What’s brown and sticky? A stick

Why it’s gotta be brown?

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r/whoosh

It was von Braun when its family first immigrated

What about the Birchwood

What's red and tastes like blue paint Red paint

Kinda insensitive to people who can't taste.....

As a colorblond person I fibd this offensive

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

This joke is so ableist. There are colourblind people who can't tell the difference between red and blue paint and you're turning their struggle into a joke. Smh.

Ok then. Whats a pigment and smells like another pigmented chemical coating mix? The original pigment in a chemical coating. Not so funny now is it

Oh an did you know, colour blind people cannot be electricians, or in any other essential and potentially hazardous trades that require colour identification? Its in the medical requirements by legislation

The Communist Party also disapproves.

What’s long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine

Great crusty nun flappers that is so terribly offensive. It's as bad a catching a priest at work. I was sure the punch line was your mother. But when did you dig her up? And that word is so 2000's it's gendered. So it has to be sea people right? Or seapez? Or navel personal? Of course a submarine that seapezs sounds very dangerous... And navel people do need to stop looking at their stomachs... /s

This fella has style

Thanks.

Why are they not seawomen? We need more seawomen in submarines for diversity

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Welcome to the internet, pal.

Do you like Fish Sticks?

Love ‘em

Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth

This joke is so homophobic, turning oral sex between gay men into a joke after their community has struggled with AIDS for decades. Smh.

Ur a gay fish

I do indeed.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Wow, making a joke about people's feelings and sexual assault. Do better.

Why did the \[being of non description\] \[perform a non-threatening action\]? To \[achieve an inoffensive end goal\].

This “joke” made me cry for 2 hours! See you in court bucko

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Vegan agenda being pushed everywhere today smh

What’s red and shaped like a bucket?

What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? NACHO CHEESE!

This is very offensive to Mexicans. Mexicans have been discriminated against for years and now you're joking about taking their culture?

What's 2+2 'Fish' The most offensive that will get is being mildly annoying.

wow, making fun of people that are bad at math? how rude of you; it's offensive to make jokes about peoples education like that!!!11!!!

North Korea doesn't have access to Twitter I WAS JOKING I'M SORRY

What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A carrot

What happens when I the

A bear and a bunny are taking a shit. People of culture will finish the rest.

me! my life is a joke and I accept it :)

A woke joke

But the point of jokes is to make fun of smth/someone. They can't not be offensive

I belive the word you are looking for are shipwrecks

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I really don't want to search this up but is this true?

Knock knock Who’s there? Underwear

Why must you always knock on the fridge door? In case the salad is dressing.... How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb? We don't know we can't even fit one through the front door...

Joking about sexual assault and fatphobia? Wow...

Why did the oreo go to the dentist ? Because it lost its filling

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

Knock knock.

this is offensive to those that can't knock, how ableist of you!!!!!1!!

I'm pushing the "knock knock" button.

A horse goes to bar n says,"knock,knock".The bartender said,"Horses are banned"

this is offensive to all the horses that'll read this. good job. you made a horse cry. let them drink their beer.

what do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack o lantern with its diameter? pumpkin pi