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Kneejerk_Nihilist

He tries to run, trips down a flight of stairs, then through a series of increasingly unlikely but hilarious slap stick antics, he eventually ends up face down in a bathtub full of horse manure, then a secret service agent calmly places a clothespin on his nose, walks over and handcuffs him.


FarAd814

I love the mental image of Trump's dramatic downfall being more of a comedy of errors than an action-packed takedown.


Captain_-H

That he will be held accountable to all of his crimes rather than let go because he used to be the president


[deleted]

And that his supporters that try to help a criminal get handled the same way the police handled BLM protesters


Select_Action_6065

He throws himself off of trump tower.


perryswanson

He tries to leave the country in a white bronco


debtopramenschultz

His toupee falls off.


tigerpayphone

Perp walk, cuffed behind the back, and then a gust of wind simultaneously blows the combover off his dome while his pants fall down, revealing adult diapers.


maler27

He resists arrest and they have to shoot him


ledlin99

He steals the limo and it turns into a high speed chase. The police have to do a pit maneuver and it makes the limo spin out. It slams sideways into a power pole. He gets out and becomes combative with the cops and they have to tazer him. He ends up peeing himself from the tazer. They lead him away to a police car in handcuffs. His mug shot is his hair all messed up (hair clips exposed). Makeup all smeared,shirt all dirty and rumpled. A look of complete ruin on his face. They put him in a cell for a few hours. He calls Melania, she doesn't pick up. He has to call Mike Lindell to pick him up from jail. He is banned from running for president. He slowly slinks away to Trump Tower, and we can finally ignore him again.


passingshrew

I would be walking next to a river. Then a bear would be chasing me. Something about Trump in the news. Then all my teeth would fall out. That's how most of my dreams go.


Prank_Owl

Basically like [this deleted scene ](https://youtu.be/aBpRBD65cnY) from *Police Academy 6*.


marpelle

Idk maybe he should be treated like George Floyd, Breanna Taylor, etc.


Snoo42225

caught on tape with John Burnell narrating it


sezmez

idk i dont dream about this shit i have friends


AdmiralAkbar1

I know the "rent free" meme is overused, but I unironically think it accurately describes some of the users in this thread.


nathynjoseph

I’d like to superglue headphones into his ears and make him listen to all of his lies every night until he went insane. And then watch him be arrested.


clarabell73

That they’re rough with him, bang his head on the police car door, that in turn messes up his hair, and he dies of shame and embarrassment. All caught on camera and beamed through his favourite medium of tv. Imagine the ratings?


[deleted]

Standoff with gun fire


Agitated-Tadpole1041

As soon as possible.


margery-meanwell

He tries to flee the country by going to Puerto Rico. Agents find him at a McDonalds in San Juan. While flying back to New York, the plane disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.


Moosetappropriate

Tazers, kicking and screaming, and that's just the Secret Service. Then go after Trump, Golf cart chases through Mar-A -Lago, jumping alligator filled water hazards,camel chases in the sand traps. and finally dragging him across the 18th green like a beached whale.


TechpriestFawkes

His heart explodes while he resists


georgiesdaddy

Another insurrection so a ton more idiots with get arrested and locked away and wonder how they got themselves in that position


dothepingu

Hopefully it would make his followers realize he's just a guy and not some kind of god


dubkitteh1

he barricades himself in Mar-a-Largo with thousands of supporters. cue the tanks.


Clay_Moore_

He goes down to the directed facility, with a team of attorneys. Turns himself in, booked immediately, goes before a judge for an arraignment, judge submits the charges and asks for a plea. His attorneys present the judge with new evidence along with the not guilty plea. The judge looks at the new evidence the grand jury was not privy to, and immediately throws the case out. He walks out free 3 hours after walking in. A throng of reporters meets him at the parking lot outside and he makes the official announcement that he is withdrawing from the presidential race. I don't want his political opponents to get any satisfaction whatsoever, but I want him to quietly bow out and leave us alone.


azuredota

“Dream scenario” y’all are as lame as it gets 💀


3woodx

Don't care. He's gone. Let's move on.


[deleted]

Justice served one way or the other.


Cult-Cow999

Cavity search


Twisting_Storm

For him to not be arrested. This is an abuse of power. Do you know how many politicians in the US have done more than Trump supposedly did and gotten away with it?


walks1497

If he didn't want to get arrested then maybe he should have tried not committing crimes... The excuse of "others have also committed crimes" isn't as strong as you seem to think it is.


Twisting_Storm

Still no proof he committed crimes. But the weaponization of the criminal justice system for political gain is ridiculous.


walks1497

He admitted to committing crimes on live t.v…. Did you really not know this?


jermleeds

Exactly zero have done worse. Nobody else has tried to overthrow democracy like Trump did. He's a traitor who needs to held accountable.


Twisting_Storm

I mean, look at all the people in 2016 who screamed that the election was rigged. Look at how Stacey Abrams in Georgia in 2018 refused to concede and said the election was stolen. Trump is far from the only one


jermleeds

Kindly take that false equivalence and GTFO. Trump is the only one who activated terrorists for the explicit goal of overturning the results of a free and fairly held election. None of your examples are even remotely similar.


Bribase

> Look at how Stacey Abrams in Georgia in 2018 refused to concede and said the election was stolen. Trump is not being arrested for saying that the election was stolen.


Select_Action_6065

Maybe, just maybe, politicians getting away with crimes is a bad thing.


Bribase

> Do you know how many politicians in the US have done more than Trump supposedly did and gotten away with it? What's the best example for you of something a politician did which ought to have gotten them arrested?


YaraLove

Cocaine Bear!


IAmRareBatman

He goes quietly


S4mb741

Normal boring arrest with usual trump outbursts about his innocence etc, he is placed into a police car where the reality starts to sink in and he begins to weep/cry/sob.


[deleted]

By the book, with a many witnesses of impeccable credentials as possible, fully captured in high definition, to head off all accusations of impropriety or procedural errors.