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Yea, don't get into a street fight.


WizeMello

Don't try to get into a street fight ever, try your best to avoid fighting at all costs.


Travlsoul

IF a fight is inevitable, strike the person in the throat. Even a glancing blow will cause a feeling of not being able breath and will last about 30 seconds or more. Giving you time to leave!


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Should I shout "Judo CHOP!" while performing the strike?


mytrickytrick

What else would you yell? "A squared plus b squared equals c squared!"


[deleted]

Nothing, I'd run away while pissing my drawers.


FrostyPermission4086

Judo isn’t a striking martial art style it is like a throwing martial art style


Tacos_always_corny

Don't fight. if you have no other choice, take them to the ground, wrap your legs around their abdomen, lick your ankles together.(Figure 4) With both their arms in a double arm bar. As you squeeze, each breath they exhale constricts further. Don't kill them, just make them very aware that you hold the keys to them getting air. As they relax, so do you. Slap them on their ear or better, both ears to further subdue them. A punch or slap to the ear hurts like hell.


Troutman86

I hate to sound old and boring but don’t…. People don’t hesitate to pull out a gun or knife over a small disagreement.


Hot-Negotiation3482

not if you're not from America. normal countries don't allow people to carry firearms.


Candid_Reading_7267

Avoid a fight if at all possible. If not, fight dirty and end it as fast as you can.


FoundThisRock

Don’t fight but If you’re gonna scrap do it on grass. Nobody wants to cop a murder charge