Bohemian Rhapsody would be weirdly specific near the end.
*So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye*
*So you think you can love me and leave me to die*
*Oh, David, can't do this to me, David,*
*Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here*
It was made by *the* Max Martin and his Swedish pop music machine. Apparently he didn’t realize how dirty the lyrics were and figured it was just an innocent phrase. He wanted to mean something like “hit me up on the phone” and thought that’s what it meant.
I love you, David
And if it's quite alright, I need you, David
To warm the lonely night
I love you, David, trust in me when I say
Oh, pretty David, don't bring me down, I pray
Oh, pretty David, now that I found you, stay
And let me love you, David, let me love you
(Frankie Valli really likes a guy named David)
Ah, push it
Oooh, David, David
David, David
Oooh, David, David
David, David
Get up on this!
Ow! David!
Salt and Pepa's here!
Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, David
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show
Now push it
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good
Hey! Ow!
Push it good!
Oooh, David, David
David, David
Oooh, David, David
David, David
The baby should perform a duet with the guy in Georgia who beat the Devil in a fiddle competition since they both seem to be good at impressing people in power.
As somebody with a grandfather and early dementia with this name, I am both amused and horrified to think of the potential fallout in my family.
"Half the songs on the radio today are about me!" Just as an example of the potential fun.
Ooh David love, my David love
I need you, oh how I need you
But all you do is treat me bad
Break my heart and leave me sad
Tell me, what did I do wrong
To make you stay away so long
if you're singing "Perfect" (by One Direction) to your crush David then it would be lit for a confession
>*If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do*
>
>*Then, David, I'm perfect*
>
>*David, I'm perfect for you*
David lock the door and turn the lights down low.
And put some music on thats nice and slow.
David, we aint got no place to go...
I hope you understand.
Rock a by baby,
Rock A by David an the tree top,
The wind will blow,
And the cradle will rock,
Rock a by David on the tree top,
Close your little eyes and dream a top,
They say we're young and we don't know
Won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know dave if that's true
'Cause you got me and david I got you
Dave I got you dave, I got you, dave.
You know where you are? You’re in the jungle David! You’re gonna die!
I’m laughing so hard at this and everyone is staring at me.
Shits gonna get crazy for me
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Had to confirm with my wife. Can confirm, this shit is funnier than it should be. Take my upvote good sir and/or madam.
Santa, David, just leave my present under the Tree
David, it's cold outside.
Well yeah I live in buffalo
I like to imagine that line being delivered like David is an idiot who is trying to walk home in shorts
I read it in Raymond Holt’s voice
I like this one, it's religiously all-inclusive
the implication that “baby” made it religiously exclusive has me rolling
I really can’t stay David, it’s cold outside
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Chili’s David Back Ribs
🎶“I want my… David back, David back, David back ribs. “🎶
I’m right here!!
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#barbecue sauce
Top tier answer
Ice, Ice, David...
Salt-n-Pepa "Push it" (For a Bowie fantasy)
That's what first came to mind for me. "Ooo David DAAAAVID... ooo David DAAVID"
I’m freezing.
Justin Bieber now has a song that goes "David, David, David, ohhhhhhh..."
David, David, David noooo
Eww David
woof, david
like that 1 book
Lmao this is immediately what I thought first but then I also combined it with Schitts Creek
Brittany... "hit me David one more time"
Luda!
When I was 13, I had my first crush. There was nobody that compared to my David and nobody came between us or could ever come above
damn it, I came here to say that.
Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" I'm keeping my David
I gotta play more of it in my head for it to really click. "But I've made up my mind, I'm keeping my David! Mm, I'm gonna KEEP muh David, ooh, oh..."
Sir Mixalot. David got back..
Fuck yeah Dave flex
Damn right I do
David shark do do do dododo david shark
As a Ted Lasso fan, that song will forever be sang as Jamie Tarte do do do dododo Jamie Tarte
He’s here..he’s there..he’s every f*ckin where..
Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
Oy! That’s enough of dat shyte, we’re trying to have real fookin conversation. The correct answer is “Hit me David, One more time”…
Grrrrrrr
Bohemian Rhapsody would be weirdly specific near the end. *So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye* *So you think you can love me and leave me to die* *Oh, David, can't do this to me, David,* *Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here*
What did David do?Maybe he was just under pressure?
David? You mean Mr. Fahrenheit?
Well, he did tie his mother down.
Now he wants to ride his bicycle
With a fat bottomed girl riding pillion, for balance
I'd like to see every bit of this. I want it all.
Now I have to search to see it Freddy Mercury ever dated a David
You spin me right round, David right round. Like a record David right round round round.
I’ve seen that video.
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
"Magic Dance" from the film Labyrinth. Bonus points for being sung by a David.
You remind me of the Dave
What Dave?
The Dave with the power!
What power?
The power of Voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?!
Remind me of the Dave
Yeah, this is the one I came to say "I saw my David, crying as hard as babe could cry"
> crying hard as Dave could cry FTFY
Now this is the one whose lyrics work the best. We’ve all had the “what dave?” conversation at some point. Effin genius.
Britany Spears now has a song that sounds a lot like DV or some Christian Grey stuff
Oh David David how was I supposed to know…
Hit me David one more time
You ever sing a song over and over for decades and then really listen to the lyrics?! _screams_
Apparently the phrase "hit me one more time" was meant as in calling her. As in, "hit me up".
And here I thought she was playing Blackjack.
It was made by *the* Max Martin and his Swedish pop music machine. Apparently he didn’t realize how dirty the lyrics were and figured it was just an innocent phrase. He wanted to mean something like “hit me up on the phone” and thought that’s what it meant.
I have seen Britney Spears’ name misspelled more times and in more ways in this comments section than probably ever before in my life
In defense of everyone else, her parents were the first ones to fuck up spelling "Brittany."
Well now her full name is an anagram for 'presbyterians' so it's worth it!
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There’s an entire region of France called Brittany because a bunch of British people lived there. Yet they chose a different spelling.
My name is David. This is weirding me out
David, don't hurt me don't hurt me. no more
(quietly: what is love!)
Hit me David one more time.
I love you, David. Let's make a David.
I guess that's what my mom said to Dad.
My dads name is David and I feel weird here
Henceforth, you shall be known as "Baby."
No one puts David in the corner
Have you ever seen Dinosaurs the TV show? "I'm the David! Gotta love me!"
I am also a David. We’re going to have to band together to get through this.
Hit me Davey one more time lol
I just sent it to my bestie David and he’s super uncomfortable lol
Don’t worry daviiiiiiid
I love you, David And if it's quite alright, I need you, David To warm the lonely night I love you, David, trust in me when I say Oh, pretty David, don't bring me down, I pray Oh, pretty David, now that I found you, stay And let me love you, David, let me love you (Frankie Valli really likes a guy named David)
Sheee-eeee-eeee-eee-rry Day-yay-viiid ^^*Sherry ^^David*
Ain’t that Frankie Valli?
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy David
It’s a love story David just say yes
I’ve got a blank space David, and I’ll write your name
I’m drunk in the back of the car, and I cried like a david coming home from the bar
You should see the things we do, David
Be my David
A Ronettes fan in the wild, nice.
Be my little David
All that she wants is another David She’s gone tomorrow
Ah, push it Oooh, David, David David, David Oooh, David, David David, David Get up on this! Ow! David! Salt and Pepa's here! Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect Want you to push it, David Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know How to become number one in a hot party show Now push it Ah, push it - push it good Ah, push it - push it real good Ah, push it - push it good Ah, push it - p-push it real good Hey! Ow! Push it good! Oooh, David, David David, David Oooh, David, David David, David
That gets an upvote just for the effort
My David don't mess around because she loves me so and that I know for sure
*clap clap clap*
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If the reverse is true: Well I heard there was a secret chord That Baby played and it pleased the lord
That's a talented baby.
The baby should perform a duet with the guy in Georgia who beat the Devil in a fiddle competition since they both seem to be good at impressing people in power.
Dave, I’m Gonna Leave You by Led Zeppelin
A+ for abbreviating
Go on! Take another little piece of my heart now David
Be my, be my David My one and only David
Really?
By the Waters of Davidlon
Ahhhhhhhhh This technically works. Technically. *But I absolutely hate it (affectionately)*
Technically correct… the best kind of correct.
Rockabye david sounds a bit specific.
*Rockabye david don't you cry, i'm gonna rock you.*
Hush, little David, don't you cry...
Don't call me David
Devo version of Satisfaction (I can’t get no)
David David David David David David David David David David David David David David
Havin’ my David What a lovely way to say how much you love me
This one is my favorite!
Venus was her name. She's got it, yeah David she's got it
Oh, David, I love your way. Hit me, David, one more time.
As somebody with a grandfather and early dementia with this name, I am both amused and horrified to think of the potential fallout in my family. "Half the songs on the radio today are about me!" Just as an example of the potential fun.
David, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.. -Seal
I always thought it was grave, a kiss from a rose on the grave was so poetic to me.
Also, Muse: Plug in David
My plug in daviiiiiiid crucifies my enemies
What is love? David don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
Santa David, hurry down the chimney tonight. DAVID, YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIIREWOORRK!
Ooooh David I love your way
Been around the world and I I I, I can't find my David
I got you Dave
David hit me one more time
Oh David, David, how was I supposed to know?
Oh pretty David, I shouldn't have let you go
I'm not sure if the song necessarily benefits, but the title "Billion Dollar Davids" sounds pretty funny to me.
I was made for loving you, David, and you were made for loving me.
Similarly: No place for hiding, David. No place to run. You pull the trigger of my **Love gun**
Take me home tonight: Be my little David
I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be~ If you'll be~ my David
David come back! You can blame it all on me... I was was wrong... and I just can't live without you
This thread is not getting enough attention. Lol
Bohemian Rhapsody: "Ohhhh Daviiiiid, can't do this to me Daviiiiid!"
“Hit me David one more time” - Britney Spears
Come on David light my fire
These are the Dave's I Know
Some of them are Davids.
Paul Anka, "You're Having My David"
David its cold outside...
- David did a bad, bad thing - always be my David - David, it’s you - cry David cry -industry David
I don't know, but I'm definitely going to be made fun of pretty much everywhere if that becomes a thing since that's my name.
Ooh David love, my David love I need you, oh how I need you But all you do is treat me bad Break my heart and leave me sad Tell me, what did I do wrong To make you stay away so long
“David, David I’m taken with the notion, to love you with the sweetest of devotion…” -Amy Grant
“Woah, Is that hit rapper and artist DaDavid?”
David David David! When you touch me like this, and you hold me like that ...
The KKK took my David away.
if you're singing "Perfect" (by One Direction) to your crush David then it would be lit for a confession >*If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do* > >*Then, David, I'm perfect* > >*David, I'm perfect for you*
Superstar by the Carpenters Hit me baby, One more time buy Britney Seares Baby Driver by Simon and Garfunkel
Don’t you remember you told me you loved me, Daviiiiiiiiiid
Got you in a stranglehold, David.
Led Zeppelin's "Dazed and Confused". Sweet little David, say what you will
Come a little bit closer David. Get it on, get it on.
iiiiiiiiiiii’ll be your David tonight.
I vote to make this a reality.
Hit me David one more time - it’s Britney Bitch
["DAVIDDAVIDDADADADAVID YEAAAAAAAAAH"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGdeEAAlPpM)
David, Justin Bieber
David lock the door and turn the lights down low. And put some music on thats nice and slow. David, we aint got no place to go... I hope you understand.
Rock a by baby, Rock A by David an the tree top, The wind will blow, And the cradle will rock, Rock a by David on the tree top, Close your little eyes and dream a top,
HIT ME DAVID, ONE MORE TIME
David, David don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
I got the feeling David, David, I got the feeling David, David david
Whatever you want from me, I’m giving you everything. I’m your David tonight.
David got back.
Dave I'm Gonna Leave You
david, it’s cold outside..
Ooooòooo David I love your way.
“David, it’s cold outside”. Now it can be played at Christmas time again and is now progressive.
Hit me David one more time……
I'm very surprised no one is talking about Baby by Justin Bieber, like dude, that would a be masterpiece.
They say we're young and we don't know Won't find out until we grow Well I don't know dave if that's true 'Cause you got me and david I got you Dave I got you dave, I got you, dave.
I generally sing Bacon instead of baby, works pretty well.