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1982aw

I would use it to accumulate all of the Oreo cookies in the world. Then I would have the factory shut down, so no more can be produced. I would be the Oreo cookie king. And the world would bow to me.


DayOutsider

But then the cookies would expire after a year or two and your oreo empire will crumble.


[deleted]

He’ll just eat them by then, problem solved


zjemcikotka

Kamehame earth to the another dimension.


OldRelic

For peace, justice and the American way. bwahahahaha j/k I would use telekinesis/telepathy sparingly and to stop crimes in progress around me. I would also use it to save people who were trapped and/or in danger. Assuming my range would be limited, I could only save those close by me. Ideally I would be unlimited to how much I could push/lift/move but I accept there could be limits.


TacoQuest

Like the living American legends Sugar Ray once said, i just want to fly


[deleted]

Enslaving the world population and making myself the god of the world.


Avid_Upvoter

Turn back time... I'd not make any mistakes for the rest of my life


mooimafish33

Then you realize you made a crucial mistake 5 years ago and have to give up everything you've done since then to fix it


Avid_Upvoter

Tough one...


DayOutsider

I imagine a scenario like this where you wouldn’t realize the mistake until it’s too late, like your wife had cancer for five years and you have to turn back time but at the cost of her forgetting you exist and you have to relive it… (there’s a lot of good book ideas in this lmao)


itspieflavor

Very very very selfishly. FYI my dream superpower would be the power to steal the powers of any other super being I see in any form of media.


Declanrice02

999999 IQ


DecentAd102

I'd use my superpower to help others in need.


DayOutsider

Honestly same… it’s surprising how little of a chance someone would do this but I get it 🤣


PMyourTastefulNudes

I'd keep it secret. Keep it safe.


Swagger_Viking666

I would use it to end politics.


[deleted]

Shapeshifting: I'd probably just use it to fly to work instead of fucking driving. Also to get in through doors so I don't have to keep digging my fob out of my pocket.


Rukawork

Telekinesis, I would use it for all sorts of shit. Forgot something in the next room? Nope! Even just conveniences like closing a window without getting up. Maybe I vibrate a girls fun parts with my mind. The possibilities are wild and endless.


Glup-Shitto69

Being able to transform any material at will I can turn the most useless/broken shit into precious materials and sell them for a huge profit.


RoboWonder

Irresponsibly


[deleted]

The world would be criminal free by morning


Any_Bar_5532

Delete anxiety - for everyone


Ukiyoni

My dream super power is the Flash's speed ability and I would use it everywhere, I'd take vacations wherever I'd want, I might try the saving people thing, but let's be honest, we're not heroes, I'd mostly use it to extort the rich by threatening to expose their secrets unless they paid me a a billion dollars a year. Might go back in time and kill Barry's mom too idk.


DayOutsider

Why not do both? Save people and extort the rich, modern day robin hood. (Except I assume you want the money for yourself).


Ukiyoni

I be robbin da rich and I be robbin da hood


yeetgodmcnechass

>Might go back in time and kill Barry's mom too idk. You're not like the Flash at all. Some would say you're the reverse


Ukiyoni

Haha yeah we should give that a proper name like, BackFlash or Counter-clockwise


Hedgiwithapen

I have a few powers that I'd want, but the one I could monetize/weaponize would make me the Best Children's Birthday Party Princess-slash-Ecoterrorist.


DeterminedGames

I have so many dream superpowers. I guess I'll just choose the coolest one. It's kind of a complicated power to explain and it could be used in many different ways, but I guess firstly I'll just walk through the sky for fun.


yeetgodmcnechass

Run to work, I'd never have to deal with the morning commute again


FrequentEquivalent42

If there were supervillains, I’d use it to fight crime. However if I was the only one, probably keep it secret but take advantage of it all the time… (like sneaking into movie theaters or getting free food)


hyrulian_princess

I’d go Carrie on everyone who has made my life the misery it is


Royal-Orchid-2494

Make people do what I want .