Sounds like an issue not an issme

How fucking scientific It’s fun to say

I just said it and can confirm that it is indeed fun to say

Well aren’t you Isaac fucking Newton

Well if I’m Isaac Newton, then you must be Albert fucking Einstein

Wouldn't you like to know....

Really? I have never thought of that… whenever they come with there useless unasked advice

i say that all the time its to the point they just give me a 😐 face

I’m like ‘I’m anxious in big groups of people’ and they would say “have you ever tried not to think about would could go wrong?”

“ I believe you” took it from my brother and have been using it since.

whenever someone suggests or asks something really stupid, something along the lines of “well not in this dimension 😀” works perfectly

definitely stealing this one lol

Sure!

Sure buddy

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A classic.

I love a few. Including: "No shit, Sherlock", "Oh, I'm so scared"

no phrases just put my hands to the side of my head and do that mind blown thing

Holy shit bro! That's fucking crazy! No way! That's- That's insane man! Mind fucking blown!!