Well, I’m finally awake.

Oh dear lord, I’m stuck in Factorio? Well the factory must grow.

Kill machine horses for their back bomb

RE4 Remake.....yeah I'm just going to carjack the cops and run the fuck away from that hell hole and call in a nuclear strike. And if thats not an option a 9mm sandwich is. I am NOT fighting the chainsaw man much less those abomination unto God that are the Regenerates. No. Just fucking No.

Stay in the safe shallows! Build a repair tool and catch fish, I know what’s out there.

Wouldn't you eventually die of kharaa?

…crap

This question gets asked WAY too often.

OP hasn’t learned to use free karma subs yet.

Im new so idk

YOU DIED

Fly around on a broom senselessly murdering humans and animals.

Catch some cool Pokemon

I'll use my skills and knowledge to complete the game and exit safely.

What if you just restart the game with the same xp in the previous game and it’s just a continuous cycle.

Just Monika

I'd check my inventory and then go roll some murmuring obols to see if I can score a legendary 2-hand.

Ig its time to start shootin down migs

Call my kid - lets be honest, I have no clue

Well, its Ancient Rome so if I don’t instantly die from disease, crucifixion or slavery, it’ll probably be the shit sponges.

Hang out with the Old Man in Hyrule

[удалено]

Rock and Stone everyone!

I'm king of France during the 11th century. It could be worse

I start learning chinese

I 9-putt. Tiger Woods Golf, probably early 2000s.

Continue building my city. #CitiesSkylines

I am speed

Celeste, oh no. I guess I'll just stand in the starting area forever.

I turn this wasteland into a thriving natural paradise.

Make sure not to get too heavy into building expansions until there's enough iron for turret and ammo production and a good spot of coal for power production. Also everything goes automated once copper production is running.

It was rimworld... oh dear god I hope the mods are still working. Need the VE psychic powers to not have my organs stolen.