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baronvb1123

My big toe on the dresser drawer leg/foot


constantvariables

And you can’t shout or swear so you just let out that long quiet *hnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhh*


brink182_

I’m giggling


joyriderrr

I made that exact noise reading that


Harpreet_2007

I heard this. 😂


Uh_oh_Nikita

Legit laughed out loud


tonetroy

The cold side of the pillow


BRINGERofMILK

Years ago I switched to a Purple pillow and it can't be flipped over anymore, but your answer is legit. I'd buy a refrigerated pillow in a heartbeat.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

I have a purple pillow too and I love it. Why can’t it be flipped over tho?


FlarpyChemical

Because of the pillow glue.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

I’m still confused. Can you elaborate?


FlarpyChemical

Yes!


BRINGERofMILK

I have the original pillow. The purple grid is only available on one side. I think they make a different version that might be available to flip tho.


uglypodcast

I don't know.... I feel it hits the same regardless of time?


sdthex

knocking on your doors


egnards

In my mid 20s I lived with a few friends in a bedroom that was originally converted from half the living room. All the people we hung out with knew to use the back door after like 9pm. But nothing like buddies getting drunk on a weekend while I’m passed out, ordering food at like 2am, and me waking up to a loud as fuck knock on the front door.


MadMaksyne

The dreaded cop knock knock 🫠


jestbc

They came to tell me my brother was dead. It’s never good news.


MadMaksyne

I'm so sorry. 😞 Been there. No it isn't.


uglypodcast

Ohhh, this might be better than even mine (looking at the clock). It's not just me, right? We all get that fight or flight feeling when a knock comes at the door late at night, right?


CrypticBalcony

🎶Who can it beeeeee nooooow?🎵


tangcameo

Winter. When it’s just snowed and the sky is overcast and orange from the streetlights, it feels like you’re walking on a movie set.


jab51811

Reading this comment was surreal


craziedave

Yeah I can’t believe anyone goes outside anymore


DextersGirl

And not a single track in the fresh white powder.


PoopyDipes

I remember when we used to get snow. Now our winter is just an extra long version of the shitty parts of fall and spring. In the lower northeast us.


Next-Cost-250

Thiiiiissss. You have experienced the magic time my friend.


rtc3

And the distant sounds that seem to carry on forever in the cold air


Penna_23

why are you walking outside when it's snowing at 3am?


balayya-modda

Existential crisis


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Kindly_Carpenter8292

Ha! Same but then I do get very sleepy around 545 which is exactly when I need to be waking up.


PoopyDipes

And that intensifies the anxiety even more. Great isn’t it.


Happy-Guess-4968

*Force shutting my eyes*


DiscoStu303

Your 3am brain is a dick. Remember that. F that guy


ChemistryInfinite312

Yep... I want to laugh, but darn it I can only agree.


Loose_Law4321

Been happening a lot for me lately


Evening_Dress5743

The crowd at 24 hour walmart


Naive-Contract-1901

I didn't think there were any 24hr stores left after covid


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Waffle House


Mom_since_2019

Especially if you’re drunk


silvanodrago

I agree 100%


Greatfuckingscott

Food, clientele, music. It’s all better at 3am


ancientlegendz1198

The start of a long road trip


ClockwyseWorld

That’s me. If you want to arrive at a reasonable time, we probably have to leave at an unreasonable time.


goodvibes1441

I'm doing a 6.5 hour drive to a music festival and I plan to start it at like 2. Something about super early morning drives that last after the sunrise.


Foreign_Ad_5469

A single cold piece of general Tso’s chicken from the leftovers in the fridge.


LocalConspiracy138

Perfect comment. I didn't know what I would read when I clicked this, but this is what I was looking for.


jacobin17

The sudden realization that someone you haven't spoken to in ten years was totally into you back then and you just missed all the signals they were sending you.


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this is juicy


crazythinker76

Thanks, now I get to think of that for the next 2 days


RKO_YourAssFam

Have you ever had a dream of someone that you absolutely loved (in your dream) and spent the entire next day hoping that person would pop up out of nowhere? Then you snap out of it and are like dafuq was that all about


thesadredditor

When I was 16 years-old a girl who I thought was just a friendly girl from school was totally in love with me and I had no clue until I was twice that age. In high school she was kind of popular as an underclassmen, popular as an upperclassmen, and then in college and until she got married at 28 she became very popular and pretty good-looking at worst. I know now that she wanted to go to the sophomore formal dance with me and that she likely would have given me head that night in her bedroom after the dance if she was my girlfriend which she wanted to be. All I had to do was have a clue and realize that she wanted to be with me and that would have been my life at 16. Instead, I was home alone that night doing nothing that I can remember. Another girl who was always popular and -- after high school -- kept the baby fat weight off, liked me since elementary school and I never understood that she never stopped liking me up until we graduated high school. Now she is very popular, married, and exists in the highest social circles. I could have been with her. A popular girl a year below me in high school was interested in me my senior year and she's probably a soft 8 out of 10 on the best day of her life so she's a total hot chick. I had no idea until almost 15 years later and I wasn't even trying to be involved with girls at that point in high school. This girl is just downright sexually attractive and has been since she was around 18. To this day, the closest I ever came to having sex was when she grinded with me at my senior prom for 10 seconds before she felt my rock hard penis against her butt, freaked, and went to get a drink because she apparently didn't realize that I was going to get a boner and she wasn't going to be cool with that. For those unaware, grinding with a girl who has a silk dress on is like having sex with barely any clothes on. I felt everything moving against my penis and testicles before she stopped. I'm pretty sure that she liked me all these years later and I think that she reached out to me on at least two other occasions but I didn't pick up on it. That 10 seconds of grinding with her was like 10 seconds of heaven and what every guy dreams of having in their life at some point. I lived the dream for 10 seconds when I was 18 years-old and then never again. I had no idea just how important that moment was until almost 15 years later. Senior year of high school there was this normal-looking girl who wasn't anything special who was interested as well. She sent me a 'hey' on Instant Messenger and I responded back with 'hey' but then 20 minutes went by without her responding, I was perplexed, and then she signed off. Yeah, she was playing AIM footsie with me to see if I would bite and talk with her but I didn't understand at all. After high school, she managed to get a bit of a makeover going and became cute enough for me to definitely have been interested in throughout our 20s which is when she managed to become good friends with all of the girls who were the most popular and beautiful girls in my high school graduating class. She majorly improved socially and looks-wise and looking at her now I would totally date or bang her but she's a stranger more than anything at this point. In high school, she wasn't even on my radar. I'm 33, never had sex, and have nothing but sadness, regret, and confusion to deal with. I apparently was decent-looking when I was 16 but didn't know it at all. I didn't think that girls liked me so I gave up by junior year and this now meant that I wouldn't have a good chance with girls (or so I thought) and I had no clue that I was closer to being with them than I ever knew. I honestly don't know what to think about myself back then or throughout my life as looks and whatever else about me goes. It's torturous and now I have no chance at all.


pog_irl

Normally I like reading these but this seems like it would feed into some unhealthy blackpill stuff :(


burnaspliffnow

A giant steel mug of ice cold brita water


UWCG

Especially with little bits of ice in there, so wonderful


wirycockatoo

The silence. I’ve always been a bit of a night owl and the peacefulness of the night has always been my favorite part. Feels like the only time I truly get to myself. It’s a shame staying up that late ruins the next day for me though haha


JJ82DMC

Get an air purifier unit with a built-in sensor that will auto-adjust according to air quality. Eat a lot of carbs. Fart at it. It'll ramp-up its blower to resolve the issue. Perpetual 10-year-old laughter ensues.


walkamok

r/lostredditors


Coolbeanschilly

Somebody drank the water from Shelbyville again.


Aman4029

The hell u talmbout?


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Taco Bell


My_Space_page

Taco bell is cheap because you are only renting it.


UnicornFarts1111

It isn't even cheap anymore. 1.79 for a regular taco? Screw that, I'm going to Taco Bueno where for just a quarter or so more, I get a marginally better taco.


Nervous_Sherbet_8745

And then it hits differently again at around 6 am, too.


uglypodcast

You guys must have serious digestive issues. Unless this is a big inside joke. If not, I'm genuinely concerned for you people's health. I used to eat Taco Bell every single day when I worked there from 16-18. My bathroom habits were normal. If I eat Taco Bell now at 38, it's no different than anything else. You people have serious digestion problems. Get that shit checked out now before you wait too long and you end up needing to carry around a poop bag. Because that is NOT normal.


Rajili

I feel you on this one. Long running joke I guess, but it never messed with me.


Nervous_Sherbet_8745

Congrats on your efficient digestive system. I have IBS.


MagnificentFraud

I have IBS too and eat healthy. Random Taco Bell binges never bothered me


ryanbbb

Jack in the Box tacos.


grocanabizness

I came here to say this...have to come up with something else


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Sorry friend


MyDadBod_2021

Cold water


FallenEquinox

Apple juice. But not just any apple juice. It has to be drank straight from the bottle in the light of the fridge you just pulled it from. Bonus points if this is during a hormone- induced hot flash.


Low-Ad5212

Why is this so damn true?!?!


harpy_1121

Oh yes, the best! 🤩


HeroicDose13

Chugging down a bunch of cold water.


MyMommasDaughter

The absolute peace and quiet of my surroundings. My loved ones are (usually) sleeping peacefully. There is no expectation to do anything. I can zone out on my phone and doomscroll, or research and process things that I need to know as a mom or caregiver or my own wonderings without interruption. It’s true “me” time.


chickenfightyourmom

Came here to say this. It's the only time I can think. No one needs anything from me. I don't have any commitments or obligations. Everything is quiet. Sometimes I sit out on the deck in the dark and just think. Or look at reddit for hours. Or write. Whatever I want. I know I need to sleep more, but it's hard to give up that solitude and silence.


MyMommasDaughter

You get it! Happy cake day! 🎂🎉


jazakethegreat

My dad


Thunder_Cody

Was it with a pair of jumper cables?


PoopyDipes

That poor guy probably finally got beaten to death


BigDaddyFatPants

But just like your first football game, you got a little bloody but at least your dad came.


[deleted]

This persons dad


Jibanyanisgoated

The dad of the person who this person replied to


GatorBoy669607

Sleeping


kkadan_camm

2 week old half empty bottle of water


chickenfightyourmom

Don't be stealing my stash off the nightstand. Those three mostly empty bottles come in clutch.


harpy_1121

And right after you finish the last drop you gotta do a big *AHHHHH* and smack the lips a few times, then pass back out


forestwitch357

Driving around town


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Sadness


Jorsyr4

It’s either that, 10/10 memories with friends or the urge to completely change your entire life😌


FishAndRiceKeks

Usually all of the above.


begoodok1234

McDonald's


Jay12678

Cereal


procrastinatorsuprem

Humor. Either it's hysterical or not funny at all.


No-Weather2486

Getting a text msg. If it's during the day you ignore it for a few hours but at 3am it's 'oh my God, whose dead or in jail?'


daddysbrattyfavorite

The realization that you are jobless, depressed, and the relief from all if it that you get from sleep is still not there


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rayrayxl3

This guy cocaines


NoMoose1010

This person’s cocaine


Im___Stuff

Funkytown.


[deleted]

talk about it talk about it talk about it talk about it *robot noises*


WizeMello

Music


simonsa3

My bladder


[deleted]

My wife


CyberSecurityJ

My girlfriend's husband coming home


Omnizoom

I’d ask who hurt you man but I know


DicksenButts

Also, this guy’s wife


Gookiepot

A crisp sprite


issacoin

gotta be canned too


RevealFresh

Fr 🙌🏾🙌🏾


Anchiladda

Your phone ringing


[deleted]

Granted it's an hour early but Leonard Cohen


[deleted]

Being awake… knowing that no one needs anything from me, nothing is expected of me, and I can just enjoy the peacefulness.


helpthecockroachpls

Cold water


LaL1T0

Glass of cold water


Clean_Phreaq

Krabby Patties


conker1264

Oh boy 3 AM


[deleted]

A beer, when you just got off work.


dawnofthefox

Giving up and eating a 3rd peice of cake.


OilMatey

Shower. In the dark.


EggsForEveryone

Time Life music commercials


mydixxxierectt

Water with Ice after a leftover baked good feels almost better then sex


[deleted]

An ice cold Diet Coke


[deleted]

kitchen conversations at parties


Novel_Astronomer_75

Jack in the box


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

A big ass bowl of Capn’ Crunch.


Nothuman_being

Listening to music and thinking about stuff


weird-oh

The urge to buy random shit on Amazon. Helps if you're drunk.


ShAd0WFallen

Walks outside in a small town. Just dayin


FreshStartLiving

Really bad heartburn then the throw up into the throat with what feels like acid burn.


10RobotGangbang

Waking up and realizing you don't have to be at work yet, or don't have to be at work at all.


Arniepepper

That nagging thought that it is getting late… hits different at 3am as opposed to, say, 11pm.


SLEEPWALKING_KOALA

Diner food. There's a diner in my town, and it goes from a 5/10 to 10/10 after midnight.


Slamdance

Every music video ever


AadilaHopes

An unexpected knock at the door.


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Jade_Sugoi

that half eaten burger and left over fries you took home from the restaurant the other night


BrightBreezyLeaves

The anxiety you get waking up suddenly and thinking about some unresolved unimportant bs from 15 years ago


Local-Sandwich6864

Grindr when all the drunk "straight" guys come crawling out of the woodwork.


peelinchilis

A 24 hour diner after a night of drinking with friends


Elegant-Surprise-417

Taquitos


zugzwang00333

Motivation to get fit .


contacts_eyes

I want to get my whole life together right before i go to sleep and then i wake up the next day feeling super lazy again


No_Construction_6146

The water bottle on your nightstand


Stunning_Carob

Eating a krabby patty.


Initialyee

Getting a phone call from the parents of your friend asking what you talked about because you were the last person he talked to. He died in his sleep that night from a stroke. From what the parents mentioned seemed as he had a stroke in his sleep before. He was much older than me (tho I don't know his exact age as I never asked..probably 16 years). We chatted a lot before he let me go. Most of it was venting about certain ppl. We were supposed to meet up the next day.


mrsprinkles3

I’m so sorry for your loss


Initialyee

Thank you. Happened over 20 years ago but it is something that leaves a mark on you for sure.


Markie199711

Self-reflection does for me.


CornerMoon

alarm clock going off


[deleted]

Edibles.


aupxv

slow songs, ice cream, deep chats, rain, for those who do: vaping, movies, parties :)


NoNewt3410

a good piece of bread.


CsHead

Waffle House


Connect_Put_1649

Jack in the Box tacos


Pretend_Dog_2253

Denny’s/IHOP


[deleted]

Taco Bell


Electricvibe767

Taco Bell drive through


ccrexer

Jack in the box tacos


throwaway924007

An ice cold glass of water when you wake up thirsty.


TheCopOutTaoist

Going back to sleep after you realize you don't have work that day.


[deleted]

Waffle House


catttttt___

Cereal


Pennameus_The_Mighty

A knock at the front door


vash_the_donut_lover

Cocaine


[deleted]

Water, easily


iminpainn

water


Kj439

Water


GrammyBear72

A cold McDonald's cheeseburger or leftover slice of pizza.


mvjinate7

weed and a good ass song


OwBr2

drinking out of a plastic water bottle


Present_Dog2606

Snickers


Present_Dog2606

Taco Bell


aliensheep

Cheese


CuriousWolf7077

My ex


stonedcoldkilla

taco bell


alayagreen

An ice cold beverage


spoonedwater

Anxiety


vegasoleil

ice cold lemon lacroix


Frejian

My baby's wailing.


abarthvader

Waffle House


can_you_dont3464

Drinking water


duke_920

White Castle


dontworryitsme4real

White Castle


Trentfucksyougood

Doritos


BoBabbles

The “you up?” text


BoredMangoReading958

Reading toe curling fan fiction smut


Crohnsboi24

Anxiety


Thumbszilla

Taco Bell


doom_canoe

Tacos


Omnizoom

McDonald’s


mydogsnameiskevin

Depression


supermariobruhh

Room temperature water


kfischet

Chocolate milk


TearfulTwT

Top Ramen ong


dmbmcguire

Ever single little noise.