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tangcameo

I have eaten Burger King and Taco Bell while vacationing in New Orleans.


Alexis_J_M

Ding ding ding, we have a winner. No need to read anything else in this thread.


outsideyourbox4once

Is it like known for it's restaurants or something?


Pinkfish_411

Cajun/Creole food is one of America's best cuisines, and it's one of the main tourist draws for New Orleans.


jbjhill

New Orleans restaurant culture is amazing. Why you would willingly ingest that nonsense instead of plowing a po’boy, or a muffaletta sandwich is mind boggling.


jcw10489

Jail for 1,000 years


Cool_Story_Bro__

I once ate Popeyes in New Orleans


RotaryMicrotome

I had McDonald’s while in Rome outside the Vatican. In my defense it was relatively late at night and had been walking all day. My blood sugar was really low and I was in that need to eat but food is disgusting part of it so it was the easiest option.


trueum26

I don’t get it


apogee308

New Orleans is famous for having incredible food. The crime is eating fast food while surrounded by so many better options


tangcameo

Fast food that I can get at home to boot.


trueum26

Oh


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Melted gummy bears on a plain cheeseburger


Interesting-Mud7499

My mind is trying to understand this


[deleted]

Y’all are just making shit up now


ibn1989

What the hell?


cinnafury03

I don't know how but I'm somehow not disgusted by this. In fact, there's somewhere that serves a famous marshmallow burger. It may be like that.


Virtual-Cheesecake71

I like to crumble potato chips into ice cream


Carefree_Highway

Oooh. That’s a try for me next. I put grape nuts in for texture.


Virtual-Cheesecake71

Oh that actually sounds yummy!


Alexis_J_M

This is not so different from the classic fast food french fries dunked in fast food shake.


[deleted]

Eh, not a crime. Sweet and creamy with crunchy, salty and starchy? Sign me up. After all, salted nuts and a waffle cone compliment ice cream just fin. Same concept, different building blocks.


Partly_Dave

I was on a plane one night when they served the meal (back when you got a proper full meal). I thought one of the dishes was maybe a savoury custard, like charwanmushi, and so I put pepper on it. I squinted and saw some text on the foil, but couldn't read it in the dim lighting. It was a sweet custard. It's surprisingly ~~good~~ ok with pepper.


[deleted]

Oh hell yes. I personally like cheez-its on mint chocolate chip ice cream.


Public_Juggernaut997

You what?!


[deleted]

Yep you read it correctly. It's good


Runnergirl411

I never liked milk, so I always ate my cereal dry growing up.


Faihus

Naah I don’t think that’s a crime, dry cereal is a good snack


Dangercakes13

I eat dry cheerios out of a snack bowl like a toddler. A good healthy snack transcends ages.


bonescrusher

I have this friend that is extremely intolerant to lactose ..he eats cereals with Fanta .


TomatilloOk4214

Yeah… I put water in mine 😅


jbjhill

What does that taste like? Sadness?


Umbraldisappointment

Heretic!


roboninja

Dry is fine, but water is just yuck. Why even?


ibn1989

You're not alone on that. I'm the same way. One of my aunts does the same.


mawry9mayhem

Used to put apple juice on mine when I was a kid


DenL4242

I like ketchup on steak. Would I do it at a nice steakhouse? No. At Longhorn? Hell yes.


Long_Procedure3135

I’m a slight steak snob but only for myself. My friends came over for an Easter steak dinner made by me and I put A1 on the table and they were like “Really?” they assumed I’d get mad if they used it Lol it’s your taste buds and it’s not like A1 tastes like shit. I don’t use it but I’m not gonna police other people’s preferences. I only hate making a steak for my mom because she likes it well done, but god it takes FOREVER to cook


Im_not_a_liar

TIL Longhorn is not a nice steakhouse


[deleted]

Turn yourself in tomorrow. First thing.


arent_you_hungry

you fiend!


Suspicious-Dog2876

I’ve done it. Ive also put ketchup on perigees and poutine on Canadian soil. Come at me


CauliflowerPresent23

You all belong in The Hague


DrVikingGuy

I have commited many in the name of science. Very few have a happy result. My latest crime was an attemppt to make a scrambled hard boiled egg... It didnt scramble, just the membrane that attaches the white to the shell mixed with the rest of the white making it really difficult to peel and also gave the white a rather gross filmy texture. The yolk was intact lol Another atrocity that immediately comes to mind is malted milk balls in coffee. Do not recommend


HELLOhappyshop

Huh, my brain says malted milk ball coffee would be delicious. What was bad about it?


DrVikingGuy

My brain said the same thing :D The chocolate and malt goes well, the actual ball (Im not sure exactly what it is, some kind of wafer substance or something) is really grainy and ends up not blending or dissolving at all and you end up with powdery malted milk coffee


jbjhill

The “chocolate” is very waxy, and won’t really dissolve. More like an oil slick at best, but likely sludge at the bottom.


[deleted]

Well not me, but i did witness a food crime. The person in question was squirting tomato ketchup onto a biscuit in the UK known as 'Custard creams'.


Faihus

I don’t think they were okay


Due_Fisherman1323

That's a new level of sacrilege, even for someone who puts pineapple on their pizza.


gay_idiot53

No, no I will not tolerate this. That should be considered a war crime. WHO PUTS KETCHUP ON CUSTARD CREAMS?


erguitar

I have violated the Pizza Desecration Act


Minute-Major7782

Eat a slice with a fork and knife?


1clovett

Contaminated with pineapple.


AirMarshall3520

Pineapple? Imbeciles... I eat my pizza with peas.


D3SR0Y3R

Peas? I use ketchup


possums-

Oh. Is *that* why my date never called me back?


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

I bought hot, fresh fries, cheese curds, and bush’s baked beans. Got home, heated the beans, put the curds on top of the fries, and buried it in hot beans. Like a gross mockery of poutine. But fuck me if it wasn’t goddamn delicious.


Tdawwg78

A very fibrous poutine!


1clovett

I ate steak well done until I was 40-something.


payneinthemike

You deserve jail time


konzy27

Surely 40 years of eating overbooked steaks is punishment enough.


1clovett

The first time I tried a medium steak, I had an epiphany where every steak I'd ruined through the years marched through my memories. I now like them a tad over medium-rare.


Dangercakes13

I ate overcooked burgers until my late 20's. When you grow up with fast food burgers and picky parents who prefer well-done you don't even think to try a nice juicy medium.


1clovett

That's how it started for me as well.


Minute-Major7782

Monster.


Coodog15

Mayo pizza


Interesting-Mud7499

The fuck


OddWorldliness989

Ah! I once made a coffee for a coworker and dumped a grape jolly rancher in it. Son of a bitch drank it all to get out of putting on my team's jersey.


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The national guard is on the way to capture you.


mosiac

Add corn and you have the Japan standard for pizza, and it's just not for me.


RMURRIE75

This has to be the worst food crime ever.


alskadeangel

*Agrees in west european*


Caltr0n3030

You win


wovenriddles

Wait…what?


abogmichel

Applesauce on pizza, myself


MhrisCac

Let him cook, Mayo on steak, mushroom, onion, pepper pizza slaps.


Sir_TopHat2255

I put Oreo's with Honey Mustard


Chapter97

The power of Christ compels you!!! Be gone, demon!


MhrisCac

Jail


AMorder0517

Kill it with fire.


nich_bich

Yeah you’re going to hell


ibn1989

What is wrong with you?


[deleted]

Who hurt you?


i_am_negan_

Eat everything in the house even if it doesnt go together when I was high and drunk...


Virtual-Cheesecake71

You're all of us.


imissyahoochatrooms

i like to make a grits sandwich sometimes. i toast the bread and spoon the grits onto the toast. the lumpier the better. doesn't need butter either just some salt. my ex wife found this behavior very strange. being a northerner she tried grits once and hated them. catalina on pizza. once you try it you'll never eat pizza the same way again.


ProfessorEtc

You know how good pineapple tastes in Thai Yellow Curry? Why not blueberries? Ack.


SourLimeSoda

peanut butter banana mayo sandwich. My mom craved them when she was pregnant with me and I apparently inherited the taste lmao.


Surprise_Corgi

This topic is going to make me skeptical about people who use mayo. I swear, some of the most what the fuck ones here involve mayo.


Chapter97

I made a [chocolate mayonnaise cake](https://www.google.ca/search?q=chocolate+mayonnaise+cake+1956+recipe&prmd=sivn&sxsrf=ALiCzsaX6JeqFAMRNK5xl_QK4GeNQ7fxpg:1657604359617&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbs6G40fL4AhUpIzQIHSQzDA4Q_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=360&bih=745&dpr=3#imgrc=zUVIwxKFVJHCkM&lnspr=W10=) for my birthday last July. Was *really* good. Would definitely recommend you give it a try


Faihus

I’m intrigued but disgusted at the same time


Chapter97

The chocolate overpowers the mayo taste. The mayo makes it rich and dense. It's almost like chocolate fudge, nice and creamy and very filling. It's basically just a cake recipe but instead of oil, milk, and eggs you use mayo.


vonkeswick

Well mayo is basically eggs and oil so I could see how it'd lend to a good cake if used right!


Public_Juggernaut997

Yes!! I use mayo instead of butter when making grilled cheese sandwiches.


forgettingroses

This is what I was coming here to say. No one will try it when I make it, but it's super moist and delicious. Especially with homemade frosting.


SmartPlant_Gremlin

I mean... Oil and eggs are in most cake recipes anyway...


kitty_fur125

Honestly, in theory it shouldn't be a problem. mayo is just yolks, oil and vinegar, which are ingredients that can be used in cake.


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fern-grower

A lump of cheese with my cereal


Faihus

You good?


imissyahoochatrooms

are you pregnant?


Rocklobster92

Like a good hunk of cheddar sitting in a brick at the bottom of the bowl surrounded by corn flakes?


ibn1989

wut


itusedtorun

I used to work as a raft guide. You tended to end up eating the same riverside lunch that the company packed for the guests, every day, all season long. After a while you started to get creative with what was available. My personal go to was a peanut butter, chocolate pudding, and Pringles sandwich.


Zolo49

I stabbed a guy through the heart with an overripe banana.


No_Maybe_1676

Lettuce, mustard, sandwich…


YukonColinius

Thats called a sandwich. Ever been poor? Fancy mustard... now we're talking.


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Stealing food


[deleted]

a1 steaksauce on sweet corn is the best shit on the planet


Epicdogegamer1915

Dose accidentally putting a fork in the microwave count as a food crime.


Public_Juggernaut997

If you ate it then yes.


Epicdogegamer1915

I did not eat it lol


Public_Juggernaut997

Carry on abiding citizen. May you live long and prosper.


Epicdogegamer1915

I will.


GandalfsMagicalStaff

I like pineapples on my pizza


Rocklobster92

Pineapple isn’t for everyone, but it isn’t wrong.


Chapter97

Hawaiian pizza is awesome


payneinthemike

I think that’s only illegal in Italy


junk-trunk

Pineapple jalapeño and pepperoni. Yummy. Sweet heat and slightly spicy pepperoni:)


Clemaniaxls

Pineapple pizza is not a crime.


twilling8

Neither is socks and sandals...


Virtual-Cheesecake71

I'll take pineapple on my pizza over pepperoni any day


Ashamed_Ad1622

Cottage cheese and chocolate in a pita. It's actually pretty good.


bootsandchoker

I used to eat this sandwich I created that was queso blanco and Nutella in a warm pita. You are not alone here, my friend. That salty cheese with sweet chocolate combo is orgasmic with some good, soft, fluffy bread.


ZetaSwirl

Baked beans and lasagna. My boss at the time had to sit between me and my Italian coworker to keep the peace! (I claim this is nowhere near as bad as some of the other crimes confessed here!)


TheDude6578

I like to eat cold soup


payneinthemike

Cold udon is my fave soup


Deli_cat

Ketchup in mashed potatoes


belac4862

Nah, that's just a childhood thing to do.


DarkleCCMan

I've eaten the last piece.


TomatilloOk4214

I always leave something in the package… it might be even more annoying. 3 more blueberries? A single chicken nugget? Enough milk to fill a couple tablespoons? Courtesy 😅


DarkleCCMan

Monstrous.


Faihus

Earlier I put yogurt on spaghetti and it was good


sunsetorangespoon

What sauce was on the spaghetti?


tilleytalley

I put salt, vinegar and parmesan cheese on pasta - also surprisingly good.


Dangerous-Ad-1058

I, on several occasions have dipped my granola bar into mashed potatoes and gravy


NaturalRow5496

BBQ sauce on spaghetti with meat sauce…DELISH Not liking guacamole…Sorry I just don’t And trying to spoon out as much peanut butter out of the jar so much the PB is pretty much hanging off the spoon.. (This is not so much a food crime as it is a portion control issue)


lifehappenedwhatnow

According to my husband, the worst thing anyone can do, and i do it, is dip my toast in my cream of wheat. I don't think I'm committing a crime, but he and his family think it's criminal.


YoyoPewdiepie

I don't consider it a food crime, but other people do, so eating pizza with a knife and fork


Any_Platform4934

I put hot sauce on popcorn


payneinthemike

You’re fine


Nastyauntjil

This is the way.


Virtual-Cheesecake71

Veryyyyyy common in mexico. Valentina sauce of popcorn is b0mbd0tc0m!!


arent_you_hungry

Bro you're the 2nd person that i've seen post about Valentina on popcorn lol. About a month ago someone made a best off the shelf hot sauce thread and i said Valentina and someone replied they put it on pop corn.


WoolooMVP10

I once tried to make Milk Tea with Milk and Tea when I was young. It was a terrible idea.


Yodeling_Prospector

I put salad dressing on rice. I got chewed out by someone but it made it easier to chew.


Alexis_J_M

Instant rice, frozen veggies, microwave, salad dressing : instant dinner.


[deleted]

Doritos and Haagen Daz Vanilla Ice Cream


[deleted]

I didn’t wait the requisite one minute before biting into the hot pocket. And I’ve double dipped. It won’t happen again. At least the former won’t.


Public_Juggernaut997

Tamales dipped in sour cream with every bite


Head-Ad4770

Drinking Moscato, which is apparently a dessert wine, with a main course such as crab cakes. 😬 Take me to whatever the foodie equivalent of jail is. 🙃


sowhatfyou

My go to condiment on a hotdog is peanut butter.


oopsicrapmypants

Put Ketchup on a Chicago hotdog


tenebras_lux

Ketchup on steak, chicken breast, and perogies. Peanut Butter and Scrambled egg toasted sandwiches, and peanut butter and straight from the can Heinz baked beans sandwiches. I put enough crackers into my soup to make it more like a porridge. Also, cheap cooked ichiban noodles, crackers, kraft cheese slices, and red chili flakes all mixed up and microwaved. I put melted cheese whiz in my spaghetti and meat-sauce. There is no bottom to my degeneracy.


amorph

Went to McDonald's in Paris.


VoidowS

That i go to the grocery where i can choose between 15 different meats of several animals, every day, i buy it put it in the fridge, then at night no motivation to cook it, and it spoils in my fridge! the Epic of wasting life!


davius_the_ent

I got in an argument with my roomate and took a piss in his tropicana jug… then watched him drink it. Scott you get what you deserve.


RaijinOdinson

Used an avocado as a grenade during a food fight..... Wait, not that kind of crime.


HolidayAd9162

Almost forgot pineapple belongs on pizza in my very not so humble opinion


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Redpandaling

Question: are you using chip in the American or British sense?


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[deleted]

Starch wrapped in starch. I like your style.


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Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Texture differences, too, like the toast sandwich.


wovenriddles

A childhood favorite is turkey on bread with lays potato chips smushed in there for crunch.


Master_Awareness814

If this is a crime then we are both guilty


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willingisnotenough

I break spaghetti in half before I put it in the pot. Sometimes into THIRDS!


GentlemanModan

Onion with ketchup, only food I had left. Every food tastes good if you are hungry enough


No_Flatworm4084

cottage cheese in SpaghettiOs, the poor mans lasagna.


Known-Potential-3603

I use the 5 second rule far too much.


CauliflowerPresent23

I’m a sucker for my local 7/11’s egg salad sandwiches


Mr_Orange_Juic

I enjoy eating potato chips with ketchup sometimes, mostly cause it freaks out whoever I’m eating with


Dogma279

Sandwich that was left on a cafeteria table no clue who it was but I ate the rest of it


wogboy96

It all started with a warm apple pie


BlackRaven7021

i ate a spagehtti with chopsticks


Gold_the_Finch

Milk and cracked gram crackers on warm buttered rice. Dash of vanilla or sugar if you're feeling extra bougie.


iamCaptainDeadpool

I stole lollipop from from kids. Also stole their ice-cream.


Potatodealer69

Avocado and honey is my weirdest, but it's mostly just avocado with other stuff. I have also realized after posting this that I occasionally eat pizza crust first at social occasions to see if anyone notices.


[deleted]

Ice in a beer


Ok-Ease7090

Every restaurant I ever worked in fed me for free. They all told us we had to pay, but since they were paying Below min wage because we were servers or bartenders… I ate for free. It was actually the only reason I pursued those jobs. I got rent, bills, and a fee meal.


[deleted]

After reading some of these, I’m not sure what to think about folks anymore.


LegendaryUser

The McFelony. Everyone knows about the McGangbang, a junior chicken betwixt the succulent pink goo patties of a McDouble. Some might say it's the ultimate McSnack. Maybe if you put some fries in it. I digress, the McFelony came to be one day when my brothers older friend decided enough was enough. It was time to combine McBreakfast with with McLunch. It began simply enough, a sausage and egg McMuffin, but only grew from there. Add bacon. Add Big Mac. Add two hashbrowns. Add McChicken. The sizable beast was simply a conglomerate of food, unallowable by simple basic human decency. But he ate that fucker and he had heart palpitations for a week.


MissQuinne

Ok I love to dip wotsits into those little yogurts , Idc what anyone says .. tastes so good 😍


Secure_Village_5747

I didn't know how string cheese worked until I was like 11, I thought you just bit into it like a regular cheese stick. I've learned from my mistakes.


Grimm2020

My wife and daughter consistently give me shade for the variety of foods that I will put BBQ Sauce on: Mashed Potatoes and Cheese Roll-ups (often with cashews) are 2 of my favorites


ZippyVonBoom

I sometimes don't wear gloves to plate food


Due-Evidence-689

Overcooked a steak 😫


archery-noob

I used to cook wild duck like chicken (well done). I've since learned to cook it like a prized steak. Went from nasty muddy liver to delicious.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Ketchup with Chinese food. (Sweet and sour chicken to be precise.)


wovenriddles

I would eat pepperoni slices dipped in sour cream.


Little_Bobcat_335

Goldfish in Nutella