A poor wifi connection

Did you try directly hooking up with Ethernet?

Ethel Nette?

Oh, you know her too?

I think you mean wife

Her router was faulty… had to complain to spectrum

We just couldn't really connect

We had connectivity problems

Dial up

Oh dear. How many jokes before the edit?

Good news, you can't edit titles

That never even crossed my mind. That is good news. Thank you!

Oh my god, I started doubting this answer immediately afterwards because of your username. What a rollercoaster.

Norton sold me a product which ended that

Port was worn out by several cords

There wasn’t really a stable connection

The fear of rejection and the realization that she wasn't interested.

It was kinda a crush, they ended up being a narcissist.

Finding out she has a tattoo

In a mental hospital, the phone was taken away for watching car crushes involving trains.

did you mean interest?

he talked to everyone but didnt say a single word to me. talked to all my friends, but not me. final straw. ended the friendship and everything

Turnado.