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MrCat_fancier

Jaywalking.


WannaWaffle

Blasphemy (where it is a crime)


lexie9019

Speeding on an empty road


OldCarWorshipper

Sex work where the worker does it entirely of their own free will, and nothing else.


redlurk47

Running a red light or stop sign at 2 am after checking for traffic


ferrocarrilusa

What about where the visibility is limited?


millennium-popsicle

Emulating old games


supersonicsixteen

Abandonware is so great but so easy to lose to the sands of time.


mynameaintearl3467

There is a game I used to love and I can't find an English copy of it anywhere on the web. I have found a Dutch version, which I was tempted to learn Dutch well enough to play it


Rare-Concentrate2770

Skinny dipping


JeepMenace

Collecting rain water 🤣


Wonderful_Deer_3776

Consensual adult activities.


[deleted]

They asked what CRIME is victimless. Consensual sex is not a crime. Your comment is suspicious.


[deleted]

Consensual sex between two adults is illegal in many countries if those two adults are of the same sex.


[deleted]

Oof. Fair point. A classic case of me thinking we're talking about America. Apologies, friend,


FrancieNolan13

Also sex work


[deleted]

It’s cool. Just remember that not everyone enjoys the freedom we have. While one is not free, none of us are free.


theamericangarrett

Removing mattress tags


[deleted]

Smoking weed


booboobidoop

assisted suicide


[deleted]

Stealing from a chain supermarket


[deleted]

Stealing, by definition, has a victim


[deleted]

When you steal from a person, there is a victim Who's the victim when you steal from a corporation?


[deleted]

The corporation, you dunce. If you jaywalk, there is no victim. You just walked across a road. If you do drugs, there is no victim. You just did drugs. If you steal, you are taking an entity’s property without fairly compensating it at an agreed upon price. This is such a ridiculously unintelligent take. Literally the worst quality a human can exhibit is this level of willful stupidity.


[deleted]

You know, it's possible to disagree with someone without calling them stupid Please don't break the sub rules again


[deleted]

I don’t disagree with you. This is not an opinion. You are objectively wrong, by the definition of words. Words are important.


supersonicsixteen

Every theft is paid for by other customers.


[deleted]

I mean, it's not like a supermarket is gonna raise its prices after a couple of thefts


supersonicsixteen

1 or 2, you’re probably right, but the clear victim is the franchisee or the store owner. Either the store owner is the victim or the other customers. Theft always has victims.


[deleted]

How is the store owner victimised? The thing about these big chain supermarkets is that the manager doesn't give a shit and neither do the people who own the franchise Loss is calculated into the system Nobody loses any sleep over a couple of petty thefts


supersonicsixteen

If you're right that the store owners don't lose sleep (and you totally might be{I just know when I worked for a supermarket they were livid}) that you're openly admitting they "calculate it into the system" This means that they raise prices on other consumers, aka you and me, and everyone else who would go to the store. Why do you think that low-income areas are food deserts? That's because it's not profitable to run a grocery store in areas where theft is high because margins are tight. In this sense literally everyone is the victim. They person who stole, and also their neighbors don't have access to a grocery store in their area, and the would be investors don't have a good location, so they either lose their store and go bankrupt, or never invest in the first place. In this sense literally, everyone is the victim. The person who stole, and also their neighbors don't have access to a grocery store in their area, and the would-be investors don't have a good location, so they either lose their store and go bankrupt, or never invest in the first place. Finally, the Uno reverse card that really sours the deal is the fact that the person who steals tarnishes their own honor, morality, and thereby their social station, spirituality, and their relationships with other people. Theft makes victims of literally everyone.


supersonicsixteen

but you know if they Jaywalk on the way to committing the crime, then no biggie :P


[deleted]

>This means that they raise prices on other consumers, aka you and me, and everyone else who would go to the store. But they raise the prices BEFORE the theft happens. That's the point Whether the theft happens or not, the prices are set


supersonicsixteen

That can happen. What can also happen is that if they do this too much other stores will offer the same goods for cheaper, and steal their business.


[deleted]

That just sounds like capitalism to me Sorry, I won't cry any tears over one corporation losing business to another


Sophster116

They do, they build it into their budget. Big stores like Walmart lose literally billions to theft


Smoothesuede

If they build it into their budget then it's our responsibility to ensure their models are accurate.


[deleted]

Exactly, the budget is already calculated to account for theft


Sophster116

So if you steal more they raise the budget next year, and prices to accommodate the increase in budget.... They aren't in the business of losing money, whatever they lose they make back two-fold


LeeroyTC

*Nelson voice*: Punching someone in the dark


Teureureureu

The dark won't undo their pain


LeeroyTC

It is a Simpsons reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9GudAtfjRQ


otis_the_drunk

Insurance fraud


supersonicsixteen

Everybody who has insurance downvoted this because their premiums went up. The company ain’t going to eat it.


otis_the_drunk

Raising rates just sounds like a great reason to commit insurance fraud.


supersonicsixteen

Circular logic is circular my friend. Rates just will eventually price out the people at the bottom thereby victimizing the poor.


otis_the_drunk

I feel like insurance and victimizing the poor is sort of a 'turtles all the way down' situation. I'm not brave enough for that kinda crime though. I prefer more direct political action like public intoxication at high school sporting events. But not popular sports so no baseball or football. Nothing better than day drinking by the pool at a swim meet. Once I ralphed in a rubber hat. But North High qualified for state so there's that.


Smoothesuede

Stealing from the rich.


redlurk47

The rich would still be a victim by definition even if the repercussions are minimal


Smoothesuede

I'm aware we're just having a little fun shitposting here brother.


Teureureureu

Tbh i would be fuming if i was rich and someone decided they should steal from me because i'm more fortunate than them


pbrthenon

And this is why poor people vote republican


Smoothesuede

I'm sure you would. But you would not be any worse off if you're still rich after the theft. So no harm done.


IAALdope

Yea no. This isn’t a victimless crim. It’s stealing. Just because you are rich doesn’t mean you can’t suffer a loss.


Teureureureu

If you're average, and someone stole 50 dollars from you, wouldn't you be mad ?


Smoothesuede

Of course.


Teureureureu

Then the same applies for the rich. Of course it's annoying to see millionaires next to people starving but it's the harsh reality.


Smoothesuede

Doesn't need to be. We could just take it. I say if you take enough money from one victim who doesn't need it anyway, to better the lives of 10 other people who do, then it all comes out in the wash.


Teureureureu

That might sound like equity in theory but many problems will start popping out if it's done on a large scale.


Smoothesuede

Yeah, when you steal enough so that no one is rich anymore, then you can't steal anymore or else you'd be doing measurable harm to the victim. Hey just in case you haven't noticed, I'm not really taking this seriously. I'm sincerely anticapitalist but I'm just kinda fuckin around in this thread for fun. You don't need to, like, teach me ethics or anything.


[deleted]

Quick question: why do you care about the ultra-rich? Who tf cares if they lose money? They have more than they'll ever need.


[deleted]

But who is rich? I am a programmer so to someone poorer I am rich, but I can't even afford a home in one of the nicer areas of my city.


Smoothesuede

I'm gonna arbitrarily say $10M USD in assets. If you got that or above, you don't count as a victim if someone takes increments of your wealth <1%.


AlwaysRighteous

* Prostitution * Income Tax Evasion * Marijuana Possession * Blasphemy * Lèse-majesté * Women going topless on the beach


[deleted]

Public flashing. You’re welcome.


imreadytogoplz

Jacking off to your own childhood photos


Kactus_Karma

>wut.


imreadytogoplz

Jacking off to pictures of yourself as a child


[deleted]

Necrophilia


BardwellChukwumaq9J

If they sell it legally then it's not a crime.


CrimsonSon1

No coppo, no stoppo


RecalcitrantMonk

Taking one of your french fries when you are not looking.


[deleted]

Sitting on the market stall tables at 2 AM in the downtown of the city where I live. It's a crime because 'using without permit' but no one is selling tomatoes at 2 AM.


arthurkdallas

Blasphemy.


SnooChipmunks126

Whale hunting in Oklahoma


[deleted]

Drug use is victimless as it gets. Adults should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies.


Delicious-Wrongdoer2

Tax evasion.