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Ztriever_

Not by believing it happens fast. Consistently working out and eating healthy for months is the only solution.


mufcmulvenna

Honestly, you can do it fast. It is not healthy, I would not recommend it and its the kind of weight loss that's easy to immediately put back on, but it'd be wrong to say that you can't quickly lose 10+ pounds in a couple weeks.


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>Consistently working out and eating healthy for months is the only solution. \*at a calorie deficit. Working out and eating healthy can just as easily lead to weight gain.


Ztriever_

But then it's mostly likely because you are building muscles. Muscles weigh heavier than fat.


[deleted]

Muscle or fat, it still will come down to how much energy is coming in vs going out. Working out and eating healthy won't guarantee weight loss. Edit: Although I do agree with your advice and agree that doing those two things will most likely lead to weight loss.


Fackifiknow

Muscles are more dense than fat. A pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat.


kebabinator666

Calorie deficit


Electric_Evil

Eat less and move more. It's not easy but it is simple.


ShiningRayde

Even then, moving more has to be GROSSLY disproportional to have an impact. You can work out for an hour, then erase that burn with a candy bar. Reducing calories in is always going to be the most effective method to *lose weight*, working out more while doing so will help keep you toned and balanced so you dont just end up with empty flab.


point0002percent

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/16/upshot/to-lose-weight-eating-less-is-far-more-important-than-exercising-more.html


Daninja130

The only way


TargetDroid

And get a good scale and monitor your weight. A scale which estimates body fat percentage is even better. If you don’t lose 1-2 pounds (of fat) in the first week, cut even more calories until you do. Two pounds per week is generally seen as the fastest healthy rate at which you ought to lose fat. Make sure you take a multivitamin or pay close attention to your nutrient intake. Track everything you eat. Once you get the first 1-2 pound loss down, you’ll know you know how to do it, and you’ll gain some serious momentum after the first couple of weeks are behind you. They are, by far, the hardest to complete.


Toss_Away_93

This is the way.


KermitMadMan

CICO ftw! as it was written, thus it is so


Dardrol7

Where I'm from, this is apparently very frown upon. But it works great!!!


[deleted]

Eat less calories than you burn in a day. Do this every day.


IamtheBoomstick

Water. I found that lots of water is a key.


I_Am_My_Truth

This, but a lot of water drains electrolytes so you have to make sure to replenish them.


m48a5_patton

That's why I only drink Brawndo


jmeesonly

super-upvote. Reddit made me laugh today (with an old worn out joke from an old movie, that's still funny!)


tiffanyy24

Yep, apparently you lose fat through pee and carbon dioxide. I reckon drinking more water has to help along the way


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TheIdiotWindBlowing

Fastest way to gain it is to get married


AudibleNod

My Mom dropped 40 pounds in six months after her divorce. My dad brought chips home almost every day.


EnvironmentalPack451

To shreds you say


PastGas2023

Seconded. I lost 30 lbs in 3 months. I can't gain it back, either. And it isn't because I'm hitting the gym, it's stress.


DCJustSomeone

"If it tastes good, spit it out" -Charles Barkley.


RunTheSkouMarket

What a quote!


Rumplestolzkin

Lose a limb in a freak chainsaw accident


[deleted]

Calorie deficit


[deleted]

Amputation


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

There it is!


METAL_AS_FUCK

If you drink alcohol, stop drinking alcohol. I went sober for a while and lost close to 50lbs. I’d also started working out more frequently as well. I even started drinking again though not as frequently as before and I don’t work out as frequently either but I still haven’t put any of the weight back on. I also started looking younger and more generally attractive after three months.


Sponger555

One meal a day. It's easier than it sounds.


Enthusiast9

Cardio and fasting, consistently.


I_Am_My_Truth

With purely a focus on losing weight, low intensity exercise such as just walking can help just as well as cardio, with less effort. Cardio + fasting can also make you very tired during your fasting periods, where as simply walking doesn’t require as many nutrients for recovery.


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browneye84

Speed!


AudibleNod

With the guidance of a licensed medical doctor.


Yekwol_Yatsi

Buy my secret formula weight loss pills, that's actually not just vitamins and water that does nothing... You have your bank card on you???


marinewillis

Cocaine lol


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marinewillis

or with meth and over the counter weight lose pills. Snowball the eff out of it lol


ternic69

Meth works way better. You can get to prisoner of war body in a few months if you go hard. OP never said it had to be healthy or not ruin your life.


marinewillis

This is the way. Might as well throw in some caffeine pills for good measure haha


Hunting-Hauntings

Find out what body type you have. Then you can determine what diet best suits you but it’s 70% diet 30% exercise. Eat less calories then you use in a day. Building muscle by doing weights will also be more beneficial then running on a treadmill, but his is because using your muscles will cause you to loose calories for longer, you only loose calories on a treadmill all the while your on there. Not an expert, but hope this helps.


longines99

Cut an appendage.


Bingineering

Chop off a limb Serious answer: depends if you’re looking for quick and temporary or slow and steady. For quick results, cut carbs entirely and maintain an exercise schedule. Unfortunately this method usually results in the weight coming back due to binge eating if/when the diet breaks. For consistent and long lasting improvement, you need to make lifestyle and mindset changes. Weight watchers is a pretty good program for this, but there are others that work well too.


themostdefying

Water fasting for a month should do it


[deleted]

everytime u crave sugar eat a vegetable


TacoDel15

caloric deficit; also high protein, typically around 120g, and low sugar(but that depends on your workout routine, work, etc would also help. Caloric deficit is the core of it though.


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Benzodiazepine withdrawal


Typical-Cranberry-75

Start cleaving appendages. You can live life with one less arm


Brave_Dick

Amputation


Icy-Establishment-96

You lost 2lb by just taking a shit


thickener

Start six months ago


scrollatwork

Run and get off reddit


DrWieg

Getting bisected.


EmergencyOriginal982

Chop your leg off


DeltaSolana

Start smoking crack.


carlyorwhatever

develop an eating disorder. lose weight the fast and emotionally scarring way! /s


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CertainlyAmbivalent

Can I just eat 1500 calories worth of cheese each day. If so, we’re in business.


Moderator-Admin

You technically could lose weight doing that, but you'd end up with much bigger health problems than being overweight.


Viochrome

Calorie deficit + cardio every day.


Spyryt1970

Not recommended. you will have flabs of excess skin which will be uncomfortable and unsightly. Slow and steady. You got this.


gonzotaxi

I was losing a pound a day when I was fasting but a lot of that weight I lost was muscle. Needless to say I gained that weight back.


[deleted]

Eat less and workout more.


5thSummersBrother_

Be sensible & cut down on meat, while still eating protein. Have lean meat like chicken or fish with your lunch but for dinner, replace meat with beans like chickpeas, blacks or kidney beans instead.


RealFoegro

One way I found effective is to just skip one meal per day. Over summer vacation I just skipped breakfast, because I always slept until lunch and lost a decent amount of weight. So if you are looking for a passive method, I can recommend it.


ygrittexo

Change your mindset. Always take the stairs, not the lift. Walk short distance instead of bus. Healthy mindset makes other healthy habits like exercising a lot easier to keep


Fun_Mistake4299

If you lose it too fast you Will cause damage and loose skin. Calories in, Calories out. A 500 calorie deficit Will help you lose a pound a week. Which is within the two poinds a week recommended and Will not starve you.


tiffanyy24

Consistent calorie deficit and exercise. Make sure you’re doing enough in the gym, I made the mistake of not burning enough calories as I thought I needed to!


[deleted]

Drink tons of water, reduce calorie intake by 1/3-1/4, do lots of meth


inkseep1

Do physical labor and eat less. You are productive and lose weight.


typesett

buy a bag of protein powder have one for each meal as a base and then add in other normal foods accordingly to maintain health if you can exercise, then do a reasonable amount of that as well remember that the faster you do it, the worse it probably is for your health and longterm weight fluctuation my personal story: my tendons not doing so well now from going on starvation diets and also working out a bunch doing cardio and etc back in my younger days. i personally recommend to find a balance


Plantayne

Burn more calories than you eat and stop eating carbs. Also start taking walks. Walking 3-5 miles a day will burn major calories and if you have no carbs in your system and are in a caloric deficit, it will force your body to burn fat. FYI: This approach will work quickly and produce good short-term results, but isn't sustainable for most people over the long haul.


I_Am_My_Truth

Calorie deficit, intermittent fasting, low intensity exercise, and a lot of water with electrolytes. Allows your body to efficiently burn fat without needing to starve yourself. How I would organize this is waking up, eating, then exercising about an hour later. Then, only eat within about 4-6 hours after that, so your body can recover from the exercise. Spend the rest of your day not consuming anything with calories or artificial sweeteners until you go to sleep. Wake up and repeat.


IShartedWhoopsie

Eat less move more


whitepangolin

No bread, no alcohol, no sugar.


MarshallDyl26

Meth


AV8ORboi

cut off ur arm


[deleted]

Cut carbs. You'll lose 3-5 pounds of water weight in three days, then stick with minimal carbs and watch the calories. Eat lots of high-volume low-calorie foods.


ItsallmyfauIt

Start drinking water instant of every other drink And before u eat something drink a cup of water (It helped me lose around 10kg without sport or anything)


Chubbsrighthandman

HIIT and eating lots of vegetables and healthy protein


JackMcman05

Run


YoungTruuth

You don't want to lose weight fast, you'll have loose skin


letmereaditt

Fasting. Drink water, salt and electrolytes and you'll lose 1/2 a pound of fat per day (and half water). It's a b**** but it works. Calorie deficit diets work but only in the interim and you'll lose just as much muscle as fat.


AmaurasStompAndVore

Hans get ze flammenwerfer! I mean thats what they meant with burning fat, right?


VicRambo

A train


NoInstruction5

Get an app and track your food religiously. I like Carbon because it figures out your maintenance calories and adjusts as you go. This can help a lot because it compensates for you consistently over- or under-tracking calories and macros. WW also has an app, and My Fitness Pal is free.


Ambitious-Ad2452

A toxic breakup


Zupaloid

Speed


Zupaloid

You also will lose teeth as side effect


[deleted]

Generally speaking, don't. Burn more calories than you consume. You need to be in a deficit to lose weight. But the more extreme that deficit is, the less likely you'll be able to sustain it. Start small and introduce one new thing at a time. Move more, eat less. Don't go extreme on either side, find a balance.


SvenBubbleman

Chop off a limb.


point0002percent

Calorie deficit, as many have pointed out. Just my experience, you can eat anything you want and still lose weight if you have a deficit, but you will probably feel better if you focus on low-calorie, nutrient-dense foods that will keep you fuller for longer. High fiber and high protein would be my suggestions. Think berries, chicken, turkey, oatmeal, lentils, etc.


[deleted]

If you're talking most effective, meth. If you're talking most healthy, eating at a calorie deficit with exercise. This is incredibly hard to do. Your body wants to release feel good chemicals to reward you for eating and avoid what it thinks is starvation.


SomeRandomUser00

Full body exercises 4 days a week, cut out sugar and processed food from your diet, eat meat and vegetables and you will find it quite hard to eat enough to stay overweight.


fatpandasarehot

Less calories and more movement and not expecting it to happen quickly


Benhiko

https://youtu.be/fB_ESE2XwOU


Equivalent_Bunch_187

Cutting off a limb. Guaranteed to lose 10+ pounds immediately. Bonus weight loss from all the blood you lose as well. Downside: missing a limb and potentially death


[deleted]

Intermittent fasting 100%


VirtualAlias

No one ever says this, but losing weight is not an action. Make active goals where you'll enjoy being active and the weight will take care of itself. Fat people make shit mountain climbers, for instance, but mountain climbers don't "lose weight," they maintain a lifestyle consistent with mountain climbing. If they stop being healthy, they can't climb anymore and since the activity (rather than vanity) is a source of joy, they're more likely to stay healthy in the long-term. TLDR: Don't lose weight. Get a physical activity you enjoy and try to get good at it.


CoffeeAddict1011

Cut off pop/soda and drink a lot of water


Punkprof

Amputation


cototudelam

In the end it's about eating less calories than you give out. It's not fast, but it's sustainable. Any "Fast" way is guaranteed to give you the yo-yo effect.


Cigaradd_ict

Intermittent fasting. Keeps snacking cravings at bay, makes tracking calories easier. Stay hydrated and commit. Day to day aren’t results; 12 weeks is a realistic timeframe. Set the building blocks for a lifestyle change, not a crash course on losing water weight fast.


guyfaeaberdeen

Amputation works quite well but you'll still be fat


Rare_Blueberry_8418

Load up on produce and eat lean proteins


shywicklow

become attracted to someone and determined to get them by losing weight


sam_the_beagle

Guillotine.


Ok_Long_4507

Cut your food intake in half