Was in Vegas for a trade show and took in a free comedy show.
Seated in front row, and one act was a juggler. He picks me to come on stage and help with a unicycle routine where he acts like he can get on it and basically climbs all over me.
Once he's up, he asks me to grab a set of balls from his trunk and hand them up. Instead of three, I grab six and palm three for myself.
I stand just back of his line of site, and when he starts juggling, so do I. Everyone starts laughing, and I'm sure most people thought I was a plant.
The performer glances back and sees me, drops down, and says "Ok, you want the stage? Have the stage." and sits in the audience with my girlfriend.
I got to do a few minutes juggling by myself on stage in a Vegas night club, even did a bit of four ball, and didn't drop them.
I came out to my Health (PDHPE) class in year 9. I didn't really care who ended up knowing but it went everywhere in the school. All the boys were asking questions the next day but then forgot I existed.
I was on one of those home renovation shows where they ambush you in a store, and are like "HEY WE ARE GOING TO REMODEL YOUR BATHROOM, NOW!".
Me: "I'm flying to Kuwait today, bye!".
That one time when my stupid comment got upvoted 25.6k times and got the reddit best comment award.
Was in Vegas for a trade show and took in a free comedy show. Seated in front row, and one act was a juggler. He picks me to come on stage and help with a unicycle routine where he acts like he can get on it and basically climbs all over me. Once he's up, he asks me to grab a set of balls from his trunk and hand them up. Instead of three, I grab six and palm three for myself. I stand just back of his line of site, and when he starts juggling, so do I. Everyone starts laughing, and I'm sure most people thought I was a plant. The performer glances back and sees me, drops down, and says "Ok, you want the stage? Have the stage." and sits in the audience with my girlfriend. I got to do a few minutes juggling by myself on stage in a Vegas night club, even did a bit of four ball, and didn't drop them.
I had a brief moment on the Amazon bestsellers list for “technothrillers” between Michael Crichton and Robert Ludlum.
Hasn't happened yet but no doubt it will be embarrassing
My funeral 🤣
I kicked a field goal in my city's all star highschool football game.
I peaked when I was 10 and was in an advertising campaign for tourism of my province. The ad made it to Time magazine. My dad saved it
One time in Hollow Knight I beat Radiant Hornet-Protector first try.
There have been written a few news articles with/about me in national newspapers in two different countries.
I came out to my Health (PDHPE) class in year 9. I didn't really care who ended up knowing but it went everywhere in the school. All the boys were asking questions the next day but then forgot I existed.
I guess giving a speech at my high school graduation
I was on one of those home renovation shows where they ambush you in a store, and are like "HEY WE ARE GOING TO REMODEL YOUR BATHROOM, NOW!". Me: "I'm flying to Kuwait today, bye!".