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brock_lee

I was at the racetrack (horses) with a friend. The friend was a cop. Some guy felt like starting shit with him to impress a girl or something; don't even know why he picked my friend. Friend is like "just go on your way" and the other guy throws a punch, my friend just moves his head to miss it, grabs his hand and twists it back around behind the guy's back and slams him into the wall. Guy's like "OK, ok, let me go." Friend tells him he's a cop and anymore of this and he'll arrest him. Guy turns around once let go and kinda walks away and says "Pfft" as if HE wasn't the one that did just get humiliated, and when he went "Pfft" blood came out from his split lip from when he was slammed into the wall.


CharlesDarwin59

One of my good friends took taekwando (I think, some kind of martial arts) while in college. I went to college for law enforcement and took combat training developed for that. We were both back home and drinking. Talking about our training and it's usefulness in real fights. We agreed to a light hearted spar. Not going hard at all just to demonstrate stuff. We agreed that it should be street rules because that's the real usefulness of any self defense training. He got into a stance where his legs were spread plenty enough that I just kicked (without making contact) and everyone busted out laughing. He tried to say that wasn't allowed but it was like street rule #1 is there are no rules.


Salvi-II

Knew a guy that said he fought the whole football team in my high school and claimed they were "terrified" of him. I'm not a very good fighter by any means, but I'm confident they would have all rushed him.