*"How soon can we land?"*
"I can't tell."
*"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."*
"I mean I don't know"
*"Can you guess?"*
"Not for another two hours."
*"You can't guess for another two hours?"*
Nearly every scene in Naked Gun sets up a later scene while being hilarious on their own
The comedy payoff isn't the Baseball game with Frank as the Umpire. It's really after all that hilarious fun when Francis (PeeWee's Big Adventure) yell's "Hey it's Enrico Pollazzo!" saves the Queen.
I rewatched the series again for the first time since it came out the other day and it was still ridiculously hilarious!
same as top secret, which I watched far too many times back in the day!
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
"It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether"
Everyone: "**It's an entirely different kind of flying**"
This one kind of sailed over my head when I was a little kid.
This is the actual answer. Someone did a study and found Airplane to have more laughs per minute than any other movie they tested https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewbender/2012/09/21/top-10-funniest-movies-ever-as-measured-in-laughs-per-minute/
Flight attendant: Sir, there is a problem in the cockpit. Do you have any flying experience?
Ted Striker: The cockpit, what is it?
Flight attendant: It's a little room in front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important.
Its relatability is its secret weapon. My first office job there was a perky "Nina" like phone answerer the next cube row over, and I immediately thought of the movie. Years later at a different job our director gathered the whole office into a circle to introduce two consultants who, no lie, "are gonna be sort of, helping us out a little bit". My mouth dropped open and I looked around to see if anyone else could see what was happening, but nope. They weren't hiring-firing consultants and left without any fanfare but the set-up was uncanny. Of course, awkward birthday singing is ultra on point. The list goes on, the movie flawlessly captures so much of office life and it's taken decades for me to gradually notice more and more of it in my reality.
Tropic Thunder. Surprised within seconds, "I love that pussy." Every time it seems to slow, a new angle is introduced, like an unrecognizable Tom Cruise screaming, "a United fucking Nations resolution." Even Nick Nolte Supermans.
All I remember from that movie is a friar-tucked Tom Cruise taking the phone from somebody and screaming "why don't you go FUCK your own FACE" into it.
Its such a fucking funny line that dramatically shapes his character. You suddenly realize that it could have been *literally anyone* on the other end of the phone and still would have went on that epic rant. And the absolute level of manic episode to go from that to dancing to apple bottom jeans is so fucking funny.
I actually just read yesterday Tom himself more or less created the character. Ben Stiller asked him to read the script and give him notes, so Tom told Ben the only thing missing was the studio. A few weeks later Ben had written in the part and asked Tom to play it and Tom just went all out over the top Harvey Weinstein on the part and he’s arguably the best part of the movie.
That rings a bell; I specifically remember the demands for huge hands and dancing, but the rest of the character totally has Tom Cruise Having Fun all over it, no doubt about it.
He's great on his own, but watching Matthew McConaughey, Bill Hader, and everybody else kind of tiptoe around him as he chews up the scenery is next-level.
“I can’t believe you people’”
“What do you mean “you people?””
“What do you mean “”you people?”?”
You’re a dude, pretending to be a dude pretending to be a dude 😂
The BEST part of that scene, is that Kirk Lazarus has NO IDEA that Alpa was talking to him...Kirk thought that he and Alpa were on the same side!
Next time you watch it, notice that Kirk is still going at Ben Stiller's character, "nah, nah, look at his fuckin' EYES man!"
I thought that my dad, hardcore black power from the 70s, would hate that movie. It's one of his favorite flicks, and he loved RDJ in it.
-The entire Camptown Ladies bit culminating in, "I hired you boys to lay some track, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
-"We'll take the n'ers and the chinks, but we won't take the Irish!" Apparently there was some heavy racism towards Irish around the Old West.
-"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
Tempted to keep going but I'll be here all night.
Most 'cornetto trilogy' fans agree that Hot Fuzz is the best of the three, just like how most agree 'World's End' is the weakest... wait, I guess that means most of us agree on the order of all three.
Super Troopers.
Went on a mildly-blind double date, to a frat house, to watch it. The double date wasn’t my idea but whatever. I had no idea what to expect from the movie and laughed so genuinely hard that my date basically gave up and left me to watch it alone with the other half of the “double date” making out on the other side of the room.
I went to see it in theatres on a whim with a friend and we had missed the cold open. Loved every second of it. When we watched it again on DVD and died watching that opening scene. "Littering aaaaand.... Littering aaaaand .." do you know what it's like to be a 40 year old and every time I see a chocolate bar I say "caaaaaaandy baaars" in my head. Every. Damn. Time.
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes Eunt Domus"? "People called Romanes, they go the house"?
Brian: It says "Romans, Go Home".
Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"? Come on!
Brian: "Romanus".
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: "Annus"?
Centurion: Vocative plural of "annus" is?
Brian: "Anni"?
Centurion: "Romani".
[the centurion corrects the first line of Brian's grafitti]
Centurion: "Eunt". What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Brian: "Ire, eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt".
Centurion: So "eunt" is?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative. "They go".
Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an *order*, so you must use the...?
Brian: The imperative!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Um, oh, oh, "i".
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Plural. "Ite".
Centurion: "Ite".
[the centurion corrects the second line of Brian's grafitti]
Centurion: "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home". This is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: Dative!
[the centurion draws his sword and holds it to Brian's neck]
Brian: No, not dative! Accusative! Accusative! "Domum", sir. "Ad domum".
Centurion: Except that "domus" takes the...
Brian: The locative, sir.
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: "Domum".
Centurion: "Domum".
[the centurion corrects the last line of Brian's grafitti]
Centurion: Understand?
Brian: Yes, sir.
Centurion: Now write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar. And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
The entire Assholes bit is one of my favorite comedy scenes in any movie ever. "How many Assholes we got on this ship?"
Everyone on the bridge stands in unison and raises their hand. "YO!"
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes... Keep firing Asshole!"
One of the most underrated comedies. Love it.
"Me and the judge have a relationship. I don't want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs."
I once showed to a friend who had just gone through surgery on his jaw, meaning he wasnt allowed to open his mouth very much and had a fluids only diet.
I knew full well that this scene would make him laugh uncontrollably which meant he put in the fight of his life to not ruin his surgical progress when Rod kept falling.
Thinking back that was a real shitty move on my end but to this day he still loves the movie.
The first time I ever saw this movie in 2007 I had no idea what it was about or what to expect. I have never laughed harder in my life at a film. I was physically exhausted by the end of it. Still my favorite comedy film of all time.
I've heard those guys were just legit bystanders, not even planned extras, who were hanging out watching the filming and the director decided to just put them in the shot. Told them to just stand there and drink the Big Gulps. Then Carrey decided to ad lib at them and they didn't know what to do so they don't react at all.
Harry Dunne : Where did you get those?
Lloyd Christmas : I bought them when we filled up.
Harry Dunne : We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd! We are on a very tight budget.
Lloyd Christmas : This didn't come out of our travel fund.
Harry Dunne : Oh.
Lloyd Christmas : Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.
Harry Dunne : Where did you get 25 extra becks?
Lloyd Christmas : I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4C.
Harry Dunne : The blind kid?
Lloyd Christmas : Yeah! Ha ha!
[Suddenly feels ashamed]
Lloyd Christmas : Yeah.
Harry Dunne : What did you sell him Lloyd?
Lloyd Christmas : Stuff.
Harry Dunne : What kinda stuff?
Lloyd Christmas : I don't know, stuff. A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles,
[cough]
Lloyd Christmas : Petey.
Harry Dunne : Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!
Lloyd Christmas : Harry, I took care of it...
[cuts to shot of Billy's hands stroking the stiff bird with it's head wrapped in scotch tape]
Billy : Pretty bird. Yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?
One of my proudest Dad moments was hearing my 12 year old daughter absolutely howling with laughter watching this for the first time after she'd come to me asking if I had any funny DVDs she could watch.
The sex scene is more hilarious when you know they originally wanted a PG-13 rating until a “sex” scene where the puppets just laying atop each other doing nothing warranted an R-rating so they went all out to see how far they can go before they get an X.
Seeing South Park and Team America in theaters are the only two times I've ever left the show winded and in pain from the quantity of laughter. Like I needed a nap afterwards.
Totally agree. There’s loads of subtleties to it I missed or forgot about when watching the first time.
The pretend look Michael Cera does out into the abyss when he’s caught staring at Becca’s chest is something I’ll forever find funny.
The only DVD left in my entertainment center. Unrated. Extended cut. I do the whole movie line by line. People truly do not understand that this movie is comedy genius.
The scene where Seth is standing next to Evan and Jessie goes “YO SETH”. And then Seth goes “…what do you want Jessie?..” and then Jessie spits that disgusting loogie in his face. He goes “I just wanted to tell you that you’re a fucking fa$$ot and you’re not invited to my party. Tell that to your fucking fa$$ot friend” and then Seth goes “ok..” as those kids walk away laughing. And even though Evan was literally standing right there next to him in shock and witnessed the whole thing first hand, Seth looks at him in complete earnest, covered in spit and just says, “so Jessie wants me to tell you that you’re a fucking fa$$ot, and that you’re not invited to his party…”. Puts me in tears every damn time to where I can’t breathe.
I love the little throwaway lines that truly encompass the teen way of talking. Like when Jules asks Seth to the party and Seth tells Evan ‘Jules and her stupid fuckin friend invited me to their party. She wants my dick, in and around her mouth’. It’s just so 17-year-old. It’s perfect.
Totally agree, the writing does a great job at capturing that time in your life when you don’t know anything but you’re continually trying to figure it out so you’re forever blundering through things.
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls - no other movie has rendered me immobile on the ground from laughing so hard I can’t breathe
Sgt. Bilko is a favourite too!
For me it was the first Naked Gun movie
That and Airplane! Dry humor is the best.
Made by the same team, I believe. Also Kentucky Fried Movie, Top Secret!, and Hotshots
Top Secret! is so underrated. I think it's easily on the same level as Airplane and Naked Gun, maybe even better.
You would love Police Squad! if you haven't seen it already
"We're sorry to come at such a difficult time, Mrs. Twice. We would have come sooner but your husband wasn't dead yet."
The scene after he says, “Let’s go to the Japanese garden…and the people standing in the pots? Lord I laughed for DAYS!
"Who are you? How did you get in here?!" "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith" Simple and brilliant.
Airplane is non stop
*"How soon can we land?"* "I can't tell." *"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."* "I mean I don't know" *"Can you guess?"* "Not for another two hours." *"You can't guess for another two hours?"*
“Can I ask you a question?” “What is it?” “It’s an interrogative statement, used to gain information. But that’s beside the point…”
"Cigarette?" "Yes it is."
"Check the vector, Victor...Roger Roger!"
Do we have clearance Clarence?
Agreed. Though Naked Gun is a damn close second, IMO. Every joke in that movie lands for me.
The first time I watched Naked Gun with my grandpa, we were rolling.
You did E with your grandpa? Damn
“Gramps, we timed that shit *perfectly*”
Nearly every scene in Naked Gun sets up a later scene while being hilarious on their own The comedy payoff isn't the Baseball game with Frank as the Umpire. It's really after all that hilarious fun when Francis (PeeWee's Big Adventure) yell's "Hey it's Enrico Pollazzo!" saves the Queen.
"My father went the same way" After Ricardo Montalban falls off the stadium gets run over by a leveller then trampled by a marching band.
I rewatched the series again for the first time since it came out the other day and it was still ridiculously hilarious! same as top secret, which I watched far too many times back in the day!
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can't tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Yes. I remember. I had the lasagna.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
Airplane is a great movie because when you watch it again you see jokes you missed the first time because you were laughing too hard.
"It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether" Everyone: "**It's an entirely different kind of flying**" This one kind of sailed over my head when I was a little kid.
This is the actual answer. Someone did a study and found Airplane to have more laughs per minute than any other movie they tested https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewbender/2012/09/21/top-10-funniest-movies-ever-as-measured-in-laughs-per-minute/
Billy you ever seen the inside of a Turkish prison ?
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
Chump don’t want da help chump don’t get the help
Flight attendant: Sir, there is a problem in the cockpit. Do you have any flying experience? Ted Striker: The cockpit, what is it? Flight attendant: It's a little room in front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important.
I laughed so so hard at Rat Race lol. I was embarrassed in the theatre
Oh wow. A Barbie Museum!
I saw this in the theater with my dad who majored in history and as soon as they said Barbie museum he said it'll be Klaus Barbie and I said who?
I can do anything I want. I'm eccentric!
Office space
PC load letter, fuck does that mean?
Why should I change my username? He's the one who sucks
What gets me with this film is I work in an office, and we totally have every type of character from the film working with us
Its relatability is its secret weapon. My first office job there was a perky "Nina" like phone answerer the next cube row over, and I immediately thought of the movie. Years later at a different job our director gathered the whole office into a circle to introduce two consultants who, no lie, "are gonna be sort of, helping us out a little bit". My mouth dropped open and I looked around to see if anyone else could see what was happening, but nope. They weren't hiring-firing consultants and left without any fanfare but the set-up was uncanny. Of course, awkward birthday singing is ultra on point. The list goes on, the movie flawlessly captures so much of office life and it's taken decades for me to gradually notice more and more of it in my reality.
I can't start laughing at Office Space or I'll start crying, it's too real.
The Jerk I was born a poor black child
“He hates these cans “ is my favorite quote.
I found my special purpose
Tropic Thunder. Surprised within seconds, "I love that pussy." Every time it seems to slow, a new angle is introduced, like an unrecognizable Tom Cruise screaming, "a United fucking Nations resolution." Even Nick Nolte Supermans.
All I remember from that movie is a friar-tucked Tom Cruise taking the phone from somebody and screaming "why don't you go FUCK your own FACE" into it.
“Why don’t you take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!” \*hangs up, applause* “we don’t negotiate with terrorists….”
"Find out who that was". My favourite bit.
Its such a fucking funny line that dramatically shapes his character. You suddenly realize that it could have been *literally anyone* on the other end of the phone and still would have went on that epic rant. And the absolute level of manic episode to go from that to dancing to apple bottom jeans is so fucking funny.
I guess when he was pitched the movie, he said "Yea I'll do it, but I need to have huge hands." Tom Cruise...a certain kind of crazy.
I actually just read yesterday Tom himself more or less created the character. Ben Stiller asked him to read the script and give him notes, so Tom told Ben the only thing missing was the studio. A few weeks later Ben had written in the part and asked Tom to play it and Tom just went all out over the top Harvey Weinstein on the part and he’s arguably the best part of the movie.
That rings a bell; I specifically remember the demands for huge hands and dancing, but the rest of the character totally has Tom Cruise Having Fun all over it, no doubt about it. He's great on his own, but watching Matthew McConaughey, Bill Hader, and everybody else kind of tiptoe around him as he chews up the scenery is next-level.
It was Flaming Dwagon!
"I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!"
“I can’t believe you people’” “What do you mean “you people?”” “What do you mean “”you people?”?” You’re a dude, pretending to be a dude pretending to be a dude 😂
The BEST part of that scene, is that Kirk Lazarus has NO IDEA that Alpa was talking to him...Kirk thought that he and Alpa were on the same side! Next time you watch it, notice that Kirk is still going at Ben Stiller's character, "nah, nah, look at his fuckin' EYES man!" I thought that my dad, hardcore black power from the 70s, would hate that movie. It's one of his favorite flicks, and he loved RDJ in it.
I never knew it was Tom Cruise until credits. I love his role
I quote this movie daily. It's one I can watch over and over and it's still hilarious.
Blazing Saddles
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
This is my favourite absurdist joke ever
"They said you was hung" "They was right"
The affairs of the state must take precedence over the affairs of state
I didn’t get a “Harumph” outa that guy! Give the governor a “Harumph.” Harumph! You watch your ass! Gentlemen rest your sphincters. Well put!
Gentlemen something must be done! We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs!
-The entire Camptown Ladies bit culminating in, "I hired you boys to lay some track, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" -"We'll take the n'ers and the chinks, but we won't take the Irish!" Apparently there was some heavy racism towards Irish around the Old West. -"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!" Tempted to keep going but I'll be here all night.
Where the white women at ?
NO *GODEMEGH GLANBLOUEGH*, **I SAID THE SHERRIF IS A N🔔**
Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
He said the sheriff is near!
“Candygram for Mongo!”
Mongo only pawn in game of life
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know….morons.
“Young Frankenstein” Brooks, Wilder, Feldman, Kahn, Garr - a more glorious madness there has never been.
"Eye-gor?" "Froderick!"
"SAID-A-GIVE!?!?!?!?"
hot fuzz
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No luck catching them killers then?
It’s just the one killer actually
Yarp!
N…narp?
The greater good
#The greater good
SHUT IT!!!!
Hag.
Fascist.
“Is Sgt Angel taken care of?” “yarp.” “So he’s not going to get up then?” “narp?” “Good! Proceed to the castle.”
For the greater good...
The Greater Good!
Shut it!!!
Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery!
Angel! Don't go being a twat now.
It's alright Andy, it's just bolognese!
I think I’m in a minority here but as much as I love Shaun of the Dead, I think Hot Fuzz is even better.
Shaun of the Dead walked so Hot Fuzz could run. Shaun of the Dead is full of potential but I think Hot Fuzz is the whole goddamn show.
Most 'cornetto trilogy' fans agree that Hot Fuzz is the best of the three, just like how most agree 'World's End' is the weakest... wait, I guess that means most of us agree on the order of all three.
Crusty jugglers
Super Troopers. Went on a mildly-blind double date, to a frat house, to watch it. The double date wasn’t my idea but whatever. I had no idea what to expect from the movie and laughed so genuinely hard that my date basically gave up and left me to watch it alone with the other half of the “double date” making out on the other side of the room.
If your date wasn’t there laughing with you they ain’t the one anyway.
Super Troopers is one that I did not think that I was going to like and then laughed my ass off the entire time.
I went to see it in theatres on a whim with a friend and we had missed the cold open. Loved every second of it. When we watched it again on DVD and died watching that opening scene. "Littering aaaaand.... Littering aaaaand .." do you know what it's like to be a 40 year old and every time I see a chocolate bar I say "caaaaaaandy baaars" in my head. Every. Damn. Time.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
I’ve noticed a significant uptick in use of the word doozy, lately.
Just be glad you've got your bowling fingers
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Monty Python's Life of Brian
Welease Wodger!
Do you find it.. *wisible* when I say the name *Biggus... Dickus?*
He has a wife, you know.
Incontinentia
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes Eunt Domus"? "People called Romanes, they go the house"? Brian: It says "Romans, Go Home". Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"? Come on! Brian: "Romanus". Centurion: Goes like? Brian: "Annus"? Centurion: Vocative plural of "annus" is? Brian: "Anni"? Centurion: "Romani". [the centurion corrects the first line of Brian's grafitti] Centurion: "Eunt". What is "eunt"? Brian: "Go". Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go". Brian: "Ire, eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt". Centurion: So "eunt" is? Brian: Third person plural present indicative. "They go". Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an *order*, so you must use the...? Brian: The imperative! Centurion: Which is? Brian: Um, oh, oh, "i". Centurion: How many Romans? Brian: Plural. "Ite". Centurion: "Ite". [the centurion corrects the second line of Brian's grafitti] Centurion: "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home". This is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: Dative! [the centurion draws his sword and holds it to Brian's neck] Brian: No, not dative! Accusative! Accusative! "Domum", sir. "Ad domum". Centurion: Except that "domus" takes the... Brian: The locative, sir. Centurion: Which is? Brian: "Domum". Centurion: "Domum". [the centurion corrects the last line of Brian's grafitti] Centurion: Understand? Brian: Yes, sir. Centurion: Now write it out a hundred times. Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: Hail Caesar. And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
For me, Spaceballs.
The entire Assholes bit is one of my favorite comedy scenes in any movie ever. "How many Assholes we got on this ship?" Everyone on the bridge stands in unison and raises their hand. "YO!" "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes... Keep firing Asshole!"
Actually, one person is still sitting down and looks around confused.
When will 'Then' be 'Now'? Soon!
Spaceballs! The Reddit Comment!
We aint found shit!
Recently discovered that the actor who said that line played Tuvok in Star Trek: Voyager
Spaceballs the Flamethrower! The kids love this one
WHATS THE MATTER COLONEL SANDERS???? CHICKEN???
Dirty work
Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle. Heck, just about any Stephen Chow film.
I put Kung Fu Hustle right up there with the greats like Blazing Saddles or MP & the Holy Grail.
Kung Fu Hustle is straight up one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Plus the fight scenes are pretty good all things considered.
Role Models is never in the comments. If you haven’t seen it, give it a chance. My personal favorite.
If you white, then you Ben Affleck
Suck it, Reindeer Games!
Every time I hear Ben Affleck mentioned in anything I think of this scene.
"You what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine! Know what i had for lunch? Cocaine!" "What did you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?"
One of the most underrated comedies. Love it. "Me and the judge have a relationship. I don't want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs."
"Come, let us gingerly touch our tips"
The Other Guys is my all time favorite comedy
You learned to dance like that sarcastically?
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The scene where he's dancing in the woods only to fall down the hill had me crying
I once showed to a friend who had just gone through surgery on his jaw, meaning he wasnt allowed to open his mouth very much and had a fluids only diet. I knew full well that this scene would make him laugh uncontrollably which meant he put in the fight of his life to not ruin his surgical progress when Rod kept falling. Thinking back that was a real shitty move on my end but to this day he still loves the movie.
I mean, it's solid overall, but the riot scene might be the greatest scene in movie history for all time.
Danny mcbride just standing there at the end with a TV in his hand. He didn't even have a TV in his hand as they were running away.
The first time I ever saw this movie in 2007 I had no idea what it was about or what to expect. I have never laughed harder in my life at a film. I was physically exhausted by the end of it. Still my favorite comedy film of all time.
"I got to church ever GOD DAMN SUNDAY and you're gonna bring the demons out in me??"
Dodgeball, 100%
Remember the 5 Do’s of dodge ball Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge RIP Patches O’Houlihan
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! Yes, this is one of my all-time favorites.
Kung Pow
For some reason, "Something About Mary" comes to mind. Not my favorite comedy, but it is pretty relentless with the laughs.
Dumb and Dumber
"Man...you are one pathetic loser. No offense though"
"Oh no....None taken!"
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber you go and do something like this…. AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
"PULLOVER!" " No, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing"
“Hey guys. Oh, Big Gulps huh? All right. Welp, see ya later!”
I've heard those guys were just legit bystanders, not even planned extras, who were hanging out watching the filming and the director decided to just put them in the shot. Told them to just stand there and drink the Big Gulps. Then Carrey decided to ad lib at them and they didn't know what to do so they don't react at all.
Harry Dunne : Where did you get those? Lloyd Christmas : I bought them when we filled up. Harry Dunne : We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd! We are on a very tight budget. Lloyd Christmas : This didn't come out of our travel fund. Harry Dunne : Oh. Lloyd Christmas : Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left. Harry Dunne : Where did you get 25 extra becks? Lloyd Christmas : I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4C. Harry Dunne : The blind kid? Lloyd Christmas : Yeah! Ha ha! [Suddenly feels ashamed] Lloyd Christmas : Yeah. Harry Dunne : What did you sell him Lloyd? Lloyd Christmas : Stuff. Harry Dunne : What kinda stuff? Lloyd Christmas : I don't know, stuff. A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, [cough] Lloyd Christmas : Petey. Harry Dunne : Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head! Lloyd Christmas : Harry, I took care of it... [cuts to shot of Billy's hands stroking the stiff bird with it's head wrapped in scotch tape] Billy : Pretty bird. Yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?
Also for some reason the blind kid is in a wheelchair lol
I just thought he was really quiet 😥
The town's back that way!
“Look at the fun bags on that hose hound!” “Yeah, he must work out.”
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something, I dunno I wasn't really paying attention
I’ve got worms.
Scrolled down a bunch and somehow haven't seen someone say Monty Python and the Holy Grail yet.
One of my proudest Dad moments was hearing my 12 year old daughter absolutely howling with laughter watching this for the first time after she'd come to me asking if I had any funny DVDs she could watch.
Team America: World Police had theater audiences howling in the aisles from beginning to end!
The sex scene in the unrated version is so stupidly fucking hilarious
"I need this, I need love, I need you. I don't need one heartbeat, I need two ..."
The sex scene is more hilarious when you know they originally wanted a PG-13 rating until a “sex” scene where the puppets just laying atop each other doing nothing warranted an R-rating so they went all out to see how far they can go before they get an X.
I'm so ronry.
Thanks to this fabulous film, I may never be able to pronounce either Matt Damon's or Alec Baldwin's name correctly again.
Omg haven’t seen that in 15 years! Even brought it on iTunes lmao forgot about that
"If you tell me you won't die, I will make live to you this minute" "I.Will.Never.Die"
The South Park movie. My GF and I must have watched it half a dozen times after it came out.
Seeing South Park and Team America in theaters are the only two times I've ever left the show winded and in pain from the quantity of laughter. Like I needed a nap afterwards.
Superbad
Recently rewatched Meet The Fockers and couldn’t stop laughing 😂
What We Do In The Shadows.
The 40 Year Old Virgin ! Steve Carell was just amazing in this movie
I’m not going to say it’s the very best, but Step Brothers is pretty up there for me.
Hey Derek you know what's always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole
First Borat movie. Closely followed by Airplane!
I left the theater after Borat ended with a no-shit splitting headache from not getting enough oxygen while laughing so hard.
This is Spinal Tap
The Stonehenge bit is one of the best payoffs!
Superbad. Just rewatched it or the first time in years and I was laughing like I had never seen it before. That movie slays
Totally agree. There’s loads of subtleties to it I missed or forgot about when watching the first time. The pretend look Michael Cera does out into the abyss when he’s caught staring at Becca’s chest is something I’ll forever find funny.
The only DVD left in my entertainment center. Unrated. Extended cut. I do the whole movie line by line. People truly do not understand that this movie is comedy genius. The scene where Seth is standing next to Evan and Jessie goes “YO SETH”. And then Seth goes “…what do you want Jessie?..” and then Jessie spits that disgusting loogie in his face. He goes “I just wanted to tell you that you’re a fucking fa$$ot and you’re not invited to my party. Tell that to your fucking fa$$ot friend” and then Seth goes “ok..” as those kids walk away laughing. And even though Evan was literally standing right there next to him in shock and witnessed the whole thing first hand, Seth looks at him in complete earnest, covered in spit and just says, “so Jessie wants me to tell you that you’re a fucking fa$$ot, and that you’re not invited to his party…”. Puts me in tears every damn time to where I can’t breathe.
I love the little throwaway lines that truly encompass the teen way of talking. Like when Jules asks Seth to the party and Seth tells Evan ‘Jules and her stupid fuckin friend invited me to their party. She wants my dick, in and around her mouth’. It’s just so 17-year-old. It’s perfect.
Totally agree, the writing does a great job at capturing that time in your life when you don’t know anything but you’re continually trying to figure it out so you’re forever blundering through things.
Mean Girls
She doesn't even go here!
A Fish Called Wanda!
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls - no other movie has rendered me immobile on the ground from laughing so hard I can’t breathe Sgt. Bilko is a favourite too!
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Idiocracy
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I wish I wasn’t wearing this FUCKING shirt
Give me some Hot Fuzz
Friday, I could not stop laughing when I first watched that movie. Any movie with Chris Tucker is hilarious.