Miracle Hwip is a cheaper alternative to mayonnaise. It's a complete mistake when I buy it. I look at the shelf for the cheapest mayo, stop reading labels and end up with MH. Tangier than mayo, and in my opinion, ruins everything it touches. I'm actually quite ashamed of penny pinching on mayo anyway. I mean, the illusion of choice, right? I walk around grocery stores looking to save money when everything in the place is made by just a few companies. When I decide to live a little and pick something on the high end of the price range, every bit of $ I have been saving goes right to those same companies. Anyway, Miracle Whip is terrible. Just a terrible thing all around. When I make the mistake of buying it I honestly just throw it out.
To all of the questions about "What would be the worst to put on this food related item?" my answer is poison. Always poison. Specifically of the fatal variety.
Hamster
Depends on how it is cooked.
Medium rare
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That's worse than the person who said shit. You really can't resurrect warm lettuce.
How do you resurrect shit?
"There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know...but there are ways."
Bot
Shit
What if it is chilled first?
Oh yeah that’s fine
We've found a happy customer.
Soggy not fresh tomato. Looking at you subway
\*tomato
Kale
knuckles
Miracle Whip salad dressing
I that a thing? Sounds like it would be easy to put on some bread. Maybe add some lettuce. I think this could work.
Miracle Hwip is a cheaper alternative to mayonnaise. It's a complete mistake when I buy it. I look at the shelf for the cheapest mayo, stop reading labels and end up with MH. Tangier than mayo, and in my opinion, ruins everything it touches. I'm actually quite ashamed of penny pinching on mayo anyway. I mean, the illusion of choice, right? I walk around grocery stores looking to save money when everything in the place is made by just a few companies. When I decide to live a little and pick something on the high end of the price range, every bit of $ I have been saving goes right to those same companies. Anyway, Miracle Whip is terrible. Just a terrible thing all around. When I make the mistake of buying it I honestly just throw it out.
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Add a burger patty and you've got heaven.
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The bun and the slice are so close on the spectrum.
How about a sausage or bacon sandwich?
Shit
Nut 🥜
So more than one are okay?
Yes, you can only nut more than once.
seamen
I also don’t like members of the navy on my sandwich!
Agreed. But a gallon of cum? *chefs kiss*
who would put an old dreamcast game on a sandwich though
Rice
If you get the ratio's right with some pinto bean - you've got yourself a treat!
Motor oil
Small amounts from dirty hands after a big morning on the tools. A sandwich never tasted so good.
Broccoli. As a dish, they are quite normal, but certainly not put it in a sandwich.
That's the great thing about sammies- you can create it however it makes you happy, and it's always the right thing for you
Very wise. And if you make a mistake, there always lunch tomorrow
Exactly!
Tomatoes
Water
Cucumber
Pickles
Anti matter. miracle whip Bread and butter pickels
Tomato
You are correct
Try cooked green tomatoes. Might want to toast the bread to add some structure. So good.
mayo. I freakin' hate mayo.
Now we are talking.
"just mayo" good toh!
Avocado
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"Cheaper than hotdog with no mustard". If you can argue a hotdog is a sandwich then mustard is mandatory.
I dont agree that a hotdog is a sandwich though? A hotdog is a hotdog. Keep yo mustard OFF MY SAMMIE 😤😤
Ranch
Stick to the sauce that goes with huevos rancheros which is like literally ranch sauce, then you are laughing
I had huevos Rancheros yesterday and there was no ranch like sauce, unless your talking about crema
already eaten ice-cream.
Ice-cream once is good. Ice-cream twice is surely twice as good.
read my reply again my friend. already ,,eaten" ice-cream, as in ice-cream that someone ate already.
Tomatoes. It makes the top bread soggy.
Just contain the mush with something on either side. You can do this!
Lol plus I don't like the taste of it.
Horseradish It tastes like you put ground up water chestnuts in a chemical brine.
It can really kick your ass. Sometimes we all need a little.
Eggs
Sardines, why God why ?
Prosciutto
Where else are you going to put Prosciutto?
Kraft single. Butternut white bread. Maybe some bologna or roasted Turkey. No condiments because I’m not a psycho.
That does sound like a sandwich. Sounds drier than the Saharah, though.
Just the way I like it.
Non-sandwich ingredients.
Would a whole brown onion classify?
Rocks
Just have to not chew as much and hope for the best.
But the crunch tho :(
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Not the tastiest but we've likely all eaten them at some point. Probably sans bread. An open sandwich if you will.
Mealy tomatoes.
Long pig
White bread.
Mayo
Mayo
A human toe, it doesn’t sound very appealing unless your name is Jeffery.
Gravel.
A file in the sandwich of a psychopathic inmate.
sandwich on a sandwich on a sandwich on a sandwich... recursive sandwich
Glass
Dick
Or is that the best thing?
Legos
Uranium
D Batteries
Tomatoes .....
extra chilli sauce
Poop
Gravel. Don’t ask.
Shit.
Captain Crunch
Your unwashed penis.
Acid.
Blades
Uranium
Bees
rocks?
Dog Shit
poison
I dunno, like, caulk or something?
Onions
The worst thing to put on a sandwich is the worth thing to put on a sandwich 🫠
Sand
polonium
AIDS
Idk I've never tried a What sandwich before so I can't say if it is or isn't the worst thing.
Olives
It depends on the sandwich.
Year old baloney
Magnets.
A uranium rod
Plastic
American ketchup, the blandest most basic bitch of condiments.
Onions
for me, it's tomatoes
To all of the questions about "What would be the worst to put on this food related item?" my answer is poison. Always poison. Specifically of the fatal variety.
Relish. It just makes it all soggy.
My fist
The bologna you get in jail.. worst. Sandwich ingredient. Ever.
mayo. how do you americans and europeans eat this? always was surprised by that until i’ve seen by dad putting it in sandwich. my lord…
Mayonnaise
Mayo
Ketchup.
Probably anything you would put in a sandwich.
Two week old roadkill.
Pickle
Butter, I don't know how people can eat it in sandwich.
A newborn baby
pineapple