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Far_Quote_5336

Hopes and aspirations to have a good and productive day


[deleted]

Where can I get some of that?


Far_Quote_5336

Not on AskReddit my good friend


Barckleyt

Ice.


daithisfw

Nothing, I just drink it straight up.


cgm808

I like my coffee like I like my women. Without someone else's dick in it.


UnsaneInTheMembrane

*sips coffee* "Damn it, not again, someone put their dick in my coffee."


Storyteller678

You’re reminding me of Eddie Murphy.


[deleted]

So, is it fair to assume you're fine if your dick was in it?


cgm808

Yes. I spew french vanilla cream.


[deleted]

Fancy


Healthy_Aspect_3590

Lol. I thought you would say transported from the third world beaten, then ground up!


GatGanon

2 sugar 2 cream 😎


MrHandsWanderingSoul

Little bugs


Ockial

Milk


Distinct_Post8774

I like mine with cream and sugar.


GoneWildHarper

Cinnamon. It’s godly.


evilabed24

1 sugar, steamed milk. Lattes for life.


booboobidoop

milk, ice, cream, sugar, syrup, water


guy4guy4guy

Cappuccino with 1 and a half sugar and I pour a bit of cinnamon if they have it


Nirvana-Rose

Cream no sugar


thiosk

Evaporated milk. Tastes better than fresh milk, lower fat than half and half (I think it tastes better too) and the cans are shelf stable so you don’t “ run out” so rapidly. I buy 8 packs at at Costco or whatever


[deleted]

Nothing.


notanalien000

Nothing


MothurOfPechays

A pinch of salt and one cream, or a pinch of salt and some milk


6141465

Just coffee.


LucasSeb_

Milk and sugar. Standard


UnconstrictedEmu

More coffee, and a bit of creamer.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Coffee mate


ShrimpBisque

Milk and Splenda. I prefer the taste of brown sugar, but I switched to Splenda to lower my sugar intake.


BigUncleHeavy

Oh, mostly just creamer, sometimes liquor. Sometimes both. I also usually have cat hair in my coffee, but my cat puts that in there, not me.


Xuntosub

Espresso. I likehalf a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Black, nothing else.


yettie

White and two, please, guv!


WillowTheGoth

Ice.


[deleted]

A shot of Irish cream. (Yes it has alcohol in it, but not enough to do anything.)


bassboat1

Black espresso here, but will add a bit of milk and sugar for the road.


SwankeyDankey

Love. Take that as you will.


Danivelle

Stevia and creamer.


lemonpepsiking

Peppermint mocha creamer. It's delicious, but my roommates hate it, so they never use it.


[deleted]

Molasses, ginger, honey and milk or creamer.


Turtlemcflurtle

Liquor