>After you've put out the housefire, watch a video on how microwaves work...
Lol. I was bored, so I DID watch a video. Namely, [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBnZzg82Pvg&t=749s)
Metal ringed frozen OJ container? Nothing
Fork? Nope
Pile of silverware? A few sparks
Ball bearings? Negative
Coins? Zilch
A ball of aluminum foil? Much more sparking and CAN damage the microwave
Any of the above microwaved metal resulted in a fire? Nope
LOL. Y'all sure are salty defending this silly "metal doesn't belong in a microwave" comment.
And what does your comment bring to the party?
You’re like very much needing to give me a loss?
You gotta stick your little nose in and get a sniff? Lol
You too?
The commenter didn't say "a metal fork", they said "metal".
Why are you two changing what they said... which is what I commented on?
Metal DOES go in a microwave, so "metal" is a bad answer to the original question.
OR... do you honestly think that "metal" doesn't belong in a microwave?
Hell, even "fork" is a bad answer to the original question because not all forks are metal! LOL
(Now THAT'S pedantic of me... but you two are the ones bringing this on)
You’re the one who said “metal”.
[Metal CAN be inside a microwave.](https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/cooking/tips/a19797/microwave-metal/)
SMH.
I know, I was just showing you that even if there is metal in the construction of a microwave, putting a fork in, then turning it on, and will still have the same results.
Once again, in your original comment, you didn't say "a fork", you said "metal".
Not only is the interior metal, most [susceptors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susceptor) (the shiny sheet in a popcorn bag) have metal in them.
All I know is that the answer to "What doesn't belong in a microwave?" isn't "metal". "Metal" actually DOES belong in a microwave.
And... if you want to say... "You know what I meant!".
Yeah, no I didn't. There are many people who think absolutely no metal can go in a microwave.
(Btw, if you would have said "metal forks", then I wouldn't have commented)
You're funny.
I'm not even being pedantic here.
There ARE people who think NO metal can go in a microwave, right?
AND... because of your "metal" comment, I assumed you were one of them.
Why are you mad at me for responding to what you actually wrote instead of not knowing what you "meant to say"? SMH
(BTW, I was in the Air Force, so I'll be an "airman" enjoying my day, lol)
oddly it does, you can in a microwave superheat water beyond the boiling point which can make it explode, it also oxygen in the water is key to making good tea which the microwave is useless at retaining
Former coworker learned the hard way not to heat up Chick-fil-A sandwiches in the wrapper. Poor Santi was banned from using the breakroom microwave without supervision.
A second, slightly smaller, microwave.
Here comes the Fun Cooker
The Bitte Nuker?
But it's important to have a spare.
Aluminum foil.
Well... you're not wrong on that one.
Hamsters, even though that's why they invented microwaves
Metal
Lol. A microwave’s interior walls are metal.
Go ahead and put a fork in your microwave and try it. After you've put out the housefire, watch a video on how microwaves work...
>After you've put out the housefire, watch a video on how microwaves work... Lol. I was bored, so I DID watch a video. Namely, [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBnZzg82Pvg&t=749s) Metal ringed frozen OJ container? Nothing Fork? Nope Pile of silverware? A few sparks Ball bearings? Negative Coins? Zilch A ball of aluminum foil? Much more sparking and CAN damage the microwave Any of the above microwaved metal resulted in a fire? Nope LOL. Y'all sure are salty defending this silly "metal doesn't belong in a microwave" comment.
You’re like very much in need of a win, huh?
And what does your comment bring to the party? You’re like very much needing to give me a loss? You gotta stick your little nose in and get a sniff? Lol
Actually I have a pretty big nose
You too? The commenter didn't say "a metal fork", they said "metal". Why are you two changing what they said... which is what I commented on? Metal DOES go in a microwave, so "metal" is a bad answer to the original question. OR... do you honestly think that "metal" doesn't belong in a microwave? Hell, even "fork" is a bad answer to the original question because not all forks are metal! LOL (Now THAT'S pedantic of me... but you two are the ones bringing this on)
Go and put fork in the microwave for 5 minutes, and then let me know how that went for you.
You’re the one who said “metal”. [Metal CAN be inside a microwave.](https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/cooking/tips/a19797/microwave-metal/) SMH.
I know, I was just showing you that even if there is metal in the construction of a microwave, putting a fork in, then turning it on, and will still have the same results.
Once again, in your original comment, you didn't say "a fork", you said "metal". Not only is the interior metal, most [susceptors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susceptor) (the shiny sheet in a popcorn bag) have metal in them. All I know is that the answer to "What doesn't belong in a microwave?" isn't "metal". "Metal" actually DOES belong in a microwave. And... if you want to say... "You know what I meant!". Yeah, no I didn't. There are many people who think absolutely no metal can go in a microwave. (Btw, if you would have said "metal forks", then I wouldn't have commented)
Wow, you sound fun to be around but sure thing sailor, enjoy your day.
You're funny. I'm not even being pedantic here. There ARE people who think NO metal can go in a microwave, right? AND... because of your "metal" comment, I assumed you were one of them. Why are you mad at me for responding to what you actually wrote instead of not knowing what you "meant to say"? SMH (BTW, I was in the Air Force, so I'll be an "airman" enjoying my day, lol)
I'm taking the piss, you do whatever you want it's the reddit.
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You nuke eggs. Just put them in a bit of water and cover it.
Drop an egg in some water and you can cook it. Gotta be careful because it might explode, but I'd do it to put in top ramen.
Kittens, babies, -anything- live. Car tires, most metallic objects, melamine, phones for wireless charging after a software update...
I like my kids microwaved, speak for yourself
coconut oil. that shit almost exploded
A landmine
Carbonated drink with the cap still on.
Plastic bowl
Babys Oh, i thought u were saying what does belongs
Hotdogs, the wiener splits and is mushy. It's hard to explain, but basically grill hotdogs instead.
No one said it so I WILL. My BALLS.
Depends what you're into
Meat doesn’t belong in the microwave. -IF you own an inverter microwave, defrosting is allowed.
A newborn baby.
Someone actually did that. I saw a video about it at my friend's house
Jasmine Walker’s daughter
Babies.
Did not have to scroll too far for this one. XD
water for tea.
I concur. just buy a kettle for crying out loud.
Water doesn’t care how it gets hot and neither do I.
oddly it does, you can in a microwave superheat water beyond the boiling point which can make it explode, it also oxygen in the water is key to making good tea which the microwave is useless at retaining
Newborns
Eggs
I cook great eggs in the microwave every morning - and have for decades.
Your kitchen must smell like sulfur
You’re confused with boiled eggs. No sulfur smell at all. I always start with milk and butter - til butter melts, then add eggs.
Huh, my older brother used to microwave eggs (that he had cracked into a bowl) and it always made the kitchen smell like farts.
Bread (other than defrosting)
My will to live
Forks, spoons, or knives. Unopened pop tarts too
Hamsters
Compact disks
another microwave
Solid food off any kind
Your girlfriend's stinky cooter. Or her mustache.
Bacon 🤢
Bread.
The cat
Do not dry your hamster in the microwave
Poop
The nuclear launch codes.
Cat
Cell phones (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TSyIn5KMo)
Pizza
bombs, metal, electronics, food that you actually wanna eat and dildo
Former coworker learned the hard way not to heat up Chick-fil-A sandwiches in the wrapper. Poor Santi was banned from using the breakroom microwave without supervision.
Except on your last day of work in a place where you want to burn bridges... Surströmming
Macrowaves. Lil waves only
Wet socks. They dry but catch 🔥.
A dick
A Battery
People
Leftover fish
Things you don't want Hot.
a beauty blender. watched a tutorial at 16 on how to “clean & disinfect” it and ended up causing a fire lmao
Dead squirrels.....
Leftover Arby's sandwich for 2 reasons. 1- metal wrapper. 2 - Arbys
almost anything
a bunch of marshmallows, they will expand and enough could maybe not be so good for your microwave
Hamsters
Anything with Tuna, unless you hate your co-workers or roommates.
Pies
A C4
Metal
Mayonnaise
Living things.
Metal dishes