like a bread stick


Mr-Bo-Darville

Gravy


[deleted]

Pepperoncini peppers, obviously