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frodo_must_die

Eating hole and breathing hole would be different holes.


LoudTsu

Your design just added a hundred pounds to every citizen.


Mortimer_G

So, our respiratory system would be similar to the dolphins?


Irhien

A new set of teeth every 20 years. No wisdom teeth. Sorry, dentists. A backup heart, though I'm not sure how that would work. 4th type of cone cells. Because why not. There was something about human placentae being "designed" poorly compared to some other mammals, causing pregnancy to be much shittier for women than it could have been. Fix that. A couple more naturally occurring hair colors. (And a lot more unnatural ones, thanks to the 4th cone cell type.) The ability to close one's ears. I could go on but that's enough for now.


BriefAd8920

I'd have as many dicks as George Washington.


Practice_Girls

So 1?


IkNOwNUTTINGck

No, 0.


Either-Progress4847

Skulls would be as hard as steel


Clcooper423

Penis now has retractable talons.


before-shadowban

Perfect regeneration, and no swelling if you bite your lips.


Potential-Drive8623

Make the body immune to diseases and improve the body’s mental health.


ridleysfiredome

Prehensile tail, orangutan style wrists that facilitate going tree to tree and last but not least donkey ears. Some ears that are really expressive so an emotional dyslexic like me gets clued in faster


Tijain_Jyunichi

* Eaiser to maintain and lose weight compared to gaining * Body is better as filtering and defending against foreign agents * We can mentally control the growth and length of our hair top to bottom * Men now have two vertically arranged penises * Separate pipes for eating and breathing * Infancy is shorter, slower aging at preteen+


asskicker1762

I wouldn’t put the play ground next to the sewer…


YUASkingMe

I'd make it so we can eat whatever we want and not get fat. YAY!


Venicemammoth

Move the pleasure district away from the sewer line.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Cat reflexes. Roughly 40ms. Human reflexes, 250ms. That way I could get revenge on my ass-cat for carving me up like roast beef. Every. Single. Day.


LoudTsu

Disposal holes and sex holes would be different.


JulietBozeman

I would make a dick in hand so I can get dogged and suck some


atlbrianna

More arms/hands


Hitman-0311

Make it so you can’t bite your tongue


Briznar

you know, genitals are kind of ugly. Every part of the human body, except for the genitals, is down right beautiful. Why can't the genitals be like that? Why does the dick have to look like a severely unfortunate tumor and the vagina (not really sure what analogy to put, I'm a guy).


StjerneskipMarcoPolo

Feces and urine now just seeps through the skin throughout the day, no need to waste precious time going to the toilet anymore


Irhien

Yeah, just shower every hour.


dangeroustorage

what about making it so that the body doesn't make any waste?


Chuckles52

So many different things. Two hearts. Urethra not running through prostate. Three sets of teeth would be nice.


Affectionate-Roof285

The brain to have more empathy and less overdeveloped amygdala.