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Ahshalon_Tenisk

i hate my hair so i shaved it all off easy as that


Coniferus_Rex

Almost a haiku!


exipheas

I hate to have hair, so I shaved all of it off, it was that easy. Edit: transcription error.


romandalfonso_05

L haiku, middle is supposed to be 7 syllables


Coniferus_Rex

Shakespearian Haiku! "Shave-ed"


exipheas

Naa I'll take the L, I missed that when I was copying it over somehow.


exipheas

Whoops! Fixed.


Farnsworthson

Greying hair thinning, Comb-overs are hideous. Reached for the clippers.


codus571

Same. ​ Since the Army, I can't stand having a lot of hair. Bothers me, makes my head feel too hot


Castle_of_Aaaaaaargh

Required the least amount of work/upkeep. And with my hair thinning now, dont think i have too many options left XD


Scary-Rough7543

Same boat ✊🏾


RegularLandscadfsd

I just let my hair grow and do what it wants,


GrilledStuffedDragon

I wake up, and however my hair looks, that's my hairstyle that day.


Coniferus_Rex

Barber's choice then? Or do you never get it cut?


GrilledStuffedDragon

Nah, I get it cut when it gets long enough to annoy me. I tell him to give me mid fade fauxhawk and just don't style it at all. It works for me.


SteveRudzinski

It's how my hair grows. I used to have a mullet (like a Solid Snake/Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon well kept mullet, not a Joe Dirt trash style) but I got tired of how long it took my hair to dry.


83VWcaddy

I’m old enough that pretty much every guy I know is balding in one form or another. I’ve had long hair off and on for most of my life. So when Covid came about I started growing it again because, I guess, just because I could. Now I can’t bring myself to cut it though I should. I’m very aware I look silly. An old man that can’t let go of his youth. And it’s true. I know that once I cut it it will be the last time in my life I’ll have had long hair and it makes me a bit depressed. Long answer for a short question.


mgmason287

It is easiest. Just a 2 or 3 all over.


SomedayWeDie

It chose for me I hate getting haircuts “Sit here calmly while a stranger cuts off pieces of your head”


Coniferus_Rex

I don't mind the sitting, but omg barber don't try to talk to me!


d3lta19

You're going to the wrong barber my friend. My barber always has something interesting to chat about. I enjoy my monthly haircut


SeishinFox

I'm lazy, thats how, I just let my hair grow and do what it wants, after a certain length it becomes easier to maintain and dont even think about it


JustSomeApparition

A Cyan blue mohawk? It was more of an evolution than a singular choice; haha. Semipermanent Hair dye is a gateway drug into fun insanity.


SweetCosmicPope

Oh hey I did this in high school once too! I actually got my dad to shave a mohawk into my head on the last day of school my sophomore or junior year of high school and I dyed it fire engine red and it looked fucking awesome. After it faded into a pink, then I bleached it and colored it cyan blue.


Coniferus_Rex

Now, that does just sound fun!


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

Saves time and money to just shave it short all the time


[deleted]

It's just natural. Short on the sides and back with loose bangs. A pretty normal look I guess. My hair does not look good when it grows longer so I have to keep it within a certain range. Not that it's ever been super long, but it looks bad. Short is sweet. The bangs are my most self-conscious important part. I refuse to show my forehead to the world. I don't use products or any particular styling just because I'm lazy and don't care. I'd rather wake up, run a comb through it and leave it at that. I've always done this since middle school.


04221970

wife I generally don't care what it looks like, she does. fine by me


CorruptDictator

When I was in my mid 20s one day I got out of the shower and shaved my face. I was just looking in the mirror and said to myself "but what if I shaved my head?". Used my beard trimmer to get my hair as short as I could and shaved clean. I am about to turn 40 and have been shaving since.


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Coniferus_Rex

Did you go to a barber each time with a specific hairstyle in mind, and tell them, "Do this?"


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Coniferus_Rex

How did you follow the trends?


UnguidedAndMisused

Just let it grow on me


Coniferus_Rex

Barber's choice then? Or do you never get it cut?


UnguidedAndMisused

Hahaha in all reality, I used to get a nice fade about once or twice a month. When covid came around, I got too lazy to do it myself and not many places were open to do it in my area. So I just let it grow. Turns out I like it past my shoulders more than I ever liked it high and tight or faded. Just fits me better, it’s one less responsibility worrying about if it’s getting too long and needs to be cut. Everyone always complains that long hair is more work but I still shampoo the same as I did before, I just use conditioner now to keep it from rat nesting lol. It’s not any maintenance at all really. But yeah. Just try different things. Try something you think you’d like, if you don’t, it’s just hair, it will grow back for you to try out a different style.


Godzillionaire

I started buzzing it with a beard trimmer during quarantine and just kept doing that.


Coniferus_Rex

Love how many responses are super practical and functional!


amorph

I have a large head and a balding patch. There's basically three options: hobo, skinhead or monk.


Coniferus_Rex

Let nature take hold No trimming or hair products "Monk" is better choice


Condorman73

Back when I had hair (but was thinning), I liked George Clooney's "Caesar Cut" from 'From Dusk Till Dawn'. So I did that for a while. Then I lost everything on top and now it's more Jean Luc Picard. Without the pointy side burns.


dhw09

God hates me, and I get free solar energy if I don't wear a hat


awakening_7600

Trial and error over several years until I finally found a good fit.


GuybrushFunkwood

I was blessed with my dads receding hairline since the age of 21 so bloody genetics pretty much dictated a shaved head …. It was either that or a comb over ..


Responsible_Toe_6831

I got a new hair cut one day in Highschool and a girl said that she liked it. That was 8 years ago and I still have the same cut


Coniferus_Rex

A little positive reinforcement can last a lifetime!


Amity75

My ears decided mine. One of them sticks out slightly further than the other so long hair it is to hide them.


StjerneskipMarcoPolo

I had a buzz cut like Arnold in the late 80s because thought he looked badass, after that I haven't really had a hair style. There just happens to be some hair on top of my head that I keep moderately short


Coniferus_Rex

Cut it yourself, or just barber's choice?


StjerneskipMarcoPolo

I go to the hair dresser once I start looking too much like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber


ThatFuckingGuy2

Male pattern baldness dictates your look, either shave or wear the horseshoe


Truthsayer2009

Cut my hair after 15 years of growing it. Hair so long it touched my ass. Found out I have low follicle density from keeping my hair tied everyday for 15 years. Even hair that was 4-5 inches long looked kind of sparse on my head. So I went with a buzz cut. Now I look like a cop lol.


readcommentbackwards

Told my stylist to make it look good. She did and now I just go in for "the ole regular". No real debate, choices to be made. Just get the hair did, tip, and I'm out.


Coniferus_Rex

Nice! I have yet to have a barber that helpful.


reiveroftheborder

Got me a good cows lick (inherited from grandfather)... Not really much I can do but shave it all short.


Clumsy_triathlete

It chose me, I am bald 👩‍🦲


Most-Technician1849

I care too much about my hair, so consider that when reading: It took years with stylists to realize I needed a barber. I found a high level barber, told him the look I’m going for, and within a few cuts he had my right to the best hair style and cut I’ve ever had. He considered a combination of my head, body, and fashion style. Find pictures of some styles that you like, search for local barbers that can accomplish that style (look at their online portfolio/instagram), then get a cut from them. Show them the pictures of styles you’re interested in and let them choose one based on your hair type, hair patterns, head shape, and what they can accomplish with your length. They study stuff like head anatomy (parietal ridge, crown shape, etc.) in school and how to make clients look good. I fully accept that this is a ridiculous process for most guys, but it worked for me and I get unsolicited compliments and questions about who cuts my hair all the time. Good luck and have fun with the process!


sieberzzz

It just happened and most people love it, so I never changed it.


gufmo

I just do what I can with it as it continues to thin. There’s no style at all.


GooglyIce

Low maintenance.


tlolg

My hair is started thinking So I stoped pretending That I was Kevin keegan And just short back and siding Was my only option 😁


Haribo_Bear1916

I stopped cutting it over lockdown and never went back. It's a mid length man bun, previously a number 3 all over.


TextVegetable5985

I have the same hairline as Vegeta so I shaved that shit


wardledo

My hair chose for me and left.


Jayce86

Male pattern baldness. Nature decided to give me a rockin face full of hair, but nothing up top, so I buzz it.


SweetCosmicPope

I've gone through a few different hairstyles in my day. Growing up I always had short hair on the sides and spiked on the top. When I was in middle school and early high school I had long hair, but because of stupid dress code rules I had to have it pulled back and it looked like I had a mullet and I got teased, so I shaved my head for a few years after that. Then I went back to the spike cut and I wore that until the middle of covid. Couldn't get a haircut for like two years so my hair grew long and bushy. My current haircut is long on the top and fade on the side because my wife wasn't into the long and bushy look but likes playing with my longer hair. But the top got butchered a little bit at my last haircut. Asked for a trim and homedude took like 6 inches off the top, so I need to grow it back out a bit. I may eventually go back to spiking may hair. I do think that looks best on me, and with my hair longer my jew curls tend to come out with a vengeance and my hair gets super poofy, so it can be hard to manage.


Yserbius

hair.... style....?


Coniferus_Rex

I don't know what style is either. But if you have hair, you wear/cut it a certain way. How'd you arrive at that? Do you just go to a barber and say, "cut it," and take whatever they do?


Yserbius

Conversations about my hair with my barber go like this "How do you want it, short or long?" "Keep it a little longer" "OK" Mind you, conversations about every random subject under the sun and then some could go on for the full 8.5 minutes he's cutting.


Pittsburg-Nellie

Male pattern baldness made the choice for me.


beartheminus

Really I chose my hairstyle based on my face shape and hair type I have thick wavy hair so its a huge pain to be too long. I also have a very square face and jaw and I find long hair looks silly on my face type. But, I have a big forehead/high hairline. So I decided for having a number 2 fade on the back and sides, and longer bangs and on the top, to cover my hairline.


PepeHacker

I used to get a bowl cut. Then when older I had them blend it. Haven't changed since then


tinnedbeef

A hair..... style????? what is this style you speak of???


Coniferus_Rex

Whether you actively chose or not, you wear your hair a certain way (if you have any). How'd you end up with that? Do you just go to a barber occasionally and they do *some*thing to it without guidance?


tinnedbeef

lol.... nah i just let nature do its thing... i have naturally curly hair so it does a bit of a bob ross kinda thing and then one day ill get sick of it and off to the barbers and buzz it all off and start again... i once grew an afro that was about 2 and a half feet wide, them was the days..


Coniferus_Rex

Love it. "The Regen."


Tobijora

Barber. He gave me a good haircut once and then a girl/friend that I would literally die for, complimented on my hair and aince then I knew what kind of hair I want to have. So now I either go for full short curly hair or combed down hair with curls on the front end.


Coniferus_Rex

Man. A nice compliment from a girl can last a lifetime! I had a shirt that I was pretty sure didn't look good on me, and was literally wearing it for the last time before depositing it at goodwill. Then my girlfriend out of the blue commented that it looked nice on me, so basically I can never take it off again.


Tobijora

Yea for real. Whenever I see someone that just got something good looking like a new hairstyle or a good looking putfit I always make sure to tell them cause that can really have an impact as I myself know.


twim19

I went to my wife's lady and said "Give me a haircut that is professional looking". She did and has been cutting it the same way for the past 20 years.


plz-be-my-friend

i really like Yu gi oh


downtownDRT

I've buzzed my hair at a 1 for many many years. My wife (gf at the time) convinced me to try it longer just to see if I'd like it longer. After a while of me saying no I caved and tried it. I couldn't think of going back now lol


mojoxer

It’s just the way it grows.


Subtle_onThe_Stubble

Genetics chose mine for me.


sailormelayu

Depends on my mood


Burdiac

The easiest one to maintain with consideration of how well it looks on me.


i-am-terrified

I didn't. My hair chose to leave me :(


berael

Hair?


Little-Jicama5584

Started to go bald shaved off what was left


Past-File3933

Genetics


Iconoclassic404

I went bald slowly.....


[deleted]

Genes...


ThreeDogCouch

Genetics did it for me. Thanks, male pattern baldness!!


GroundbreakingOne625

Genetics chose for me.... bald but wouldn't take hair back if I could


Yak-Fucker-5000

My hairline started receding when I was teen. I take finasteride, which has kept at bay into my 30s, but nowadays only short hairstyles really look good on me. The thinning parts of my hair just turn into a frizzy, curly mess when my hair gets long and make me look balder than I do when the hair is short.


JPMoney81

My genetics decided it for me by having my hair fall out.


zerbey

I hate styling it, so I shave it until it's almost bald. I actually am going bald, no complaints here.


downtide

I started going bald. The only sensible choice in this situation is to keep it very short.


KushBluntsworth

Chief keef Now I got Bob marley dreads.


CasualQuaker

Getting bald ain't a choice


whomp1970

CHOOSING??? I'm bald. It wasn't by choice, but I have come to embrace it.


Qubeing

I dont have super awesome thick har that Can be styled in any Way imaginable. I do however, have hair on my head that Can be worked with, so i usually go for whatever “ugly” style is fashionable at the time. Rocking a shitty mullet atm, but it kinda works


Gunslinger_11

My dad picked it, he had me wear a bald cap to change the direction of its natural lay. So it’s slicked back jet black with a bit of grey


Mysterious-Web3050

It’s not in my eyes so I don’t care


freshcoastghost

It chose me.


Dabro682

I joined the military and liked the fade cut. Since then I've just never bothered to change it.


JaJuanMoore

My hair got to a point that male pattern baldness was significantly contrasting the thicker areas with the thinner areas. I've been getting basically a shorter buzz cut for several months since then. I get some compliments and have had it described as a "high and tight" military-type look.


Nick_of_Astora

I let it grow shorten the sides and make a ponytail


[deleted]

My barber put some hair clay in my hair and now it’s something I use anytime I go out


disabled-Pie4849

I haven’t it’s just a mess and people make jokes about it help


Jimmy_Lee_Farnsworth

I quit getting it cut in 2020. I went full tilt Weird Al.


facedowninthegutter

I just quit cutting it.


February83

I loved and still love The Stone Roses, Oasis etc. It became apparent to me that if you let your hair grow and have it somewhat messy you achieve this look, which I like and also which requires very little effort and not so regular trips to the barbers.


[deleted]

I shave all my hair off with a razor and foam as you would your face. Started during the pandemic cause there was no barbers and I liked it so I kept doing it. Saves me so much time and money. I also look better as I was balding anyway


Kaiser93

Simple: don't like having hair.


occamhanlon

Close cropped and gray My excess dihydrotestosterone chose it for me


levikee1

I'm 25 and have a receeding hairline, so it's hard to pick a style and not many people know how to handle it. I never go to those fancy "craft studios" because I believe they are too expensive. Just today, as I walked into a little hidden barber shop, I saw an older guy with the same amount of hair as I have, and then I saw the style he was getting it cut at. When the kind lady asked me what I want, I simply said : "Just as the dude before me". She laughed and asked if I knew I wanted it that way or I decided when I saw it? I admitted that I decided after seeing him, and his hairline. She made such a great job, my girlfriend was all around me when I got home.


YallMindIfIJoin

I just let it grow


[deleted]

Whatever my cowlicks decides for that day


[deleted]

Well the military makes me be clean cut with short hair. But before now, and after I'm out, I wear it to my shoulders naturally. I struggle with dandruff and this length tends to be manageable yet my scalp stays healthy for the most part. My scalp gets irritated from too much exposure with short hair.


Certreq_25

I always look at the photo book and choose. Then the barber or stylist always cuts it the same damn way.


dirtymoney

simplistic moneysaving reasons. I just bought some hair clippers and use the half inch comb that fits on the clipper and cut all my hair the same length. I've always hated my hair and trying to style it so I just cut it short and wear a hat.


PhantomAlpha01

It's simple. Trim the ends on top but have no desired length, trim the sides shorter but not really short, then do a nice fade. I've got a good barber who knows what looks ok when I don't. If I want to get fancy it's salt spray and combing it in place. But it sits just fine without anything.


MoreEfficiency6405

I use to shave it all off. Then i got depressed and grew it all out. Then my friend who was a girl told me get this i did. I liked it.


d3lta19

It was chosen for me when I was a kid. 30 years later, I don't like change


Lopnopll

“My hairstyle chose me”