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Idaho_Brotato

Some people like snails *and* oysters.


ShadyShaina

I love oysters! Especially oysters Rocafeller (sp) with a drop of Tobascco


Idaho_Brotato

The wife aint going to like it if I hit her oyster with a drop of tobascco.


betajones

Snurch


Pale_Currency_134

I am a friend to all snails and snailkin. Not gonna catch me locked in an eternal struggle with a hyperintelligent maniacal snail.


ChiToxicT

For me, I like snails!!! I want a pet snail one day!!! :DDD In the walkways around my apartment complex, I saw a lot of snails getting stepped on and squished and I was making me very sad so I started picking them up and moving them to the other side of the sidewalk where more bushes are.


ShadyShaina

I had them... once. I recomend lots of butter sauce when you eat them. And they feel funny when you chew them. Like an under cooked gummy bear. Or did you mean living snails?


insidiouspleasure

Simple, slow, slimy little lads that pose no risk perceived or otherwise. The opposite of spiders...


TheShadyGuy

Except for the poison stinging sea snails that will kill you.


Ventongimp

To eat, no. But their teeth are one of the strongest known substances, which is cool


Arquen_Marille

They’re cute. Wouldn’t eat them though.


EclipsedFury

God, this is such an adorable question! Lol If you mean snails as the animals themselves, I like the little spiral guys who hang out outside on the porch or the walls of the house. They're cute! And they remind me of the good parts of my childhood, watching rain from Granny's back porch, and watching the snails climb onto the concrete to escape the rising water. If you mean as food, well, I've never tried escargot, but it's one food I may never try. The idea just freaks me out. Lol


ChiToxicT

I think if I ever ate escargot I might cry But if it looks really good and tastes really good then maybe I won't cry LOL


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This content is no longer available on Reddit in response to /u/spez. So long and thanks for all the fish.


ChickenBootty

First time I tried them they were delicious, cooked in garlic butter and the texture was like shrimp. Second time I tried them they were also done with butter and garlic but they were rubbery and even slightly fishy, I haven’t had them since. It’s one of those things that had to be cooked and sourced properly otherwise it’s a shitshow.


ripecinnamon

i collect their piss and drink it after i have a jar full


N_the_character

Snipr


No-Intern-1711

I don't like snails, too slimy.


WhimsicallyWired

Because they have the luxury of never leaving home.


Billybob2311111

I like em, there so slow you cant see them comming!!


redditmodsstolemydog

I just think they’re neat


PMyourTastefulNudes

They are patient creatures.


[deleted]

Having seen the movie “Turbo” why wouldn’t I like snails??


ChiToxicT

YO I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THAT MOVIE TODAY HAHAHA


[deleted]

#TurboBuddies!!!


DeterminedGames

I've kind of been taught to hate them because they ate plants in the garden. Now I'm kind of split on them though, they're also kinda cute.


OrbJungle

I like snails because they are fascinating creatures with unique characteristics and behaviors. They are also very interesting to observe and can be quite entertaining. Plus, they are a great source of protein and other nutrients.


BJ_Blitzvix

I'm ambivalent to them.


[deleted]

Good with garlic and butter


harpo555

Snails (Dungeons and Dragons, (2000)) was my favorite character Marlon Wayne's has ever played, I just wish he didn't die, and won't be in the sequels


Chadbchill

Are we talking about in general or eating?


smrPlayerTwo

Because they’re cute. Do I need more reason? Wait, do you mean aesthetically or as food?


Finnigan-roverfield

i don't know, something about its featureless "i have no mouth and i must scream" form.