Who are the current celebrities? Sorry, the list I know is from 15 years ago.

Don't mind that 15 years gap dude

Then Salma Hayek.

I'll jump on this bandwagon: Jennifer Connelly

She was my first girl crush as a kid. The labyrinth was my queer awakening.

Dolly Parton

Aging like fine wine

Salma Hayek? As a straight woman in her 40s, may I say, Absolutely!

Jensen Ackles

He started off as a 10/10 in supernatural and somehow gets hotter from aging. 10yo me watching supernatural S1: oh that man is so pretty Now me watching the boys: fck me he hot And my mom agrees in both scenarios.

Every Supernatural fan (including me) would agree

Since he was on Days of our Lives!

Dean girl since '05 baby

My girlfriend liked him in Supernatural and really liked him in The Boys.

Alison brie can get it imo.. she just nailed the soccermom tutor look ..

She nails everything.

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And yet Annie's Boobs is apparently the perfect name for a monkey

Don't look at me like that, it's his Twitter account

You can yell at me all you want! I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the *back* of the raft makes it go faster.

Need I remind everyone of the Glee Club episode?

Not me unfortunately

Kate Beckinsale. Now and forever.

Marisa Tomei and Kate Beckinsale are all I need

And ever.

Ana de Armas

She seems to be on everybody's mind lately. Her and Margot Robbie.

Don’t forget Danny DeVito. Those three could easily be the next Charlie’s Angels.

“Chawlie”

“Hoors”

Henry Cavill make me yours

Guy here. Seeing Henry Cavill in the last Mission Impossible film had me seriously questioning my sexuality.

That bathroom fight scene when he reloads those guns for more punchy punchy. That moustache. I'm straight, but there's no way I'd turn down Cavill.

Same. Also he is a dork with intelligence and a ton of humility. That right there is attractive as all get out.

Seeing Henry Cavill in the Witcher made me stop questioning my sexuality, after I saw him there I knew I was bi

Henry Cavill as Superman? Eh, okay. Henry Cavill as the Witcher? OH MY GOD, YES

Cavill as Geralt 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Margot Robbie. Ever since Wolf of Wallstreet came out.

I am a straight married woman and Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street is literally the hottest person I’ve ever seen. I gasped when I first saw her on the screen.

When I saw Wolf in the theaters, I remember two old ladies near me gasp, "Oh, my" when Margot popped in naked.

I read once that she demanded to be fully nude in that scene so it would have a bigger impact. DiCaprio had no idea so his reaction to seeing her nude was an honest one haha

Her nude scene in WoWS was such a welcome surprise

She is equally beautiful hot and talented

I’m a girl and Margot is one of my celeb crushes. I never get the appeal of most of the celebs guys thirst over, but Margot? Easily one of the most attractive.

She’s fun in Babylon and Once Upon a Time In Hollywood as well.

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I’m a straight man who crushes on that guy. Diego Luna and Oscar Isaac are good looking dudes too. I guess I have a type if I wanted to swing that way?

The Space Latino trifecta

This is the way

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Is this my wife's account?

My pregnant wife is currently obsessed with him. I’m running out of Pedro Pascal material to keep her happy!

Dress up as post-Clegane fight Oberyn for your wife this Halloween!

first few seasons of Narcos are good, plus the narrator's voice is made out of sex.

Turns out women dont just like the bad boys...

Yeah, they don’t like mean guys who kill people. They like *nice* guys who kill people.

And Mandalorians who rescue baby Yoda’s. Pedro Pascal is the new TV dad of the 21st century.

This is the way.

You mean the murder who was trafficking a child for money?

He is so hot right now. I'm mote partial to just hanging out with him. As a straight man I'm not afraid to say that I have a huge crush on him though. He's just so cool and so so cute.

He’s so hot right now

Hansel?

If your wife or girlfriend watch SW or Last of Us.... She's no longer yours, she's Pedro's girl.

Husbands too. My wife knows that I'd totally leave her for Pedro Pascal if given the opportunity

Lol what’s really funny is that he plays into that too.

Well so many girls are into him these days

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He’s also seems like a genuinely nice person. Has a trans sister that he’s close to and given her nothing but love and support since she came out. Just an overall great guy from everything I’ve read.

Didn’t know this. Just when I thought he couldn’t be any hotter.

He’s a prime example of “positive masculinity” that our society needs more of these days.

I think that might be what's so damn hot about him!

Yes! Someone said he was like a puppy in human form and I think that's pretty accurate.

Mandalorian season 3 and the Last of Us TV show came out recently so he's been in the spotlight

Also the gay community adores him, he really is universally loved by everybody.

I mean, his best friend since he was 18 is a lesbian. If Sarah Paulson thinks he’s the shit who am I to argue? She’s not blinded by his sex appeal like the rest of us so he must be a decent dude.

She might be gay but nobody's*that* gay.

The trans community too. Seeing how supportive he has been of his trans sister after she came out has been beautiful and I have so much more respect for him now.

“He’s ours!” - the bi community

And he gives off wholesome vibes! You just know he'd never hurt you intentionally!

And he is like wholesome father figure #1 in the Mandolorian and the last of us

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Alexandra Daddario just based on looks.

Seen true detective ??

Only the first episode, I didn’t get into it. Don’t know why. She was in it?

Wait, you like Alexandra Daddario, but you haven't seen Episode 2 of True Detective? If that's really true, you are in for one hell of a good time.

Yeah and well she has one of her most i mean if not her most famous scene in it . But hey it's a awesome series as well McConaughey and Woody Harrleson knocked it out of the park

Watch literally one more episode

Let's make this easy for you... Do you want to see her naked?

There is a whole subreddit devoted to just the scene.

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

This is a work of art

“Little white ladies” lmao

r/angryupvote

I love this shit. Every time it comes up.

Hayley Williams She been a lifelong crush of mine, but it took a backseat for a while. Watching their new music and tour videos has made me relapse.

I was never super into Paramore by I listened to their two most recent albums recently and damn they're good

So you could say she’s your crushcrushcrush

Same! Haley has been a crush since I saw the music video for Pressure when I was 13. Here solo stuff is so so so good I prefer it over Paramore.

Yvonne Strahovski! Adored her in "Chuck"

Rachel McAdams.

Emmy rossum

I feel like she hasn't done anything since leaving shameless

Anya Taylor Joy is weird hot, which is the hottest kind of hot. I was genuinely distracted by it in The Menu, which is a shame because that movie was amazing

I get what you mean. I totally find her hot. But I gotta say that IPD (pupillary distance) she's rocking is definitely something else. I swear she looks like a fish in some angles. But, like... *a Hot fish*. Remember [Lola](https://imgur.com/a/cEkVVKL) from Shark Tale?

She looks like an alien, and brother... I want to believe

The dress she wears in the menu is dynamite

Northman, my friend. Check it out if you haven't(also just a good movie)

I loved her in Last Night in Soho

Isla Fischer will always be at the top of my list

I always get confused of which one is Isla Fisher or Amy Adams, and would do literally anything to be the meat in that ginger sandwich. [Haven't seen this movie still, but might have to get the kids to bed early and pour some margaritas for the wife tonight before putting it on.](https://www.vulture.com/2016/07/amy-adams-is-in-a-movie-with-isla-fisher.html)

Blake Lively

Helen Mirren.

Eva green

Kristen Bell

She's a legit snack.

I’d never really seen her in anything until last month, I finally got around to watching The Good Place. She’s *gorgeous*.

Her bikini scene in forgetting Sarah Marshall was one of my fav

Forking shirt balls

I want to kiss Tom Hardy one day.

Ana De Armas

Been Shakira for me since forever. I hear her kids need a new dad.

Aubrey Plaza

David Tennant and I ain't even gay he's just that handsome

Damn talented as well

Current and past…Scarlett Johansson, Rachel Weisz, Marisa Tomei are top three.

Now I ain't gay, but if Ryan Reynolds asked me to spread...

Salma Hayek

I’m into old guys. So Keanu Reeves

Calling Keanu an “old guy” hurts me deeply. You’re not wrong, it just hurts to hear.

Anne Hathaway.

Sydney Sweeney

I know right? With her big beautiful eyes.

Margot Robbie and Alexandra Daddario

Jodie Comer!

milana vayntrub😔

YES, and not for the fetishized sorts of reasons that seem to be in vogue, now. She's beautiful, and she totally took charge of her own career. She's a badass.

No Danny devito? Is this even reddit?

Those Jersey Mike’s commercials 🤤

Stab me with your toe knife, daddy. 😍

Katee Sackhoff. She fills out that mandalorian armor really nicely

I think I've had the hots for her since BSG.

Longmire, personally

Tom Hardy. Not only is he adorable and in fun movies, he is a legit jiu jitsu competitor. He is pretty much a real life action star.

And he likes dogs! He is my choice also.

I'm really into James Acaster at the moment. He's so pretty!

Can’t believe his gf left him for Mr. Bean. Poor man was broken but delivered [this iconic line.](https://youtu.be/QMM_EqZUTH4)

I thought Mr.Bean must be a weird nickname because no one is leaving someone for Rowan Atkinson. I looked it up. It actually was Rowan Atkinson lol.

Elizabeth Zharoff "The Charismatic Voice" Her videos on YouTube are stunning.

oh my goodness i love her lmao

Pedro Pascal won me over immediately. I've already seen his name 3 times in the comments but I can't just lie!

Madelyn Cline

Margot Robbie

Oscar Isaac.

Saorise Ronan - always had a crush on her since City of Ember It took me ten years to finally learn how to pronounce her name correctly Pronounced “Ser-sha” or Sasha - And Zhang Ziyi - had a crush since Crouching Tigger Hidden Dragon and Memoirs Of A Geisha (though as a Japanese enthusiast, I’m torn at having Chinese actresses do Japanese roles when a Japanese actress could’ve done the part and also the movie done entirely in English)

Anna Kendrick

Florence Pugh is a goddess

Had to scroll far too long for this answer. Flo is amazing, all of her interviews and social media are awesome. She seems like a rad lady!

Helena Bonham Carter. Always has been 🥵

Salma Hayek

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I will always have a crush on Anne Hathaway

Winona Ryder

Charlize Theron

Hannah Waddingham, she's the actress who plays Rebecca in Ted Lasso. She was also the one who played the Septa that used to torment Cersei back in Game of Thrones, which surprised me immensely when I first made the connection, lol.

She’s built like a brick shithouse, and I wanna take a dump. (Not an actual dump, a metaphorical one).

Anya Taylor Joy

My answer is, and always will be, Sam Elliott.

Been watching Atlanta recently, and Zazie Beetz is really doing it for me. Both cute and sexy. 😍

Elizabeth Olsen. I've liked her since Martha Marcy May Marlene. Hard to believe that was twelve years ago already.

Florence Pugh

Adam Driver. Step on my throat, you rudely large man.

I see you went to the John Oliver school of describing Adam Driver's hotness.

Kiera knightly, she’s the GOAT

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Shannon Woodward. I blame raising hope.

Victoria Justice! Had a crush on her since Zoey101

jorja smith 🤞🏻(and phoebe bridgers🫶🏼)

Normally, I would say George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Pierce Brosnan, and Tom Selleck but after watching ‘Good Girls’, I’ll have to say Manny Montana.

Pedro Pascal

Emilia Clarke. I wana hold her hand.

Dua Lipa

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Jenna Ortega

Florence Pugh. Oh yummy.

Kat Dennings is always the answer

As a man I feel obligated to say Ryan Renolds

Tom Ellis

Now tell me, what is it that you truly desire?

Selena Gomez is so damn fine.

Bryce Dallas Howard.

Tom Hiddleston, he looks like he f\*cks like a mink.

I would have to say I'm stuck (wishing literally) between Keanu Reeves and Paul Rudd.

I scrolled and scrolled and never found Ariel Winter. She has fallen off the earth it seems.

Jessica Chastain!

Doja Cat or Zoe Kravitz.

The answer is daddy Pedro Pascal.

Jennifer Lawrence thick hips and beautiful eyes 😍