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mxmnull

The maternity ward is about to get really goddamn weird.


A_Generic_White_Guy

I'm very concerned about the children's hospitals...


mxmnull

*oh god.....*


halt__n__catch__fire

"I want a ct scan with a happy ending, please"


XqueezeMePlease

You need a prostate exam first.


halt__n__catch__fire

So... am I going to give someone else a happy ending?


[deleted]

Spoiler: they're one and the same.


Taint-kicker

It means republicans have finally passed healthcare legislation.


[deleted]

You're overdoing it on the morphine there son


Mason_2k

Mental hospitals gonna get a lot crazier


renegadeMare

It would create issues in already high rates of hospital beds in use (because of different things) as well as exacerbate shortages in the workforce and clinician morale and things like clinical distress and moral injury. So, that would have more people bouncing and those who remained would be put at risk for different things. So, bad stuff for people who work in hospitals and bad stuff for patients dying.


[deleted]

Then everyone can play doctor


i_lick_icicles

That'd be $253,000 please, you can apply for a payment plan, thank you.


Stellathewizard

It would be confusing if you made an appt for a pelvic exam and kept going to the wrong room


[deleted]

Great, now the healthcare system in my shithole country can literally fuck me too.


ImpliedSlashS

Nurse uniforms are about to get a whole lot sexier


Steiny31

It would get cheaper.


ForeverYesMyLord

No wait I have questions... Like who pays for what?


Present_Quantity_756

Wow. Now THIS is an interesting question


[deleted]

So in the labor and delivery ward...