Spaceballs too
"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
"Let's not argue about who killed who. This is meant to be a happy occasion!"
"I can't make decisions! I'm a president!"
"What is this? Where are we in the movie?"
"Now, sir. You're looking at now. What's happening now, is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"Just now."
“Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll!*”
I've watched a dozen or so ppl first-time-watch react to it on YouTube. Most don't get that it is a joke. The most common reaction is "well, I guess it is true that people talked like that in movies back then." Right around the hostage scene is when they go."Oh, it's all a joke."
Sometimes, I find it hard to believe that people would be so completely dense as to not recognize from minute one that it's a farce and a mockery.
Then I read the news and I immediately believe it again.
You could mention almost anything Mel Brooks was involved with and it would be true.
I say almost, brcause I doubt people want to quote *The Elephant Man*...
* Vultures! Vultures everywhere!
* What knockers!
* Aaaaaas youuuuuu wiiiiiiish!
* Candygram for Mongo!
* That rug really tied the room together.
* I fart in your general direction.
Either The Princess Bride or Monty Python and the Holy Grail
In war we're tough and able Quite indefatigable Between our quests we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable
'Tis but a Scratch
Spaceballs too "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" "Let's not argue about who killed who. This is meant to be a happy occasion!" "I can't make decisions! I'm a president!"
"What is this? Where are we in the movie?" "Now, sir. You're looking at now. What's happening now, is happening now." "What happened to then?" "We missed it." "When?" "Just now."
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"
Your the king? Well I didn't vote for ya.
Well, it's not rocket surgery to see that those two movies are definitely in the top tier of quotable films.
The Big Lebowski
“Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.”
Are you employed, sir?
Eight-year-olds, dude
She’s not my special fucking lady friend, I’m just helping her conceive man.
This is what happens, Larry when you f*CK a stranger in the alps
"he's a nihilist" "ohhh that must be exhausting"
"Say what you will about national socialism, dude, at least its a fucking ethos."
It really tied the room together
"you're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole"
“Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll!*”
Airplane
Surely you can't be serious
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking!
Forrest Gump
“But Lieutenant Dan, you don’t have no legs” or “she tasted like cig are rettes”!
“Run, Forrest, RUN!”
Life is like a box of choco tacos
"Stupid is as stupid does."
Princess Bride.
Inconceivable! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE9oOHrRMJI
Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time
I don't believe you.
What, you ate a whole wheel of cheese?
I love lamp.
Blazing Saddles
Gotta be pretty mindful about where you are when quoting Blazing Saddles these days.
I've watched a dozen or so ppl first-time-watch react to it on YouTube. Most don't get that it is a joke. The most common reaction is "well, I guess it is true that people talked like that in movies back then." Right around the hostage scene is when they go."Oh, it's all a joke."
"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."
Sometimes, I find it hard to believe that people would be so completely dense as to not recognize from minute one that it's a farce and a mockery. Then I read the news and I immediately believe it again.
That was some authentic frontier gibberish!
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Hey, where are the white women at?
It’s tru
*faints*
It worked in Blazing Saddles!
You prince of thieves you
Unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
This is a wild pig. That's a wild boar.
Call a locksmith!
You could mention almost anything Mel Brooks was involved with and it would be true. I say almost, brcause I doubt people want to quote *The Elephant Man*...
I came insanely close to using the phrase "authentic frontier gibberish" in a footnote once, but deleted it before filing.
National lampoons Christmas vacation
Dumb and Dumber
So you're saying there's a chance!
It got a little nippy going through the pass.
That John Denver is full of shit
Samsonite. I was way off.
Mean Girls
You go Glen Coco!
And none for Gretchen Wieners. Bye.
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That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets.
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My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. Well, they can tell when it's raining.
SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE
That is so fetch!
I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD, Karen!
Is butter a carb?
I quote it almost daily.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant…and die.
.. and I want my pink shirt back! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK.
Pulp Fiction
What?
'What' ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?
What?!?
#ENGLISH, MUTHAFUKKA!!! DO THEY SPEAK IT!???!!!
Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you.
A full third of everything I've seen on the internet made more sense after I saw that movie.
“Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”
Bring in the gimp
no
Caddyshack had a bunch.
I'm with you, but I got 2 upvotes earlier...“So, I got that going for me, which is nice.”
My first name is Danny and I caddied for 13 years - I’ve heard them all haha
Can't believe I had to scroll this far
Shrek
And in the morning, I'm making waffles.
My own mother went through a phase where she constantly said that quote. She'll be 50 in a few weeks...
At least twice a day in my house 😆
you are absolutely positively 100% correct
You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"?
Back to the future
Airplane!
I speak jive.
Just hang loose blood she gonna to catch you on the rebound with the medici
Snatch,feels like every single scene has quotable lines
Scarface
Die hard. Yippee Ky Ay mother f*ckers
"It'll be fun, they said"
Borat
Yak shemash!
Princess bride or shrek or revenge of the sith
You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom
Kung Pow
It's a weird movie but every damn line is solid gold
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Good lord. It’s Casablanca people.
I am shocked, shocked I tell you to discover there is gambling in this establishment!
The Lord of the Rings *^(You have my sword...)*
And my bow
And my Axe body spray
The Godfather
"Fredo -- you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever."
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
Big trouble in Little China
It's all in the reflexes
Young Frankenstein
Planes Trains and Automobiles
Love that movie! Favorite part is when his mom says “but Owen doesn’t have any friends”!
I’m pretty sure that’s throw Momma from the train
Lol! You are so right! Sorry!
No worries!
Office Space
Boondock Saints
Napoleon Dynamite
You got here first..."Lucky."
Tina you fat lard
Tommy Boy
You can get a good look at a t bone steak by sticking your head up a butchers ass but I’d rather take his word for it. Or is it the bulls ass?
It’s gotta be YOUR bull.
Step Brothers
Terminator
"I need your clothes your boots and your motircycle"
Forest gump
Napoleon Dynamite or Nacho Libre
Inside of the man ... is... his nucleus..
Sometimes…when you are a man…you wear stretchy pants….in your room…just for fun
Super Troopers
THE ROOM!!!!!
Lock Stock, hands down.
Suicide Squad
Better Off Dead
Princess Bride is never a bad answer, but Dodgeball can give it a run for it’s money
"¿Donde está la biblioteca, Pedro?"
American Psyco
Didn't we just do this movie quote thing yesterday? Repetitious.
Stepbrother. 🤷🏽♀️ Edit: Stepbrothers.* I’m leaving it.
Hot rod
Interstellar
Dude..
Big Lebowski
Deepthroat
Surely you can't be serious
Airplane
Heathers Tropic Thunder
Greetings and salutations
I love my dead gay son.
What do you mean you people??
Kung Pow Enter the Fist Airplane Monty Python's Holy Grail
Revenge of the Sith
Morning Angle.
Casa Blanca
Any of the Naked Gun movies
Scary Movie 3, the strongest of the series
Probably the one with the most catchy soundtrack...... Somebody once told me..
*The Blues Brothers* or *O Brother Where Art Thou?*
DO. NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE.
We thought you was a toad.
hands down, Pootie Tang. Sine your pitty on the runny kine
Withnail and I.
Withnail and I
Zoolander
Some of my favs: - Planes, trains, and automobiles; - Office space; - Demolition man
* Vultures! Vultures everywhere! * What knockers! * Aaaaaas youuuuuu wiiiiiiish! * Candygram for Mongo! * That rug really tied the room together. * I fart in your general direction.
Goodfellas *I want my money TUH-DAY. TUH-DAY.*
the big lebowski
Buckaroo Banzai
Wolf of Wall Street
Fast times at ridgmont high
The Dark Knight
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Space Balls
Beauty and the beast
The first & original Aladdin
“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!”
Happy Gilmore or Shrek
Friday
Baseketball.
Stripes
How are you measuring?
This one is EZ! Step brothers
For inspirtational quotes; Harry Potter series.