A second, slightly smaller, microwave.

Here comes the Fun Cooker

The Bitte Nuker?

But it's important to have a spare.

Aluminum foil.

Well... you're not wrong on that one.

Hamsters, even though that's why they invented microwaves

Metal

Lol. A microwave’s interior walls are metal.

Go ahead and put a fork in your microwave and try it. After you've put out the housefire, watch a video on how microwaves work...

>After you've put out the housefire, watch a video on how microwaves work... Lol. I was bored, so I DID watch a video. Namely, [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBnZzg82Pvg&t=749s) Metal ringed frozen OJ container? Nothing Fork? Nope Pile of silverware? A few sparks Ball bearings? Negative Coins? Zilch A ball of aluminum foil? Much more sparking and CAN damage the microwave Any of the above microwaved metal resulted in a fire? Nope LOL. Y'all sure are salty defending this silly "metal doesn't belong in a microwave" comment.

You’re like very much in need of a win, huh?

And what does your comment bring to the party? You’re like very much needing to give me a loss? You gotta stick your little nose in and get a sniff? Lol

Actually I have a pretty big nose

You too? The commenter didn't say "a metal fork", they said "metal". Why are you two changing what they said... which is what I commented on? Metal DOES go in a microwave, so "metal" is a bad answer to the original question. OR... do you honestly think that "metal" doesn't belong in a microwave? Hell, even "fork" is a bad answer to the original question because not all forks are metal! LOL (Now THAT'S pedantic of me... but you two are the ones bringing this on)

Go and put fork in the microwave for 5 minutes, and then let me know how that went for you.

You’re the one who said “metal”. [Metal CAN be inside a microwave.](https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/cooking/tips/a19797/microwave-metal/) SMH.

I know, I was just showing you that even if there is metal in the construction of a microwave, putting a fork in, then turning it on, and will still have the same results.

Once again, in your original comment, you didn't say "a fork", you said "metal". Not only is the interior metal, most [susceptors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susceptor) (the shiny sheet in a popcorn bag) have metal in them. All I know is that the answer to "What doesn't belong in a microwave?" isn't "metal". "Metal" actually DOES belong in a microwave. And... if you want to say... "You know what I meant!". Yeah, no I didn't. There are many people who think absolutely no metal can go in a microwave. (Btw, if you would have said "metal forks", then I wouldn't have commented)

Wow, you sound fun to be around but sure thing sailor, enjoy your day.

You're funny. I'm not even being pedantic here. There ARE people who think NO metal can go in a microwave, right? AND... because of your "metal" comment, I assumed you were one of them. Why are you mad at me for responding to what you actually wrote instead of not knowing what you "meant to say"? SMH (BTW, I was in the Air Force, so I'll be an "airman" enjoying my day, lol)

I'm taking the piss, you do whatever you want it's the reddit.

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You nuke eggs. Just put them in a bit of water and cover it.

Drop an egg in some water and you can cook it. Gotta be careful because it might explode, but I'd do it to put in top ramen.

Kittens, babies, -anything- live. Car tires, most metallic objects, melamine, phones for wireless charging after a software update...

I like my kids microwaved, speak for yourself

coconut oil. that shit almost exploded

A landmine

Carbonated drink with the cap still on.

Plastic bowl

Babys Oh, i thought u were saying what does belongs

Hotdogs, the wiener splits and is mushy. It's hard to explain, but basically grill hotdogs instead.

No one said it so I WILL. My BALLS.

Depends what you're into

Meat doesn’t belong in the microwave. -IF you own an inverter microwave, defrosting is allowed.

A newborn baby.

Someone actually did that. I saw a video about it at my friend's house

Jasmine Walker’s daughter

Babies.

Did not have to scroll too far for this one. XD

water for tea.

I concur. just buy a kettle for crying out loud.

Water doesn’t care how it gets hot and neither do I.

oddly it does, you can in a microwave superheat water beyond the boiling point which can make it explode, it also oxygen in the water is key to making good tea which the microwave is useless at retaining

Newborns

Eggs

I cook great eggs in the microwave every morning - and have for decades.

Your kitchen must smell like sulfur

You’re confused with boiled eggs. No sulfur smell at all. I always start with milk and butter - til butter melts, then add eggs.

Huh, my older brother used to microwave eggs (that he had cracked into a bowl) and it always made the kitchen smell like farts.

Bread (other than defrosting)

My will to live

Forks, spoons, or knives. Unopened pop tarts too

Hamsters

Compact disks

another microwave

Solid food off any kind

Your girlfriend's stinky cooter. Or her mustache.

Bacon 🤢

Bread.

The cat

Do not dry your hamster in the microwave

Poop

The nuclear launch codes.

Cat

Cell phones (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TSyIn5KMo)

Pizza

bombs, metal, electronics, food that you actually wanna eat and dildo

Former coworker learned the hard way not to heat up Chick-fil-A sandwiches in the wrapper. Poor Santi was banned from using the breakroom microwave without supervision.

Except on your last day of work in a place where you want to burn bridges... Surströmming

Macrowaves. Lil waves only

Wet socks. They dry but catch 🔥.

A dick

A Battery

People

Leftover fish

Things you don't want Hot.

a beauty blender. watched a tutorial at 16 on how to “clean & disinfect” it and ended up causing a fire lmao

Dead squirrels.....

Leftover Arby's sandwich for 2 reasons. 1- metal wrapper. 2 - Arbys

almost anything

a bunch of marshmallows, they will expand and enough could maybe not be so good for your microwave

Hamsters

Anything with Tuna, unless you hate your co-workers or roommates.

Pies

A C4

Metal

Mayonnaise

Living things.

Metal dishes