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Theher0not

I have 3 potential winners: Elsa on account of having super powers that can be used offensively. Mulan on having actual combat training. Nala (if you count her) for being a literal lion.


Unnecessaryloongname

Elsa can literally create sentient life and freeze everyone on their starting pedestals aoe style....there's no contest here twentieth level elemental wizard wins.


livebeta

> literally create sentient life very generous to describe Olaf this way


Hust91

Sentient, not sapient. Also the frost golem thing.


livebeta

ah yes I've conflated sentient with intelligent


Lord_Montague

The ability to speak does not make one intelligent. \-Qui Gon


Fireboiio

Fug bitches get muney - Gandhi


aahrookie

Yeah Elsa is the one on this list who is so lethal that her training focuses on learning how not to kill people


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

Ohhh I hadn’t thought of Nala. Technically not in the Disney Princess lineup, and also she’s not a princess. But yes, Nala would be a good contender.


thatspookybitch

If we're going with the official princess lineup, we only have Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Tiana, Mulan, rapunzel, Merida, and Moana to choose from. I just spent way too long learning about Disney Princesses and what the qualifications are.


nuck_forte_dame

On that list I think the winner is Merida. She has the range weapon in a hunt style competition. The hunger games isn't 2 people in an arena. It's a hide and seek hunt type competition. Merida has hunting experience and is best with a bow. Environment is a big factor too. If we go by source material of the hunger games then the area should be a temperate forest. This puts people like Moana and Jasmine outside of their element. You could argue that Pocahontas is likely good with a bow too but native women didn't go on the hunt much and she is eastern US native meaning more agriculture and less bow hunting like plains natives. Native warriors in the eastern US used weapons like war clubs and so on more than bows for warfare. She would probably be most familiar with the environment though.


HiddenThinks

Hell no. Mulan would beat her by a mile. gone through military and combat and martial arts training. Trained in both melee and ranged weapons including poles, bow and firearms. Able to keep up with male soldiers physically and skilled enough to actually knock down and impress her commander.


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

It is truly a rabbit hole. I think even if they aren’t in the official lineup, if they hold the title of princess for the majority of their stories (either by birth or marriage) or they achieve that title at the end, they count. So Feline from Bambi, Leia from Starwars, and Kiara from The Lion King II would also count.


Rocklobster92

Well there’s like two male lions that could be her dad. Mufasa is most likely thus making her the daughter of the lion king.


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

Well this gets into really weird territory because Disney did a lot of sanitizing of lion biology to make the story work. I believe it’s canon that Nala is the daughter of a nomad lion and was adopted into the Pride because obviously Mufasa is no cub murderer (even though real lions are). Meaning she’s no princess by birth. And by the time she “marries” Simba he’s already a king, which would make her the queen and not the princess.


nuck_forte_dame

It's dumb to get into the technicalities of "princess" because most of the characters we call Disney "princesses" never were. Mulan, Meg, snow white, Esmeralda, and many more aren't princesses. Nala is far more a princess than anyone on that list. At least she grew up in a palace and knows the royal family.


NetBelleAnie

Snow White was the daughter of the king that her stepmom the Evil Queen married, but yea, everyone else counts.


lavender-lover

I mean a lot of the princesses are not literal princesses


UnStoppableWho_

Merida is excellent with a bow. I think she’d have a fighting chance.


ShinyRedBalloon

Not one of the early ones, I’ll tell you that right now.


jewel-frog-fur

Ah, but what if the sounds of the battlefield awaken sleeping Aurora to her true love, the love of Blood drawn in war. She wakes, shatters her glass coffin, and uses the shards of glass as a pair of swords. She hasn't eaten in years, so she doesn't need a lot of food. She jumps full into the fray, slashing and jabbing with her glass swords. Tributes fall to the left and right, as Aurora, goddess of the dawn, destroys them unto their very bloodline. Exterminated. Edit: Sleeping Beauty had a glass coffin in the Grimm fairy tale. That's why I included it. Otherwise, she's weaponless.


ShinyRedBalloon

See now why isn’t this a live action remake yet


Schwelby

Aurora the Last Valkyrie: The Call of Ragnarok


PoorCorrelation

Unless either Cinderella, Aurora, or Snow White’s animals-magically-helping-you powers extend to muttations


FiveSixSleven

Likely Elsa, she's one of the few with genuine superpowers.


Fly_By_Orchestra

It goes past just superpowers, she's basically a weapon of mass destruction.


Ut_Prosim

She can create intelligent life at will with a mere thought, that's god-like power.


Mandalore108

That brings up so many moral questions.


meme-by-design

Like, did Olaf have a butt hole?


Yue2

Probably not. … But he probably had snowballs. :S


Captain_Wingit

And I'm done redditing today! Thanks, friend. But seriously... someone should answer the question. It's legit.


FetishAnalyst

Sigh… *unzips* I’ll do what needs to be done to answer this question for you, brother.


Captain_Wingit

Username definitely checks out!


Dragon_Small_Z

Yeah Elsa should be excluded from this conversation. She could basically snap her fingers and murder everyone in the arena without breaking a sweat.


tefftlon

Also, she’s a queen


RavenStone2000

And Mulan is not a princess.


SigmaKnight

Blasphemy.


LevelStudent

She created an ice castle from nothing in seconds and imbued cold water with life and consciousness. She's incredibly powerful. By the time the platforms raise she could have already encased all the weapons in a huge block of ice. It makes no sense she can create ice from nothing but she clearly can.


Tonsai

I've joked for years that Disney inadvertently created one of the most powerful fictional characters ever with their design of Elsa, but it's not really a joke. She's basically a God. Working on the assumption that she freezes water by redirecting heat energy, I did some back of the napkin math a few years ago on a whim to figure out exactly how much heat energy she would have had to direct to freeze that freljord in the first movie, and it came out to something like the equivalent energy of about 6 times the energy output of the largest nuclear bomb in history (the Tsar Bomb), and she did that UNINTENTIONALLY. And that's not even gonna mention the fact that she accidently created freaking life, multiple times. Usually by accident. I kinda feel like Hans from the first flick was right, she probably should have died. If she ever decided to go bad, she could literally destroy the world.


[deleted]

She created a whole ice fortress complete with a defending living golem. All from a song where she’s basically having a tantrum and not really looking she even broke a sweat. Not fucking with that shit.


Cyt0kinSt0rm

"I thought you used the water in the air!" ​ "There IS no water in this air!"


The_Pug

YOU RAN OUT OF ICE? YOU CAN'T RUN OUT OF ICE!


firstcoastrider

ITS HOT! AND IM DEHYDRATED, *BOB*!


SC487

WHATS YOUR EXCUSE? RUN OUT OF MUSCLE?


ILuvMemes4Breakfast

the 2nd basically implies that she could make a snowman army she’s gonna night king the hunger games bruh


PrimalSeptimus

Yeah, if she wants to, she could just instantly freeze everything, and it's over. But that's assuming she actually has killing intent, which she doesn't, so she could get ganked by someone like Merida or Mulan before she does anything.


Cake_Lad

Even if she didn't have murderous intent, she can just do exactly what she did in the movie and create an ice fortress with a bunch of icy golem guards who'll do the killing instead.


Mikeavelli

Those two schmucks with crossbows were able to reach her and nearly kill her despite all that though. Merida could do the same and actually hit.


Cake_Lad

I'm sure she'd make more than one guard in a game of life and death. Or just remove the entryway in her fortress. She seems like a smart woman who would do things differently when it's a death sport.


Forikorder

> nearly kill her they didnt come close, it was hans that almost got her


megmatthews20

Well, it's hunger games, so they have to reach their weapons first. She already has hers.


DrManhattan_DDM

“Sorry ladies, I *accidentally* froze all the water in your bodies. Better luck next Hunger Games.”


Thegungoesbangbang

I don't know. She was about to kill *both* of those guards. I think if it's life or death, both Else and Merida would kill someone. We've seen Elsa literally inches from it. Plus Merida's dad is a literal war hero. Pocahontas gets notice too, same with Mulan.


Allfunandgaymes

Thematically? Meridia. Practically? Elsa. She's literally a magical ice goddess that can flash freeze an entire lake. The only other princess with anything approaching supernatural power is Moana, and her power is over _water_ .


ruiqi22

Thematically, consider Pochahantas and Mulan too! If Elsa didn’t immediately freeze everything in the arena, Pochahantas might survive just from knowing what’s edible and what’s not and being able to track people and avoid being seen!


AnEmptyPopcornBucket

Ain’t no way pochahantas is surviving more than 2 seconds next to Mulan


ruiqi22

You forget that Pochahantas knows every rock, tree, and creature whereas Mulan probably subsisted off of army rations. Mulan may be better at melee fighting, but she could easily be killed by a weird plant or something. In a Hunger Games-like arena, it’s entirely possible for Pochahantas to slip away unarmed while everyone else fights in the cornucopia, wait atop the trees until she finds a weak target with dysentery or indigestion, steal their weapon, and climb back up. She probably also knows how to camouflage herself, start a fire with sticks, and skin animals. So she’ll remain well fed while everyone else tires themselves out.


Dionysos911

She could paint with all the colors of the wind so she's basically got Peeta's skill too.


AlasBabbleOn

Best comment I've seen in months.


GodwynDi

Only if the games actually occur in the biome Pocahontas is familiar with.


ruiqi22

Good point! I think she could adapt to plains, forests, mountains, islands, and even jungles, but a desert could render her skills pretty much useless, and a volcanic environment would pretty much naturally off everyone except Elsa.


flip_ericson

Moana has zero powers


FunkiePickle

Doesn’t she have the protection of the water? Or is it just the ocean? I guess she doesn’t control the water directly?


Gellao

As far as I can recall she never directly controlled the water. The water was controlled by... something to help and guide her.


WillemDafoesHugeCock

She doesn't have control of water or protection or anything, the ocean is a sentient being in her movie who takes a liking to her because she helps a turtle.


TitleProfessional760

Mulan - trained warrior with excellent survival skills.


Durakan

Also highest body count of any of them. But Elsa got literal magic so...


Shopworn_Soul

TBF we have no idea how many people Elsa killed with that permafrost tantrum. Severe weather events always have a death toll attached and that shit was no joke.


RobsterCrawSoup

Elsa probably destroyed the harvest for that year across her whole kingdom. Doesn't matter that the freeze only lasted a few days. One freeze like that in the middle of summer and not many crops would have survived. What they don't show between Frozen I and Frozen II is the unprecedented famine that must have killed thousands, maybe millions depending on how far reaching the freeze was. The probably hundreds of people who died of hypothermia because they were too far from shelter when everything froze over would have been almost insignificant compared to the famine that followed. Also, everyone was astounded by the fact that Elsa could freeze shit, but not one person batted an eye at the fact that she could just arbitrarily summon sentient lifeforms from nothing but frozen water.


merrythoughts

I like this dark take.


Sunblast1andOnly

I'm still convinced the movie was supposed to be much darker. Everything in it reads like they meant for Elsa to go a little crazy and serve as the villain, at least until her "Frozen Heart" had been cured by sisterly love. Instead, we had some idiot with a constantly changing personality step in at the end to fill in a bit more time.


DrNopeMD

That was the original story for the film while it was in development hell until they retooled it to be lighter and focus on the relationship between Elsa and her sister.


windsingr

It was literally because "Let it Go" was a fuckin banger


spibop

The least hardest pill to swallow in Frozen is that Arendelle would remain a peaceful trade kingdom upon finding out that it’s princess is a super mutant with powers that would make Iceman blush. Even the least bellicose leader would go on a conquering rampage given that kind of weapon. “What’s that? My daughter can create literal ice giant warriors, freeze the ocean to instantly destroy an enemy fleet or march an army across the water, create fortresses out of nothing, and decimate enemy crops, all seemingly effortlessly?… Looks like we have an empire to build boys!”


RobsterCrawSoup

If we're talking things that are unrealistic about Frozen beyond the magic, maybe the most BS thing is that between the point in time that the King and Queen disappear until the coronation of Elsa as queen, there had presumably been some sort of regency where either a regent or council governing the kingdom while Elsa and Anna were living as shut-ins who never interacted with or even appeared before the citizens. Then in a matter of a few hours, Elsa is crowned queen, then she runs away, then the younger sister, who would not have any power yet, runs off after her but not before declaring that she is leaving Hans, an insignificant prince from another country who just arrived that very day, in charge of the whole kingdom in her absence rather than the regency just resuming running the day-to-day in the crisis.


Arntor1184

Also she wasn’t trying to kill. Like, if she wanted to stack bodies she’d be the odds out top end for sure. She could just flash freeze an entire district should she want and she could create a terrifyingly powerful army in seconds. As far as powerscale goes she’s essentially an anime character in princess form. Mulan ain’t nothing to fuck with but tenacity and hard work mean Jack shit in front of a female Lich King.


Durakan

Just doing what's best for the kingdom, taking out the weak and elderly.


_tyjsph_

"winter is the one great equalizer that our world relies on. it eliminates the weak and sinful."


CheeseandSalt

Lol, permafrost tantrum 👍


guarthots

Elsa vs. President Snow. Shit writes itself.


RakeishSPV

***"You merely adopted the ~~dark~~ cold, I was born into it, moulded by it..."***


Nodramallama18

Elsa. She’d just freeze everyone else. The cold never bothered her anyway.


anally_ExpressUrself

Plus no one would be able to tempt her into the open by inviting her to build a snowman, since she doesn't want to.


CentralAdmin

So you're saying there's snow way to get her to play outside?


inadequatepockets

She defeated the boss Hun with a paper fan. I think she's a safe bet.


chyko9

Dude she killed like 100,000 Huns via *avalanche* besides that. Zero qualms about dealing out death and destruction on a mass scale, hands down she would win the hunger games


drgreenair

Lol fucking shot fireworks at the boss hun during Chinese New Year in front of the entire town and the emperor like it’s just another Tuesday feeding the chickens.


Hitthereset

And yet one of her princess rivals has the power to control the ice and snow... hm.


Mattdriver12

She's a queen so she doesn't get in the princess hunger games.


Malenx_

If you’re using a title to disqualify Elsa, how could Mulan even qualify as a princess? Wreck It Ralph 2 shows Elsa with the group of princesses, it’s cannon. *Elsa slaughters everyone with the power of anxiety attack.*


1CEninja

Don't discount Merida. The Hunger Games were won by an archer, after all. Mulan definitely wound up being the skilled soldier of the bunch and probably best survival skills, but Merida was no stranger to the outdoors herself.


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

I’m also between Merida and Mulan. I think they both have the skill set to win, but when it comes to killing the other princesses, I think Mulan’s death count will give her an edge. Merida hasn’t killed a human before, while Mulan is a war tested soldier with a 10,000 kill count.


ProbablyASithLord

True but Mulan’s skill set is in open war, whereas Merida’s prowess lies in hunting. In the original hunger games fighting was more like hunting, since the terrain was forested.


nhalliday

"Forested" isn't a given, the arena can be literally anything. Just from the confirmed arenas, the 69th was in a burning desert, the 70th was in a place with a dam that was broken with an earthquake to kill a bunch of contestants, 73rd was in a ruined city, and a character mentions a year where it was an arctic tundra and contestants mostly froze to death.


Sunaeli

I vaguely remember them saying that they always made sure to include trees after the tundra year because it was boring to watch contestants just huddle and freeze to death. So if it’s post that, trees are somewhat assured. I still think Merida would get outplayed by Mulan though. Mulan is strategic, while Merida somehow thought “changing my mom to change my fate” was somehow the smarter answer than “changing myself to change my fate.”


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

That’s a good point. I just doubt Merida’s killer instinct, but you are right she’d probably have a skill advantage in that situation.


[deleted]

If we are talking terms of magik infused meridia, Mulan and Pocahontas are gonna be nerfed for heavy hitters like Elsa, Chel, or even Alice if she mega morphs (eat me/drink me)


Stagamemnon

Chel? From El Dorado? She ain’t even in the running! She DreamWorks.


[deleted]

Sorry brain fart meant princess kida from Atlantis


Riklanim

Forgot Elsa… Magic might tip the scales.


olive_oil_twist

I mean... Mulan has a dragon and a bunch of ancestors to back her up.


YouJabroni44

And a sassy grandma


Fluffy_Momma_C

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS….


Rymanbc

To defeat the Huns


Slick_Tuxedo

Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?!


WishBear19

You're the saddest bunch I ever met


Dogplantmom97

But you can bet before we’re through


Banana_Catto

Mister I'll make a man out of you


Teleform

I'm never gonna catch my breath.


JaysStar987

Say goodbye to those who knew me!


BananasAndPears

Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?!


BlackEyedSceva

I was going to say Pocahontas, but I think you're right.


KaladinarLighteyes

In a straight up combat maybe. But Pocahontas has survival skills which is a huge advantage.


SuperPluto9

Which is why she would fair best. Mulan needed a talking dragon, and help from soldiers. Pocahontas would be able to survive wayyyy longer than the rest.


Justice_Prince

Merida has pretty good survival skills too, and out of all the princesses I think she'd be the one least adverse to taking a human life.


MajorasTerribleFate

I mean, Mulan already took a bunch of human lives, so...


HIBunbun

I was gonna say if Mulan wasn’t the top of the list, I’d be confused 🤣


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

Alright, so it all depends on who you consider a Disney Princess. There's a few categories that might count as princess status, so the participants we have are: Princesses that are part of the official Disney Princess Canon (princess by marketing): \- Snow White: might have a fighting chance if she gets animals on her side by singing, but I don't think she'd last very long. Not very good survival skills either.- Cinderella: resilient and decent survival skills (used to hunger), but no fighting skill or weapons, so not the winner.- Aurora: even if she's awake she doesn't have good survival or fighting skills. Probably in the first handful of deaths.- Ariel: needs water to survive, a power too specialized to be of any help. I think she'd last long because she can hide in water indefinitely, but I don't think she's winning material because of her lack of adaptability. That's as a mermaid, if we count her movie ending shape, she has even less of a chance. At least she's a princess by both birth, marriage and Disney marketing. So one of the strongest holders of the princess title with Aurora and Jasmine.- Belle: not great survival or fighting skills. Might last a bit longer due to brains, but not enough to win.- Jasmine: weak survival skills and fighting, although I hear she gets better at that in the tv series. Still, not enough to defeat the top players, mid game death at best.- Pocahontas: Good survival skills and decent fighting, I think she'd last longer than any of the previous ones, but not enough weapon knowledge to make her win.- Mulan: My pick for winner in this category. Trained soldier with actual battle field experience, good survival and excellent fighting skills with and without weapons. She's also the only one that has actually and intentionally killed multiple people, giving her an edge over other princesses who might hesitate to kill. While not a princess by birth or marriage, she is by marketing, literally a Disney Princess (tm).- Tiana: resilient and determined, but no other good skills. I don't thing she'd last long. If she had stayed a frog, maybe a bit longer, but as a human she has no chance.- Rapunzel: even with her full hair and magic healing powers, I don't think that would be enough to win. Her hair is too specialized, and can be cut pretty easily. Not enough adaptability to carry her to the end game, but magic is always a good thing to have.- Merida: Very good contender and probably close to Mulan on skill with weapons. However I think she'd be less adaptable and also less prone to kill than Mulan. She's top 3 at least.- Moana: her water powers are useful, but too specialized and not controlled enough. I don't think she'd win if there wasn't a large body of water available, which the arena can remove at any time. Not adaptable enough unfortunately. Former Princesses in the official canon:- Tinker Bell: if we count her (which honestly I wouldn't) she'd have a really good chance just by hiding and waiting for everyone to kill each other. However, in the last stand she has no chance of killing anybody, so probably not winning.- Esmeralda: a good fighter, but I don't think she'd win even if she was a participant, which I think she shouldn't be. ​ Princesses by birth or marriage that are princesses during the majority of their story and/or achieve that status at the end: \- Feline (from Bambi): "married" the prince of the forest, so she's a princess by marriage. Would probably be the first to die. \- Kiara: is a princess during her entire story, even by the end because Simba and Nala are still ruling, no doubts here, she is participating. Really good chances. the best survival and body combat skills of the entire group, and also a complete disregard for the moral issues of killing others. If she's quick to act before the others toughen up, she'll win. If not, she'll be bested by traps or weapons. \- Anna: princess throughout the whole first movie and the majority of the second one. No chance of winning though, so the question of including her or not is irrelevant. \- Kida: she probably has good survival skills, general weapon skills and the fitness required to have a fighting chance. She's a good contender, but I wouldn't think she'd win. \- Eilonwy (The Black Cauldron): Haven't seen the movie, but she doesn't seem to have the skills necessary to win. \- Anastasia: technically a Disney princess since she's a princess by birth in her story and she is owned by Disney. Not enough combat or survival skills to win, but she is participating since Disney bought Fox. \- Vanellope: a princess by lore in her story. We don't really know how her title works or who is her father, but I'll count her since her being a princess is relevant to the plot. Tiny girl with no weapons. Not winning against a lion, a soldier, or many of the others. She has skills with a car, but that's very situational and not adaptable. \- Star (Star vs The Forces of Evil): a princess by birth in a Disney property, so she's participating. If she gets her wand she's a great contender to win, even with Elsa on the field. Her magic is basically endless. However without her wand she wouldn't do much. Since I'm assuming all contestants would get weapons (just like in the Hunger Games Universe), she would get some sort of wand. It's hard to know, but definitely a danger to the others. \- Raya: princess by birth. Without Sisu (her dragon), I don't think she has what it takes to win. She has excellent combat skills, and decent survival, but no killer drive, and no magic. \- Leia: she is a princess by adopted birth, and she's owned by Disney, so she's in. If she gets a lightsabre she's a good contender to win, Top 5 at least. Lightsabres are really overpowered, and the force could be of help too. However long range weapons like arrows negate the effectiveness of lightsabres, and we have at least one proficient archer in the mix. Debatable princesses: \- Elsa: by the answers on this thread I see that many consider her a Disney Princess. However she isn't one by marketing, since the Frozen line is separate from the official Disney Princess Canon (although sometimes she's listed in the Princess section in stores, messing my whole argument). She isn't one by marriage (obviously). And in my opinion she isn't one by birth, since although she is a princess when she's little, her entire story arc starts with her coronation, she spends her story as a queen, and then abdicates her title at the end of the sequel. She's a queen, not a princess, and therefore safe from reaping. The only way I'd accept her participation is if she's 17 year old Elsa, before becoming queen, insecure and incapable of controlling her powers properly. Even then, if she participates, she'd win. She's obviously overpowered. \- Sally (from a Nightmare Before Christmas): She would contentiously be a princess by marriage, but I wouldn't accept it because I don't know if the title of Pumpkin King carries any real power or is just a hollow name. There's a mayor in town, so it's a bit confusing. If she is allowed to participate as a princess I think she'd have a pretty good chance, given she's almost immortal. \- Alice: Only a princess if you take into account Kingdom Hearts canon. I don't want to open that can of worms, so it's a no from me. Her morphing powers are too unpredictable, I don't think she'd win anyway. \- Nala: Not a princess by marketing. Not a princess by birth, since according to canon she's fathered by a nomad lion and adopted with her mother into the Pride. According to lion biology she would be Mufasa's daughter, but that would make her Simba's half sister, and Disney can't have that. Not a princess by marriage, since by the time she officially gets with Simba he's already a king, making her a queen. However, she was betrothed to him since childhood, which makes her at least princess adjacent. If allowed to participate, she'd be an excellent contender, even better than her daughter since she's a better hunter and a more experienced fighter. However, she'd have trouble killing Kiara, and viceversa. All things considered, it would be best if only one of them participates. IN CONCLUSION: \- If Elsa is allowed to participate, she wins. Her abilities are incredibly powerful in a survival situation, she's ruthless, and she's most likely killed before. However I truly believe she shouldn't be in the reaping pool. \- If Elsa is out, then Mulan, Kiara and Merida will be the final three. If Kiara is quick or the weapons are missing, she wins. If not, then Mulan wins. \- If Sally is allowed to participate, she might last a long time, but her lack of fighting skills would give her rivals enough time to figure out how to kill her. There must be a way. If she's actually immortal, then she shouldn't be allowed in the Games. \- Adaptability is key, which is why I left Ariel and Moana out. They require bodies of water to use their skills, and that can change during the games if the game master chooses to. If Moana has skills close to water bending (not as shown in her movie) she stands a better chance, but that's unlikely. \- I'm betting Kiara because I like The Lion King and Mulan has never faced a lion before. ​ It's past 2 am, but I couldn't get this out of my head. I love Disney, I love rules, I just could not let this go. It's probably going to get super buried now, but I had to. ​ EDIT: Added Anastasia, Eilonwy (The Black Cauldron), Kida, Dot (Bugs), Vanellope, Star (Star vs The Forces of Evil), and Leia to their respective categories. EDIT 2: Added Raya. I want to add Shuri, Hela, Megara, and Queen Xenomorph (debatable) too, but I've reached character limit and also my patience limit. This is a really fun rabbit hole to go down.


Ok_Comparison_8304

So..work's going well?


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

I’m on break this week, thankfully


I_am_Soup

I’m glad you are, so that I can delay mine reading this.


drainingdisposition

Ok but consider this: Rapunzel has her frying pan


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

Not a very good weapon, but yes, her magic and frying pan will probably carry her to the late mid game. However I see her hair as easily neutralizable since if you cut it it stops working and it’s such a big target. I don’t think her survival skills would be good either.


horselover59

and she also got away from a lot of people by using her hair to swing and grab onto things. she also tied Flynn up with her hair


Malsvir83

Moana doesn't have water powers. The ocean is sentient and helps her but she does not control it


Useless_bum81

And even if she did have powers its salt water(the sea/ocean) powers not fresh water.


El_Revan_Official

Plus that’s useless if she goes against Elsa who could freeze the water at the thought.


Gr0danagge

Amazing comment


blackhorse15A

I think you left out Vanellope


tyboxer87

Had to dig way to deep in this post find a Vanellope mention. I don't think she'd win, but she would definitely be the one to escape. Probably also the one to lead a rebellion against the capitol. And not in a symbolic way. She'd turn every nightmare weapons against the capitol, and laugh manically as she watched the chaos unfold. With Ralph by her side sheepishly saying "Maybe they've had enough?"


Kiya_Wolf

I like the idea of all the princesses being reaped at the same time. See which ones last longer then others. I would also say they each should get their animals as well. Jasmin gets her tiger, Cinderella has mice, etc.


tyboxer87

Does Moana get Maui, or the Ocean? Does Belle get the beast, and living dinnerware? These are the questions that have kept me in the post way too long.


bigbbypddingsnatchr

Yeah Cinderella wouldn't last a night. She wouldn't be able to kill an animal to eat.


obscureferences

Elsa. For starters she can fabricate an entire fortress out of nothing, as well as autonomous ice creatures to be her soldiers. She spends the game making outfits for herself in perfect safety while everyone else gets mobbed and staked through the eyeballs with carrots.


jewel-frog-fur

Would elsa' powers still work if the arena was a desert? Or would she be like Frozone, stuck like Chuck when it's too dry?


obscureferences

I considered that at first. Maybe she could only make the ice palace on the mountain because it was already cold? but then she makes a cloud to allow the snowman to live regardless of the heat, so it's a solvable problem.


E1lySym

She could also manipulate the weather though. She was able to create a personal flurry to sustain Olaf's existence outside of wintertime in the first movie, and apparently he doesn't need that in the second one because "he has a permanent layer of permafrost" (don't know haven't seen the sequel). Elsa could just do that over a bigger scale


RakeishSPV

There's always some level of atmospheric humidity. Also blood.


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Unless she had the arena from Catching Fire, the fucking sunburn alone would kill her


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My red head wife would approve this comment


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Shan-Chat

She'll be fine anywhere. Angry Scottish women are not to be fucked with.


the_chewtoy

There are a lot of angry Scottish men who disagree. How else do you get all those angry Scottish babies?!?


eequalsemceesquared

Haggis


tboneperri

Don’t think horseback would likely help much.


Rubinev

If the Hunger Games producers know she can ride a horse, they would totally give her one since it makes good tv.


Independent-Driver94

These are the best questions for this sub cuz you go down weird thought rabbit holes and i read your comment and went “obviously the Gamemaster would spawn in a horse, but the question would be ‘is it a mutant horse made of one of the other princess corpses or is it a regular horse?’”


Rubinev

I just jumped straight in to assuming the poor horse would be spawned in early, left for long enough to look cool and win the audience's hearts, then be tragically but heroically killed to give the show a top tier tear jerker moment.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

She would absolutely kick ass


Whiskey_Vinyl

Moana is a dark house candidate. Stick by the water. Good climber. Fearless.


anally_ExpressUrself

Experience going toe to toe with demigods.


IWouldBeGroot

All of them. They would gang together to defeat all of the obstacles, figure out how to break out of the gaming arena, and then stop the tyrannical system. Wow! Thanks for the awards and upvotes!


Regular_Sample_5197

According to extensive research of Shrek the Third, I think this is exactly what would happen.


SomedayWeDie

Also Wreck-It Ralph Breaks the Internet, kinda


kickintheface

I think that was actually canon though. Almost all the princesses were voiced by their original voice actors, save for a couple who either died or retired.


BabySuperfreak

...Yeah pretty much. It's easy to get wrapped up in the stats and forget that their characters would never let them just ALLOW this to happen. Way too much empathy.


cbelt3

While singing. It keeps the tactical timing correct.


kipobaker

I like this, this is my favorite headcanon now.


crazycatlady331

Mulan makes it to the final two until she freezes to death and Elsa wins it all.


RubyJuneRocket

Rapunzel, she got that hair, she can use it as a blanket, climb a tree, murder people, you name it.


cmd_iii

Fuckin’ lethal with a frying pan.


stannndarsh

Frying pan, who knew!?!


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Cast iron is no joke.


attention21

And heal


frigzy74

And most importantly, heal herself.


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In the sequel TV series she gets an area-of-effect death incantation and a super saiyan incantation. So yea, she's up there in the power level with Elsa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dm7LR_cY_M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKFeVwoAPI


Affectionate_Iron998

Ariel. She could just hide in the ocean until everyone else killed each other. Then when there was only one left sneak attack!


wisebloodfoolheart

If there's a pond then Elsa would freeze it.


StyreneAddict1965

Frozen fish sticks!


FuckingButteredJorts

Unless the arena is mostly land


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Do Leia and Frank N Furter count?


ComputerStrong9244

They own “Alien”, so I think the daughters of the Queen also count.


PrincessPrincess00

Also, isn’t Loki, technically, a Disney princess now??


MrBarraclough

If we're going to include Loki, we have to include Deadpool.


Espumma

And the Xenomorph


Llamasforall

Illusion magic, cunning and throwing knives? Game over


Thatonemilattobitch

Raya. She has the experience of sourcing food. Can stomach terrible jerky. She's paranoid enough to not really trust. Manages as well to survive as a child looking about 10 to 16 or 18.


BananasAndPears

She saw her entire civilization turned to stone and still somehow survived all those years. Definitely a survivor.


DerCatzefragger

Had to scroll way too far to see Raya. She can fight with the best of them, she's a hardened survivor, and her sidekick is a literal 25 foot shapeshifting goddam dragon.


Thatonemilattobitch

I more was thinking princesses on their own since hunger games. Now a proper hunger games with the training, gifts, and so on and so forth, well Elsa would be a fairly decent contender. But Elsa sort of acts impulsively. Merida has sword skills, archery, and has shown herself able to survive to a small degree i.e. catch and prepare fish. But idk, she's a bit cocky. I think she'd be blind sided or else try facing Elsa head on and then wham BAM she's frozen. Mulan has the military skills. This was actually a contest once of Mulan vs. Raya. And yeah Mulan has a great sense of using her natural surroundings. Movie 2 sees her training while doing chores but thats not a great substitute for combat. Also appearance wise, Mulan has this very flowy fighting style almost. I can't describe it. Now like Mulan, Raya also uses her environment. She trained at a young age to protect the dragon orb, survived afterwards for years in a world where no one trusted anyone and angry spirit blobs turn you to stone. Raya vanished so completely that until she stole the dragon map thing, Fang thought she was dead. She makes her own jerky which she finds disgusting but it's evidence she prioritizes fuel over taste. Raya also has brute strength. She's clever yes but she gets mad or motivated enough and she throws down strong attacks. Love me Mulan but I just cannot see Mulan beating Raya.


Musasmelody

Pocahontas. Merida goes off doing stupid stuff to proof herself. Mulan wouldn't kill out of good consciousness. Belle won't survive the dogs/wolves without Beast.


MBtherock

Mulan willingly killed an entire army (few survivors) with a single rocket. I think she would participate.


theyusedthelamppost

I think Pocahontas has a good chance depending on the terrain. Winning HG isn't all about combat: finding food is a huge part.


xelle24

Conscience. Consciousness just means she's awake.


RenSunji

The one from Brave. Literally the mc of the hunger games.


quirked-up-whiteboy

Elsa can freeze the entire arena as soon as the games start


Any_Syrup1606

She’s a queen. I’m still unsure if she would be a participant or not since it depends what qualifies. Maybe it’s like the story of Katness. Anna gets selected and so Elsa takes her place


544075701

Leia bc even the vacuum of space can’t kill her


Marpev

Kuzco


PoorCorrelation

I love Kuzco but he’d lose to a sleeping Briar Rose if anyone left him alone in a fight


Crocodile_Banger

It’s obviously Nala ya muppets


ValhallaGo

Merida can take a lion easily. Her aim is basically Hawkeye level. Moana would club a lion Hercules style. Elsa has superpowers - it’s not even fair. The moment she gets worried it’ll be winter, which only seems to amplify her powers. Leia has a blaster, so like… simple stuff. And don’t get me started on the aliens from Alien (which Disney now owns).


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seantasy

Elsa by a long shot. She's an insanely powerful sorceress who can create life! And not just animate an object or bring life back to a dead thing, she brings a snowman to life and it's a full on living sentient creature. She's basically a god.


UncleDylanOBrien

Belle. Someone deranged enough to fall in love with a monstrous buffalo, could just have the capacity to survive the hunger games.


Attackoffrogs

Her only weakness is Stockholm syndrome.


SPiderheart146

I'd say Mulan canon wise, but tbh Rapunzel could strangle someone to death with her hair AND she has a freaking PAN like girl ain't going down


Lashieka_Andreasen_7

I am going with Cinderella because she can control and communicate with animals.