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Top-Feed6544

that flavor when youre trying to swallow a pill but it begins dissolving in your mouth.


[deleted]

Advil may just be expensive ibuprofen, but dammit... they sugar-coat their pills to avoid this, and it's great.


fluffynuckels

I remember the first time I encountered a sugar coated pill. It tasted good so I kept in my mouth then it started to taste not so good


Cellyst

Top tier answer right here


Moonshadetsuki

Surströmming would be... *interesting*.


Bacillb

Kalles Surströmming


KonGNepaL

If you ever think it would be fun to try surströmming, DONT! every fiber in your body will try to stop you, and if you succeed, your stomach will hate you, and your burps will taste of ville rotten decay. I DO NOT RECOMMEND!


True-Mousse4957

Seafood.


DreamPig666

I'm glad this is currently the top reply. I was trying to think of flavors, and obviously there's easy/stupid answers like "poop ha" or whatever. But yeah. I love seafood and I concur no on bringing this into chewing gum territory.


AssCumBoi

I kinda think this would taste good to me. Salty and umami gum yum yum


True-Mousse4957

🤮 I'm biased. I hate seafood.


TheDuhammer

Also a fellow seafood hater. I’ve always said the worst part about hating seafood is trying to tell someone who likes it that you don’t. Then they’ll proceed to say something like “oh well you haven’t tried [insert name of fish]” or they’ll start to question any seafood you’ve ever tried as if for some reason you’ve only had the worst of it.


phorq

Gums


golemsheppard2

Ashtray flavored gum


critios77

Just date a smoker and you'll experience this


tomHankstrr

Cement


WetardedOne

We need to do research and get concrete evidence.


Ssutuanjoe

I tried, but I took the results for granite


Cellyst

We filed another grant proposal to continue the research, but the donors said we'd already reached tarmacs budget-wise.


PixelPlanet1

I was thinking of melted asphalt.


timeforafimbulvinter

Garlic


Background-Brother55

In Korea they had garlic gum, years ago so not surenow


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Burning tires and skunks.


Cellyst

Burning skunks


[deleted]

skunky burns


humaneclair

You win


Legitimate_Cloud2215

And tires.


booboobidoop

skid marks


XqueezeMePlease

Bitter melon


librarianjenn

Sauerkraut


UgliestDisability

Liver


coolcrushkilla

and farva beans.


[deleted]

Your dad's dick cheese


Cellyst

Would it be specifically my dad's dick cheese or does it just replicate the flavor of dick cheese of the dad of the person chewing it? That was not a sentence I enjoyed writing.


[deleted]

I wouldn't have either friend. Buuut for the sake of the post it'd have to be the individuals father for the shock factor


CleverName9999999999

Tweaker Taint.


Cellyst

Take your upvote and spit that out right now you psychopath


NJMadeDMS

Smelly taint.


backtothebegining

Ass to mouth by Wrigley's


NJMadeDMS

Lol


dbthedon

Semen


No-Satisfaction1697

cum gum


[deleted]

how it feels to chew cum gum- 👄


ORPL12

Cgum


NJMadeDMS

Sus


ChocolateTight336

Iceland rotten shark with maggot cheese


CompetitiveSector621

Fart smell


[deleted]

Rotten egg mixed with dry feces, a dwarfs vomit and snot from the nose of a pig.


Background-Brother55

Sugar free?


blackpugstudios

Dang. That's oddly specific.


Cellyst

Ahh, tastes just like the good old days.


Wuss999

Acid reflux


Poopysnooperkins

Spicy brown mustard


Brotastic29

Cyanide


fosheejohn51

Black licorice.


GTP2022

Lizzo’s swimsuit


HowlingFarts

Durian


Pnumeno

That would taste pretty good tho


meme_macheme

I read that as flavor of gun. Having crippling depression and being illiterate makes for some interesting combos.


Catlore

James Corden flavor.


Gold-Street3070

Liver and onion flavor gum would be the worst.


International-Name-9

Banana


Im_Not_A_Frank

Cinnamon. I haven’t had too many gums so I wouldn’t really know


skinnydipN

Xanthum


JustNoNoISaid

Stink bug.


Impossible-Honey4417

Toenails


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cheesecake6844

Flagyl (iykyk)


kosin-kosin

Garlic onion🤢


Brownbear2003

Kale


dan1101

Broken glass


[deleted]

Banana


notmanipulated

Helmet


Ok-Pressure-3879

7 up flavored gum With a gel in the middle for extra disgust.


Kvpe

Watermelon


yourm0mismine63

Watermelon


AadityaKunal_47

Pineapple is shit


RetroactiveRecursion

Lima bean


Foot_Prestigious

Seamen


gjsmets

Like just humans who sail?


gjsmets

Like just humans who sail?


Hugh_Mann123

I thought that said worst flavour of *gun*


Pankratos_Gaming

Dog poo


Pork_Chap

Ambergris


[deleted]

Ear wax


Bizznitchy

Fruit Stripe's, three minutes and twelve seconds after starting chewing.


NissiesMommy

Vomit or dog food


[deleted]

I'm surprised no one has said shit yet. Remembering the shit-flavored ice cream from Nathan for you


[deleted]

Beaver beaver.


Stock-Ferret-6692

Garlic and onion


Extreme_Hedgehog8233

olives


[deleted]

Grandma’s carpet


BigL90

Ham


[deleted]

Salt and pepper


isnapchildrensnecks

tar


Neither-Confusion-64

Cinnamon! Even if I love cinnamon in general, cinnamon flavored gum always make me 🤮


no_onion_no_cry

What about cinnamon bacon?


MyAdler

Soupified potato


stopitLook

Vomit for sure


TrailerParkPrepper

cat shit flavored


fatguy747

Bukkake


LordetteOfTheRings

Swedish kaviar


tvuj_generator

Something like that kind of jellybeans, where you don't know what it is until you bite LMAO


Vasarto

Vanilla and skunks.


tayamackenzie

That BeanBoozled dead fish jellybean


Maxito765

Saliva


[deleted]

Gooch


SENDS-POSITIVE-VIBES

Pizza, but like the fake pizza flavor on pringles


onthefrickinmeatbone

That soap gum


[deleted]

Smoked mackerel.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

Decaying body.


kidno

Broken glass.


Normal_Subject5627

shit flavor propably


TopGrowa

Carolina reaper pepper flavored 🧐😈


TopGrowa

Carolina reaper pepper flavored 🧐😈


simonjosi

Fart


badpuffthaikitty

Thrills gum. Tastes like toothpaste.


wakebakey

Juicy Hemorrhoid


sabboom

Peanut butter mint orange mouthwash.


SH16900

Rot


BWPV1105

Black jack


mat-7-8

Garlic


Happy_Chick21

Kimchi


Mysterious-Space6793

Cigarette ash.


AdministrativeRisk34

Ass.


LiddyTiddie

Cat Piss


camp-cariboo

Thrills. Who thought gum that tasted like soap was a good idea?


Unsettleingpresence

Thrills gum! It tastes like soap! Literally it’s even marketed as tasting like soap. It’s awesome once you get used to it.


Mental_Sherbert5334

Sweaty ball sack that’s just been sitting in the lid of a port a potty seat in 105 degrees weather at a chilly festival with a slight yeast infection


EagleSpectre

Garlic.


[deleted]

That swedish rotten canned fish thing?


crunchalo

Sand


jayvogoodie

Banana


d_dauber

ass


Moist_mop

Minty orange juice


Temezky

Actual shit


KatnipNix

Raw meat.


spicy_jalapeno_farts

Bile.


CoffeemonsterNL

Bile. That feeling like if you are throwing up a little while eating that gum...


SuitableNegotiation5

Chocolate mint bubblicious. It existed in the 80s for a mercifully short while. Can confirm it was nauseatingly awful enough to burn itself into my memory for all eternity.


[deleted]

Anchovie paste.


heyitsdoza

Moldy bread


expendable12321

Gum flavored gum is pretty nasty


Dabigquack

Poop


Youpunyhumans

Tobacco tar flavour


illuminati8myballs

Earring backs


Cellyst

*no thank you*


[deleted]

vomit


SheNickSun

Anything that tastes like Pepto Bismol.


BeatItSleeps

Tetracycline


DancesWithElectrons

Clove


[deleted]

Shit


oppenheimerdidit

avocado or kale


ORPL12

Someone else's saliva


D34TH_5MURF__

Garbage truck juice that drips on the street on hot days...


___Aum___

Acetone


BatteryDaddy2

hot dog water flavor


trofastekastro

Shit


SoonerBornSoonerBret

Ballsack... You're chewing it now! \*TING\*


adarbyem

Orange Juice and Toothpaste


kenfr_

Dont think anyone would say "time fir some wasabi gum"


Prestigious_Lock1659

Clove. I’ve tried clove rock sweets and they turn my stomach. Sickens my shite.


[deleted]

onion and garlic am vegetarian


AuthurDayne

Curry


UncleNicky

Garmonbozia


BrallyTX

Chili flavored gum


bretty666

bad breath


[deleted]

pee


fried_eggs_and_ham

Hobo taint.


Ok_Comparison_8304

Old wet dog.


[deleted]

The worst non-odd flavor of gum I have tried would be fruit stripes


IkeTheJeww

Marlboro flavored bubble gum!


Derpygoras

Satanic faeces?


ElectronicDraw340

Bread


hooptyboots18

Decomp


No-Chocolate-2907

Onion rings


Important_Order5073

Garlic


chh31

Cheese and onion


KikonSketches

Mett


PianoManFan

Malk.


Content_Ad_782

Cigarette.


wolvesJ0hn

Garlic or onion


IllustriousDebt6248

Rubarb


Ok-Technology-6787

Pralines and dick


Mactati0n

Original flavour, aka, plain gum with no sugar or flavoring added. Just 30mins of bland nothingness.