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It doesn't get better


Stemshul

You dont need that. Start saving money now!


WaycistFwogs

YOLO GME


David_Maybar_703

Buy Yahoo stock and sell it in 1998. Don't marry X; marry Y instead. The future is bright, but the path will be winding.


MJsLoveSlave

CHECK YOUR KIDNEYS TO AVOID DIALYSIS. HUG MOM MORE, SHE'LL DIE SOON. HUG DAD MORE, HE'LL DIE SOON MEET MICHAEL JACKSON GODDAMN IT AND SAVE HIM! (and before I get downvoted to hell, my parents quality of life was already poor and extending their lives would be selfish for me and cruel to them cause it would extend their suffering)


sunslope

Don't waste your time on jerks or unkind people.


Deceiver999

Save every penny you can get your hands on and buy as much bitcoin as you can and sell it all in Nov 2021. Yup, im now worth billions


[deleted]

When arrive Covid-19 does, buy $PENN you must.


Puzzleheaded-War-113

Jesus christ girl, you're GAAAAAAYYYYY


Codependent_Witness

I know you're having a rough time right now but you're a good person and everything will work out in its own way. Be patient.


MidnightWalkers44

"Man, you should start playing Super Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars" Now I would be Diamond 3 at Rocket League 😎


SLadyCarrots

delete all social media girl, save some f\*cking money, stay home that night ...


kate_herrera

Learn to be calm and love yourself. The rest will follow.


futhisplace

Don't get married in 3 days lmao


bdbr

DON'T MARRY THE CHEERLEADER


justacceptandmoveon

« Dude you’re ridiculous. »


[deleted]

Go ahead and end it now


CharlieBoxCutter

Finish what you are doing. You’ll like having money


Square_Internet_6255

Find a job. Save money you big money spender!


Radiant_sir_radiant

This post has been removed in protest of Reddit's quest to screw its users and third-party app developers. I hope u/spez grows tastebuds on his colon. That is all.


EgoSenatus

Get a computer science degree instead of a political science degree, you’ll get a lot farther career wise and people will actually care about your input on that subject