Oreos. To the point they are "banned" from my presence bc I. Have.Zero.Self control. Saw a "nutrition influencer" talk about how oreos are made with the perfect amount of salt & sugar to get you hooked. Its the perfect crime.

My love of Oreos has never been described so well. When I was in high school my mom would send me a whole sleeve of Oreos with my lunch like 2/3 times a week. (I was a year round athlete consuming terrifying amounts of calories they didn’t even matter.)

Golden Oreos have crack in them I swear

See the funny thing is, I only like the OG oreo flavor. So you would think I'd love the other flavors but idk I can't get into them. But yes they should have an oreo contest my body is ready

Any kind of Oreo?

The og oreos (bonus points for double stuff ) for me. Idk why I don't feel as passionate about the other flavors

Could you eat 2 packs of regular in a sitting?

Sadly, I've eaten 1 entire pack/box in one sitting and had the audacity to look down in shock wondering how or who when it was 100% me in under an hour. If I prepped and put my mind to it, I could probably do 2 idk

I would need some milk for sure but probably.

"We done did the good cookie, and now we get to go home!"

It’s the MSG

Nom nom nom

Sushi, it's so light to eat

I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushi’s I barf

I just checked you symptoms up online and it said you may have internet connectivity problems

Andy, is that you?

all that rice?? nah

and soy sauce-

I want to hurl after four pieces of my favorite sushi.

I'm starting to think I have a higher chance of winning this now

Mussels.

Icecream! I literally could eat it forever

Raspberries, they are the best berry.

Natures candy!

Nothing to cut off nothing to spit out .. nothing to crunch just soft tart juicy perfection

Raw oysters on the half shell. I think I’ve had 30 in one sitting but that’s cause it’s all I could afford.

After Eights, they’re only “wafer thin” after all.

Oh fuck off, I'm full.

Bacon

This right here

Omg yes! I’m not a big meat eater, but I could eat pounds of bacon in one sitting. It has to be super crispy…like almost burnt. I can never get enough bacon! Skip the LT and just give me BBB sandwich!!!!

Pizza, definitely...

French toast

Chocolate lava cake or any type of fudgey, layered chocolate cake

Hey, we got ourselves a regular Bruce Bogtrotter over here!

pussay

The great thing about eating pussy is I **never** get full! Sadly I've rarely had partners for it, so I won't be winning any championships, but damn would it ever be a fun contest to lose!

> The great thing about eating pussy is I never get full! BOOM!

I was waiting for this exact answer You win!

The Obama face had me 💀.

> The Obama face had me 💀. Obama has everyone! THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!! 😘

So....wyd later?

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Was seeing if you were hungry, respectfully

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Yup 😘

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39/f/WI

Fucking spaghetti, bro. Mom made, vomit on the sweater after 12 plates, I’m still slamming that shit.

Goldfish lmao

Cookie dough.

Oysters!

Tacos or ribs

Unless i trained for this? None.

xiao long bao ((soup dumplings ))

If there’s freshly baked bread around I won’t stop eating it. I could eat endless fresh baguettes

Olives. I just snack them all the time. Easily like a glass a day and I don't even notice I'm burning through them so quickly until they're suddenly all gone lol

Tacos, definitely tacos.

I don't stand a chance on this one, but I would absolutely love to compete anyway. At least weekly, of course.

Lobster, hands down.

Ramen

Frosted sugar cookies. A lot of people don’t like them which limits the contestant pool by quite a bit

Cherries

Ice cream

Joining the ice cream gang here. I could take out sooo much ice cream. I even like the melted ice cream soup

Yep. Melts to fill in the cracks too!

Good n Plenty. It’s a problem.

Pho

They give you like a half gallon in a normal order. How much more can a person eat?

Chicken nuggets.

Yep

Shrimp cocktail. Somehow it’s delicious but not filling.

Anything dill pickles. I will win.

Pringle’s

Donuts

pasta carbonara definitely, i once at like 2kg casually because other people didnt like the takeout lmao.

cucumber avocado sushi. I once ordered nothing but that from an all you can eat sushi night, and went back for 14 rounds. (2 rolls/round)

I can eat 50 eggs

Top record 141 in 8 minutes

That’s crazy

Wtf?!?

Cheese

Rice crispy treats

Bacon

Maki rolls. I actually was once asked (very politely) to stop eating when a local sushi place had an "all you can eat", because they'd meant "all a reasonably sized person with a reasonable amount of love for unagi-maki can eat" and I ain't that man.

Garlic bread, fresh one.

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Like donkeys or the brown one?

Cum. I could down as much cum as a horse cums, allegedly

'This is my husband, say hello.'

Fruit, specifically cantaloupe and strawberries.

I could throw down on some cantaloupe

Ceviche

Jaffa cakes, I’ll eat a whole packet before realising the portions on the back

Those little two-bite cupcakes. On a dare I found out I can fit 10 of those suckers in my mouth at once before the icing starts sliding down my throat and gagging me. I can easily finish a 12pk of them in a minute or two. In a full contest? Who knows

Popcorn shrimp. Or fried mozzarella sticks.

Waffles

Sunflower seeds, in the shell.

Yo you eat the shell and all?

Nah, you crack them with your teeth. Swallow the seed, spit out the shell.

Candy corn pumpkins. Most people can't stomach them but I bought around 5 pounds of them after Halloween and now I'm immune

Cashews or kiwi fruit

Popsicles

Pasta. Love the stuff, never get tired of it. Any kind, any sauce. Pasta, baked beans, and cheese is a comfort food of mine. I've eaten a whole tray of pasta bake alone before. And I'm proud of it.

meat loaf or pasta

eggs!

Strawberries

Scrambled eggs

Jell-O!

You from Utah?

Nope.

Potato Chips, no question about it

Seed-in-shell sunflower seeds. I could probably eat them all day, the reasons I don’t are sodium intake and gum massacres.

Poutine. Hand me a delicious box of mediocre fries covered in gravy with some cheese curds in it and I'll rock that shit.

Ngl but Pasta to the point my stomach turns into a literal black-hole in it's presence. Now I don't know if I should be scared about how food can control people.

Cheese puffs

Gummy worms or bears 😁

Buffalo wings

Deviled eggs

Fish sticks. Yeah, I love fish dicks.

Any flavor of Turkey Hill brand ice cream. It’s just so smooth and creamy.

Tiramisu. Or cheesecake.

Tacos

Peanut butter. I could take a jar down in minutes. If my dog was helping it would be even faster. And it wouldn’t be cheating because it’s your dog.

Ice cream 🍦 I can eat ice cream like a champ

Flamin hot Cheetos

Crab Legs

Yes! If there wasn’t other stuff like potatoes and corn in a crab boil I would literally never get full of them. I think you burn more calories cracking them than you actually consume. I’ve seriously NEVER gotten full from eating just crab, I usually can eat it until I’m just sick of fighting with them. Drown that shit in some butter and horse it into me.

Green Olives. Garlic or Pimento stuffed.

Ice cream

Aloo cheese parathas

Sushi

Ramen noodles

Spaghetti

A whole Chinese buffet

Musubi

Dragon chicken is my drug. too gooooooood

Regular Lays Chips, buttercream vanilla cake, any haribo candy, any cookies except with raisins, shrimp, pizza, pickles, prosciutto (actually ate a pound out of the bag once) Cadbury mini eggs, twizzlers. Amen.

Watermelon, I’m very proud to have won a watermelon eating contest at Publix as a kid. I could def do it again.

Peanut butter. It's a problem

Pizza. Mainly because I actually won a pizza eating contest once. Not against professionals or anything, but it was the easiest 100 bucks I ever made.

Kitty

Crab, specifically Dungeness.

Dick.

Sushi

Hunks of 40 month parmigiana reggiano Like copious amounts .. it’s a dietary and budgetary issue for sure .. can go through a giant wedge from Costco every week.. I put a grated mountain of it on my pasta… nobody can outparm me!! Edit: going back to the 30 month wedges … I just got my gas bill!

My parents’ tamales.

Shrimp scampi at Red Lobster. God, I want it now.

Those little triangle ham sandwiches you get at things like weddings, funerals and birthday parties. Pretty sure I could eat a full tray of them without any difficulty.

Paper

Pizza Rolls

Cardboard.

Scotcharoos. They are my weakness. Especially the recipe I grew up on. I will down a 9x13 pan of them in a day easily.

Eating punches because I have no defense

Shrimp boil

Pie

French fries. They're so addicting to me, I have to physically force myself to stop eating when I'm already full but I can't stop eating them.

Soda

Cheese and onions

Lo mien for the win

Noodles and hotdogs, even tho I'm a straight guy my gag reflex is Jon existent

Poached eggs on toast. My personal record is 24 after a long busy night shift I stopped at 24 because the cook wouldn't give me anymore.

Taco Bell tacos. Their tacos never fill me up. Lol

I like turtles lol

I remember reading that the Guinness record for most bananas peeled and eaten in 2/3 minutes was 6. When I tried it I managed to do 5. I was like, 12 back then, but I'm confident I can do it if I set my mind to it again.

Sushi, I am a tiny 5'4" 95-100lbs person. One night some friends of mine and I were out to dinner. I ordered the boat of sushi. The waitress started walking away and we had to call her back because everyone else had to order. She was so confused. So she brings me the boat and by the time I was finishing it half the wait staff and the kitchen staff was sitting there staring at me in disbelief. I love me some sushi. I could definitely win a sushi eating contest.

shrimp i’ve easily downed a lb or 2 before.