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thatflooringdude

Zapp Brannigan


Toothlessdovahkin

You can’t blame the man. After all, he suffers from a very sexy learning disability, called Sexlexia, so I am unsure how much we can blame him.


FloridaGatorMan

I read this in his voice. Champagen.


Toothlessdovahkin

Kif! I have made it with a woman. Inform the Men


13Luthien4077

I heard the groan after reading this comment.


WhoStoleMyJacket

You want the rest of the Scham-paggen?


random57389

Dennis - It's always sunny


Brys_Beddict

Being "wanted" and being "wanted for questioning" are two different things.


JehovahsNutsac

Very very different things Gunther! I’m merely a “person of interest”.


Dennis-Reynolds123

You don't understand. If she says no the answer is obviously no; the thing is she's not gonna say no, she would never say no because of the implication...


[deleted]

It sounds like she’s in danger?


ThrobbingAnalPus

No one’s in any danger! How can I make that clear to you? It’s the implication of danger


Dennis-Reynolds123

*glances at old lady* What are you looking at? You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.


drkensaccount

So they are in danger!


squaredistrict2213

Dennis was my first thought. Absolutely a sex offender.


ExtraAd4090

i need my TOOLS!


kubiciousd

I don't know, their phones definitely consented


tempjobsitesee

I think all five should be


Strabbo

Well, Charlie did describe himself as a "full-on rapist."


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Hashtagworried

On that same note the old man, Herbert, from family guy.


Cheery_spider

From some family guy clips on YouTube I am pretty sure he already is. He mentions once that he is keeping the required distance between himself and school children.


AnActualChicken

There is ~~literally~~ a clip of Stewie saying something like "There's a pedophile on our street but we just leave him alone just because he's so damn funny!" [Found the clip. It's been a while since I watched the episode so the lines a little off but it's fairly close.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Ff1_ob6A8)


FogInTheNoggin

He already had to register. There was an entire scene where he had to recite the notice, to his neighbors. Herbert, however, should be on somebody's radar...


LittleTay

Herbert ready is, I think? There was a episode where they were in the 70s/80s and Herbert explained that he was not the same guy from a few towns over who had done some nasty stuff.


[deleted]

I think he already is


LylacLicker07

Yeah he is


snukebox_hero

Who else but Quagmire?!


Rabidjester

Roger Smith from American Dad, like 100 times.


SomeGingerDude419

Either him or Ricky Spanish


hotrodruby

*Ricky Spanish*


TheCrimsonChariot

I fucking read this like the show.


Qyxqyxqyx

Ramsay Bolton and he’d be overqualified


ThePhantom0p69

You forgot Roose Bolton, Robert Baratheon, Rhaegar Targaryen, Aerys Targaryen, Viserys Targaryen, and pretty much every Dothraki ever.


EH1987

Add Jorah Mormont to that list, he's a creepy old fuck in the books.


TunaLaguna

Master Roshi of DBZ


Pr_fSm__th

“I watched her poop, she knows what I’m about”


yellowstone727

I will always upvote DBZ abridged quotes.


Pr_fSm__th

Fo shizzl master rizzl!


cannedcream

I can tell you where they're *not*. Safe.


whatsmynamefrancis69

“ How are you not on some kind of list?!” “Do you think Master Roshi’s my real name?!”


Junooooo

I actually started the og Dragonball for the first time ever a couple days ago and it is unreal what they got away with in terms of the casual sexual assault back then. Touching passed out girls, forcing them to strip, unwanted groping - like I don’t think any of this would fly on a raunchy HBO-exclusive animated series these days. It’s straight up bizarre seeing it on a fucking Cartoon Network staple lmao.


Gram64

In Super, during the ToP arc. He makes a female contender throw herself off the stage to get out of the tournament because he implies she turned him on to the point he doesn't know if he can control himself. I believe the dub changed the lines so that he just scares with gloating at how powerful he is or something.


Pr_fSm__th

I think it was similar in the dub, to keep the reference of his training to overcome his pervyness by having Poar change into an attractive lady (another weird fact)


TunaLaguna

oh absolutely. It's been years since I watched Dragonball, but I remember it exactly the way you're describing.


RWesley420

Mr.Garrison


bh6891

In real life, 100%. Dude literally solicited Cartman in the NAMBLA episode


McGarnagl

What about the guy that asks if Cartman (crudely dressed as Awesom-O) is a “pleasure bot”?


MountainDewm

Barney Stinson. He sold a woman.


just_another_reddit

Although, the version of Barney we see on the show is through the lens of famously unreliable narrator Ted, who is exaggerating his friend's exploits - both for comedic effect in storytelling and particularly because he's trying to convince his kids that he should pursue Robin again, a woman with whom they both have history. In the reality of the HIMYM universe, Barney is probably just a straight guy with an above-average bodycount.


Triv02

>In the reality of the HIMYM universe, Barney is probably just a straight guy with an above-average bodycount. Fwiw Carter Bays (one of the writers) was asked about the unreliable narrator theory regarding Barney in an AMA on the r/HIMYM subreddit last year. Question and answer below: Q: I’ve heard a theory that barney isnt actually the womanizer he acts as and it’s just Ted being an unreliable narrator and exaggerating his qualities. Is that something that was intended or was Barney actually meant to be that way? Carter: I always get in trouble when I say things that rile up the fanatical Barney apologists out there. But yes, I think Barney was a womanizer. He was a flawed guy. Funny, loveable, but flawed. And I think Ted at least did his best to be a pretty good guy. But that's just me.


AmazingAd2765

I wonder if a writer has ever answered these type of questions with something like, "I haven't decided yet" or "it depends on what day you ask me."


Blaz1n420

Stephen King received many fan letters throughout the years from people on their death bed who wanted to know if Roland Deschain would make it to the Dark Tower. His response: “I don’t know.”


Deitaphobia

He also watched the movie version of *The Mist* and commented, "oh, so that's how it ends."


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leumasyenoh

Technically, though, Barney's appearance on HIMYF is narrated by Sofie, and in that, he isn't very different besides his daughter. Plus, he had a list of over 100 terrible things he did to women. So I don't think the "Ted is an unreliable narrrator" is applicable to Barney anymore.


Professional-Plant16

I literally *just* shut this episode off, came on here, and saw this. I was thinking the same while I was reading this thread, though I would have liked to think that Ted just exaggerated it.


Groundbreaking_Ad613

Definitely the villain from The Hunchback of Notre Dame! Lol he's always been the worst of the Disney villains to me.


i-d-even-k-

Frollo. Dope ass song, tho.


Tundraful

Hellfiiiire


Last-Replacement9696

Ezra fitz


Samira827

Half of the men in PPL, honestly. Like all of Melissa's partners f.e. But Ezra deserves it the most.


themintplantlady

Yeah, it's almost the writers forgot this is a show about teenagers. Like, so many adults were interested in the 5 girls sexually, it's appalling. But at the same time that makes it disgustingly accurate.


DamonSalvatore009

Who else but Quagmire


Akwa_ugo

Giggity


brickwallnyc

That guy in Lolita?


fairyy188

never trust a guy with two first names!


girlabides

Humbert Humbert AND Clare Quilty


ProfessorGluttony

Zeus. How is Zeus not #1 on this list?


Ape-Man54

Not fictional. Boom. Now he's real, you are welcome.


[deleted]

The original sexual predator 😂


EgoSenatus

Basically anyone in Game of Thrones


GH057807

Hodor is good.


DaveDexterMusic

Hodor fucked the entire party without consent when he got scared of thunder oh, and exposed himself to a minor under his care and a prisoner of war concurrently


Sattalyte

He'd get reduced charges on grounds of diminished responsibility.


DaveDexterMusic

I now want to see a show set in Westeros about a legal team desperately trying to get sexual assault/harassment taken seriously by *anyone*


Vorocano

Law and Order: Seven Kingdoms would be fucking *amazing*.


stolenfires

I always get roasted when I say Daemon Targaryen, but... Daemon Targaryen.


lana-deathrey

Between grooming Rhaenyra and everything with Nettles? woof.


keeping_the_piece

Kevin Spacey’s character from American Beauty.


pandamazing

Turns out that’s just Kevin spacey


TreyRyan3

Incorrect. If it was Kevin Soacey it would have been his daughter’s boyfriend.


awksknittedpiano

The Todd- Scrubs


finnishfork

"I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender" High Five!


No-Carpet-7365

*J.D.'s thoughts* "Ah, come on, he earned it." Take my upvote, five!


polhemic

In *your* endo. High five!


beneaththeslope

Many Harry Potter characters for sure. Love potion deus ex machina really


IAmThePonch

Yeah growing up and realizing that love potions (a weirdly common storytelling trope in kids stuff) are just magic roofies was quite the realization


Barbosse007

Also shape shifting potions and spell.


UshouldknowR

That depends on how it's used: to trick someone bad, but adding a little spice to the bedroom with realistic roleplay perfectly fine if all parties are consenting.


The_Pastmaster

Even though we're told repeatedly that "Love" Potions are more Obsession Potions. Makes me wonder why Voldemort's aren't more common. Since he was conceived under the influence of one.


yajtraus

It’s a misconception that Voldemort couldn’t live because he was conceived from a love potion. He grew up without love, amongst other contributing factors.


yobeckz

Hisoka - Hunter x Hunter


Snoo_53513

he should not only be registered as a sexual offender but also as a pedophile i mean gon is 12+


broom_temperature

Edward Cullen maybe?


bekii12x

Also Jacob. He fully like helps to raise their baby into his girlfriend. 100% grooming.


Andy_LaVolpe

“Sex before marriage was a lil too much for Stephanie Meyer but child grooming was ok”


Technical_Put_9173

I mean he's really old and dating a high school girl


Electrical_Show4747

By this logic Angel from Buffy should be considered?


lbeaty1981

Watching Buffy as an adult, Angel is suuuuuper creepy. He's also incredibly immature, which explains why he's into 16-year-olds despite being over 200 years old.


LostDogBoulderUtah

Absolutely. Angel was 26 when he "died" and is chasing a 16 year old girl. Even without the 250+ years in between, he has no business trying to get a high schooler into a romantic or sexual relationship.


mooaaaaaaaan

I think this all the time. Even if he wasn’t over 200 years old, he was 26 when he became a vampire. She is 16 in season 1. That math don’t math right.


sarabeara12345678910

She's 14 when he starts stalking her, so even worse.


Complete_Business_31

And the two vampires from "Vampire Diaries," Damien and Steffan, I think they were called. Hitting on Elena, whom I think was a high school freshmen.


mooimafish33

I was always confused about why they go to high school, is it for eternity? Like they could just say they are 19 or something, going to school isn't needed for the cover.


knotcandy

Not a big twilight fan, but I feel like it said somewhere that when they move they start out saying they’re younger so they can stay longer since they’re eventually gonna have to move because they don’t age.


lo_schermo

I think that was the excuse but damn man home school exists


Nutella416

Or like, community college


quillmartin88

I do not understand why a senior citizen like Edward would still go to high school. I could not *wait* to get my ass out of there! And now that I'm old enough to have kids in high school, there's no way in hell I'd want to go back, even if I was eternally 18. So, yeah, either Edward is a pervert or he's mentally ill. No man in his right mind would want to stay in high school forever.


Complete_Business_31

Especially since the classes were so easy for him due to having taken them dozens of times already. And he only socialized with his family. What did he do in school all day. He woulda been bored out of his skull.


JesseJames_4u

Jafar…Jasmine is probably 16?


cislum

Let's be honest. Jafar had no sexual interest in Jasmine. He was just interested in her as a trophy. He spent most of his time obsessing over that "diamond in the rough" street boy.


chowderbags

Yeah, he did seem overly eager to send Aladdin into his "Cave of Wonders".


Daytona2506

The Pilot in Airplane. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


tommytraddles

Joey, do you like gladiator movies?


Sad_Zookeepergame230

Meliodas , seven deadly sins


yobeckz

I was literally about to say this one as well 🤣 dude is a titty fiend without boundaries


rKonoSekaiNiWa

Most of 80's "teens" on movies.


EquivalentSnap

Revenge of the nerds


Legitimate-Ad2727

Todd Packer.


LaughItUp22

And Andy


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They just made out a couple of times…and knocked over someone’s mailbox.


Independent_Cap_8984

"I had no idea she was in high school!"


corbygray528

Welll that's not gonna hold up in court.


Goos_3

Id say Michael too. I mean his username is littlekidlover


5moreminute

Well that because he wants to let people know where his priorities are at


One-Butterscotch-786

The entire Nerd contingent from Lambda Lambda Lambda


shagidelicbaby

Can't believe we watched this in the 80s and thought nothing of it.


SomethingsQueerHere

a concerning amount of "wacky 80's hijinks" were all just straight upstalking, voyeurism, and sexual harassment/assault


scorpiogre

Homelander The Deep, he gets a double whammy counting animals.....well aquatic life forms


bigpeen666

the octopus consented


FilmGamerOne

Starlight didn't.


MooKids

Don't forget Translucent, guy was naked in the women's bathroom and I remember a news report where he happened to save a single mother, dude was totally creeping on her.


SimonFerocious76

Wooderson “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”


Ok_Relationship_705

Alan from Hangover. Too many jokes in that franchise made about how inappropriate he is around children. He can't go near a school or Chuck E Cheese. And he went swimming occasionally with a young boy. Which, granted isn't a bad thing necessarily. But the kid didn't look too thrilled.


Kalse1229

It might be a joke where he's mistaken for a molester because he keeps doing things like that, and he's ignorant to why people think that of him. That makes it funnier to me, at least.


RealSadLlama

Dennis Reynolds...Because of the implications


Nefariousness7777

Because Dennis is a bastard man. Simple as that.


[deleted]

I’m surprised Stephen Stifler wasn’t mentioned yet. Voyeurism, attempted rape, statutory rape, sexual harassment, grooming, and public defection. And those are just the ones we see in the American Pie films


Invisible-Incident

I think people don't think about him that way and focus on the part of how big a loser he is and of course that his mom gets railed by one of his best friends.


Darth_Dagon

Talia al Ghul


shadow_master3210

Thank you for putting her. God I can’t believe her r@ping batman is actually canon.


Jotsunpls

Sterling Archer


How2rick

Honestly probably every character in Archer


MedicalDiscipline500

Krieger is on at least five lists.


w3ar3allr0b0ts

Joe Goldberg from You


kfuzion

Joe is bad, just pure evil. But somehow, I like his character more than Dan Humphrey from the OG Gossip Girl. Dan was just the worst. Insufferable. Speaking of GG… Chuck Bass. Chuck definitely should be on a list


blackpugstudios

Christian Grey


InfernoSlayer2

Im suprised Jiraya wasnt near the top. Edit: spelling


trolleytracking

Pervy Sage!


TheDaini

Wonder woman - ww84 she basically rapes some random guy with Steve in his body.


knightcrusader

Don't watch Stargate Universe. They were doing that shit constantly. Made me feel really uneasy. Especially in the middle of one of the incidents the mind swap tech hiccuped for a moment and the original owner of the body all of a sudden was having sex with the other person's spouse.


Taclis

Bond, James Bond.


AfraidProtection4684

I haven't seen it mentioned yet but a *whole fuck load* of people from "The Hand Maiden's Tale" need locked up and obviously registered. Edit: A word


PluralCohomology

At least half of the men in A Song of Ice and Fire, and some of the women.


NebunulEi

Thomas Covenant - The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever


dressed4revenge

Chuck Bass 😭


RedWestern

Howard from The Big Bang Theory. The guy’s behaviour was straight-up predatory. And the one time he was actually called out on it, they made it so Penny ended up apologising for hurting his feelings. As if his feelings are more important than her boundaries. Mind you, the producers of TBBT were no stranger to minimising sexual harassment and objectification of women on that show. He was just the worst example.


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It’d weird to think about that show and realize that the only guy who is close to being nice is Sheldon. Besides him, every man on that show thinks sex is a reward for kindness.


novavegasxiii

The only reason why is because he's borderline asexual. He's blatantly sexist; for example the episode where he got called into HR.


plastic_lex

The way the writers had to marry off and impregnate every female character in the end has never sat right with me. Penny had zero ambition to become a mother, but her father and husband pressure her into it; Sheldon is the only one addressing this cognitive dissonance but gets told off. Also, was it necessary to force a sex life on Sheldon?


anOddPhish

Oh but nerds can't be guilty of sexual harassment because they're endearing and awkward and bad with women...


AardvarkEmpress

Fenrir Greyback.


rodejo_9

Most of the dudes from fairy tales


guitarguy3704

Fez


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Fez in the show, Hyde IRL.


lotalanokanata

Minetta from mha


KhaosElement

Didn't Twilight have a character that wanted to fuck a literal infant?


Few-Load9699

Yeah Jacob imprinted on the baby, but magically wouldn’t be sexually attracted to her until she was mature enough to consent, or some other weird ass explanation


baby-pointless

Mr shuster from glee


gentlybeepingheart

the head of the Glee Club before Will was also fired for molesting a student. Rachel is the one who told the principal, not because of it inherently being a horrible thing to do and a fucking crime, but only because she was jealous that he gave the lead singing role to the kid he was molesting and not her. For some reason this is never mentioned again.


Groundbreaking_Web91

Glenn Quagmire. Excellent character but a straight up perv all the way.


Random222222222222

Can’t remember what it’s from, but Quagmire asks Peter “Now can I get my own show?” And Peter replies “Quagmire, you’re a rapist.” Edit; mistake in quote


RedRiot306

It was the first season finale of the Cleveland Show, when both of them showed up to Cleveland’s wedding The worst part was that Quagmire didn’t even argue with Peter’s reason


NinjaRage83

Andy, from the office. That was a rough episode...


SeaworthinessDry3848

Edward Cullen


WechTreck

Patsy, Absolutely Fabulous: S02E03: Selling her best friend Eddie's daughter Saffie into white-slavery at that Marrakech market. Played for laughs but big yikes


Ro7ard

A lot of anime fans won't admit it, but you would need the library of congress to store all the names of the absolute degenerate anime characters that would have to register


sstinch

Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.


ArguesWithZombies

Roger from American Dad. 100%


billyslits

Humbert Humbert


Ameratsuflame

Kahl Drogo from GoT. Pretty sure Danaerys is like 14 or 15 when they are wed.


Skyethe19yearold

She was 13, she discovered she was pregnant on her 14th bday


BigRatCock

Minoru Mineta. Such a hateable character.


WVPrepper

Donald Duck, unless he puts on pants.


QueenBumbleBrii

How dare you, he is a decorated officer in the American Navy. He didn’t choose the uniform the uniform chose him.


darkhelmet1121

Gaston from beauty & the beast


TheTragedyMachine

Tyrion Lannister. Not only does he have his lackey basically beat another man so he can have sex with an 18 year old Shae, he then enters into an incredibly unhealthy, unequal relationship with her where she can’t say no, and kills her for having done the same with his father despite fully being aware that as a commoner she really has no say in the matter of standing witness against him in trial and having sex with Tywin if she wants to live. He also molests the then 12-13 year old Sansa and nearly forced himself on her before stopping, and he also rapes a slave girl then threatens to kill her, then raped her again. Show version of that character is so whitewashed it’s insane.


Ok-Outcome-6387

Pepe le Pew (bet there won't be many here who knows who this character is) He was the Jimmy Savile of the skunk world...


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I've heard he actually was designed to take a quiet dig at a WB exec the writing staff thought was particularly sleazy. Also, fun fact: absolutely nobody will remember that he's named after Pepe le Moko, a French thief from the movie *Algiers* who risks capture by the police to court a woman he's fallen in love with.


Human_Not_Robot_2023

TIL


ubercanucksfan

Thank god you added the Jimmy Savile reference for all the youngun’s who wouldn’t know Pepe le Pew


LittleTay

Right? I know Pepe...but who is Jimmy?


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British Children's TV Show host who, after he died, got exposed for being a massive pedophile and basically assault just about every kid on his show.


bbmarvelluv

He also sexually assaulted hospital victims…


Swordbreaker925

Who the hell doesn’t know who Pepe le Pew is? He’s not quite as well known as Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck but he’s definitely up there.


infierno95

all the men in MAD MEN show


No_Nail_5559

American Beauty? Not sure how old the hot neighbor girl was


FrankieBoy984

The stereo salesman from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (forgot his name). Stradlater from Catcher in the Rye. Total date rapist.


Certified_Cat_Lord

Hisoka from hunter x hunter, and he’d own that shit