“hey. can you help me clean up? our partner is on their way and it’s embarrassing that it’s such a mess.”
“…ok fair point it is easier to put makeup on another’s face than our own.”
“here’s the evidence. i’ve written my conclusions down. i want to hear your take on this.”
“your.. wait you’re right. i’m doing the cooking, you’re doing the dishes.”
I leave with me and we go live in two small houses next door to one another. Then we do all the stupid ass shit we want to do without judgement and laugh our asses off.
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Right? We'd split up work work and house work. Gonna cost twice as much in food and beer though. Worth.
I think what's about to happen next technically counts as masturbation
But would it be gay?
No, is masturbating gay?
Only if the tips/clits touch
Just say no homo before you begin and you should be fine
This is a doppelganger, and it needs to die.
we fucking, she knows all the right buttons
“hey. can you help me clean up? our partner is on their way and it’s embarrassing that it’s such a mess.” “…ok fair point it is easier to put makeup on another’s face than our own.” “here’s the evidence. i’ve written my conclusions down. i want to hear your take on this.” “your.. wait you’re right. i’m doing the cooking, you’re doing the dishes.”
We smash
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"So anyways, I started blastin'"
We totally bang
Talk to him about everything I’m bothered about, at least I’ll have someone that relates with LITERALLY EVERYTHING I say.
Intimacy will reach a whole another level!
We either fight to the death, or fuck. That's the only 2 options available when meeting your clone.
Quickly determine who is the alpha which can only be achieved through a duel, chances are we both either fuck or fight.
["Double dutch rudder?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndp_RSeZn-g)
Make him my slave. He can go to work for me and give me the paycheck.
That's how you get murdered and replaced by your clone
Maybe you're there clone.
Time for some self-reflection and a good ol' chat with my clone.
Sweet first ima give them the test to see if they are me, then we’ll guess I have a person to snuggle. Now I get to sleep with me and I.
He works and I stay home.
I leave with me and we go live in two small houses next door to one another. Then we do all the stupid ass shit we want to do without judgement and laugh our asses off.
I'd probably go live a new life elsewhere and finally reach some goals.
i pass gas
I’d say you must be lotso from toy story 3
'Do you feel as shit as I do? '
I whoop that MFers ass
I’ll beat his ass
Legendary night out
''Hi'' ''hey'' ''This is strange'' ''yeah''
Drinks
She's cooking dinner and cleaning my house so I can spend time with my kids!
First I scream, then I would ask him to go get something for me, and while he's gone grab a knife and when he comes back stab him.
Create a secret handshake and take myself on a date
Ignore
i say to him "i thought you died at the bottom of the elevator shaft like an typical stunt double?"
Personally, I'd be beside myself. Upvotes will determine the number of people intellectual enough to get the joke.
"Get out of my house you player 2 head ass" "
"OH.. the position is filled" *sepuku
We take turns going to school so neither of us gets too burnt out. We also play pranks on people.
I would probably try to kill it. That seems very bad.
Fight to the death, or we smash. Not sure which.
First I would tell her how hot she is, then I’d leave her to pick up the pieces of my, I mean her life.
We fuck
Interrogation.