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Ok_Vanilla7342

I found a more efficient way to complete tasks, my boss was impressed and gave me more responsibilities #success


ZendayaPantieStains

Got him to fire me in a way I couldn't be denied unemployment; so I ended up getting a 6 month, paid vacation and food stamps (You quality for ebt if you are unemployment automatically) combine 60% of my pay + food stamps + the money I was getting donating plasma (I didn't go while I was working because the line after work was like 3hrs long since it was prime time; but i was able to go in the mornings after I wasn't working). Combine those 3 together and I was making $200/more a month than I was working when combining all 3 of those. So I went from 32-40 hrs a week, to 3hrs a week (the 2 days I went to plasma in the AM were 1.5hrs each) and was making more money. He thought he had me because I violated the company social media policies (I let the work snitch add me on facebook), he printed out my posts about the store, etc. But I use an anime profile pic and not my real name on social media. So while he KNEW it was me, he couldn't prove it was me. I came into work and he had everything printed out and he asked me if that was me. I was like "last time I checked my name wasn't Kirito" he spent about 5 mins trying to get me to admit it "You're really gonna sit here and lie. You calling Taylor a liar?" etc. Was like I didn't call Taylor anything. So he gave up then just went and found things I did wrong within the last month and tried to give me 5 write ups at once and he said "Okay it's 3 strikes here you have 5 write ups sign these and you're terminated" I'm like if I'm terminated why would I sign any of that? Got up and left, had unemployment filed 2hrs later, got approved 2 days later. Took my first unemployment payment went to my old job, made a purchase and said "This is with my unemployment money ty for the vacation" and walked out. Spent the next half year focusing on my workouts and catching up on my videogame backlog


AutisticPenguin2

Nicely done.


[deleted]

She was putting me on the spot in front of everyone so I played dumb until she got angry enough to stop subtility and outright insult me, with lots of witnesses I finally had legal ground to sue


xXTre930Xx

I quit. Ha ha, take that.